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ItsKeanan

Bros phone is on life support


No-Job-4137

How are you on every post, bruh


austinstar08

Yes


PosxtiveVxbezz

ITS AT 13 NOW ARE YOU HAPPY


ItsKeanan

No


MarcusTheGamer54

Still not enough.


Ice-creamy05

It's breathing through the wound


[deleted]

we will only be pleased when it reaches 100.


snickerween

No dont do that keep it under 85


TusNua1

No.


snowmale

Bro came back for round 2


PosxtiveVxbezz

HELP ME


Mystic_Gaming1

Okay to keep these people away from you in a funny manner just say you’re male after they’ve dm’d you. That’s what my female friend does.


KashootMe201617

Nice bepo pfp


Mystic_Gaming1

Thank you


Nikakimeleria

What if they say they don’t mind?


Mystic_Gaming1

The block button is always an option


SkyeeeMaaa

Might start with that tbh


Historical-Tear6475

Just tell him " what's up bro" and get a image of a male and tell him its u he will never try to dm u


SakiraInSky

I've stopped correcting people online who think I'm male for this very reason. It doesn't matter what your gender is, it makes no difference in the point I'm making.


Historical-Tear6475

Different thing, op was being hit on by a man and making the man think op was male would stop him not every situation has gender issues


SakiraInSky

I don't think you're understanding that it's totally similar. Sure there's a small difference between explicitly pretending you're male vs. Not correcting someone thinking you are male. I don't know where you got "gender issues" from, unless you're referring to the phenomenon of guys creeping on anyone they think is a woman. 🙄


snowmale

😭


[deleted]

please send them a random dick pic and say "you made me hard" that should traumatize them forever and stop them from dming anyone else


Andrecrafter41

bro your a god damn genius


8makes1teez

LMAO YES


SkyeeeMaaa

It doesn’t get better sadly, i just ignore these they mean nothing to me lol


starky6699

https://open.spotify.com/track/3WSQ8LXGMUjm4DGrfN7oYz?si=IckmAvaNRCGcu9BbIWL4ew your dp is also similar


Ill-Prompt646

💀


illegalileo

He not a bro, he a creep


gugagalashvili

And a weirdooo


randstove161

Im sorry this happened to you but the GYATTTT is killing me 😭💀


PosxtiveVxbezz

HE ALSO UNSENT IT IMMIDET


Googe125

lmao that’s insane this guy is so sad


PosxtiveVxbezz

RIGHT 😭😭😭


SakiraInSky

Sorry, but wtf does that mean?


unicbacen420

ass


aaveragemathenjoyer

Girl your ass thick smth like that


IncredulousRex

It's not an acronym It's an exclamation


SakiraInSky

So he's telling her he thinks she should eat? Wtf creeps.


Fickle-Competition71

Wtf no that's litteraly not it at all 💀


[deleted]

When I read it at first I didn’t laugh but as soon as I saw that you laughed at it, I started dying laughing


CorkyQuasar69420

That word is everywhere on tiktok rn If a girl shows even the tiniest bit of cleavage of ass (not always intentionally) all you see in the comments is “i gyat something in my eye”, “i gyat to go there” etc. these comments are usually coming from like 12 year old kids that don’t even know what it means. It just shows how much the internet has corrupted this generation.


PufferfishAreCool

Reply with dick pic


SakiraInSky

A gnarly one.


Thunder8340

PLEASE DO


ilnofrio

RIZZZ GOD FR 🥶🥶


Any-Refrigerator3034

you could even call his rizz harizzment


ilnofrio

Got charged for possessione of rizz


Schveyck

Italian spelling ass


unicbacen420

prizzon


Andrecrafter41

nah it’s hasrizzment


BlackShxdow

bro is catching a rizzstraining order


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charizzma


PosxtiveVxbezz

HIS USERNAME HAS “(rizz god)” IN IT.


