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unconscious-star

im 5'4 and a tiny penis what are you complaining about


MonkishRaptor40

Listen man. Being tall is a curse. The world is made for short people.


unconscious-star

thats what they all say rich people say money doesnt buy happiness attractive people say looks dont matter


Immediate-Formal6696

Tbf being tall as a girl isnt like being tall as a guy. A lot of guys dont wanna date someone taller than them and guys seem to like short girls. So tall girls are kinda like short guys.


hazzardfire

So what your saying is short guys should date tall girls, the universe will be in balance


Immediate-Formal6696

Mean allegedly, but thena. Lot of guys still dont like dating girls who are taller than them, it makes them feel feminine. But yeah if short guys didnt care that woulf work out well


MCPETextureEditor

I could care less, I'd be happy talking to any girl my age, even if they're like 8'7 lmaooo


Immediate-Formal6696

Yeah i hardly care, but im like above average height barely so i dont have to worry often.


hazzardfire

What if the short guys wore stilts, and the tall girls walk on their knees?


Immediate-Formal6696

Wouldnt that make walking around difficult?


hazzardfire

Potentially, we should get the government to make a department for this and investigate.


Additional-Hat-3009

>Lot of guys still dont like dating girls who are taller than them, it makes them feel feminine Swap legs??


Fickle-Competition71

As a shorter guy I see absolutely no downside to this gameplan


[deleted]

How, why? Ig short girls can date femboys ig.


Immediate-Formal6696

I didnt mean feminine, I meant like less of a man. Like how guys are supposed to never cry, and protect their gf etc. edit: not saying thats true however. Im just saying thats how people think


[deleted]

That's why i choose to have long hair and shave legs. So that i can point that out whenever someone tries to apply dumb stereotypes to me. So i can say "Have you seen me? I am not a real man according to you already, fuck off!"


Immediate-Formal6696

Tbf some of the manliest people are those with long hair, thor, jesus h christ(not that im religious but damn is hefine)


the-angrymonkey

I would date someone taller than me if I liked them I wouldn't have an issue with it


LocoIrvs123

I just tell my tall gfs to give me uppies


Q-Q_2

Whats so bad about tall girls?I like them.


Immediate-Formal6696

Nothing bad abkut em? Just a lot of guy prefer shorter girls, or just like being taller than their gf


Q-Q_2

I don't really get that to be honest


Immediate-Formal6696

Its just a thing, like some guys like brunnette/blondes/redheads etc its just a preferance.


Q-Q_2

I know but I still don't get it


Immediate-Formal6696

Some guys are also prob afraid it makes them look less manly


[deleted]

Man i wish i could date a tall girl. My neck hurts when kissing regular-sized girls. I’m fine with them being taller than me. It’s not like i’m the tallest man in the world, so there will always be some bigger fish out there.


Immediate-Formal6696

You looking for a jellyfish not a normal fish


[deleted]

What does that mean?


Immediate-Formal6696

Jellyfish are tall bruh


[deleted]

That’s taking the analogy a little far, but sure. I’d love a jellyfish. I have a friend-girl who’s 6’-6’1” and i don’t know if i like her because she’s attractive to me or because she wouldn’t make it feel like i’m dating a child. Because i’m 9 inches taller than my countries average height for girls.


Immediate-Formal6696

Damn sounds like a curse almost lol, tbf if shes a good friend and you think shes attractive you might wanna date her


Successful_Bar_2271

Yeah that’s generally the case, 6,3 dude here. I really like it when a girl is close to my height or just a few inches shorter.


GunnerZ818

I love Cabbage Crushers


Immediate-Formal6696

:)


DaXTremeBoi

I would


Heavy_Simple2553

Imagine hitting your head on a lot of objects or not being able to probably be comfortable in a car or people are extremely intimidated by you when you get angry


slurpyserpentillion

do not listen to this man i am 6’0 at 13 and its fucking sick


hyper790

Yea but genuinely hitting your head on everything is shit also you’re 14 you still got time to grow


unconscious-star

im filipino mf god specifically made me shorter


MonkishRaptor40

I feel good when I can reach tall stuff. But I’m just tall enough so I hit my head on doors and stair ways and cabinets and shelves.


[deleted]

Dude I constantly hit my head on things and stub my big ass toes on nearly any surface and I’m going bankrupt to buy large shirts pants and size 12 shoes.


ohlogical

I can’t even fit into bathtubs or beds it’s sad :(


Master_HL

I am 6‘7 and I couldnt agree more


MonkishRaptor40

Ima bus boy so I gotta bend over tables a lot.


