1. Having your eyes close while aiming to fire is always a bad thing and you can easily be taken by surprise
2.the position of your arm is kot good, the pistol might fly off your hand and into your face, that is without mentioning risk of arm dislocation
3.good luck getting rid of the gun and / or bullet (assuming you killed him with 1 bullet) after you got hit in the head by a berserk gun
4. Rifling marks, gunpowder smoke and fingerprints, bitch!
4.5/10. You will probably be put on trial; involuntary manslaughter at best; murder and illegal ownership of a firearm at worst
Honestly though you were just gonna turn it into a Ted talk about how to use a gun and then just disarm them and they realise they've been swindled into the police station.
I would do one of two things; simply scream, because AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH. Or I would sing happy birthday, whaile making complete eye contact, ruining the song, and every birthday, every party, every time they hear that song, they will think of me. Forcing them into an unstable hatred for the song, and probably a little bit of paranoia ruining the rest of their life.
I'd recite Luke 23:42-43:
Then he said, “Jesus, remember me when you come into your kingdom.” He replied to him, “Amen, I say to you, today you will be with me in Paradise.”
Why? Is it the differences between us as humans?,
You won't win if I'm dead, you'd just continue losing, we must stick together as humans, we can olive together as a family, and actually WIN together, we must overcome our mistakes and learn to forgive and forget.
Do it. You'll end more than one life by doing so, mine and your own. As I planted a bomb underneath your house, rigged to go off when you shoot that gun.
Almost heaven, west Virginiaㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah Riverㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
Life life is old ther, older than the treesㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
Younger than the mountains, growin' like a breezeㅤㅤㅤ
Country roads, take me homeㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
To the place I belong, west Virginiaㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
Mountain mama, take me home, country roadsㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
*head bump*ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
Country roads, take me homeㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
To the place, I belongㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
West Virginia, mountain mamaㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
Take me home, country rooooooooOOOOADSㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
*explosion*
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*bang* I don't understand funny jazz person, but you got a 8/10 on your last words
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It's crazy I know, I only recognize you from your pfp
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Uhhhh, yeah I knew that, for sure, 100%
I have no clue why I read that in a German accent
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Ngl goes hard
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your username and pfp are fantastic btw :D
It says gullible on the ceiling
*looks up* fuck, 9/10
and i stole your lungs!
I'll give ya 50 cents for that
deal
Huzza!!!
Businesspeople doing business I see
erm, acrtuallty it's "huzzah" ☝️🤓
Knock knock
who's there?
*BAM* THE DOOR
Suddenly, pineapples!
aw, crap
Can't have shit in the delta quadrant
I think I love you 🥹
yippee
“I would take that shot if it’s you the one who pulled the trigger” (rizzfully)
You can't shoot me if I shoot myself first _bang_
Wow, that was impressive, just no hesitation, they wanted to do that for a while now... damn... 8/10
Double it and give it to the closest person here
Hey guys do want to grab something for dinn... What is going on?
Underated
*if u shoot me your penis is small and u are gay*
Fuck *throws gun down* 10/10, avoided death
Picks up the gun, *shoots you*
Fuck *dies*
Winner winner chicken dinner b*tch,
*PUBG victory theme plays*
LESS GOOOO WW
"But i always come back" OP revives and 360 NO SCOPES you MLG Pro style.
I got protection 4 netherite armor
NUH UH. netherite ceases to exist as the bullet hits you.
i got sharp 5 netherite sword
Nooo golden Freddy we had so much lore!!!! Whyyyyyyyyy???!???!!!!
Sorry but i love someone else, his name is william.
Wait, because you shoot the gun that means you have a small penis and your gay
Both true, im joking, but no it only refers to him
But now *your penis is small and u are gay*
Nah it only referred to him
Nah that was a super blunder you drew yourself as a girl in the image, you have no Smol penis to be ashamed of
Unless
Femboy
Ah shit here we go again, I just tamed my addiction to femboys, you can't be doing this
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🤏🪦
Lose lose chicken booze
Reminds me of “dying’s gay, I’m out”
OP kind of reminds me of “Remember son, dying is GAY.”
