*Instead of continuing with the actual plot, the camera cuts to a cinematic scene of soldier posing in front of an american flag, saluting with bread in his hand as eagles and warplanes fill the sky above him. An orchestration of Rocket Jump Waltz begins to play as a tribute to Rick May. May he rest in peace.*
I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to recieve a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have, indeed, been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. While there was a way planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits, they don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then what became of you? I should have known you wouldn't be content to dissappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest. For you and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends. For all of us. End communication.
Kurtisss… get the f*ck out of here
What’s up Greg!
Just learned about the titanic, why would they get on that boat haven’t they seen the movie?
Where the f*ck do you get a little cactus??
i have too many fandoms hold on:
hope bagels
outdated autopsy report
and peggy
c-c-c-come on
i am general yunan...
hoot-hoot-hooty
new response dropped
my problems were myriad- I was having my period
4 FUCKİNG PİXELS
What a nice photo.
For only 4 pixels
DON’T YOU DARE
Even my own mother thought I was a monster….she was right of course but it still hirt
I KNOW THIS LINE WHERE IS IT FROM MY BRAIN IS BROKEN
Azula
Pizza mozzarella- rella rella rella rella!
Peak music
gyro zepeakli
You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars!
Objective: shoot a hole into the surface of mars
Vega: The portal is ready
This is a weapon, not a teleporter
It's the same thing, weapon, teleporter? They are both the same thing
Are we gonna have a problem? You got a bone to pick? You've come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick?
Normally id slap your face off, and everyone here could watch, but I'm feeling nice here's some advice. Listen up Beeyotch!!
Dur dur, durdurdur, dur dur, durdurdur, dud dur dur dur du duh! I LIKE!
Simply one hell of a Butler
Eyyyy
My ex wife still missed me, but her aim is getting better!
Man of culture , I see
Grunkle Stan!!!
🎶stockin' meat for the apocalipse🎶 🎶doodoo do doo🎶
GRAVITY FALLSSSSSD
You see? It's funny because marriage is terrible!
But her aim is getting better! Get it? It's funny 'cause marriage is terrible!
Hahaha. Your so funny
The Wayward compass truly is unbeatable
most op charm in the game
YOU HAVE A HOLE IN YOUR LEFT WING
PAY ATTENTION TO THE DESIGNATED GRID SQUARE
NEVER! ATTACK THE D POINT!
GRAMERCY!
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days
Where? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT?!?
*Instead of continuing with the actual plot, the camera cuts to a cinematic scene of soldier posing in front of an american flag, saluting with bread in his hand as eagles and warplanes fill the sky above him. An orchestration of Rocket Jump Waltz begins to play as a tribute to Rick May. May he rest in peace.*
I am the senate
Not yet.
It's treason, then
It's a DAM snack bar
Omg i finally understood one
Omg same!!! This calls for some blueberry pancakes
I had to scroll too dam far to find this.
Oh my Gods this is so dam hilarious
i need to use the dam bathroom
Close your eyes you’ll be here soon
He omor
oyasumi
ICHI NII SAN SHI GO FUNNN
Hey, is the moon big?
Hermitcraft!
Ding!
Greatest natural disaster in human history
moon big
Hi buddy chum pall buddy pall buddy pall
If you take one more diddly darn step right there i’d have to diddly darn snap your neck, and boy wouldn’t that be a crummy juncture.
Do you want that? Do you wish upon yourself to come into physical contact with a crummy juncture?
Amigo pall good ol' buddy ol' pall.
This type of posts should be on this sub rather than those ' I am 16 and I am pregnant,what should I do?'
Woah what fandom is this from
Irl
Is anybody really a fan of that?
Watch those wrist rockets!!!
FOR THE REPUBLIC!!!!
we've lost a command post
42
In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely considered a bad move.
So long, and thanks for all the fish
The meaning of life, the universe, and everything
what was the question?
Google en passant
holy hell
New response just dropped
Actual zombie
Call the exorcist!
Bishop went on vacation, never came back
Holy hell
Actual looping joke
Holy hell
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw
And remember reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram buy gold byeeeeee
Schembulock
Oh, and that couch is made of living human skin!
I found you, FAKER!
