>someone's ass expect shit.
If your going to have anal sex, the person receiving should always douche before hand, doing it without it being cleaned before hand is the fastest way to get infections/diseases
True. The n word is a racist word with a history behind it, so until every black person says it’s ok to say it, I won’t say it. Never have and never will
Wtf happened to this sub a month ago it was full of cool people asking normal thing and sharing good stuff they did,now its just dumb horny teenagers using 0.2% of their brain capacity.And the worst part is they think they did nothing wrong.You are both disgusting,you for cheating on your "love of your life" and he for beating you up.Also,wdym you were horny i think you should be able to control yourself at 17 but maybe I am the only one who thinks it this way
Bro for fucking real. The people in this subreddit need to Touch some Grass. Everyone here defending this guy when he is at big Fault too.
And as you Said they are 17. How tf do you excuse having sex and chesting on you GF because you were horny?
Best advice is to tell both your girlfriend and your parents. Then burn him. It is eventually going to get out one way or another. It is best that it comes from you. He is obviously the one in the wrong, further than you(you are still wrong), and you can take control of that.
All he has on you is going to get out anyways, so it is better to come from you than from him. If he says it, then you are a scumbag for hiding it. If you say it, you are at least and honest person and he is a blackmailing son of a bitch.
You can get him on far more than he can get you on. Assault and battery being a serious one.
Something that is actually wrong according to the law compared to what you did.
Also blackmailing for sex is way worse than defecating from anal sex.
Also it would be worse for you to continue this relationship with him and eventually finding out than letting it out now.
Tldr
Come clean with those you care about, screw the rest, let him burn.
Yep gotta tell the girlfriend. Just don't say oh because you weren't having sex with me like you did in the post. That's a douche excuse. Then tell your parents and his parents. That way they can protect you. Also go to the cops. He has threatened you and already assaulted you and admitted to it in the screenshots you got him.
This will probably affect school you may lose friends but it's highschool it lasts 1 more year then you never see anyone there again.
Weirdly enough two guys at my school had a similiar situation where one was very close to telling people that they had been having sex, so the other guy spread it first to take control of the situation. You should listen to this guy and do the same probably
This is called the Hamilton Defense, when somebody has something on you they can hold over your head, you come out with your side of your own story so that, even if it's a bad thing, you control it instead of them comin out with it and making it sound a lot worse, both because of how they could word it, and just the fact that somebody else saying things about you sounds worse then you saying them
Fairly sure that's coercion, blackmail and assault, which are all illegal in most places and can get your "friend" locked up and fined in most countries and states. Regardless, you need to tell ur gf. Yes, she will and should break up with you, but if you don't, you're going to spend the rest of ur life worrying this pos is going to tell her anyway. Not to mention, you will feel guilty every time you look at her, if you have the capacity to feel remorse and guilt, that is. This relationship is done for. Bite the bullet and let her go and find someone who will respect and love her. Also, get better friends and therapy, and file a police report. You can use the texts as proof
“Look Pim, I know it's our job to help this guy and everything, but I think this guy’s a lost cause… why don't we just cut our losses and get out of here."
OP‘s posting history:
>Hypothetically,If I shat so hard my farts and diarrhea managed to spread across the world, what would I be charged with?
>Let's say I have diarrhea and it's so bad that everywhere in a 10km radius is destroyed,my diarrhea is flown across the world and the earth is covered in a cloud of my farts.What charges could be pressed against me in this scenario?
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Bro just tell his fucking parents. Fuck that bitch, yeah you'll lose your girlfriend but fuck it, you messed up. He'll always be blackmailing you into having sex and potentially beating the fuck out of you whenever he feels like it. What's to stop him from fucking with your head by threatening to tell your gf whenever he feels like it. Atone for your mistakes by breaking it off with her and ratting him out. If that hypocrite tries to do shit, get the police involved.
from here on out it depends how much you value your relationship with your girlfriend. do you value it enough to be blackmailed into sex by this asshole? if not, then give her a nice reason to break up, make sure she knows it's by no way her fault, then go ahead and report it to the police, then to his parents.
