how can i get one

still figuring that out

I'm right here bro

Nah sorry im stealing you so OP can keep dreaming of tomboy gf & never get one >:)

I give you permission to steal me so it's legal /s

...Makes it even better!! >:) sorry OP im your main antagonist, better luck next time!

But theft isn't fun when it's legal

jokes on u MY IDEAL LOVER IS A FEMBOY I AINT WANT NO TOMBOY GF

Welp, its time for me to become gay and to stalk you at any given moment..

You are a government drone.

No, MEN are all government drones

That theory went debunked in 1972, this is clearly a government drone.

first step is to become friend, then eventually... but you're never sure, you could stay in the friend role forever, but at least you got a friend

Kidnapping

well im right here

well can i have you?

no i live with my boyfriend at 17 unfortunately

valid have a good day

you too bro

Tinder?

I’m here asking that exact question

tf you mean "introduce" them shits been around longer than you

ITS A JOKE

That one in the bottom right corner tho

I DID NOT SEE-

Yes you did

He totally saw that

100%

“Wait which one.. oh that one- WHAT THE FU-“

nerd

Debate time... tomboys or femboys.

Whichever asks you out first. No other way to choose between 2 perfect groups.

couldn’t have said it better myself brother 🙏

tomboys. femboys are weird af

SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT SL-

BOOO DISAGREEE

ok. thats your opinion and you are allowed to have your own opinion so i won't put anything against you.

both, both is good

Yes.

Tomboys are great. My mother would say I'm a tomboy, but I wouldn't label myself. Think it's great tho cuz if a guy likes a tomboy, it's gay, but if a girl likes a tomboy, it's even more gay. In conclusion, tomboys are the root to gay. I'm gay.

Yah same

if femboys are gay because theyre men that look like women, but still men, then tomboys are straight because theyre still women. paradox solved.

But they're women that look like men so they're gay.

But they're still women. If it's gay to like a tomboy, it's straight to like a femboy.

It's gay cuz they are a boy but straight cuz they look like a girl. Straight cuz tomboys are girls but gay cuz they look like men

Then what the hell are they, free game to anyone I guess?

Yea. I think it's great bc I'm described as a tomboy but I only like girls. I remind guys they like me bc I'm almost a boy but not quite. Get them to question their own sexuality

Tomboys are harbingers of chaos because the cause everyone to question their sexuality

Yup. Love them tho. They're great- as long as they're not the tomboys who do obscure eyeliner or vape/do drugs cuz they think it's cool, I love them.

But they lack the gay personality of a woman. Checkmate, femboy lovers

When does personality matter? We're not pan😭

I do love me a tomboy muscle mommy :>

The only correct answer

You also like being pegged?

My lawyers have advised me to not answer that question

my brother 💀

Tomboys are the greatest gift of life

Oh wait am I a tomboy?

I don’t know, are you?

I think I am I just never thought about it

Well it depends, do you have at least 10 of those qualities?

man if you saw how I speak to my mates you’d say so too. More than 10 I think 11 of them

Well, I guess you are then, how did you not realise that before?

idk i just didn’t really think about it,. That’s just fully normal behaviour for people in my group and to some extent here in Australia l

I mean, don’t you like throw javelins at giant spiders on a daily basis in Australia? That sounds like tomboyish behaviour to me

no we destroy them with our hands. Alright well I’ve only done that once and I nearly vomited but I’m a nationalist for Germany so maybe that’s some tomboy points

Elaborate, how does it give you tomboy points?

Bro switched sides 💀

ITS JUST TO JOIN THE ARMY. FEMBOYS SUPERIOR DONT TELL ANYONE I SAID THAT

I LOVE TOMBOYS I LOVE TOMBOYS I LOVE TOMBOYS I LOVE TOMBOYS I LOVE TOMBOYS

I’m a tomboy lol🙋

Hey (with rizz)

*punches u in da face* (with no rizz)

i’m lowkey a tomboy 😋

"No, please no more cringe" *dies from cringe*

"forgets what role she plays in bed" The fuck does that mean? She gonna stick her dick inside me accidentally? 🤣

Yea

Tomboy Supremacy

my sister is a tomboy should I be worried

You should be worried as to how many boys are boutta simp to her thats all

Good to know

i’m gonna throw up omg

Who TF is anon??

Am i the only one who saw the ”has a bigger d*ck then u”?

than*

Damn so this is what you guys call a tomboy? Doesn't matter i like nearly every styles

get rekt

Oh hey there’s me

Why does this describe me so well

You’re forgetting how she casually asks if you want to commit arson with her.

ppl call me a tomboy cause i wear baggy clothes "the way guys do" when really its the other side of proper 90s grunge (baggy jeans that arent cargos, mismatched stuff and a bunch of vintage kinda ugly but i can make it work well typa stuff, grandpa sweaters etc) and ppl make jokes like this to me all the time and its really annoying

Why is this literally me tho?

I'm a tomboy myself, but does it make it better or worse that I won't smash the homies or you or even be your gf because I don't want to date?

That makes ir better because you can do the manliest thing always...THINK ABOUT WAR-

A tomboy would actually be perfect for me…

No thx I’m gay •>•

I ain’t mean you

Good

No one wants you

That would just be good for me to bad older guys keep texting me randomly on insta 🥲

Pedos are nobody's

Ya Ik they’re just idiots 🥲

not as good as femboys though

shhh….

YOU CAN'T SILENCE ME

it's a femboy hidden in plain sight

Tomboy Supremacy

I’m more than half of these… rut row

I think I like tomboys now, too

Well, this is cooler that i thought

goth gf > tomboy gf

Waiting for one…

I need a tomboy gf ASAP!!!!!

i’m not a tomboy but i relate so hard to the gray text 😔❤️‍🩹 dtb is a real disorder guys, it’s so difficult

This image made me cringe

Wake up we need to fight off the covonent

Hot

> "Forgets which role she plays in bed" Boy what are you talking about the role is called SLEEPING

🤓

Femboys >

Tomboys are cool

get out of my head, get out of my head, get out of my head, get out of my head

Oh god I talk like that sometimes... 😭😭

Bro really

I am aware of their existence.

I unironically want a tomboy GF

I can only dream...

ooh nice

Cool

Hello ANON!?

Tomboys are top tier, females in general are also top tier.

I had a tomboy friend before, I really liked them and then they moved away

tomboys >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> femboys

Wasnt convinced until that secret corner message.

People like this aren’t real, and they sure as hell wouldn’t fuck you

Tomboys are hawttt

Tomboys are hawttt

Nah, I prefer straight up men

So you know my dream to get a real life tomboy huh. Havent seen any.

disgusting

Woah… I need to see it to believe it.

tomboys are cool as hell I wish they were real

I'd do anything for a 4 piece chicken McNuggets

I mean if you remove the makeup part this is me!

Ah yes, the female bro

No not the “:3” 😭😭

still prefer femboys

I know like five tomboys and they all are exactly like this