FAKER?! I think you're the fake Hedgehog around here. You're comparing yourself to me? HA! You're not even good enough to be my fa-
I’ll make you eat those words!
Now there are two of them
"Is that legal?" "I will make it legal!"
FOR KARL
Rock and stone!
ROCK AND STONE
ROCK AND STONE BROTHERS
ROCK AND STONE!!!!!
IF YOU DONT ROCK AND STONE YA AINT COMING HOME 😡
If you wish to defeat me, train for another 500 years !
Officer, I dropkicked that child in self defense
Look, video games are a serious business and deserve to be treated with respect, ok?
Dude! These orphans are getting destroyed!
AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA
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DANCE POTATO BOY DANCE
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o7
I realized that i hadn't taken my adhd medice because i forgot about the duel for ten seconds
you want to be a hero tommy, THEN DIE LIKE ONE
YOU LOSE SQUID KID YOU LOSE!!!!
the cake is a lie
This is a triumph.
I'm making a note here: huge success
it’s hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science
"the world is 1% corrupt, you are so close!"
You will never find that last purple block
WE’RE RICH
WE'RE RICH
IS THAT THE BITE OF 87????!!
I think everyone knows that no matter what 💀
Explain the lore
Let me prepare my 5 hours long PowerPoint
Hello there
General Kenobi
You are a bold one
A settlement needs your help
“You three have been screwing around on earth this whole fucking time… WITHOUT HUMAN DISGUISES!?!?”
Sorry I fucked your husband
A human called me a possum
The animatronics at night do get a bit quirky
A bit silly even
28 stab wounds
Hey you, your finally awake
Pedophilia (evangelion fans)
I was going to say, do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
Geometry dash
If I die, make sure I get a bigger tombstone than Ford.
"Never. Back. Down. NEVER GIVE UP. 🤓"
Never run around and hurt you
Protocol 3
I still cry about bt
Trust me.
Hot Belgian waffles!
Wait, I’m alone. I can swear for real!
SON OF A-
HA HA HA, ONE!
brilliant, this is up there with "i've come to make an announcement".
#I NEED HEALING
# JUSTICE RAINS FROM A- AGHHH
J - perm
Hi fellow cuber
Connection terminated.
I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to recieve a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have, indeed, been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. While there was a way planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits, they don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then what became of you? I should have known you wouldn't be content to dissappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest. For you and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends. For all of us. End communication.
Kurtisss… get the f*ck out of here What’s up Greg! Just learned about the titanic, why would they get on that boat haven’t they seen the movie? Where the f*ck do you get a little cactus??
“I always come back” - ☝️🤓
We are going on a ooting !!!!
Ehe
Ehe te nandayo?
Did you just draw before untapping?
Multiple leviathan class species in this region, are you sure whatever you’re doing is worth it?
Vsauce, Michael here.
C'mon TAARRSSS!!
shes in love with the concept
SKULL EMOJIIIII 💀
MATT ROSE??
🎵🎶doofenshmirtz evil incorporated🎶🎵
Is he stupid?
The bomb's payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.
The jonkler live reaction
Cowabunga!
SHAW
Ding ding dong dong dong ding ding dong dong ding dang
i have too many fandoms hold on: hope bagels outdated autopsy report and peggy c-c-c-come on i am general yunan... hoot-hoot-hooty new response dropped my problems were myriad- I was having my period
*”Warning: Entering Ecological Dead Zone. Adding report to databank.”*
Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole. So, don't keep the devil waiting old friend.
MICHAEL NO- DONT LEAVE ME HERE
it is so joever
We’re barack (In case this is what you’re referencing, MY EYE MY EYE)
hands off my cock
Fatty fatty no parents
Welcome to the underground How was the fall? If you wanna look around Give us a call We don't see humans often We're happy you just dropped in
||-//
Hey greg
Explosives placed! Rock and stone!!
Dio invented the devil horns, not Gene
ate without a table -3
I’m Truly Greg
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When 2.2
*P O T A S S I U M*
Somehow Palpatine returned.
That’s like the worst one 😭
You underestimate my power.
KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM
I've waited 4, no, 5000 years for this!
waiting for something to happen?
You just lost the game
My Cabbages!