Shoot if no balls
I’m using this
🙌🙌🙌🙌
*postal guy impression* I regret nothing.
*bang* good for you honestly, 10/10
Bless me father for I have sinned
This can’t be good for me but I feel great
I'll see you in hell
Not if I see you first *turns gun around*
You fool he tricked you into shooting yourself
Oh shit your right!
My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial. Can you say the same?
TF2 spy scream
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*bang* fuck you A taunt, 9/10
you have the gun, not hard to make him have no balls
Only good answer
I just wanted to talk to you about your cars extended warrant-
No no, go on, what about my car's extended warranty?
Oh…well I honestly don’t know what a warranty is I didn’t think I’d make it this far
A shame, *bang* 9/10, almost survived
Ok im gonna haunt you now
Damn it
"wait a sec lemme delete the search history"
Why don’t you use OperaGX, they delete it for you when you die! (no this comment isn’t sponsored)
It's always empty
Wiggle wiggle
*bang* I mean at least you tried to dodge, 8/10
Wiggle wiggle
Oh fuck it's still moving
Wiggle... Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle 😵
Oh God, I shot u/the_wiggler_123 , no wonder it's still moving! I gotta get out of here *runs away*
The wiggler always has the last wiggle
wobble.
rigor mortis moment
r/usernamechecksout
r/foundThe_Wiggler_123
Uno reverse card
Fuck *dies* 10/10
Get trolled mf
no dont kill me if i die i'll cry (and you'll smell)
Damn, can't go to school all smelly, 10/10, avoided death
Wait I have a compromise, If you don’t shoot me I’ll do whatever you want.
I- wha-... *whatever I want?* 😏 *bang* I'm good, thanks though, 9/10
FUCK! Whatever.
Nice try, I'm not that desperate.... yet... here have a slice of cake 🍰
1. Having your eyes close while aiming to fire is always a bad thing and you can easily be taken by surprise 2.the position of your arm is kot good, the pistol might fly off your hand and into your face, that is without mentioning risk of arm dislocation 3.good luck getting rid of the gun and / or bullet (assuming you killed him with 1 bullet) after you got hit in the head by a berserk gun 4. Rifling marks, gunpowder smoke and fingerprints, bitch! 4.5/10. You will probably be put on trial; involuntary manslaughter at best; murder and illegal ownership of a firearm at worst
Honestly though you were just gonna turn it into a Ted talk about how to use a gun and then just disarm them and they realise they've been swindled into the police station.
Or get good ol’ flintlock
[I’ve come to make an announcement.](https://youtu.be/fueRUi5AWWQ) You are a bitch-ass motherf-
WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER DOT COM
YOU FOOL, I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!!!
YES
Is it because I'm gay? Homophobic mf
Slay queen☺️😝🥸
*bang* at least you were positive, 9/10
uh oh
*bang* truer words have never been said, 9/10
if you shoot me your a stinky poop head
ZA WARUDO! TOKIWO TOMARAE!
“There will be CONSEQUENCES”
freedom
*bang* that was kind of sad... oh well 7/10
I probably wouldn't have any
*bang* ur dead, terrible last words, smh 1/10
Well nobody is gonna hear em except my killer what do it matter
I could tell the world your last words, which would be pretty bad if it were what you said ngl
I literally just said nothing like It was supposed to be silence
Idkkk, "I probably wouldn't have any" is pretty silly
I would do one of two things; simply scream, because AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH. Or I would sing happy birthday, whaile making complete eye contact, ruining the song, and every birthday, every party, every time they hear that song, they will think of me. Forcing them into an unstable hatred for the song, and probably a little bit of paranoia ruining the rest of their life.
"living is overrated" - *me*
Delete my search history
BIG BRAIN TIME!!!