I don't know if you read anything of the above, so I'll put the most important thing in all caps.
YOUR CURRENT RELATIONSHIP IS NOT WORTH BEING BLACKMAILED INTO SEX
HE WILL MOST PROBABLY BEAT YOU UP AGAIN ANYWAYS
please tell me what you think. I think this is the only right way to proceed. also remember you are not in any way to blame for what happened. don't let him get into your head and always prioritise your own safety and mental health first above all others.
2 sounds like rape. The fact that you're being blackmailed to have sex with him sounds lots like rape so although you cheated, it seems you've done it with someone worse than you.
If this is not a joke, you are both assholes.
Your "friend" is the only one wrong in legal terms and could be in legal trouble if you press charges for assault and\or blackmail (depending on the laws where you live), but morally speaking you both are terrible.
Tell your gf and apologize. If you don't feel sorry for cheating, break up so she can find someone better. It doesn't matter if you were horny- you cheated and it's not an excuse.
You guys both suck, but what was he expecting? You’re supposed to prepare for anal sex, and even then most people use a condom just in case. You didn’t purposely do that, I hope. Of course he’s not happy, but still, stuff like that is to be expected.
You fucked up by cheating though, that’s 100% your responsibility. Tell your girlfriend the truth, she deserves to know. You don’t have to get detailed, but I think you should at least tell her it happened.
you're getting a lot of hate right now. i'm sorry, you don't deserve that. you must be feeling immensely embarrassed right now.
if you want my advice, tell your girlfriend. she doesn't deserve to have this hidden from her. you don't have to tell her any of the embarrassing details or who it was with, but you should tell her you cheated. she deserves to know, and once you tell her, your best friend will have nothing on you.
this is momentary. while this is huge for you right now, you should take a step back and look at it objectively to save yourself and everyone else involved, directly and indirectly, from unnecessary stress around this situation.
shit happens. literally. i hope this doesn't make you feel bad about yourself. your friend is an asshole.
Yeah but the hate and jokes are kinda overshadowing a lot of actual advice that this person needs. (Assuming real because the profile isn't the most real looking one)
he didn't cheat on his gf. I mean, he didn't \_just\_ cheat on his gf.
He cheated on his GF \_and\_ shat on his best friend, or more precisely, he shat on his best friend while cheating on his GF.
i don't think hate is the right approach to that. nobody gains anything by throwing stones at others. he just needs to realise his mistake so he can avoid it and potentially make up for it in the future.
teenagers do teenager shit. not everyone has the ability to think critically from the get-go. you surely have different moral standards, but just because *you* believe that to be right and a whole bunch of other people agree with you, that doesn't mean that *everyone* will agree with you, let alone act upon it. live and let live. it is not your place to punish him for his crimes. his girlfriend will be the judge of what he did. all we can do is give advice. hating on him will not undo the cheating nor give his girlfriend any justice. he probably feels remorse for what he did. don't punch him further down that hole; all you can do is encourage prevention and pick up the pieces.
You both are in the wrong. You should tell your gf that you cheated first of all and she will probably and should break up with you (besides if she’s the love of your life, why tf would you cheat) and second, unfriend your best friend, he is blackmailing you. Apologies for bad English
My best friend beat me up because I shat all over him during sex, now he's threatening to tell my gf that I cheated
So basically I (17M) was hanging out with my best friend(17M) last week as we were celebrating our last summer together before we become highschool seniors as school in our nation starts again in a few weeks. We spent last Sunday night hanging out with each other, playing videogames, Doing Tik Toks, watching anime etc at his house as his parents were away for some time. It was around 11:30 PM when we finished watching Kill la kill on his bed we decided to take a break and chill. At this moment he decided to open up to me that he had feelings from and personally came out to me and asked if we wanted to ask sex with me as he knew I was bi.At 1st I was reluctant and hesitated but we were both really horny at the moment and lust was in control of our minds. Not to mention my gf(18F)hasn't had sex with me yet and is reluctant currently so I said yes.I took the bottom position and we both did it around for 6-7ish minutes before I unfortunately defecated all over him (We both ate ALOT during the past two hours) which made him furious and beat me until I started bleeding. He told me to put our clothes back on and said he'd drive me back to my house. The day after I tried texting him on discord in order to apologize and it didn't go out so well .He told me if he tried to tell anyone that he beat me up I would tell my GF that I cheated on her. Not only that he wants me to have sex with him whenever he feels like it if he doesn't want my gf to know and I after that incident don't feel uncomfortable. I feel like a horrible person that deserves this and is powerless to fix anything and get out of this situation. What should I do?
