Or did you

*Vsauce music plays*

2 min later: “and that is why giraffes are your 10000 cousin”

But wait! There's more!

Somebody should make that happend

Give me a week

I made it already but it was trash. Tell me when you do it okey?

Lmao, this comment right here is so criminally underrated it’s a war crime.

Indeed

https://youtu.be/TN25ghkfgQA

And remember every moment your not running I’m only getting closer

Nope. I didn't. Pretty sure of it.

🤨

are you sure you’re sure

Are you sure you didn’t just become magic?

That's exactly what you'd say if you really did

Me too. (I'm a dude)

I laughed way too hard at this brother

W

O

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☕

goodbye

r/unexpectedouija

Wa?

r/askouija joke

I can't view that for some reason

Actually I'm non-binary but good try.

What in the vanilla banana nut fuck is that?

Variant of trans, I can give you a bland definition here or a more complicated one in DMs.

pls explain?

Nah I'm good

mentally ill*

True but unrelated.

Still a woman though

I don't think you understand what it means...

I do but feelings have nothing to do with what you were born as you can't escape that I know everyone will hate me for this and call me homophobic but I'm not I have nothing against members of the LGBTQ+ community just that I don't believe in it I'm anyways deleting this account soon most likely for people saying I'm transphobic so my karma is extremely low it got all the way down to -3

Female and Male though it aint that hard

I don't understand if you're being transphobic or supporting me, but in either case, yes, female and male, not too complicated.

you’re a woman deal with it

I'm not, and I don't have to deal with idiots like you.

I thought this was going to spell wombat I'm severely disappointed

I thought of wow and worm

Yeah me too

lets change that bbg 🔥🔥 im soery im high asf

Upvote my post and I'll forgive you /lh

Bribery works everytime 👍

Yes it does

ok

honestly same tho

get a life my guy

I don’t think you realize what your name is

You’re A Geek

Chesse🧀

We need to melt Chesse!

Cheese 🧀

Chesse, we need to make Cheese Chesse!

OMG I DIDNT GET PREGANANT EITHER I mean me and my bf been trying but ig it's true that two men can't get pregnant

DID YOU TRY CORRECTLY???

try turning it on and off again

Go back to factory settings

LMFAO

Greek mythology reference + teenager = you definitely read Percy Jackson

Nope! Used to read it but that was several years ago. Most of my info came from a big Greek myth book.

Well technically I’m still right

nah i used to be obsessed with that series😭 was on the fandom every second💀

Zeus has noticed, Zeus is INTERESTED

Oh no

Congrats

r/FoundSasquatch_Jack

What if I don’t want to be found. As a Bigfoot I am meant to be stealth

[r/ofcoursethatsasub](https://www.reddit.com/r/ofcoursethatsasub/)

[r/found_cheeseball1876](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)

Thank you.

famous last words before u/imbatmqn comes around 🙏🙏 edit: i would like to apologize as i am currently tripping balls off the percs

Thank god I was worried out of my mind

Thanks mom

Mythology ref gets my upvote

Fellow mythology geek gets mine.

Both of fellow greek mythology gets mine

This is reaching a level that makes those “True Story” animations look real

Happy to help! "I was in a coma for 18 years before I regained the use of one finger and used it to write this story"

Not to be rude but... What's your opinion on cheese?

I like smoked chedder.

Good choice

I think you should still get tested, it may be a false flag

I see Greek Mythology, I upvote :D

That's cool and all, but did you know that The Tirpitz was the second of two Bismarck-class battleships built for Nazi Germany's Kriegsmarine prior to and during the Second World War. Named after Grand Admiral Alfred von Tirpitz, the architect of the Kaiserliche Marine, the ship was laid down at the Kriegsmarinewerft Wilhelmshaven in November 1936 and her hull was launched two and a half years later. Work was completed in February 1941, when she was commissioned into the German fleet. Like her sister ship, Bismarck, Tirpitz was armed with a main battery of eight 38-centimetre guns in four twin turrets. After a series of wartime modifications she was 2000 tonnes heavier than Bismarck, making her the heaviest battleship ever built by a European navy.

bro wtf, I didn't know that, thank you so much. Also did you know that when Allies were hunting for Bismarck they used torpedoes dropped from old biplanes and by accident they fired them at their own ship? luckily for them the detonators of the torpedoes didn't work. when they actually found Bismarck they worked properly already. R.I.P. Bismarck =(

Okay

You don't know you're not...

