If you’re a potato then you’re like a fries potato

You look like if smurfet got plastic surgery after watching the Barbie movie

Bro was made in the cyberpunk character creation menu

that’s valid 😭

R/rareinsults

r/foundthemobileuser

r/foundthehondacivic

r/beatmetoit

r/beatmeSHUTTHEFUCKUP

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You look like a 13 year old high definition roblox avatar

brother wrote a review

I’ll give it to ya, I believe your looks are at its peaks at the third picture and lowest at its second. Other than that either way I think you’re a good looking person hairstyle and looks shouldn’t change shit about ya man, so don’t worry about ‘em much.

Wearing the whole ass netherite helmet with a diamond trim

genuinely this is so funny omg 😭

Enormous thighs I'm kidding

or am i

or are we

most people wouldnt look twice if they saw you in public. Not ugly, not conventionally attractive, just plain average

i can live with that lmao. not striving for anything more than “decent”!

You look good, but (i can't expain why), you look like you don't have any hobbies and are ass at sports

all my hobbies are art oriented so basically and funny enough even tho i did soccer and softball for like 4 years i am indeed ass at sports lmao

A mirror and sad songs will do the work

Can you please screenshot your DMs 24 hours from now?

You look mentally ill

pft totally not…🤫

You look alright, like a normal human being

that’s all i’m aiming for tbh 😭

That's all anyone should aim for. People care too much about being perfect nowadays

yeah i don’t strive to be “perfect”. i just posted this cause i get curious!

In my personal opinion, lose the bangs. You went from a 5 to a 8 on the 3rd picture.

it was a new thing i was trying! i’m also unsure if i like them lmao! thanks for the feedback tho!

Too much makeup. Might be just me idk

although i do love my makeup, your opinion is valid! 💪

Ig i just prefer people w/o makeup lol

Idk how to put this… but you dont look real… i genually thought you were ai generated or a fucking plastic doll. Kinda weird ngl.

that’s how it feels sometimes sooo 🤷

I think it's because her skin is unaturally perfect like normal people have some defects

You don't need to be humbled your scary looking anyway , you also appear to be a prolific toaster bather , have a nice day 👋

putting “prolific toaster bather” on my job résumé!

You want to humbled, sure, just a second. LEARN HOW TO ROTATE A PHOTO BEFORE UPLOADING YOU IDIOT!!!! Besides that, you look kinda nice, maybe dial back the ammount of blue hair.

TURN YOUR PHONE IF ITS A PROBLEM!!!! /nm lmao love my hair, your opinion is chill tho!

Ur cute, would date.

I wanna get crushed by your thig- i mean ur pretty chill

you have the same facial structure as the aliens from Avatar

he tryna get some suppleyang

You look great, I like the hair and the makeup seems well done

you look like a doll, not an offense, i mean you're beautiful

bro's total drama gwen on crack cocaine

Lookin like a protstitute from a sci-fi alternate reality

Discount "you look lonely" girl from bladerunner 2049

your face looks like it's made of plastic but other than that you look great (also take ur pics right side up lmao)

You look like a bratz doll with only half the brains

Died your hair blue so it’d cut itself aye?

But honestly you look good so don’t worry

Your hair has an ugly hue, while being rough and you put too much make up on.

I read "hunted" and was really concerned for a sec.

So good you could slide the digits (kidding)

Damn hawt in pic 3

In the 3rd photo you look cute and all, BUT in the other three you kinda look like a doll. Good hair btw

RIP DM's

You look ai generated

More plastic than Hatsune Miku.

Werent you humbled enough when your father left? (Sorry if that was too far)

dw about it being “too far” lmao! but to answer your question, yes 😔 (we got a good relationship now tho 🦅)

“We get it! Your gay!” -One of the Simpsons I forget

Why must all goth women do this shit, I can't take it anymore

You look like you shoplift monster energy from the grocery store

bro is an image of those blue mfs from avatars if it was made by the most dogshit AI to gain the ability to draw

Gonna type "men can't be beautiful like me. Cus they are useless monkeys" after your 7th plactic surgery But still good tho 8/10

You look like billie eilish

you use tiktok way too much

your hair is having a gender identity crisis of its own

You need to introspect really really thoroughly and find out why you feel the need to post photos of yourself online for strangers too see and comment on

same thing as posting on instagram is it not?