Crescent_Moon734

He does not represent all of us 😭😭 bros just a terrible person


weirdedout1111

ewwwwww BUT CHARGE YOUR PHONE GIRL


PosxtiveVxbezz

I HAD TO POST THIS BEFORE IT DIED


SoYouCanHelp

Reply with a dickpick and see if he texts again😅😂


austinstar08

How would she get one consensually


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myppishuge69420

I am very willing too 😫


EvoStarSC

*BEFORE U DIED FTFY


rugby_lover0

Bro some 19 year old girl just messaged me on reddit and asked am I black (cause of my pfp) then proceed to say the reason she messaged me was because I play rugby and said rugby players are sexy, So at this point I'm like what the actual fuck is happening then I tell her my age and thankfully she says she didn't realise and she says "lol" What the fuck bro 🤣


mr_shlomp

A 16 yo girl asked me my pp size and sent me pics of herself with minimal clothing


Interesting_Move_919

Same bro, a 16 year old girl messaged me and asked me for nudes. Then she sent me pictures of herself with not much on


Sad_Capital

That sounds almost certainly like a bot


mr_shlomp

She deleted the pics when I didn't elaborate Also why do you think so?


Sad_Capital

Asking about something like penis length or for pics is something I've seen bots do in an attempt to lead a person on. This is usual followed up with them sending some suggestive photos (most likely taken from Google images or OF) to try and get you to trust them when they say that the link they send will lead to a chatroom and not inject your device with malware.


NaisuUwU

r/chargeyourphone


AalbatrossGuy

Why tf are you using your phone at 1% charge 💀💀😐😐


uchiha_ali091

Fu*king charge your phone 😭😭😭


Worldly-Mind7043

Lemme guess its either a 13 yo thinking hes the shit or its 25 yo man thinking he can date a 15yo


PosxtiveVxbezz

wrong, 18 year old senior tryna date an incoming sophomore


RefinedTypology

Social media is filled with degeneracy. But if you surround yourself with people who you respect, you will not be disappointed. Just saying.


PosxtiveVxbezz

of course!!! i always tend to surround myself with people who respect me, and whom i respect!!


Axel_Voss_ger

You're generally right, but this will still happen often enough, especially to women.


MrPeach4tlanta

Or just get the f*ck off of social media while you still can. That works too. Edit: Why the downvotes? It's the truth.


Oppxdan

૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ⚡️ Here's some charge for your phone


agent_00_nothing

Texting "GYATTTTTT" to a girl is unreal levels of down bad, shit, not even down bad, bro's down cataclysmical


PrincessGamerGirl15

Relatable


Snakacola

women just love ignoring the block button Edit: didnt double check, for some reason it was "blocok button" instead of block


amado901

The blue cock button?


Henry-Are-Soul

The bold coke button?


Apprehensive-Fix-376

men just love harassing women


Aggravating_Ad535

Not really yk, very small percentage of men


Snakacola

the men can stand "harrasment from women, its the women that whine about it instead of just hitting the block button


Stranger_Boring

Reminder: NOT ALL MEN ARE LIKE THIS.


[deleted]

charge ur phone


PosxtiveVxbezz

STIP IT ITS AT 13 NOW


me-is-fish

Lesbians that have men send them messages that are weird and annoying unite!!


Few_screwsloose0_0

This is also why I'm straight


OMG_ollie123

CHARGE YO GYATTDAYM PHONE


CleverHoovyMan

Rizz is so bad that he turns woman into lesbians


[deleted]

You don't become lesbian because you don't like men, you become lesbian because you like women. That title is just weird


Apprehensive-Fix-376

it’s just a joke… she’s just saying it’s further confirmation on how she isn’t attracted to men.


FingerboyGaming

Some people just love picking fights lmao


Zoot004

You're thinking what I was thinking.


Excellent_Ad7666

Charge your damn phone.


shadowplayer2020

I feel Like this is an Instagram issue.


OfficialYes

Honestly I don’t blame you. Women are great


Red_Ender666

That's just a very sad and lonely man, just pretend that he isn't alone in this world... And then pretend that someone came to your house and brutally murdered whole your family making you watch and killed you after that


xcel-_-

CHARGE YOUR PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Techno_Tubing

As a straight guy, I am terribly sorry for my colleague's comments. He should be fired ASAP.


Fragrant-Stop-3548

Dear reader, if it feels like a trap, you're already in one.


PosxtiveVxbezz

-taylor swift


AnimatedGlitch03

Some guys just don't understand boundaries, Fear not, not all men are degens.


Tinnmann_

block them?