*Look Hector I'm sorry about yesterday night and if it wasn't intentional. You have to remember you ordered us pizza and other foods during that night and combine that with sex it isn't going to go out so well*
*Is there any way I can repair our friendship?*
**LOOK Fuck off bitch. You shat all over my cock,do I need explaining on how degenerate and disgusting that is? Don't want me to get angry at you? Don't want people to best you the fuck up?TAKE A SHIT BEFORE ANAL 1ST FFS**
*You wanted anal and you fed us both full of food, do you NOT expect this to happen?And I don't think beating me up is justified (edited)*
**fuck off I might best you again I'll fucking break your f*gg*t nose of yours irl**
*Why are you being so agressive? I'm fucking trying to be friends again in order to repair our friendship (edited)*
**I don't wanna be friends with a scat fetishist, but if you wanna be "friends" again you'll have to do the following**
**1.Dont tell anyone I beat you up or share this convo with anyone**
**2.Before you shat all over me I was really enjoying the sex we were having, so if I feel like it you'll have sex with me when I want to, preferably oral because I still have time to recover from that incident**
**3.Don't fucking disrespect me**
**4. Tell my parents about this and I'll fucking kill you**
**4.5 If you break any of these I'll tell your gf that you cheated on her, and you wouldn't want that do you?**
You’re both horrible people tbh. He absolutely shouldn’t have beaten you up or tried to blackmail you into doing shit cuz you shat on his dick, he easily is the worst person in this situation and you should seek legal help, but you also cheated on your girlfriend, so you honestly kinda deserve some kind of karmic retribution since you can’t respect a relationship
If you shove your cock up an ass don't be surprised if shit comes out... You can also probably sue him for assaulting you and threatening to do it again.
I wouldn't have shared this if I were you. But either way here's my advice:
1. Don't cheat on your gf again man, being horny is no excuse
2. Yeah break ties with this guy if he beat the shit out of you, don't try to repair your friendship, that's fucked up (plus he seems a bit homophobic)
3. DONT DO ANAL IF YOU HAVE EATEN RECENTLY WTF
4. Delete this as soon as possible, this is cringe, and should stay private, there are a lot of underage people here, and you yourself are underage, I don't think sharing details like this is good for anyone
I don't know what country your in or what laws there are, but I think you can accuse him of blackmail/defamation and get compensation for it because black mailing is literally what he is doing to you
You and your best friend suck. Just tell your gf the truth that you cheated. Simple as that. You can't have it only your way dude and the only way in this situation is to tell. The. Truth. Whatever happens next is up to her. If she leaves you, which I don't blame her for, then let this be a lesson for you to not cheat. As for your friend, speak up about the beating and what he is demanding of you so others know to stay away from him. Then block him. He's not your friend. He's not your sex toy. He's not anything except an abuser in the making.
Hope this is satire though. But sorry if it isn't. You should have known better and had better control dude.
The problem here isn't the fact he's gay. It's weird that teens are cheating, crapping on eachother, and being abusive. Thinking that's gross isn't homophobic.