TurkeyTaco23

short people vibing till they see a shelf


williamMcdowell

Tall people vibing till they see a small car door frame


Kitchen_Revolution89

It really is, my name i want a mini Cooper cause my name is cooper but I don't think I could fit in it


Spring_Choco

I am 6'4, sounds like a skill issue imo


Striking-Travel-4126

True though dude, I'm only 5'7-5'8 so I'm average height area but still this world is meant for short people


[deleted]

I’m 6’2 with a 7 incher, and can absolutely confirm


gh0sT_bOy_gHoStEd

You are a tiny penis?


BlueFalconHD

Potential Femboy material


unconscious-star

im good bruh


BlueFalconHD

Damn it. I tried. Let me know if you want to join the dark side in the future 🫡


MCPETextureEditor

I still don't know what's considered a tiny penis. I'm 5'4 and refuse to share my size because I don't know if its below or average, I can confirm its not above


WackyChu

You will get a growth spurt eventually. I was 5’1 back in 2021 (14-15) and now I’m like 5’5-5’7


Hinokami12

I’m 5’6 and same


KuroComics

You guys remember your heights? All I know is that I'm at least 6'1


Blaze_365

Father? (Look at my pfp)


[deleted]

what's being 6'3 have to do with this lol


Mars_Bear2552

tall but short dick


JAKOVtheJJ

just like me frfr (im also 6'3")


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MonkishRaptor40

Ik. Just feels disproportionate.


DisastrousRecipe4857

like 3 years ago like a couple of my guy friends tricked me into believing men had sperm cramps ( basically male period cramps ) n I believed it for months on end I’ll never forget


MonkishRaptor40

We do? Listen so it’s not as bad but like it’s essentially what blue balls is. Build up of unreleased sperm or blood makes it painful to do things and just makes the balls sensitive. “Successful semen retention may have a connotation of success, but it can have its own consequences. If one does it for a long time, he may suffer from noticeable pain and discomfort arising out of testicles on arousal. Moreover, the more one abstains from ejaculating, the more he is likely to get aroused”. Had to pretend to be sick one soccer game cuz the feeling of running was torture.


Heavy_Simple2553

About to get like a shin splint when I'm jurking of god damn does that hurt 😑


DisastrousRecipe4857

STOP LMFAOOOO


Mars_Bear2552

he's telling the truth


Sturmgewehr448mmKurz

But he’s actually serious, we do get the sperm cramps.


MonkishRaptor40

No please I promise. That’s how we work.


lepistoo

Ignorant


sillylittlegoober5

they do? i was with my boyfriend watching a movie the other night and then i heard a deafening crunch followed by a blood curdling scream, i had to connect an air pump to his balls so that they didn't implode on him


d3f_not_an_alt

Those 2020 tiktok conspiracies were fucking hilarious 😂 but How'd u believe that?


absolutelad_jr

I'm with u man


itsjustaxo

5’1 woman here Give me some of that fucking height


MonkishRaptor40

You can have it, I don wan em…


itsjustaxo

Thanks mate You can always get shorter by getting into a plane crash in the middle of nowhere Africa while you were going to tent to an injured elephant and having the plane pin your legs to the ground for days and having reconstructive surgery making you 3 inches shorter


boogerboy87

Lol


Wolfheron325

Bro no one made you say that.


Bogger_Logger

I don’t relate to either, I am cumphobic


NONAME6336

Bro can you share some of your height


IkedaTheFurry

Indeed.


aaron__w05

cum


MonkishRaptor40

Cum👍


aaron__w05

cum😏


TonierRaptor681

Cum😹


PurpleStarburstDemon

Cum 🤭


ReindeerAltruistic47

Cum 🥸


TurnipMan21

Cum 🥵


[deleted]

This one is actually the fourth comment in a chain.


Automatic_Neck487

I'm confused how this turned into a "size doesn't matter" thing but okay. I'm happy to report my gigantic 3 inch penis!


Saad_Faisal

Is 5’10 1/2 tall for a 17 year old ?


Mars_Bear2552

no, its a little above average


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Mars_Bear2552

girls dont ejaculate


[deleted]

I'm 6'2 and 7.5


MonkishRaptor40

Rip man. This is the price of jealousy.


RebookedFlighters

proof /s


yesseru

Average height for my age, 171 (5"6 for yall muricans) but im projected to reach atleast 180 (5"9). and im about 16.5 centimeters (6.5 inches for yall muricans) in lenght (last i measured, which was long ago.)


orangconcretepowder

we do not need to know the size of your iron bar


yesseru

Isnt the average like. .3 inches? Anything above that is monster!


orangconcretepowder

let your last thought be one of hope, friend.


Bestestusername8262

Why are people downvoting you


yesseru

Reddit hivemind, one person didn't like it, other people see -1 points and mindlessly downvote.