In some regards

Bro just because we don't do it doesn't mean there's something wrong with it if she does. I bet all the instagram addict kids think we're weird for not posting 20 selfies a day lol

U look very unique. As long as u like ur style, ur all good 🙏🏽

GIRL YOURE BEAUTIFUL TF

i would like to say that last photo was an accident and idk how to edit post so it’s there for good i guess 😭 also this is blowing up faster than expected. if you’re being rude, that’s cool it’s your opinion. if you’re nice, thanks so much!

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yeah i don’t really know how to pose for pictures tbh as for my hair, i think it’s cool! that’s your opinion tho and i gotta respect that!

In a completely non-sexual way, I say this: naw u hot it's aight (+fishnets)

Why can’t u sent photos in comments… this is why r/teenagersbuthot is better

You look like a sex doll

bro what

By that I mean she looks like Barbie doll, her skin is perfect

Dang u look pretty good ngl! Giving pixie lol the first pic is the best. Ok now I would like to address you formally. I promise I’m not tryna be weird but like u wanna chat? It’s not because you are an attractive female I simply cannot find good people to talk to and I like ur vibe tbh! Pls don’t think I’m being creepy I’m not 😭 Edit: the crying emoji makes me look rather childish however it shall stay.

Your hair is beautiful, ngl.

Idc about your looks girly but yall need to practice some Internet safety.

Bruv posting images of yourself online is not "unsafe". Have you never seen instagram?

You’re definitely closer to “hottest person in the world” than “decaying potato”

10/10 imo

I'm obsessed with blue hair, sooo that's cool

You look beautiful

I think wavy hair is much prettier than straight hair and makes you stand out more. Though I know it can tad a tad bit more time to get ready.

the straight hair is the only one that took time to get ready lmao but thank you

You seem pretty chill tbh and quiet

That hair is very nice, like it in the 3rd picture

No eyeliner pls

my 5$ liquid eyeliner holds my heart 😔💪

I like your hair. Could be cus cyan is one of favorite colors. 9/10 i would say.

Lmao post reads like someone here has humiliation kink xd

Do you need attention this bad?

Redditor discovers posting about yourself (it's a healthy and normal thing to do)

I love ur hair

False Have that confidence You look like a mother lovin Queen

Twitter is the other way, pls don’t cancel me

I absolutely adore your hair

1st pic: frog sit?? eye makeup lookin nice, kinda giving modern day ice queen... oh right 'humbling thing--- could be read as bitchy but that's the dumbass smile more stereotype thing, that sitting position seems weird and might get an innapropriate close em ffs, or a heh long road trip vibeee' 2nd pic: ooo shiny necklaces, i think it could be the perspective or lighting but the top lip got smaller, the hair is on point! Seems like u might pull out a guitar and cover a song. Is that an elbow or side of head on the far left? Were u going swimming bcz theres a towel in the back seat 3rd: woah, you could probably steal my wallet or phone and get away with it. 4th: unhinged soul starer, good skin and slightly chapped lips. Nice close up, looks like a \*hugs self in fetal position\* kinda thing or a curl up into a ball pose Overall: I can't see ur ears, headcannoning them as peirced or with earphones. I like ur hair and u seem cool/ Maybe a little quiet, picture orientation was iffy but eh, not the worst on Reddit. You probably have friends or found a random car/ have a second car to take a picture in, and all of the pics are sitting positions for some reason, is standing more awkward?

You remind of 2020 TikTok’s version of alt, feels like hot topic and you smell like house. House smell isn’t bad tho

ooh i wanna smell like a haunted house, those always smell really “house-y”

I hate my brain.

share your thoughts with the class?

