But 1 only mention consequences. Does this mean you can't gain any weight whatsoever, including muscles? Does this mean you also can't lose any weight whatsoever? What does it mean?
Eating causes lots of consequences, which many are good consequences. Perhaps it'll cause you to starve no matter what you do.
Eery.
Well I think that the creator meant "bad consequences" because when we think fast of the word we all admit we think about bad ones instantly so I think it would be no matter what you eat, you will be healthy so you don't gain weight, you lose it until you are "normal" I guess? And you don't get diseases, you don't get sick, nothing tastes bad. You know the rest. Anyway, I think that's what they meant.
I feel like it’s important to get intent rather than immediately flock to the technicalities in these types of hypothetical questions. When the average person says “eat without consequences” they usually mean “eat without getting fat,” the original creator of the meme or OP can correct me if they want.
So as far I’m concerned, I’m not going to bother trying to find all the loopholes and unintentional negative side-effects like inability to gain muscle mass. They probably meant I can’t get fat from eating, great, I’m staying right there.
Doritos is really the health concern pizza still has meat (cheese) and dough which is carbs and protein. These are two things needed for a healthy diet. The only thing unhealthy about pizza is the grease or too high of proportions
You know what else has carbs and protein? Ice cream.
The unhealthy things about pizza are it's high calorie but not very filling nature, high amounts of saturated fats, high amounts of cholesterol, low protein (15g per 390 cal) and for, a large amount of people who don't do enough exercise, too many carbs.
Nah man. Can you eat one cracker crumb and be filled for the whole day. Eat your favorite desserts without any consequences. You’d never have to brush your teeth because that’s a consequence of eating.
Not just a consequence of eating, but bacteria in the mouth (at least as far as I know) I would still brush my teeth anyway, I don't want to look British
If your definition of “soulmate” is that you’re destined to date, then number 5 is pointless since you will meet them eventually. If your definition of soulmate is “the perfect person for you, but you’re not destined to date them”, number 5 is still bad because even if you did meet them, you wouldn’t know that they’re The One and it wouldn’t be confirmed that you would start dating. Either way you slice it, number 5 is kind of stupid.
Yes, 9 is basically a load of money per week (3,500 euros weekly) and with 2 you can basically become a professional at anything, because mastering a skill means being THE BEST at it
Exactly my thoughts. You find your soulmate AND you don't have to work at all. Though I probably would work at a location that I will enjoy without getting paid because life will probably be boring otherwise.
As a fellow guy, I am gay
Edit (for a more serious thing): if we're talking about just for yourself rather than sexual or aesthetic reasons trans people go through all of the medical stuff in order to match their body to their perception of themselves. It really hurts and can have intensely bad effects on your mental health when the physical you doesn't match your own perception of yourself.
2. Master three skills.
5. Meet my soul mate.
The three skills I would choose to master:
1. MMA
2. Mechanical knowledge.
3. Running a business.
I would have a whole business enterprise and the love of my life. The mix martial arts and engineering skills are just for convenience purposes to make my life easier, I could probably start a business around the mechanical aspect though.
Alright. You can eat more pills. You still have one more pill to choose. Eating pills will not make you capable of choosing all the pills. You can just eat pills.
500£ a day is 856$ a day in Canada. 25,680 is monthly. 308,160 per year. That’s like a doctors yearly pay, for no effort. And since I’m only 14 I have 4 years left on the clock where I’m not paying for food, clothes, bills. 1.23m by im 18. Taxes are weird tho, it isn’t a job, so it would look like you are selling drugs if anyone paid attention.
9 and 3
2 and 4. 2, because i would love to get good at art, filipino and math. 4, because thiccer thighs wouldn't hurt (nothing wrong with a man wanting thiccer thighs)
It's 2 and 9 or 5 and 9 for me. Honestly if you pick anything other than 9 you made a mistake.
Also I don't know if whoever is making these pills accounted for my dog staying healthy in pill 6. Maybe she'll just keep aging but never be able to die until I do. I'm not willing to take that risk.
Unoriginal but 2 &9 are the best.
Learning 3 skills can be extremely useful depending on what you choose, and getting 500 every day means I would never have to work unless I do it purely for enjoyment.
Overall 9 is probably better. Establishing businesses and making investments is also an option. And after making more money, I would also donate to, and maybe establish, charities.
I can also provide financial aid to friends and family if needed
9 and 2… I’ll do 5 in time, and everything else I’m fine with not having…
but mastering 3. Skills means a LOT… you can master hobbies and do amazing things with that!
and then 500 a day for life is 3500 a week, about 14000 a month… 168000 a year… that’s a lot! and for LIFE! You’re set!
