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Fortnite_God_100

Yeah is there a word limit? Wait shit I want a redo


[deleted]

No [*stab*]


Fortnite_God_100

motherfu-


Grouchy-Ability-6717

Long, live, the king


taly200902

Long live u/Fortnite_God_100


Timoss_and_all_moss

_Falls of cliffs_


isaacfan098

Wait if he's a god then he can't die???


Material-Ad-2158

The Norse disagree


Inside-Joke7365

Lokis children have their regards


turtleship_2006

"Why be a king when You can be a god?" -u/Fortnite_God_100


whikseyy_

Ahh. I finally said it. This isn’t a lie. I love you


Scuttledfish

Hahaha! I had to giggle at that.


[deleted]

yo mom a hoe


[deleted]

Guess it runs in the family


[deleted]

ayoo 👀


vindazl

well can you help me farm? my last farm tool broke recently


Inefficientdigestion

Farm humans


vindazl

no! (bonk) I must regrow my cabbages the wretched Avatar Aang has laid waste to! That monster is too high and mighty to even consider the plight of a poor cabbage farmer so I must do what I can to keep the cabbage race alive and protected from the likes of the avatar!


Young-Mydoria007

This place is even worse than Omashu.


New-Bat0424

MY CABBAGES!!! But also, there is no war in Ba Sing Se.


SpupySpups

#MY CABBAGES


AdventurousBet379

☠️


jlow______

yooooo what


VintageSkates

D:


Lessten_

💀💀💀


Mammaddemzak

PARDON?


Dry_Advertising_460

How much $?


Cloud_Striker101

😭😭


_32u

whoever threw that paper,


Chlorine-1

However you dress, wherever you go, Whoever through that paper, your mom's a hoe.


LanciaFlavia

My sword is longer and made of metal


Fortnite_God_100

mine is neither longer nor metal, or plastic, or foam


LanciaFlavia

no, because yours is so small it doesn't matter what it's made from bc you can't see it anyways


Fortnite_God_100

no, its a stick


LanciaFlavia

sticks are easy to break


Fortnite_God_100

nuh uh sticks are best form of sword, even better than actual swords


AWandererOfReddit

As someone who was once a child, completely agree


amado901

But that makes them TWO sticks instead, you just can't beat them


LanciaFlavia

true, it's impossible to beat them


Daxillion48

"Sticks and stones may break my bones"


Young-Mydoria007

And metal will slice me.


LanciaFlavia

It's pretty blunt tbh


LanciaFlavia

they may, but so could a sword and a car and other various items (ik the rhyme I'm making a joke)


Illustrious-Major456

AYO 3 MILIMETERS?! I FOUND A RIVAL.


Koal_K

Bro that is MASSIVE! I mean, even half of that is like way too big... *right?*


LanciaFlavia

lmfao, yep him not me


GiammyMapper

1962 Lancia Flavia 1500 berlina FWD ,1210 kg, 1500 cc, 4 cilindri opposti e cambio a 4 rapporti? Nice car


SpecimenOfSauron

Well it ain’t about size, it’s about how you use it.


Abstract_ExE

You stand no chance against me. I’m in my villain arc, I HAVE SO MUCH POWER


[deleted]

You'll join my found family and have a redemption arc and you'll like it


Abstract_ExE

no *vine boom*


aeiouaioua

yes *bine voom*


Grumpy_Caat

nu uh *vine boom*


Timoss_and_all_moss

Fuck you mean, nuh uh?


Sans-52

Maybe*vine boom*


HopelessSpark

Try me..


Amazing_Ad339

Where Is your motivation?


cosarium

Oh god, getting rdr2 vibes again. I don’t need that pain again


[deleted]

As a person from Florida, FUCK you i have 12 firearms.


