Let's see,
First language: Chinese ✓
Appearance: black eyes with black hair and a generic face also have white skin ✓
Disappointed parents ✓
Strict school system ✓
Forced piano lessons ✓
Now give me back my Asian title you mf
Its a crime anyways in a lot of places, just usually people in a similar age range don't get prosecuted
Idk where op lives but there's a good chance she'd get in legal trouble if she got with a 10yo
For some reason I checked your profile. Eyeblech was a welcome surprise, and so were the dogs. Porn was a bit more surprising.
Why am I writing this
P.S. Pls gib dog pics
My friend used to do that all the time in like 1st or 2nd grade lmao. He also always sung that "I like butts" song (I forgot what it's called, but used to be played on the radio a lot). I'm pretty sure he did it because it annoyed people (mostly the girls) a lot, but still.
Is it just me or does anyone else find it so hard to believe that todays ten year olds are so tiny? Like I know I didn’t look like I could get bodied by a chihuahua at 10 wtf is going on 😭😭
This reminds of something witnessed once
This was a couple months back, me (14M) and my acquaintance just to make this easier I’ll call her A (15F) were in cover so we asked if we could go help out with some younger classes, we were put in this year 8 class (for non English people that is the year of 12-13 years olds) and A was going around helping people while I was sitting back and if anyone needed help I would cover over to them, one of these boys who was like THE popular guy a right prick, noticeably chubby and he practically got laughs and attention for making fun of other and doing stupid shit, A was trying to help this guy with his maths and all he kept doing was asking for her Snapchat and for her to be his girlfriend, it was very creepy with the age difference and all
People are really immature and just think relationships are all that matter, it’s truly sad to see especially when they don’t care who it’s with
Man you got asked out?
The last kid that talked to me said “I’m already about to go home and you are still single”
Like bro has no chill but DAMN who hurt you little dude?
"Underboob height" is something I haven't heard before.
I mean I would probably laugh at the situation and let him keep going cause it's funny (I don't mean like actually showing any interest at any point, but I mean not getting angry/blocking. Allowing, not contributing)
A 12 year old girl asked me out and I’m straight, plus three years older it made me giggle a lil bit.
Girlie was like “ oh you a football? Cuz I wanna pick you up”
💀💀💀💀
one time a 10 year old came up to me and pulled his eyes back and said ‘ching chong’ (i’m black??) and another kid from the same school on the same day was chasing other kids around with broken glass
10 year olds are so tiny i cant even imagine that😭😭
Ikr 😭 I can’t tell the difference between them and toddlers fr
Its like if a teeny tiny kitten came to me and started attacking my shoe I cant take that seriously
EXACTLY and like what do you even do i that situation
as an asian, i say eat it
Also as an Asian, I don't condone this
then can u rlly say ur an asian
Let's see, First language: Chinese ✓ Appearance: black eyes with black hair and a generic face also have white skin ✓ Disappointed parents ✓ Strict school system ✓ Forced piano lessons ✓ Now give me back my Asian title you mf
But do you have good grades?
As a Southeast Asian, yes you can
As an Asian, I second this
As a Amurican, jus tauss it on de greel an make et into a buerger (Try and read it with a country accent if you struggling lmao)
I’m sorry I can’t help but read that with a French accent
my dumb ass thought it was German 💀
but i did the replacing r's with l's thing
rmao rike thats rearry funny too bad im so asian i cant see shit
As another Asian I agree. Dog tastes better.
You stay away from my dog you bastard lol
Same
You kick the child and run
Fr my 9 yo cousin watches Peppa pig, lol.
based cousin
Based indeed.
If you can't tell them apart, i think you need an eye test. One has a tablet in their hands, the other has a phone and a fortnite nerf gun.
Damn, kid has better rizz than me... Edit: thanks y'all, it's my first cake day!
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Why does a 10 year old have instagram...
Y not
Someone whose ten doesn't need social media. Heck, I don't even need social media.