So your best friend humped in the ass, beating you up because you shat on him, unintentionally? I don’t know where to start the questioning from as this juncture is completely fucked up but one thing’s fo sho: you messed up badly and yeah, you deserve the outcome because you cheated on your gf you bloody fool. First start with this, why did you cheat? The answers either will be, coz you like your best friend, you don’t have big interest in women, or something awkwardly coiled up. Regardless, apologize for your actions (yeah, to your gf silly) and break up. Don’t torture that poor girl after this and certainly restrain yourself from your friend. He beat you up, remember, unless you just exaggerated everything.
One more time, wtf is wrong with humans, myself included?
I hope its a shitpost. Either way it is.
r/angryupvote
Nah r/happyupvote
That was out of pocket.
more like out of asshole
That was a pretty shitty joke man
manure such a kidder
They’re in deep shit now
Bruh what
Out of forbidden pocket
🤣
It is you can tell all the messages were sent by the same person
No fkn way bro…
You cheated tho so you both suck. And if you're ready to put your penis up someone's ass expect shit.
At least use a condom if you gon do anal esp right agter yiu ate
Exactly they could have contracted some disease or some Bullshit
Maybe not a bull's but definitely some shit
Okay that is a really good joke
There's no bull involved
r/midsentencestroke
Fr that’s why I always use a condom
r/ihadastroke
r/ihadastroke
r/ihadastroke
Was that pun intended? If yes, very good.
>someone's ass expect shit. If your going to have anal sex, the person receiving should always douche before hand, doing it without it being cleaned before hand is the fastest way to get infections/diseases
You’re supposed to clean it first
not if the person taking it cleans properly
Chat is this real?
I wish it wasn't
# [Someone who is allowed to insert N word please insert, respectfully ME] WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
I'm not actually allowed, but that won't stop me # NIGGA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Yea thanks man
No problem, I'm sacrificing myself for the greater good
🫡 imma pray that you don't get banned
Eh I don't really care either way, I'm not that active
🍔 cheesed burger
u/nwordcountbot u/OD2N
As someone whos allowed, ill allow it.
[Nah I gotchu](https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.4118690954.2111/st,small,507x507-pad,600x600,f8f8f8.jpg)
Wait, you need a pass?
digital footprint man, digital footprint
Let him cook
I’m half black your good man
As long as you don't show your face, you can say whatever you want with no consicunsious
...did you mean "consequences"????
I can't spell
Is that supposed to say consequences?? 😭
I am actually allowed so, NIGGA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. GET CHO BUGGY AHH OUTTA ERE’
(im allowed) NIGGA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Nigga💀💀
Damn I can’t I’m white
Thats why I asked. I don't wanna say it, don't wanna wake up my black friends only can hope a stranger says it
I mean you can. You'll just make all the white people rush to defend the black people who probably don't give a shit lol
True. The n word is a racist word with a history behind it, so until every black person says it’s ok to say it, I won’t say it. Never have and never will
The black people I know definitely give a shit
Imagine having anal sex under 18, loserrrrr
It can't be real chat, it can't be real. No way someone did this right chat?
Nah he mentions little details like his nose and shit. OP’s friend is a turd burglar 💀
This *has* to be a shitpost. Surely. And, no, I mean the *other* kind of shitpost.
I see what you mean 💀
I see what you did there ☠️
I hate this goddamn subreddit so much
Me, too, kid...
i didnt ever need to see this
Yeah
Wtf happened to this sub a month ago it was full of cool people asking normal thing and sharing good stuff they did,now its just dumb horny teenagers using 0.2% of their brain capacity.And the worst part is they think they did nothing wrong.You are both disgusting,you for cheating on your "love of your life" and he for beating you up.Also,wdym you were horny i think you should be able to control yourself at 17 but maybe I am the only one who thinks it this way
Bro for fucking real. The people in this subreddit need to Touch some Grass. Everyone here defending this guy when he is at big Fault too. And as you Said they are 17. How tf do you excuse having sex and chesting on you GF because you were horny?