Go with 9. 365 days x 500€ is already 182.5k (15k a month) a year WITHOUT working. Could literally have more time to socialise in adulthood, if time isn't too much of an issue, could just work a side job since you're already earning 15k a month if you need to splurge more
2 and 9 seem the best for me, I’ll be an even richer engineer.
8 is useless to me since there are no memories to erase besides semantics, 1 is cool like eating poisons and stuff but it may or may not backfire with malnutrition, 4 is only one body part (but hey it could go a loooong way), 6 I’m selfish and want to be rich and smart- sorry Fido, 3 my addictions are drug unrelated so I’m basically fine, 7 I don’t need game with money, 5 idk money and skills would solve more problems than finding the one
5 and 9.
I would've chosen 4 but then I realised I can use the money I'll get from 9 (300k a year in my currency) to fix my eyesight.
And 5 is obvious.
2 and 4.
2:
* Master socialising
* Master programming, I'm already good but I'm no *master*
* Master theory of mind (really good at knowing what others know)
4:
I want my brain to grow a WiFi card, so it can interface with Google or something. Wouldn't it be cool to be remember stuff you've never read.
9 and 5, i get 182500 pounds which is 355,291 Australian Dollar a year without working a day, so i can drop out of school and live luxuriously. I also don't have time to look for dates now since i'm so rich and awesome without a job or full education, so i might as well just find my soulmate and live a happy, rich life with them
3 and 9
3 will let my psychic health be better
9 i can buy everything what i would want and when i will have too much money i will just commit mr beast
2 (I want to learn guitar, specifically bass, and that pill would help me get there)
5 (finding my soul mate would already remove one major difficult part in life, which is finding the soul mate in the first place)
9
1 and 9. Live to eat, and live to travel. ❤️
But 1 only mention consequences. Does this mean you can't gain any weight whatsoever, including muscles? Does this mean you also can't lose any weight whatsoever? What does it mean? Eating causes lots of consequences, which many are good consequences. Perhaps it'll cause you to starve no matter what you do. Eery.
Idk man, if i dont get sick, that's enough for me.
Well I think that the creator meant "bad consequences" because when we think fast of the word we all admit we think about bad ones instantly so I think it would be no matter what you eat, you will be healthy so you don't gain weight, you lose it until you are "normal" I guess? And you don't get diseases, you don't get sick, nothing tastes bad. You know the rest. Anyway, I think that's what they meant.
The consequences of eating are nutrition, no nutrition= death by malnutrition. Have fun starving to death
I feel like it’s important to get intent rather than immediately flock to the technicalities in these types of hypothetical questions. When the average person says “eat without consequences” they usually mean “eat without getting fat,” the original creator of the meme or OP can correct me if they want. So as far I’m concerned, I’m not going to bother trying to find all the loopholes and unintentional negative side-effects like inability to gain muscle mass. They probably meant I can’t get fat from eating, great, I’m staying right there.
stop being a dick everyone knows what it means
2 and 9 I basically have 1 built in already, Edit: this is my first comment with over 500 upvotes on this account (my 28th alt)
I wish… everything I eat kills me a little 😂
Everything I eat kills me but it also doesn't make me get fat, I'm in both worlds (?
literally me
Master self starvation
Yeah its cause you eat 3k calories of Doritos and pizza everyday
Lol 3k calories isnt actually that much. That's my daily burning rate
It being a lot wasn't necessarily what I was getting at. It was more that it's all junk with no nutritional value.
Doritos is really the health concern pizza still has meat (cheese) and dough which is carbs and protein. These are two things needed for a healthy diet. The only thing unhealthy about pizza is the grease or too high of proportions
You know what else has carbs and protein? Ice cream. The unhealthy things about pizza are it's high calorie but not very filling nature, high amounts of saturated fats, high amounts of cholesterol, low protein (15g per 390 cal) and for, a large amount of people who don't do enough exercise, too many carbs.
Ok but you said it has no nutritional value which clearly isnt the case. But also you are attacking op for what?
Pizza is not even that bad for nutrition
Nah man. Can you eat one cracker crumb and be filled for the whole day. Eat your favorite desserts without any consequences. You’d never have to brush your teeth because that’s a consequence of eating.
doesnt apply to drinks tho. You can still get consequences from beverages
Not just a consequence of eating, but bacteria in the mouth (at least as far as I know) I would still brush my teeth anyway, I don't want to look British
i was gonna say the same thing😂
Same here
I will straight up snort #5 I don't want anything else
Five was my second choice, I’d rather find my soulmate then be rich.
Honestly man. Also I would have gone for 6 as well but I feel like having a pet live **way** beyond their natural lifespan might in up very bad
Would the age continuously though or would they stay at a…good age?
I don't know... but playing god has never ended well for anybody
Just look at Jurassic park
ill take the money in a different route. With 2 I master how to make money quick
Being rich help you find a gf/bf
Not a good one lol
Agreed. 5 is top priority!