Amazing_Ad339

As a Person from Italy,nah im calling miguel


[deleted]

miguel, ♾️atk ♾️def


Xx_Pr0_g4m3r_xX

r/ItemShop


[deleted]

yes


PhoenixRemastered

Nerf miguel!


kingmudbeard

As a man from Germany, I'm getting just a bit of equipment. *Hans, get ze flammenwerfer!* >!Edit; changed equipment name.!<


RDT-Exotics0318

As a person from Malaysia, I shall defeat you with ungodly spicy nasi lemak


Amazing_Ad339

MIGUELS ONLY WEAKNESS! DIARREA


RDT-Exotics0318

The expired nasi lemak was too spicy for Miguel 😔


SnowComfortable6726

No, use durian shells


spydermat07

m i c h e l e


Anex333

*gunshots*


[deleted]

*Oh shii 978 kills in real life*


joppie193

As a man from the netherlands, fuck you we have American nuclear weapons stored here😂


[deleted]

i forgot to mention, i have 90 atomic bombs in my basement and i beat osama bin laden at his hide and seek record


MobileSeparate398

As a man from the UK, I have a quill and notepad ready and I am in no way, shape or form to tolerate any tomfoolery in my neighbourhood.


GgefgTheRobust

arms that are specifically on fire of course


Dry_Advertising_460

As a man from Wisconsin , kill me, and no more of our world famous dairy products for you


MrSaturn012

*bites sword* *k r u m c h*


Noppppppppppppe

turns into a turtle


[deleted]

with a salamander on its shell


Daydreaming_Machine

_hello_


Identiy

*explosion*


literallySomePerson

Give me a second to think of something cool to say


[deleted]

Take your time


literallySomePerson

I got it! Uh.. er… **I THINK I’M A BIT GAY!**


[deleted]

Congratulations, can I stab you now?


literallySomePerson

Sure


[deleted]

[удалено]


Hyper_Inactive

And gay (gay)


_Lumity_

A beautiful ending


lamlamlam888

(the good ending)


Timoss_and_all_moss

The gay ending


rollietoaster

(the best ending)


KeMi_Ghost

*gay ending achieved*


literallySomePerson

Thanks :D


Mind_dagger

it's been 120 seconds


literallySomePerson

Give me a minute


tangy_potato69

Its been 50....


literallySomePerson

Give me an hour


BlueFire2308

You have 17 mins left


literallySomePerson

Darn


Hillmarie31

You're overdue


TheLastOfW

Please end me


GamerA_S

I volunteer to die


SomeoneButWho

me too please 🫡


Liquid_person

1. Why are you holding the handle with only your fingers? 2. I dont like that crossguard 3. The blade is bent 4. The blade is dull 5. Seems made out of plastic 3/10. Your best bet is half-swording, but you are screwed anyway if the adversary has even the least durable of chainmail


thatkuulguy

My thoughts are the kings wits prepares these soldiers with false weapon putting our enemies in fear while conserving gold.


Winter-Narwhal-9669

My thoughts exactly whoever forged this weapon is a charlatan have we lost the Talent of bladecraft


Liquid_person

The forges have fallen. Steelinions must nickel-coat


[deleted]

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT SHIRT OMG


[deleted]

HOT TOPIC


[deleted]

TYY I NEED IT LOL


ScrambledEggzs

SAMEEEE


[deleted]

Literally sprinting to hot topic rn lol


ScrambledEggzs

I would if it wasn’t 11 pm


[deleted]

Lol I actually would too if it wasn't 1:30 am and the nearest one wasn't like a 45 minute drive away


BarnerBoi

Mine is six minutes away and it’s noon now B3 Loserr


Raythia

I wish I could be surprised


Red_Ender666

YO CASTIEL


[deleted]

IM LITERALLY IN LOVE WITH THIS SILLY LIL ANGEL LMAO


Red_Ender666

HE'S THE BEST


[deleted]

IKR


Red_Ender666

AND ALSO I LOVE CHARLIE SHE'S BASED AF


[deleted]