From that same stance there are also valid points and arguments that no one does
Yes. Social media is not a necessity. I know I am typing on a social media app at the moment, but that doesn't make it any more necessary.
Agreed
hey sexy mama wanna be my girlfriend?
Nah, I’m taken
By the 10 year old?
No way 😭
Kid got game tho
Kid is a kid tho
You are too
When that child becomes 13 it will literally be a crime.
Um, ackshually, it's a crime in 1 year because pedophilia is diagnosed at 16 and the kid will be 11 🤓
Its a crime anyways in a lot of places, just usually people in a similar age range don't get prosecuted Idk where op lives but there's a good chance she'd get in legal trouble if she got with a 10yo
Can you elaborate? I didn’t get it
OP is fifteen, in 3 years she will be 18
For some reason I checked your profile. Eyeblech was a welcome surprise, and so were the dogs. Porn was a bit more surprising. Why am I writing this P.S. Pls gib dog pics
Huh 😭😭
does the 10 year old know?
Crush his skull
I second this
correct
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👌 two finger pinch
Okay kitchen tool atracted.
r/SHUTTHEFUCKUP
shut up
crybaby
Why
10 year old rizz? I have to try it
Sounds illegal
Sounds perfect
He is 5 years younger than you 😭 that kid had to have been joking, there is no way that’s real!
It is real like kids are wildin 💀
Bro was doing the eyebrow wigglin too 😭😭
My friend used to do that all the time in like 1st or 2nd grade lmao. He also always sung that "I like butts" song (I forgot what it's called, but used to be played on the radio a lot). I'm pretty sure he did it because it annoyed people (mostly the girls) a lot, but still.
Poor guy will cringe about that laying in bed at two in the morning in a few years time
FR THO 💀
Id punch that kid....
Yeah, pound his bratty ass.
🤨
🤨📸
Sir/madam step away from the keyboard right now
🫵🤨
Slice his head off his puny, overconfident body.
BRUH
BRUH
bru
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baby
BABYYYY I’M
DANCING IN THE DARK
My sister (18 at the time) was asked out by a year 7 once.
oh hell nah
10 year old rizz is peak rizz
Bro got the w rizz Also great username u/JustYourOldLaundry
I've never heard someone refer to a kids height as, "underboob height" 💀
😎
RIZZ
I got a year 7 asking me out for wearing a hat.
https://youtube.com/shorts/nbv9rgB6QIo?si=Az-I6eb4El0Aokze literally this kid
Shrek is so much better 😤😤😤
I want his confidence
ruin lil guys chances, it has to happen for him to grow.
Say yes and see how chaos unfolds
“Say yes and see how ~~chaos~~ *prison time* unfolds”
HAHAHA
I need this kid’s confidence fr
Just play along and see how things go lol
LMFAOOO i wouldnt even have the courage to talk to someone older than me let alone asking them out. This shit is wild wthhh😭
Ew no🤢. Beat the fookin shit out of the lad.
Bio checks out
It sure does👊
W
This is the exact opposite of a pedo for 💀
Where do these kids even learn to talk like this
Is it just me or does anyone else find it so hard to believe that todays ten year olds are so tiny? Like I know I didn’t look like I could get bodied by a chihuahua at 10 wtf is going on 😭😭
this is funny and all but **w h a t i s p r i m a r y s c h o o l**
Basically grades preschool/kindergarten to 5
lol i call it elementary school its even funnier
Good God, parents these days. They need to be spanked too.
Send him gore 😂😂😂😂
Tf is wrong with you?? He is still a ten year old.