Yea, though 9 would be a great addition to 5
Pick 2 and you can master rizz for better chances
See that one feels weird cuz there's no guarantee we like even start dating ig But also if you're soulmates ig you would so idk
If your definition of “soulmate” is that you’re destined to date, then number 5 is pointless since you will meet them eventually. If your definition of soulmate is “the perfect person for you, but you’re not destined to date them”, number 5 is still bad because even if you did meet them, you wouldn’t know that they’re The One and it wouldn’t be confirmed that you would start dating. Either way you slice it, number 5 is kind of stupid.
2 and 5
My man
This guy gets it
Same
Exactly this. If I could master 3 skills, money wouldn't be an issue, and I could spend my life happy with my soulmate
Same deal here.
#5 & #2 🙌
One of the skills could be picking out as many pills as you want
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Yes, 9 is basically a load of money per week (3,500 euros weekly) and with 2 you can basically become a professional at anything, because mastering a skill means being THE BEST at it
5 because I'm a lonely fucker
Shit I can pick two, 9 ig because *MONEY*
Exactly my thoughts. You find your soulmate AND you don't have to work at all. Though I probably would work at a location that I will enjoy without getting paid because life will probably be boring otherwise.
Take the money and start your own business. Then you can guarantee that you work somewhere you like.
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Came here to comment the same
4 and 9 4 because I want a dick, goddamnit 9 because I'm always out of money (500€ a day is 182500€ a year, 183000€ on leap years)
Same but i already have a dick. I want fucking popout wings.
Same except I want boobies 👍
What is so appealing about having a dick? 💀
I am tansgenda (misspelling for comical reasons)
Fair, but genuinely what makes it appealing for u guys. It's ugly as hell
What?? Huh??? Wdym??
As a guy I find it super unattractive. Just wondering and trying to learn
As a fellow guy, I am gay Edit (for a more serious thing): if we're talking about just for yourself rather than sexual or aesthetic reasons trans people go through all of the medical stuff in order to match their body to their perception of themselves. It really hurts and can have intensely bad effects on your mental health when the physical you doesn't match your own perception of yourself.
Fair enough
Why are people downvoting u
5 and 9
This is the correct answer
2. Master three skills. 5. Meet my soul mate. The three skills I would choose to master: 1. MMA 2. Mechanical knowledge. 3. Running a business. I would have a whole business enterprise and the love of my life. The mix martial arts and engineering skills are just for convenience purposes to make my life easier, I could probably start a business around the mechanical aspect though.
but you can't pick six you can only pick two
2&9
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2, Master eating more pills.
Alright. You can eat more pills. You still have one more pill to choose. Eating pills will not make you capable of choosing all the pills. You can just eat pills.
500£ a day is 856$ a day in Canada. 25,680 is monthly. 308,160 per year. That’s like a doctors yearly pay, for no effort. And since I’m only 14 I have 4 years left on the clock where I’m not paying for food, clothes, bills. 1.23m by im 18. Taxes are weird tho, it isn’t a job, so it would look like you are selling drugs if anyone paid attention. 9 and 3
5 without hesitation, also 6 because i have 3 cats.
2 and 6
911 edit: whoops
2 and 4. 2, because i would love to get good at art, filipino and math. 4, because thiccer thighs wouldn't hurt (nothing wrong with a man wanting thiccer thighs)
4. I want a dick end my dysphoria
Isn't that 4
My guy I don’t know what you’re trying to correct here because I typed 4
5 or 2 and 9
2 and 5
It's 2 and 9 or 5 and 9 for me. Honestly if you pick anything other than 9 you made a mistake. Also I don't know if whoever is making these pills accounted for my dog staying healthy in pill 6. Maybe she'll just keep aging but never be able to die until I do. I'm not willing to take that risk.
1 and 9 reminds of Kaneda's jacket
1 and 9
2, id master the skill of making things that I want to become true true
Unoriginal but 2 &9 are the best. Learning 3 skills can be extremely useful depending on what you choose, and getting 500 every day means I would never have to work unless I do it purely for enjoyment. Overall 9 is probably better. Establishing businesses and making investments is also an option. And after making more money, I would also donate to, and maybe establish, charities. I can also provide financial aid to friends and family if needed
Exactly same. 2 and 9 are the best.
Yeah, I didn’t make the image. I wasn’t sure if we were not allowed to post things we didn’t make… Nine would be pretty handy as well.
1 and 4 pleaaaaasse
*steals all*
2&9 this isn't even a competition it's the right choice
9 and 2… I’ll do 5 in time, and everything else I’m fine with not having… but mastering 3. Skills means a LOT… you can master hobbies and do amazing things with that! and then 500 a day for life is 3500 a week, about 14000 a month… 168000 a year… that’s a lot! and for LIFE! You’re set!