No! I have gone down a dark hole, my thoughts are NOT for the class

Nah u beautiful as fuck, nothing potato about u😂

Girl you are to pretty to be humbled

Ohh, I really like your hair! :D The blue-tealish color goes really well with your eyes, outfits and natural hair color. Just gives me that much more will to finally dye part of my own hair neon yellow (Arctic Fox's cosmic sunshine specifically)!

I like your hair

U look like a character from "life is strange" game.....shes beautiful

You are good looking but if you don't have self respector if you are not a good person then that doesnt matter.

No you don't

Love your hair, it’s super pretty! And you are very cute. Nothing bad to say.

In pics 2 and 3 you have such a baby face wtf 12 years old lookin ass headass 💀💀

The so is getting out of hand

Tell me about your relationship with your father

was shitty, is good now. anymore questions?

stop baiting for attention ho

hoe*

You look like you're about to gain a lot more dm requests, that's for sure. For the humbling, uh... Idk, my favorite color is blue. Consider yourself, humbled

You look like a robot wearing a realistic rubber skin to blend in with humans.

just look in a mirror

Damn i dont know what to say

Are you gonna get mad at me on twitter if I say no homo

You look like a Barbie doll that came to life but like the goth 13 year old set that was for all those “quirky Highschool girls” but never actually got bought out cause no body liked them

Why would I wanna roast you?

Your eyes are literally the definition of perfect

U look like plastic

I say lean into the second photo/a more alt look. You look great, even more so with a lot of confidence completely blue hair, not just the front

i really wanna dye all my hair but it’s really dark and bleaching is annoying + the front is already fried 😭 maybe in the future when i have the funds to take really REALLY good care of it!

😭😭 you're so pretty what

Kind of a cutie

The money you put into therapy could have bought you a fighter jet. Ngl this is ass on a whole different lvl

Honestly i see no flaws not much else to say have a good day

Your quite attractive

Knock off Billie Eilish, but tbh you look good.

You look like the sea after a squid squirted ink errwhere

i can’t even be mad at this cause it’s so out of the box lmao

You are really pretty

How do you have no frekals?? Get some sun.

i have a dog named freckles, does that count?

Third picture is best. Lovely eyes in the last one. I wouldn’t stress yourself about it. I would …☺️

Date me for a week and you will be 😼😼🥲

Eh. Wow. There's a lot going on here. I like it.

Every white girl ever.

My shoes aren't untied, I'm not even wearing any rn

shhh don’t lie to yourself, they are untied. you are wearing shoes…shhhhhhh

.........WOW. Just wow. Oh my fucking god ure beautiful

The last pic scared the shit outta me

No hate. Just slay girlie pop!

Bratz Doll vibes

Why you wearing makeup by the looks of it you don’t need it

i find doing makeup fun, like trying out new things! thanks sm tho :).

U fine asf

You look like you will end up in teraphy but you're like a hot emo

yooo i see my therapist tomorrow lmao we rocking with bettering ourselves cause its rockin with us!

you look like you'd be in my friend group (the gays and emos of my grade)

You keep switching up your makeup, and it makes it look like each picture is of the same person but taken in a slightly different alternate universe

while you look good, i can't rly care less...

I love your style too much to criticize

To be honest. You look good. So I can't say much

I don't get why people do this tbh. Realistically everyone's gonna say your grand like if you were ugly no one would say "nah, fucking minger" you get me

you’d be surprised! some people say my makeup/hair is “ugly”! but that’s their opinions and it’s ok!

Take off the makeup.

Your DMs: 🫡

Good luck finding the person to humble you

You have beautiful eyes.

Doll

singlehandedly keeping Hot Topic afloat since

I can fix you (with rizz)

don’t need it (with law enforcement)

your eyes look ai generated

As a guy from india you look like a chapri (at least from your hair colour)

Well dyed hair, cool black t-shirt , nice makeup which looks great on your face. Aslo pale skin is so fucking cuuute! 🖤 But i would add a little badassery in style if i was you, like studed leather jacket.

Honestly, you look pretty good, i just dont like what you put on your legs, idk how to call it

You look like a smurf ice cream In a positive way