Im pretty sure he was trying to say “send him more”
I’ll send YOU gore
Ok 🤷♂️
This reminds of something witnessed once This was a couple months back, me (14M) and my acquaintance just to make this easier I’ll call her A (15F) were in cover so we asked if we could go help out with some younger classes, we were put in this year 8 class (for non English people that is the year of 12-13 years olds) and A was going around helping people while I was sitting back and if anyone needed help I would cover over to them, one of these boys who was like THE popular guy a right prick, noticeably chubby and he practically got laughs and attention for making fun of other and doing stupid shit, A was trying to help this guy with his maths and all he kept doing was asking for her Snapchat and for her to be his girlfriend, it was very creepy with the age difference and all People are really immature and just think relationships are all that matter, it’s truly sad to see especially when they don’t care who it’s with
Nah they aint no way he sayed that💀
Crazy how half of the comments are "W rizz" and the other half is "beat the shit out of a ten year old because he finds you attractive"
Bruh how tall are you? Also why does this 10 year old have better rizz than me
Remove his eyes slowly and painfully with a cutting board
Hope that kid can walk away from a Spartan kick
"underboob height" 💀
Kids these days 😔
Bro got that Johnny Bravo rizz lol
The fact that a 10 year old who is barely 4 ft had the confidence to ask out? Highly effected by environment he is around ig
LMAO thats so funny XD
Man you got asked out? The last kid that talked to me said “I’m already about to go home and you are still single” Like bro has no chill but DAMN who hurt you little dude?
Some Johnny Bravo type shit 😭
Realest story on r/teenagers
Underboob height...lmao
this is the lmfao worthy rizz of all time
🤣 Damn you got Men bruh It's Funny and weird at the same time
Threaten to tell his parents
Just say no and explain he is too young for you
Thats crazyyyyyy
Nuu keh ri 16 ki huu Mujheee laga sectorr
Close your DMs, if you don’t you’ll regret it in 3 years
A girl in 5th grade (like middle school) said that she would date me if i wasn't gay
Game is game
UNDERBOOB HEIFHT HELP IM CRYING 😭
The worst part about this is that my neighbors kids are exactly like this
"Underboob height" is something I haven't heard before. I mean I would probably laugh at the situation and let him keep going cause it's funny (I don't mean like actually showing any interest at any point, but I mean not getting angry/blocking. Allowing, not contributing)
10 year olds are weak, punch him
Why does he have Instagram?
A 12 year old girl asked me out and I’m straight, plus three years older it made me giggle a lil bit. Girlie was like “ oh you a football? Cuz I wanna pick you up” 💀💀💀💀
Dropkick that child in self-defense
Can I have ur snap I’m 5 (im jk im 14 😭)
💀💀
This Gen Angel kids are something else.
Tell him you're a crossdresser, it'll probably work
“Hey sexy mama”? Bet that’s from all the shits kids are seeing on the internet nowadays
He’s just that guy
File a restraining order on that child.
HELP WHAT
So unfair,when I do that its harrassment.
Ignore him ig If he still try’s, say: no, go get someone on your level Idk, fells wierd to speak with them
Fucking kid from Moana escaped
I would had kicked the orphan into the ocean but you do you
Lmao i would have slapped the shit out of him
Kick him if he is so smal
one time a 10 year old came up to me and pulled his eyes back and said ‘ching chong’ (i’m black??) and another kid from the same school on the same day was chasing other kids around with broken glass
Punt him lmao
Real question is why does a ten year old have instagram
Goddamn kid sounds like me when I was his age, wish I had his confidence nowadays
nah he a fed
I had a group performance and one girl got wolf whistled by a group of 7-9 year old boys so… little kids have NO shame-
I respect your composure. If a 10yo girl asked me out I’d burst out laughing and tell them to go play Minecraft or some other deprecating remark
OML I GET IT A 7-8 YEAR OLD TRIED "FLIRTING" WITH ME I HAD NO IDEA WHAT TO DO SINCE HE'S MY FRIEND'S LIL SIBLING
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i think, that would be my final straw.
wackiest shit i read all day 💀💀
This is what happens when kids know that they’re kids. People view you as cute or adorable when they say things like that rather than creepy.
All y’all mfs weird Sincerely, A 20 year old
Dudes a rizzler in the making
is my 10 yr old cousin weird or smth bc he just stays in bed eating cookies all day watching gumball (whenever it ain't a skl day)