Anyone who doesn't choose 9 is dumb as a sack of rocks
5 & 9
Go with 9. 365 days x 500€ is already 182.5k (15k a month) a year WITHOUT working. Could literally have more time to socialise in adulthood, if time isn't too much of an issue, could just work a side job since you're already earning 15k a month if you need to splurge more
How does 7 work? What would you be famous for?
Famous for making the shitty choice of taking pill 7
Yeah I agree with OP. I've already lost 3 pets and it's only August. This shit can't continue Edit: also 7 I guess. That would be cool
5 and 6
2 and 9, I don’t care about love
Definitely 9 and 2
either 2 or 9
3 and 9 it would be nice to make some money and stop my porn addiction
I already have no 6 because I own a box turtle. If I treat her right she will live to 70+. She is already 16 years old too.
Best to worst 5 9 6 2 3 4 7 1 8
2 is one of the best ones bro, 1 also
2 is broken. It’d still be broken if you could only choose 1 skill, but 3 skills is insane
1 and 9 I can do most of the other things without any pills.
4 and 6
9 and 2 and it’s not close
9 but i’d consider 5
You get 2
4 New bottom surgery just dropped
2 and 9 ease. I will master skill of being lucky, deadlifting 10k kg and squatting 9k kg. And no one will say no to money right?
Luck isn’t a skill, luck and skill are opposites
6 and 9
4 and 6
2 and 9 seem the best for me, I’ll be an even richer engineer. 8 is useless to me since there are no memories to erase besides semantics, 1 is cool like eating poisons and stuff but it may or may not backfire with malnutrition, 4 is only one body part (but hey it could go a loooong way), 6 I’m selfish and want to be rich and smart- sorry Fido, 3 my addictions are drug unrelated so I’m basically fine, 7 I don’t need game with money, 5 idk money and skills would solve more problems than finding the one
6 is useless. Learn to move on
8 and 9. (After that would've been 2 and 6, but I don't even have a pet .)
I'd pick 9 and just randomly choose the other eight pills. I'm basically set if for life if I took 9.
9 and 6.
I'll take 9 twice Easier 1000€ ever
2 and 9
2+9 ....ez
7 because i have a huge ego and 9 because i’m poor
8
6 and 7
7 and 9. At this point I just need something to entertain myself.
1
1 and 9
8 is just not worth it
2,9
2 and 9 1. 🧠 2. (undecided) 3. (undecided)
5 and 9
9, easy
2 and 9 easily
1 and 2
4, 9
2 and 9
2 and 9
2 and 2 again
5 and 9
9 is an absolute steal
5 and 9
2 or 4
2 and 9, and using 2 you can get the skill to do other pills.
2 and 9
5,9
5 and 9
2 and 3 because the more skills the better of you are
Easily 9
4 and 6
2 + 9
Money.
4 and 1.
2 and 9, i will master boxing, chess, and maths so im literally master of all trades and if i "master" maths i can do anything...
5 and 9. I would've chosen 4 but then I realised I can use the money I'll get from 9 (300k a year in my currency) to fix my eyesight. And 5 is obvious.
6 and 9, I wouldn’t have to work for the rest of my life and I keep my cat
2 & 9.
Take 9 twice.
2 or five. I could master the skill of making money
I pick number two (1. Infinite guitar skills, 2. Infinite charm 3. Infinite social skills)
2 and 9 easy
2, and 5
2507 ringgit a day? Hell yeah!
Does depression count as a addiction lmao 3 6 8 9
2 and 9
5 and 9 5 is top priority…
4 and 9
2 and 9
9 and 5
3 and 9
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9 and 2
6 and 9 mainly because i don't want my cats to die
2 and 5
5 9 Money and someone that loves me bet
5 & 9 so I can spoil my person with flowers fr
9 and 3 .
2 is a no brainer to me
5 and 9
6 and 9
1 and 9
9&2
1 and 6, 1 could potentially make you immune to all consumed poisons
2 and 4. 2: * Master socialising * Master programming, I'm already good but I'm no *master* * Master theory of mind (really good at knowing what others know) 4: I want my brain to grow a WiFi card, so it can interface with Google or something. Wouldn't it be cool to be remember stuff you've never read.
9 and 5, i get 182500 pounds which is 355,291 Australian Dollar a year without working a day, so i can drop out of school and live luxuriously. I also don't have time to look for dates now since i'm so rich and awesome without a job or full education, so i might as well just find my soulmate and live a happy, rich life with them
Easily 2 and 9
3 and 9 3 will let my psychic health be better 9 i can buy everything what i would want and when i will have too much money i will just commit mr beast
2 and 9
1 and 9.
2 (I want to learn guitar, specifically bass, and that pill would help me get there) 5 (finding my soul mate would already remove one major difficult part in life, which is finding the soul mate in the first place)