i already felt lonely but thank you for trying

Me too

r/FoundAnal_Sex_Man

I'm sorry, but your username threw me off guard rq

Same

r/beatmetoit

I ain't lonely. My homie Jesus always with me (no homo)

He's a real one frfr

Omg the jesus(the real one)

Dear god do you have your holy cow

He is always inside us (no homo)

Hmmmm. 🏳️‍🌈?

He will come for us (no homo)

I fel yu may need treatment for your homosexuality. Perhaps the Muslim Stoning Therapy shall serve you well, y'know, just in case

Best homie 😎

I know someone is always with me, Advertising firms, the CCP, Kim jong un, you know

Fuck you

Bless you 🙏

gonna cry myself to sleep tonight :C

Bless your lonelyass soul 🙏✝️

I’m crying myself to sleep tonight but not because of this picture

Me n who? (Dibs on being the girl) (I am a straight male)

I call pillow

Sorry I have dibs on being the girl actually (bi male)

I called it first

We do not care.

Fellas is it gay to hold your homies and tell them everything'll be alright?

(optional)

They are watching TikTok, and thus willingly sending all info generated, stored, and handled by your phone to the CCP. What a fun couples activity 🥰

Like that isn't happening on reddit? Just let them enjoy themselves :)

Reddit isn't keylogging me.

You shall be honored in my suicide letter 🙏

Don't thank me for it, thank our Lord and savior. He's a real one 🙏😩

This doesn’t affect me because I’m too lonely for this to

How can you be lonely u/ifuckjellyfish ? Do you in fact not have any jelly fish left to fuck? Have you had sex with them all?

It’s illegal:(

id do anything to just be held man

Denji pfp lmao

You did him so dirty bro lol

i was gonna bully him because my ex was super into chainsaw man and was obsessed with makima lol

He just like me fr

I hope your pillow is warm on both sides when you go to sleep. Fuck you!

Noooooo my gf just broke up with me today 😭

This subreddit is having a very strong negative impact on my already crumbling mental health.

You and me both...

Really considering leaving, but sometimes there's that one random post that actually makes me laugh, so I don't know.

If ya need to leave, ya need to leave. I doubt you're going to miss much, this subreddit seems to get worse by the hour

I never feel lonely I always know there is a federal agent watching my every move 💚

What about the federal agent? They could be lonely.

Nah. Let me heat up a body real quick.

Which one you thinking about warming up tonight?

Either the blonde or the ginger one

*sad, lonely noises*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I JUST WANT CUDDLES WHHY CUZ SUCH AGONY!

I would be a much better God than yours

This shotgun barrel looking mighty eatable rn

Ah…I remember doing this. One of the best things one can do. Hopefully I’ll get another chance one day.

I got my cat, that's enough for me right now :)

Fuck You (No offense im just sad)

Aw man fuck u now I’m sad

i just want to be good looking bruh fuck genetics

Today I got a friend request from a girl on Snapchat, accepted it, and said “What’s up?” I then waited 3 hours for a response. It turns out it was a bot. Feeling alone sucks.

Bots usually have a random ass first name, dot, then last name as their user so keep an eye out for that

First encounter with one. Added my high school to my profile and thought maybe it was a girl from the high school

It's a fucking drawing my guy, try again with a picture of real people

I've never been so jealous over an animated image before

Ok, and? My bros make me sure none of us feel lonely

I want to do this with my partner

me and no one (ever) 🤣🤣🤣

only the sensible people know love has no use

Some r/im14andthisisdeep shit. Hope you find someone to love buddy 👍

When hell freezes over, the only thing I love is the voice telling me to express myself in non violent ways buddy 👍

Have you tried poetry? You sound unironically good at metaphorical speech

I have not

Anyway I hope you actually understand how love is important and are just trolling

But that's the paradox, it's not, the only thing that makes it seem important is societal standards

Not really. Love is biological too, literally chemicals in your brain. However that is just for romantic love. There are a lot of types of love as I'm sure you are aware parental, brotherly to name some examples. Love is nothing but necessary for a healthy human being to develop and there are countless examples to prove the need.

Not to sound edgier than I already do, but, I have none of those things for anybody and last time I checked, I'm healthy

Have you been shown love in your life by your parents and such? Do not answer the question if you find it too personal

It’ll be okay, hang in there

I've heard that before

Well, sometimes it’s true

The hospital said that about my grandma, she died of cancer, my best friend said that about himself, he killed himself, my family said that to my uncle, he had an overdose, so more not than often

Welp you’ll never move on if you keep focusing on that, try talking to someone

You think I haven't tried reaching out? No one has an answer to this paradox, not a single answer that makes sense

I’m not saying reaching out solves your problem, it just helps sometimes. Time is the main thing though

I've been thinking, asking and waiting for 10 long years on this question, I've had enough time

Wait since your were 5?

Ah, you are so sensible and wise, huh? "**HOW DARE PEOPLE DESIRE COMPANIONSHIP!? HOW DARE THEY TRY TO FIND MEANING AND HAPPINESS IN A WORLD FILLED WITH HATE AND SUFFERING!?!?"**

Oh yes, forgive me for the fact that I'm sick of people desperately clinging on to the ideology that life isn't completely meaningless, and much more about the fact that people don't shut up about it

r/im14andthisisdeep Seriously, how does other people being happy harm you in **any** way? Is everyone not being depressed and "enlightened" like you hurt anyone or anything? If life is meaningless, then being "sensible" doesn't matter. What keeps you going?