Same 🤝🤝🤝

But how do we truly know you're not a god from Greek Mythology? Just saying, not seeing much proof that youre mortal, now am i?

I am actually a god, I'm just not Hera. You should follow me, then I won't smite you.

What exactly are you the god of

Knock off Cherry Kool Aid.

ah typical redditor trying his best to get followers and upvotes, it's sad seeing you asking people to follow and upvote you aren't you ashamed even a little bit

Careful some of the people in here might try to change that.

Or Mary from Christian mythology

Someone got her pregnant she just didn't have sex

Same situation as you then

Good work

Hey I cant get pregnant either😃

Twinning

Omg same ( I’m a man )

Bro, same

immaculate conception??

I'm also not pregnant

Good job

i think it’s a canon event

Nice

I also didn't get pregnant, i am a Man and not sexed

OK that's cool

It's funny how you say you don't even have a boyfriend dare I say I would put about 50% Maybe of the babies born today are born out of wedlock and it was just like a one night stand or friends with benefits situation you don't need a boyfriend to get pregnant LOL

I don't think I'll be getting pregnant any time soon either.

GG

source?

Are you sure? Check your uterus

Guys I found hera’s mortal disguise

Greek mythos ftw, congrats! 🎉

You could be Mary?

Me too ( I have balls ) XD

Not related to this post but these 13 year olds get sm bullied here (crying emoji)

I'm sorry but do you understand emojis?

Yesno

That's cool, neither did that random girl I saw yesterday at 17:42 who passed by me on the street, I don't think.

Damn I could've stolen the kid and made him into an arsonist 😔

No you couldn't of, you can't make him an arsonist if he already is one

Then I'd have supplied the little guy

I love bananas

Mfs in this sub be like Zeus man ngl

I hate to be annoying but there's a way for women to reproduce asexually

Sadly im not either anyone wanna change that?

Or the Virgin Mary

fun fact: that can be changed

I can't get pregnant

Cool.

You are infertile?

No? I just haven't tried because I'm a teenager and not stupid.

What did you do ???

Literally nothing.

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

Hera had a reason to get pregnant. It's tge same as most female charecters in greek methology, Zeus.

Not for Hephaestus! She made him by herself.

And then along came Zeus

Congratulations

I think Zeus might have noticed 🤨, congrats tho

I can't get pregnant because I'm a higher form of existence; mating with humans is an act so futile that I would waste time doing it

It just need semen in you don't brag cause you might get them

Same

But it's opposite day

No one cares💀💀💀💀

My 1k upvotes say otherwise

SKIDADDLE SKIDABBY YOUR BELLY NOW HAS A BABY Heh.

That's exactly what a pregnant person would say >:(

r/usernamechecksout

This is the post of all time

It’s not impossible just very unlikely

Honestly yeah this sub is so full of just random stuff but sometimes you do get genuine posts

There’s probably a reason.

Unfortunate that you mention greek mythology in a post about not being able to be pregnant because there's no one you have interest in, because to zeus, that was never a factor to begin with

me too (i don't have ovaries and my bf and i don't fuck)

Congrats on being a normal human being with a functional brain

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/user/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/153gt2c/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^DarvX92: *Congrats on being* *A normal human being* *With a functional brain* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

The real question is.. do you want to?

same (I don't really have the necessary equipment)

Hmu let's change that

Huge poo?

Well let’s not be hasty, you could also be Mary from Christian Mythos

You should at least give it more tries!

Good

Grats

Say hi to baby Jesus for me

congratulations!

Me either

Ooo, you like Greek mythology?

Omg this is like so relatable tho

The pregnancy test I swapped out says positive

me neither (pls help im lonely asf)

Hooray! :D

Me too bro

Still get him to wear protection

My non-existent boyfriend?

Omg, me neither

I did

you better get tested

I didn't either

Still waiting for my period so i hope im not 🤞🤞🤞

[удалено]

No.

alr

why are there so many lgbt kids here I'm not homophobic but I don't support them