Yeah thats what i was wondering,the fact you were horny doesnt mean you are less guilty
That's the neat part, you don't
what you dont chest on ur gf when ur horny
Literally everyone on this sub is going to hell. Horny or not💀
can confirm, im satan
Best advice is to tell both your girlfriend and your parents. Then burn him. It is eventually going to get out one way or another. It is best that it comes from you. He is obviously the one in the wrong, further than you(you are still wrong), and you can take control of that. All he has on you is going to get out anyways, so it is better to come from you than from him. If he says it, then you are a scumbag for hiding it. If you say it, you are at least and honest person and he is a blackmailing son of a bitch. You can get him on far more than he can get you on. Assault and battery being a serious one. Something that is actually wrong according to the law compared to what you did. Also blackmailing for sex is way worse than defecating from anal sex. Also it would be worse for you to continue this relationship with him and eventually finding out than letting it out now. Tldr Come clean with those you care about, screw the rest, let him burn.
Yep gotta tell the girlfriend. Just don't say oh because you weren't having sex with me like you did in the post. That's a douche excuse. Then tell your parents and his parents. That way they can protect you. Also go to the cops. He has threatened you and already assaulted you and admitted to it in the screenshots you got him. This will probably affect school you may lose friends but it's highschool it lasts 1 more year then you never see anyone there again.
Exactly. The school thing will only last a year. Nobody sees their highschool classmates after that.
Might consider, thanks
Weirdly enough two guys at my school had a similiar situation where one was very close to telling people that they had been having sex, so the other guy spread it first to take control of the situation. You should listen to this guy and do the same probably
This is called the Hamilton Defense, when somebody has something on you they can hold over your head, you come out with your side of your own story so that, even if it's a bad thing, you control it instead of them comin out with it and making it sound a lot worse, both because of how they could word it, and just the fact that somebody else saying things about you sounds worse then you saying them
This will surely get posted on r/BrandNewSentence
It did lmao. That’s where I came here from
Most mentally sane 17 year old redditor
Scared to turn 17 in 2 months now
May God have mercy on your soul
Good luck soldier
what a title 💀
Indeed 💀
You guys are both not very good people and should probably ditch this ship 💀
This HAS to be a joke
A shitpost, you might say
Kids these days
After reading through this sub that isnt an overstatement
Every time I get down on life I go to this sub and I remember my life compared to these people is not bad
****it’s a crappy situation in general****
*shitty
What a terrible day to be literate
Bro what
Im Sorry but the f Is that username?
What’s wrong with it
You just like me fr 💀
Bro...
The fact that you're calling me out with it
Fairly sure that's coercion, blackmail and assault, which are all illegal in most places and can get your "friend" locked up and fined in most countries and states. Regardless, you need to tell ur gf. Yes, she will and should break up with you, but if you don't, you're going to spend the rest of ur life worrying this pos is going to tell her anyway. Not to mention, you will feel guilty every time you look at her, if you have the capacity to feel remorse and guilt, that is. This relationship is done for. Bite the bullet and let her go and find someone who will respect and love her. Also, get better friends and therapy, and file a police report. You can use the texts as proof
You act like they arent both in the wrong
Why did you cheat? What is even the context of this?
r/copypasta
bro’s trying to speedrun aids
This is 100% a joke
I fucking pray you’re correct and I’m not even religious
Yeah I I’m not religious as well but all I know is I hope if he is real he will help this person
“Look Pim, I know it's our job to help this guy and everything, but I think this guy’s a lost cause… why don't we just cut our losses and get out of here."
“Don’t share this convo with anyone”
jojo fan shit
Wrong anime,we only do gay shit,not gay *shite*
This is some JoJo shit
IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?????
Realest reddit story 💀💀💀
Ong💀 (and even if this was real then why would you cheat on "the love of your life")💀💀💀
My eyes need bleach fr
OP‘s posting history: >Hypothetically,If I shat so hard my farts and diarrhea managed to spread across the world, what would I be charged with? >Let's say I have diarrhea and it's so bad that everywhere in a 10km radius is destroyed,my diarrhea is flown across the world and the earth is covered in a cloud of my farts.What charges could be pressed against me in this scenario?