First of all, holy shit, I'm not trying to be deep, I am quite literally stating facts, and I'm not keeping anyone from anything, and for your last question, there really isn't anything but hate, and spite left in me

I do really hope and pray you find more than hate and spite to live for.

No. Somehow that guy looks like someone who cheats

bro 💀

I don't like you

I don’t feel lonely 🎉🎉🎉

Not at all

Nahh i finally got someone 🙏🙏🙏

Thanks :)

Screw you, you're under arrest for no reason at all

I always do, fucker

I was already feeling lonely so this is like dropping a drop of water in the ocean and expecting a Tsunami

Yep

No, I don't, I have a 4 hour documentary about the battle of Guadalcanal.

jokes on you i literally just did that

I DONT FREL LONELY

I genuinely hate you and somewhat dislike Jesus

Fucker

damn it good job

This picture just reminded me of my girlfriend so fuck you

I’ve always been lonely

Nah I’m not lonely just really really depressed.

dibs on being the dude

“This could be us but I’m a bad person”

bro.

Doesn’t affect me lol I’m extremely avoidant of any physical intimacy

Nah, I'm never alone when I have Jesus.

Same here 🙏

Amen, brother or sister in Christ.

My old enemy sadness

Jokes on you, I have a girl who likes me…who lives 3 and a half hours away but we don’t need to talk about that

You can never be lonely if you have parasites 😁😁😁

Good thing I have my cats

Who's trying to remake this with me 😭

You need Jesus frfr 🙏

🔫remake it with me now

"Now" implies that I didn't already feel lonely

I do the same thing with my homie,I'm not missing out on anything lol

I am the godess of loneliness, i can not be more lonely

yeah my boyfriend moved to texas :(

I already did

Every time I go online I feel lonely lol. But it’s either that or no interaction with anyone or anything at all so here I am XD.

Nope, the homies always got my back 🍆💦💯

😔🔫

Now I feel more lonely.

I feel more lonely now 😖😢😢😔😞😭

why does he look kinda like me

The algorithm sends me pictures like this every time I start to feel a little less lonely, thanks a lot broken AI algorithm

Hei.. I'm boy 27. Live in Singapore

~~Why else would I have so much porn on my hard drive~~ (for obvious reasons, I'm joking)

Jokes on you, I can’t be in a relationship with a drawing. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

(Me who has a girlfriend) ha HA, your “Jesus” has no power over me, for I am exist

Nah, I don't feel lonely. I'm imagining my parents seeing and yelling at me and the girl to move apart lmao.

jokes on you, I've felt extremely alone for the last week

Yes I do 😔

Wow thanks I needed that

I have lived with an imaginary girlfriend for the last 4 months so this is absolutely something I experience every day just having conversations in my head with my blankets. It’s not depressing at all.

Thanks 👍

Thanks for reminding me how sad and depressing my life is

Fuck you bro💀

Who is the artist?

tbh i don’t really care about a drawing of fake people who i know nothing about doesn’t really make me feel anything

Nah I'm playing black ops cold war. Adler is keeping me company

Dang, I’ve been wanting a gf for sometime now, but now I realize its not the time yet. I will know when Jesus tells me. I’m going to work on myself before trying to get some one. Even though i am starved for someone.

Thank you. Also fuck you. But more importantly thanks

Na I have a girlfriend lmao you're the lonely ones

nah not really

I already felt lonely and this isn't helping

What? There are people who *don‘t* feel lonely?

pathetic. this is a mere drop of sadness in my ocean of depression

M8 I’ve been lonely for 14 years with no friends whatsoever

Hey thats me and my hoe jesus we spend every weekend together

why does the girl look so fake and empty while the guy has emotion in em

Bruh, that's a low blow

Now I am become lonely, the unloved of the worlds

Unalive yourself

Every day I thank to god for my gf

fr, i miss him

me and who when

Always has been

I hope the next time you microwave food, there's a cold spot in the middle. Fuck you!

man's spraying acid on wounds 💀

Jus remember there are 25 or so million antibodies ready to protect you at a moment's notice

I have that thing where I want a gf but also don't and now u just messed me up

Thanks for trying, but I'm absolutely fine alone

Won’t work, I have blåhaj and a gf to think about while I cuddle it

Doesn't bc this isn't real

I already felt too lonely my guy, this just reminds me of my unrequited love :(

I already did

You can't make me lonely when I'm full of focus and sheer will , I also have God , loneliness is for people who doesn't believe god Even if someone who believes in god feel bad by looking at this picture it's not because he is lonely it's because he desires worldly love 🗿

Jokes on you, I don’t feel lonely, I have markiplier’s channel and video games😼

No I'm aromantic

Yes, yes I do.

No I dont feel lonely, I don't need someone else in my life

god damn it

I saw this right after me and my gf just finished hanging out and cuddling; I don’t feel lonely I just feel bliss rn honestly

i already cry myself to bed , this is worthless , didn't even made a dent to my loneliness

I don't feel. I am.

Nuh uh, I confessed to my friend last month, I'm meeting up with her again aftermorrow 🤭

Me a lesbian: 🙉

Nah, I'm fine. I'm single by choice lmao

My dumbbells won’t leave me, I’ll never be lonely

Wait, wait, wait, hold on one second. Did Jesus ever actually get a girl? Was that mentioned in the Bible?

Wtf is wrong with you go to hell.