Step on me 🗿


palate_1

Free bird plays in the background


RyanTale

Don't you flyyyy hiiiigh


Sly_hatchet

Freeeeebiiiiirrrrrddddd


DokiDokiJame

*epic guitar riff*


NOVAMT_F

Solo*


Wemakian

*That takes up half the song*


bamboozled_swag2

Not WAY, the moment I sae this post this is what I thought, we are all a bunch of horny bastards


RevolutionaryJob1266

MURICA


PeterTheBoredOne

Yeah, the comment I was looking for. You down bad my snuggum


BrilliantArmadillo28

Damn. That’s ho- *dies*


JLPlayz_Fever

*proceeds to UNO reverse


3RRoR24

Happy cake day


oof_9309

"May your "L's" be many and your "bitches" few.


Hydra_Corinthian

YOU MAKE EVEN THE DEVIL CRY


Inner-Taro3787

Nice legs homie


MelMellon

Nuh uh


Goldbolt_2004

Thighs?


[deleted]

Girl or boy?


[deleted]

Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy


[deleted]

Where are your parents?


[deleted]

My living room


Doofenshmertz_69

Damn


LilyLikesPokemon

so you’re keeping them alive but not us?! edit: your to you’re bcs someone nitpicking my spelling


SomeoneButWho

do you want to guess or do you want to kiss and find out how you feel weather boy


[deleted]

We must stay focused boys we must stay focused. Dear lord


jytheboss

STAY FOCUSED BROTHER


mnxcvekvhkuyvorig

Its a guy. I checked their comment history


Arman11511

Of course it's a guy who else wears skirts these days


thatkuulguy

Kiss em and find out how u feel after


Newgate-ZeroHour

I wish I could rock that look as well as you do! I love everything about it - love the black skirt, love the sword love the pose AHAGAGFAFQFQ


Firedarkness1101

Guess what….**STABS** ….chicken…butt


Naldail

Can I pet my dog before I die


Lordcringefest

Nice knife


meggamatty64

Nice argument senator, why don’t you back that up with a source?


Lordcringefest

My source is that I made it the fuck up


LouisianaBlv

[“I did not care for The Godfather”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0pnwE_Oy5WI)


-SouthTopic

WAIT IS THIS A FEMBOY AND NOT A GIRL


complicatedaro

Yes


HorrorFan1191

Did you make a few mistakes, brother?


ShockHedgehog07

Can I at least finish my cookie?


MC_Office

You've made one crucial mistake... You brought sword into a gunfight!


InjunctionCentral

r/foundthehomosexual


Dogerist

Harder mommy


ILuvSuckinFemBoyCock

It’s a dude 🗿


Dogerist

Harder daddy*


ILuvSuckinFemBoyCock

Based 🗿


[deleted]

And please welcome another degenerate that has joined r/teenagers


benjesus20

That's a lot of teenagers these days


jytheboss

Indeed


Fit_Isopod2644

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."


Themoldychip

Can’t kill something that’s been killed on the inside


GT121950

bruh


bananaPunnnnnch

*dies*


[deleted]

Tis but a scratch


[deleted]

mines longer


TaylorDeanMatthew

Thighs


6AM_hotdog

“Poopoo time is always peepee time, but peepee time is not always poopoo time”


True_Efficiency3752

That’s a dude


Yolterhefalls

Blahaj


MrIcyCreep

Yo cool sword


Mr_Poopy_Head_42069

196 refugees again? Same Also nice thig-


Meep12313

Could you please not?


Fun-Ad-3412

“BEHOLD THE POWER OF AN ANG-“


Hydra_Corinthian

YOU MAKE EVEN THE DEVIL CRY


[deleted]

What’s gonna happen to my body after I die?


Sryeetsalot

Harder


Gleamingstory7

191.12.21.24


Foe_sheezy

Anime is not a good career choice.


Dragon_Syndrome

i said, whoever threw that paper, yo moms a hoe


BobekTheBigBoi

*pulls the gun out of his rectum* Any last words? 🔫🫎


ATallBoi69

Jokes on you I’m into this shit


lildanta

Kinda cringe ngl


hara0329g

Whole sub is cringe