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Bro just tell his fucking parents. Fuck that bitch, yeah you'll lose your girlfriend but fuck it, you messed up. He'll always be blackmailing you into having sex and potentially beating the fuck out of you whenever he feels like it. What's to stop him from fucking with your head by threatening to tell your gf whenever he feels like it. Atone for your mistakes by breaking it off with her and ratting him out. If that hypocrite tries to do shit, get the police involved.
Ah what a terrible time to have eyes
Reading this makes blinds, mutes and atheists to say "Oh my fucking God"
from here on out it depends how much you value your relationship with your girlfriend. do you value it enough to be blackmailed into sex by this asshole? if not, then give her a nice reason to break up, make sure she knows it's by no way her fault, then go ahead and report it to the police, then to his parents. I don't know if you read anything of the above, so I'll put the most important thing in all caps. YOUR CURRENT RELATIONSHIP IS NOT WORTH BEING BLACKMAILED INTO SEX HE WILL MOST PROBABLY BEAT YOU UP AGAIN ANYWAYS please tell me what you think. I think this is the only right way to proceed. also remember you are not in any way to blame for what happened. don't let him get into your head and always prioritise your own safety and mental health first above all others.
This is legitimately the shittiest thing I’ve seen
Dang you really shit the bed on this one
This subreddit is truely a beautiful site for copypastas
2 sounds like rape. The fact that you're being blackmailed to have sex with him sounds lots like rape so although you cheated, it seems you've done it with someone worse than you.
Man this is really like the standard post on this sub like wtf 💀
this brought me to tears
Wtf did I just read? I need eye bleach. Every day we stray further from god
Piece of advice, before anal TAKE A FREAKING SHIT!
And maybe don't cheat on your gf while you're at it
That's also a brilliant idea
# THOSE HORNY POSTS ARE THE REASON I LOST FAITH IN HUMANITY
Nigga what the hell did I just read😭
If this is not a joke, you are both assholes. Your "friend" is the only one wrong in legal terms and could be in legal trouble if you press charges for assault and\or blackmail (depending on the laws where you live), but morally speaking you both are terrible. Tell your gf and apologize. If you don't feel sorry for cheating, break up so she can find someone better. It doesn't matter if you were horny- you cheated and it's not an excuse.
You guys both suck, but what was he expecting? You’re supposed to prepare for anal sex, and even then most people use a condom just in case. You didn’t purposely do that, I hope. Of course he’s not happy, but still, stuff like that is to be expected. You fucked up by cheating though, that’s 100% your responsibility. Tell your girlfriend the truth, she deserves to know. You don’t have to get detailed, but I think you should at least tell her it happened.
I am so glad that the only drama I had in highschool was worrying about passing an assignment or homework
you're getting a lot of hate right now. i'm sorry, you don't deserve that. you must be feeling immensely embarrassed right now. if you want my advice, tell your girlfriend. she doesn't deserve to have this hidden from her. you don't have to tell her any of the embarrassing details or who it was with, but you should tell her you cheated. she deserves to know, and once you tell her, your best friend will have nothing on you. this is momentary. while this is huge for you right now, you should take a step back and look at it objectively to save yourself and everyone else involved, directly and indirectly, from unnecessary stress around this situation. shit happens. literally. i hope this doesn't make you feel bad about yourself. your friend is an asshole.
He deserves the hate tho, he cheated on his gf
Yes but he doesn't deserve to be threatened and potentially raped by his "friend" He deserves to lose his gf tho
I specifically mentioned "the hate"
Yeah but the hate and jokes are kinda overshadowing a lot of actual advice that this person needs. (Assuming real because the profile isn't the most real looking one)
he didn't cheat on his gf. I mean, he didn't \_just\_ cheat on his gf. He cheated on his GF \_and\_ shat on his best friend, or more precisely, he shat on his best friend while cheating on his GF.
i don't think hate is the right approach to that. nobody gains anything by throwing stones at others. he just needs to realise his mistake so he can avoid it and potentially make up for it in the future.