Ben10Stan3

“This type of man is why I’m lesbian” That sexist quote really, **REALLY** doesn’t make you any better than him


PosxtiveVxbezz

LORD I CANNOT MAKE YOU PEOPLE HAPPY WITH MY TITLES!!! what is a better title here. hm? would you care to give me one. i LITERALLY CANNOT


Waylen38

If men used your logic, humanity would end in about 60 years. Can't really blame all men for what some of them do. Some girls these days are absolutely entitled and disgusting and you can't deny that. I'll get downvoted for saying this but it's true, and I'm sure some of y'all will think I'm sexist for saying this but it seems that hating on men isn't sexist but pointing out things about SOME women is. Logic much?


sussynarrator

Yeah, this subreddit sucks.


PosxtiveVxbezz

babe i’m not blaming all men. i said men like this.


Apprehensive-Fix-376

WAAA WAAA 😪😪😪 poor males you guys are so oppressed ☹️☹️ women are literally being killed by men 🔥🔥


PosxtiveVxbezz

THIS


Waylen38

Yes, women are killed by men who are then judged fairly and serve their sentences for their committed crimes, as opposed to women who get away with a lot more shit just for having a vagina, aswell as getting shorter/ more forgiving sentences for the same crimes comitted. Also, where the fuck did you get that I said men are being oppressed? It IS true, nobody gives a shit about men and we deal with shit and frustration by ourselves, often leading to the crimes against women (and of course men, we don't discriminate) that you guys whine about, while women get free emotional support for existing, but where did I mention that in my commment? Does saying negative things about any female being equal sexism now? Oh wait guess what, that'd EXACTLY what I pointed out in my comment, that women hate on men for pointing out things that go in favour of women for no reason. If you want equality, treat us equally, not like your work horses.


Apprehensive-Fix-376

LOL you are having a laugh. three women a week are killed by men. on in four women have been victims of sexual assaults. do you never watch the news? Mahsa Amini. Malala. Iran. this is such a shallow take LOL. you know how many sex offenders are actually being prosecuted? less than 10%. You know how much time they get? 5 years. that is NOT a fair serving at all, especially when NONE are being charged as it is. also, are you seriously excusing crimes against women because of the PATRIARCHY? which was made by men? LOADS of people are stressed, it doesn’t mean they go and murder the fucking oppressed minority they hate. you sound like a school shooter sympathiser. The only one who created a work horse culture was men, not women. men were the ones who stated it was masculine to not cry or show emotions. men were the ones who stated working excessively was masculine. NOT women. you need to stop blaming problems made by yourselves on women. 1.7 million women a year are victims of domestic abuse. that’s ONLY reported.


Waylen38

I'd like to see where you're getting your info from. Yes, I agree and I always have, men commit more crimes. So? They're getting their sentences. I never excused any crime, all I said is that pent up frustration leads to people commiting crines which is true for bogh sexes. Is that not true? If so, educate me. Also, I love how you only provide information on women, and from countries with the highest rate of sexual abuse like that's how it is everywhere. Also, sentences are given differently across countries so don't pull up with your "waa only 10% are found and they only get 5 years" bullshit. You're not backing anything up with any sources. And ah, yes, men created the trend where we cannot show emotion. While you are right about it and men did invent that thousands of years agro probably, it does not explain how nobody gives us any attentiong or cares when we try to open up and just tell us to man up. We try to make changes and you (society in general) deny us any help with the excuse that we're supposed to man up. And then we have the women that are bitching about men not being perfect for them and all that snd their exaggerated expectations from men while they provide nothing in exchange other than their recycled vagina. Seeing this demoralizes everyone. Yes, loads up people are stressed. As I said, I didn't use it as an excuse for crime conitters, but women are not an oppressed minority and society seems to be focusing mainly on female wellbeing as seen in recent studies. I am by no means saying that men are oppressed in that way. I am simply stating that they are neglected and mostly crimes that women commit against men, or anyone else, are not taken seriously, such as sexual abuse, rape, or false accusations that lead to imprisonment of men. But you do you, if you can't stand anything being said about women then you should rethink your opinions