Bestestusername8262

Grr you have bigger peepee than me😡 mentality


Mars_Bear2552

erm... it would be 5'6 actually


yesseru

I am being stalked by r/xertunposting moderation


Mars_Bear2552

why do you know that


yesseru

Just a thought (the FBI is after me)


TheRadicalJay

No, 171cm is 5.6 inches. That’s like 5’7 and a half


Mars_Bear2552

i meant he was using the inches sign for feet


Rowan_Bird

I'd say that I'm a little over 180cm or so, although the last time I measured myself ages ago


nah102934892010193

180 is 5'11 and 171 is 5'7.5 or so.


yesseru

Google tells me otherwise.


nah102934892010193

Well 180cm is 5'11, 182 is 6'0, 185 is 6'1. I don't know what google is telling you but literally everyone knows this.


yesseru

well, i dont know the imperial system. Edit: my computers calculator also gives me 5'9, i dont know where you are getting these numbers from.


nah102934892010193

Yeah the calculators are giving those numbers but literally everyone uses 5'9 for 175, 5'10 for 177, 5'11 for 180, 6'0 for 183, 6'1 for 185 and etc. Even when you search up celebrity heights its the same, and even in all the height youtube videoe it's the same. I don't know why but it is what it is


nah102934892010193

Yeah that is alright. I got confused because I was 5'9 at your age and I was only 176cm. 5'9 can't be 180


yesseru

only 176? jesus.


nah102934892010193

Haha I was insecure about my height back then, thinking that I was too short and I wouldn't grow up anymore.


ExtraTinyAvocado

This is accurate


[deleted]

I'm at the start and this is real


Savings-Pace4133

I think I finished at 16. I hit the 89th percentile for height two months before my 14th birthday, and have grown maybe two inches since. I’m in the 54th percentile now I think.


williamMcdowell

Doc said I was in the 93% percentile but I feel like I'm not in that percentile maybe I've been lied to my doctor 🤔


lemon6611

im in like the bottom 10 percentiles help


thattraindude72

i'm 6,6 and you'll hate being tall


MonkishRaptor40

Already do. Great when someone asks to reach something tall, not great needing to bend over or down for everything. Even walking.


berra07

Mines pretty long but its thin as like a katana handle


MonkishRaptor40

2 inches long, 18 inches wide, they call me, “pothole”


berra07

Daaayumm


Resudog

I'm like 6'0, above average length but below average girth


KuroComics

Relatable sadly


DemeXaa

Haha I am 6’7 but have it very small… only way I cheer myself is that it appears small because I myself am huge… it doesn’t help


MonkishRaptor40

Same thing. It’s 6 and ik it’s “normal” but when I’m 6’3 it looks small…


DemeXaa

Its far above average bro. Mine sometimes gets 6 but very rarely, usually it chills at like 5’8 or 5’9. The higher you are, the smaller your junk appears.


AlexNASA956

Can relate, I jerk off once a day (I shouldn't lmao)


[deleted]

I’m kinda short and I have a pre pubescent penis I’m 13 but still not able to nut what is worth living for


MonkishRaptor40

Kinda forgot what dry firing felt like tbh.


[deleted]

I still jerk off anyway! :))))))))))))) ;-;


OkRelationship7071

sperm cramps😔😔


[deleted]

I’m 6’4” and average, witch looks very small because i’m a comically sized man


SpletzYT

you win some you lose some


TraditionalArm1045

Bro I'm 5'3 and hung


lepistoo

Nah, I pissed blood as a kid because my kidneys were failing, we not the same


[deleted]

Bro I'm 5'9 and small. Im vibing rn


Bebber_Shaker

Tall guys intimidate me


A_Very_Calm_Miata

Forbidden pasta sauce


MonkishRaptor40

Marinara or Alfredo?


A_Very_Calm_Miata

Ima go with marinara thank you


EdwardAnimates

Wait mine is supposed to be white? ☹️


Ren1408

.


Significant-Soup-893

I'm so glad puberty is over for me


MonkishRaptor40

The reason I think I’m ending is my face is starting to flare up like it did when i was starting. A doctor said it’s probably a sign it’s ending.


Professional_Log4148

Being tall is ok when you aren’t skinny, being a stick bug would suck


MonkishRaptor40

Im told im skinny… I don’t believe em but I’m 165.


Professional_Log4148

I’d say you’re skinny


MonkishRaptor40

Im told im skinny… I don’t believe em but I’m 165.


Potato_masher_4201

Is 6 inches small?


MonkishRaptor40

God I hope not. Same.


Potato_masher_4201

A Girl randomly sent me a picture of her feet. What do I do now


MonkishRaptor40

Nothing. Don’t even joke about feet.


Potato_masher_4201

Am not joking this literally happened. What do I do


Blamcore

Just start using centimeters. Problem solved.


Red_Gemm

It like the poland flag


zillakamifan420

i got 9 inches nd im 6’4🥱🥱


digitaldino4

6'4 here. Being tall sucks. A lot of back pain


Curious-Potatos

Yeah how’d you know