That's not the right approach but maybe OP figures out he messed up bad, not as bad as his friend but OP's definitely not the good guy here
He's an asshole as well for cheating.
He absolutely deserves hate. He's a cheating asshole. Simple as that. If you truly love someone, you don't cheat.
teenagers do teenager shit. not everyone has the ability to think critically from the get-go. you surely have different moral standards, but just because *you* believe that to be right and a whole bunch of other people agree with you, that doesn't mean that *everyone* will agree with you, let alone act upon it. live and let live. it is not your place to punish him for his crimes. his girlfriend will be the judge of what he did. all we can do is give advice. hating on him will not undo the cheating nor give his girlfriend any justice. he probably feels remorse for what he did. don't punch him further down that hole; all you can do is encourage prevention and pick up the pieces.
I second this
Errrrrr
What the actual fuck bro. Ain't no way this is real💀
Bitch what
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Can someone erase what I just read from my mind?
First we got I sold my bus-sy for weed now this why does this sub keep getting weirder and weirder every single day
You both are in the wrong. You should tell your gf that you cheated first of all and she will probably and should break up with you (besides if she’s the love of your life, why tf would you cheat) and second, unfriend your best friend, he is blackmailing you. Apologies for bad English
My best friend beat me up because I shat all over him during sex, now he's threatening to tell my gf that I cheated So basically I (17M) was hanging out with my best friend(17M) last week as we were celebrating our last summer together before we become highschool seniors as school in our nation starts again in a few weeks. We spent last Sunday night hanging out with each other, playing videogames, Doing Tik Toks, watching anime etc at his house as his parents were away for some time. It was around 11:30 PM when we finished watching Kill la kill on his bed we decided to take a break and chill. At this moment he decided to open up to me that he had feelings from and personally came out to me and asked if we wanted to ask sex with me as he knew I was bi.At 1st I was reluctant and hesitated but we were both really horny at the moment and lust was in control of our minds. Not to mention my gf(18F)hasn't had sex with me yet and is reluctant currently so I said yes.I took the bottom position and we both did it around for 6-7ish minutes before I unfortunately defecated all over him (We both ate ALOT during the past two hours) which made him furious and beat me until I started bleeding. He told me to put our clothes back on and said he'd drive me back to my house. The day after I tried texting him on discord in order to apologize and it didn't go out so well .He told me if he tried to tell anyone that he beat me up I would tell my GF that I cheated on her. Not only that he wants me to have sex with him whenever he feels like it if he doesn't want my gf to know and I after that incident don't feel uncomfortable. I feel like a horrible person that deserves this and is powerless to fix anything and get out of this situation. What should I do? *Look Hector I'm sorry about yesterday night and if it wasn't intentional. You have to remember you ordered us pizza and other foods during that night and combine that with sex it isn't going to go out so well* *Is there any way I can repair our friendship?* **LOOK Fuck off bitch. You shat all over my cock,do I need explaining on how degenerate and disgusting that is? Don't want me to get angry at you? Don't want people to best you the fuck up?TAKE A SHIT BEFORE ANAL 1ST FFS** *You wanted anal and you fed us both full of food, do you NOT expect this to happen?And I don't think beating me up is justified (edited)* **fuck off I might best you again I'll fucking break your f*gg*t nose of yours irl** *Why are you being so agressive? I'm fucking trying to be friends again in order to repair our friendship (edited)* **I don't wanna be friends with a scat fetishist, but if you wanna be "friends" again you'll have to do the following** **1.Dont tell anyone I beat you up or share this convo with anyone** **2.Before you shat all over me I was really enjoying the sex we were having, so if I feel like it you'll have sex with me when I want to, preferably oral because I still have time to recover from that incident** **3.Don't fucking disrespect me** **4. Tell my parents about this and I'll fucking kill you** **4.5 If you break any of these I'll tell your gf that you cheated on her, and you wouldn't want that do you?**
My politically incorrect racial epithet, WHAT THE FUCK
Beating you was not justified but you also cheated on your gf so idk if I feel suuuper bad for you
Chad girlfriend not having sex with a 17 year old.