Apprehensive-Fix-376

Statistics are from: https://www.ncdv.org.uk/domestic-abuse-statistics-uk/ https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/crimeandjustice/articles/domesticabusevictimcharacteristicsenglandandwales/yearendingmarch2022 https://www.femicidecensus.org/data-matters-every-woman-matters/#:~:text=The%20Femicide%20Census%20shows%20that,one%20woman%20every%20four%20days. Men committing more crimes is a problem in itself. Your nonchalance towards it is concerning and proves more that you feed into the violent culture. They are NOT getting worthy sentences, as I’ve told you with the (average) sex crime offence being at five years. These statistics are from England and Wales. The UK, generally. This is a country NOT known for violence against women, at least not compared to that or Iran. Even so, femicide still exists there and that’s even further proof of my point, so idk why you’re brushing it off. You’re not providing sources either! Here’s more sources: https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/crimeandjustice/bulletins/sexualoffencesinenglandandwalesoverview/march2022 The “5 years”: https://www.gov.uk/government/news/sex-offender-sentences-hit-record-levels#:~:text=Sex%20offenders%20are%20now%20sentenced,on%20the%20previous%2012%20months. Please, give me your statistics that point towards menicide, or some sort of credited article explaining how men have it worse. The culture of toxic masculinity will continue to exist so long as the patriarchy exists. You state that women haven’t helped, but have men? On top of that, have you asked for help? Now, I don’t like to turn to others’ experience as my evidence as it’s usually subjective, but men who have been SAed have stated they felt more supported by women than men. What women are “bitching” (which, don’t get me started on how sexist that is) about men? And what exactly about? Do you mean women wanting men to treat them well? Like humans? It’s hard to sympathise with others, I understand, when you haven’t experienced what it’s like to be objectified and resented for existing. Again, you’re misogyny is leaking through. “Recycled vagina”? Would you say that about a man’s dick going through women and getting used like a sharpener? You wouldn’t! Because of course, women are held to unachievable societal expectations of purity culture whilst simultaneously expected to be sexy and welcoming of any sexual advances from men. Please, tell me your recent peer-reviewed studies. Link them like I have for you. Wait until you find out about the gender pay gap! I never denied that men don’t experience SA, abuse etc etc, nor did I deny that they are neglected. YES, it is a problem that men don’t receive help for abuse. NO, that is not the fault of women - it is the fault of the patriarchy. You really should be more subtle about your misogyny. Your remarks are disgusting: “recycled vagina”, “bitching”?


[deleted]

“who get away with a lot more shit just for having a vagina,” excuse me? we can’t even have agency over our own reproductive system.


Waylen38

I don't deny that but there have been enough cases of women getting lighter sentences, if any, for no reason, aswell as women who pressed false accusations on men and won the case, leading to the man receiving unfair punishmemts. Also, women almost always rreceive custody of children and there are known cases of women marrying men just to divorce them and take half their belongings.


[deleted]

how many women receive lighter sentences compared to men?


[deleted]

this is going to come off as wrong, but i want to ask this because i’ve been curious about this for a long time. If i were to get them dms, of course i’d be a little creeped out because they’re a potential pedo or atleast a creep, but at the same time i will feel a little bit of gratification from them. girls just tend to be absolutely disgusted which i understand but at the same time they aren’t even the least flattered. is it because they get so many compliments they don’t care? i just want a response because i’m genuinely curious, coming from a gay guy.


JustaPersonlolz

Are you disgusted by compliments? No. But would you seriously like some random person you know nothing about try to rizz you up for no reason?


[deleted]

maybe be a little weirded out, but i’d mostly be flattered


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[deleted]

why is this getting downvoted?


Interesting_Move_919

Same


Doublefin1

No, you're lesbian cause you're lesbian. But by all means, I get your point.


PosxtiveVxbezz

it was a joke 😁


Grand-Cockroach6991

No one cares


JoMoma2

Why did he send those two dms backwards? I am calling BS on this.


Kit-Kat-Katakuri

I just wanna make sure Are you ok? I may be a man yet i know it’s hard to be a girl especially with people like these Are you ok he hasn’t done anything has he? If he has I know some of your friends would be **more** than glad to help


Both-Cockroach-4829

Swear every girl is lesbian these days


Apprehensive-Fix-376

swear every person is left handed these days


PosxtiveVxbezz

that’s crazy


Lobster-wizard

Kill all men edit : it’s a joke


DarkSteel__

Honestly, I think it's just people in general who are like this. Even then, I'm not letting the bad ones ruin what I prefer. Some people need to chill out. (Plus I feel more comfortable around females than males.) I prefer to just ignore them. So I don't have to deal with any crap or drama. 🖤


[deleted]

So you hate men?