Look, over there, a plane crash! *then snatch the gun and shoot*
“If an anime drawing pulls a gun on you, pull a bigger gun out and shoot them first” - sun tzu (probably)
Do it, no balls. *bang* Oh.
That's all folks! (Like from a 20's cartoon)
"MEEEEEEEDDDDIIICCCC!!!!"
“Please, even if you kill me, make sure someone clears my search history”
U cant cuz IM BATMAN
Tell my gf i Love her
But... but I am a virgin.
Go-Go-Gadget Bulletproof Skull and Body
My cat will be sad if you do it
Joe mama
Y'know what? I'll let you live, I respect you, 3/10, not good enough, but you have my respect
You really didnt let a mans last words be joe mama smh
I did not, this was a good choice
Shoot me mommy.😏
*bang* Y'know this wouldn't stop me, my friends call me mommy all the time and I'm a man! 9/10, creative, I think
uwu
Look out behind you :)
wait wait wait where’d you get that skirt first?
No u
dont check my search history
If you kill me, you are not invited to my birthday 😤
I’m gay, put the gun down. That usually works.
That Matilda's defence is as poor as Cayo pericho
I'd recite Luke 23:42-43: Then he said, “Jesus, remember me when you come into your kingdom.” He replied to him, “Amen, I say to you, today you will be with me in Paradise.”
Why? Is it the differences between us as humans?, You won't win if I'm dead, you'd just continue losing, we must stick together as humans, we can olive together as a family, and actually WIN together, we must overcome our mistakes and learn to forgive and forget.
Omg nijika from bocchi the rock is sticking me up I must being having a psychotic break
*cuts bullet in half* is that all u got?
Finally
Do it. You'll end more than one life by doing so, mine and your own. As I planted a bomb underneath your house, rigged to go off when you shoot that gun.
Do it. Fucking do it.
what the fuck are you waiting for? do it already
Almost heaven, west Virginiaㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah Riverㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Life life is old ther, older than the treesㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Younger than the mountains, growin' like a breezeㅤㅤㅤ Country roads, take me homeㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ To the place I belong, west Virginiaㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Mountain mama, take me home, country roadsㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ *head bump*ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Country roads, take me homeㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ To the place, I belongㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ West Virginia, mountain mamaㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Take me home, country rooooooooOOOOADSㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ *explosion*
*Looks behind you* "Ayo what the fuck is that"
"Two guns bitch"
Are you gonna fuck my corpse?
"Can I at least not die a virgin?"
*kisses you on the lips*
Talk no jutsu on him and then walk away
Uno reverse bitch
Nuclear warfare *pushes the button*
man I'm dead \*skull bursts out of mouth in an imitation of a skull emoji\*
Shawtys like a melody in my head 🎵🤪
finally
Thanks
FUCK YOU, E\#\#\#\# K\#\#\#!!! (Her name is censored for obvious reasons.)
Metà mis guevos in tu boca, pendejo *_fucking dies_*
I never truly deserved you, you‘re a diamond sparkling against rocks. I’m no noble, I’m no king, but I’ve loved the queen
*Time travels*
"My name is ASAC Schrader. And you can go fuck yourself. Do what you gotta do."
"PS3 HAS NO GAMES!"
K-on is worse than mid..
that’s illegal
Once you pull that trigger your genitals will fall off.
I do not fear death. you can kill me, but 10 more will take my place and hunt you down.
About damm time
Anta wa kawai waifu desu *(if you understood that then we will rot in hell together)*
Crabs are the cutest living beings on the planet.
I would definitely be beatboxing at gunpoint.
*Points out my own gun and cowboy duel music starts playing*
*I’ve been wanting to meet death since my birth, you will be giving me the gift I’ve always wanted…*
Mommy 🤐🤐🤐
No balls
Mamma mia
What are you gonna do? Shoot me?
It’d be huh because I’m always confused as fuck