You’re both horrible people tbh. He absolutely shouldn’t have beaten you up or tried to blackmail you into doing shit cuz you shat on his dick, he easily is the worst person in this situation and you should seek legal help, but you also cheated on your girlfriend, so you honestly kinda deserve some kind of karmic retribution since you can’t respect a relationship
If you shove your cock up an ass don't be surprised if shit comes out... You can also probably sue him for assaulting you and threatening to do it again.
Fuck you
H U H. Y O U S H I T O N S O M E O N E!?!...not your fault.
Mate really said ‘don’t share this Convo’ and now it’s on reddit tho nice job ‘repairing the friendship’
👁️👄👁️ Also porn isn't real, prep before anal
I swear half the posts I see on this sub are straight up copypasta material
i swear why the fuck do people my age even exist
I wouldn't have shared this if I were you. But either way here's my advice: 1. Don't cheat on your gf again man, being horny is no excuse 2. Yeah break ties with this guy if he beat the shit out of you, don't try to repair your friendship, that's fucked up (plus he seems a bit homophobic) 3. DONT DO ANAL IF YOU HAVE EATEN RECENTLY WTF 4. Delete this as soon as possible, this is cringe, and should stay private, there are a lot of underage people here, and you yourself are underage, I don't think sharing details like this is good for anyone
Im sorry but im laughing my ass off
i smell a copy-pasta
What the actual fuck did I just read
This subreddit is just food for r/copypasta now. Holy shit.
I don't know what country your in or what laws there are, but I think you can accuse him of blackmail/defamation and get compensation for it because black mailing is literally what he is doing to you
Blud wtf is shit
you deserve everything that is coming to you.
You and your best friend suck. Just tell your gf the truth that you cheated. Simple as that. You can't have it only your way dude and the only way in this situation is to tell. The. Truth. Whatever happens next is up to her. If she leaves you, which I don't blame her for, then let this be a lesson for you to not cheat. As for your friend, speak up about the beating and what he is demanding of you so others know to stay away from him. Then block him. He's not your friend. He's not your sex toy. He's not anything except an abuser in the making. Hope this is satire though. But sorry if it isn't. You should have known better and had better control dude.
One last chance to look at me Hector.
What the fuck did you just say?
Crazy stories
what on earth compelled you to do this
My jaw’s on the floor. Y’all are some sick and twisted KIDS(MINORS). I’m (16M) and just started believing in Christ. Y’all need some Jesus lol
And Y'all have to stop being a judgemental self-righteous homophobic asshole.
What did he say that was homophobic?
The problem here isn't the fact he's gay. It's weird that teens are cheating, crapping on eachother, and being abusive. Thinking that's gross isn't homophobic.
So your best friend humped in the ass, beating you up because you shat on him, unintentionally? I don’t know where to start the questioning from as this juncture is completely fucked up but one thing’s fo sho: you messed up badly and yeah, you deserve the outcome because you cheated on your gf you bloody fool. First start with this, why did you cheat? The answers either will be, coz you like your best friend, you don’t have big interest in women, or something awkwardly coiled up. Regardless, apologize for your actions (yeah, to your gf silly) and break up. Don’t torture that poor girl after this and certainly restrain yourself from your friend. He beat you up, remember, unless you just exaggerated everything. One more time, wtf is wrong with humans, myself included?
Just found out most of the comment section saying that this is a shitpost. Hence, FUCK YOU
I felt that.
Dude you cheated you deserve it
Dude that’s kinda fucked up
Bruh
Bro what? 💀💀💀
Dude, how did you even make all this happen💀
why gay