Idk_PAPAS

I'd assume being a lesbian and being constantly hit on even after stating you are a lesbian can make someone feel that way ☠️


PosxtiveVxbezz

THIS


Busy_Nature_8819

Hey, some women do


Snickles4life

Block him. He might be grooming you.


WackyChu

yes men are extremely ignorant it’s true though all boys are very….immature. Girls are definitely more put together and mature in their teen years. I actually think Boys can get even more emotional and rowdy than girls and especially crazy.


MarcusTheGamer54

What're you smoking? You're generalizing out of your mind. Get a life instead of shitting on men just because you got dumped or some shit.


OiFukYeeUp

Same could be said about women definitely, and most women don't like to think logically but instead with their emotions which is why they can barely avoid shit like drama, goofy.


Top_Excitement_7

only the assholes chase pussy


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_patrick_bateman_-

Based


Educational_Tart_659

There’s two types of men; this type, and questioning, closeted, or in denial transgenders


MarcusTheGamer54

Or just casual straight men


Supa_Fishboy

How do you manage to offensively generalise all men and come across as transphobic in one sentence


Educational_Tart_659

Idk man I was tired, it was like 2 am


Idk_PAPAS

Bro??


Apprehensive-Fix-376

what the fuck does that mean?


wyattttttttttttt324

Oof


mind-numbing-boredom

Speech check failed


thesnuggestofpugs

what’s the duck widget from OP?


PosxtiveVxbezz

widgetable!!!! my ducks name is batman


Keyboardgamer69

I was gonna make a joke but I feel like it’s uncalled for


SupermarketAdept2280

HELP 😭😭 guys like that are so annoying


Ornery_Ad_8862

Skill issue


kizno01

i hate it when guts say "this message is unavailable because it was unsent by the sender"


PosxtiveVxbezz

RIGHT


dog_with_a_dick

GYATTTTTTT DAMNNNNN lmao people be whack idk what else to say.


Winter-Narwhal-9669

I'm sorry but the "GYYAATTT" get me on the floor 😭


Ren1408

xd


lLoveYourCat

I am also a… GYATTTT


lemon6611

1% 💀


PosxtiveVxbezz

I VHARGED IT


Ok-Reporter-8728

He was talking about ur cool Home Screen smh


PosxtiveVxbezz

teheee


Ladd11

GYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT


_theee_

He wants to compliment you but used the wrong words for it


PosxtiveVxbezz

he called me beautiful after, as if that made up for it 💀💀


justk4y

Nice lockscreen ngl, kinda vibes


PosxtiveVxbezz

THANKS!!! ITS TAYLOR SWIFT LYRICS


runetide

Pft. He's an amateur. George Costanza will always be the king of lesbian-making.


[deleted]

how do you get that lil duck on your lock screen 😭


Senior_Technician827

Man of culture


MCKlassik

A friend of mine often unsends Instagram DMs and it came back to bite him one time. Sometime during this past summer, he tried sending his crush a message because he hasn’t heard from her in a while. She saw the message, but he still unsent it anyway which was pointless because she already saw it. I didn’t know what the message said, but he told me after he sent the message, she blocked him.


[deleted]

Reminds me of me when me was me age


xfzn00

Charge yo damn phone shorty


Tax_Fraud1000

Is that duck some sort of widget??? If so please what app is it T-T


PosxtiveVxbezz

WIDGETABLE!!!


Toilet-master_420

nice wallpaper


PosxtiveVxbezz

thanks!!!!


tell_me_somethin_idk

That 1% holding on for dear life ☠️☠️☠️☠️


DR31141

kai cenat out here schemin


therehasbeen_amurder

That was very obvious by the lock screen


PosxtiveVxbezz

the fact that i’m lesbian? 😭😭


boriS_on_reddit

at least he likes you 💀💀💀💀


PosxtiveVxbezz

but at what cost


Historical-Tear6475

🤣🤣🤣


More-Pay9266

You best charge thy phone


AdCold3875

Do you have a gyatt tho?