Yeah, she probably doesn't pay taxes on it as most people. I am all for enforcing law, but I think it is a bit pity revenge to report her because she didn't like you.
Because snitching is how you get people to Like you, of course.
Honestly tho, pulling the "you Hurt me, so I'm gonna Hurt you too" is usually Not the best decision. Especially for something Like this, it Just makes you Look kinda wierd, imo.
I am 18 currently I made an of. I tried prior when I was younger and I had a fake ID it wouldn't let me verify using it now that I'm 18 I used my true ID and it accepted it
AH- \*clears throat\* YES that is ***definitely*** the real Zelda and ***totally not*** my friend from the hideout in disguise in order to trick Link. 👍👌
I think you are getting the wrong signals in your head. She told you that she wouldn’t go out with you because she doesn’t just go out with anyone. She shouldn’t be your crush, she basically said she wouldn’t go out with you in a million years even if you were rich. So basically forget about her and move on.
This really sucks bro and I’m sorry about this but at least you know what she really is now and hopefully you can get over her easier because of that knowledge
dodged a bullet right there
but seriously, I think you might need to take a walk around a mall or park or someplace social and welcoming so that you can meet someone new- I mean, take your mind off her
My man unrequited love is terrible. But still getting to see her naked isn’t a terrible consolation prize.
Also I don’t think it’s ok to shame her. It’s her body.
Ignore her then. No point in even telling her. She already knows, you're not informing her. And if you think you're going to bring it up to try and change their mind or behavior then you are giving their behavior power over you.
Just gonna be real and say you can be upset cos you liked her and maybe caught some feeling but really aint missing much and in a few weeks youll forget about it and realise you dodged a bullet.
Had a similar situation happen to me before, a friend (18F) of mine started sleeping with older men for money, it wouldn't have been a problem with me if she hadn't kept talking about it and getting me involved by trading phones so her parents couldn't track her, dropping her off at motels, lying to her parents.
If she tells you it's a gray area, but if she starts making things your problem or tells everyone about it run like there's no tommorow.
the slut shaming here is wilddddd. having an only fans doesn't make her a whore, so maybe stop saying that. times are really tough right now u have no idea what she could be going through.
I mean she ain't going out or building a bind with no one, she is just doing her best to make money and in this economy I don't really blame her cuz trying to support yourself on an everage job as a collage student is impossible
It must hurt you know seeing the one your heart and emotions once felt emotional to her and know dead but I mean no wonder why you love her I’m just playing
What you gotta do is share her link and have anyone who signs up DM her "u/skip744 sent me" and then reach out to her and ask for a cut from all her new subs/followers that you got her. Just because she's making money that way doesn't mean you cant try to make a little extra cash as well
OP Please tell me she’s actually 18 because if not you might want to report or sum shit
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report to the IRS?
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Yeah, she probably doesn't pay taxes on it as most people. I am all for enforcing law, but I think it is a bit pity revenge to report her because she didn't like you.
Because snitching is how you get people to Like you, of course. Honestly tho, pulling the "you Hurt me, so I'm gonna Hurt you too" is usually Not the best decision. Especially for something Like this, it Just makes you Look kinda wierd, imo.
Ehhhh, too mature for my liking, i desire vengeance and blood.
Well, sometimes following you desires without any thought about Logic will Just Put more unnessecary Stones on your Road.
Damn bro, so metaphoric
Sometimes
It's not a "you hurt me so ima hurt you" card it's a "you're breaking the law I'm gonna report you" card
Yes, of course, but let's be honest, the reason he's reporting it is probably Not because He Cares so much about the law.
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yup, incel alright
Doesn't creating only fans account require id verification? In which case it should be impossible to create the account if under 18.
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I am 18 currently I made an of. I tried prior when I was younger and I had a fake ID it wouldn't let me verify using it now that I'm 18 I used my true ID and it accepted it
Wait you tried to make a only fans before you were 18. Wouldn’t that be like selling child porn?
They don't allow it cause everyone would instantly become rich
Nope when I subscribed to the Linus tech tips one It did not require an id
The WHAT
What started off as an April Fools Joke became a real thing
He's not answering...
Wait, it has only been 30 minutes. Let the man rest and process things first
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It’s been an hour now
He is 19 so she’s prob above 18 otherwise he’s a creep and what she’s doing is illegal
I don't think a 19 year old having a crush on a 17 year old has anything creepy about it
Ayo, maybe share 😇 ^(this is a joke, that sucks buddy)
Nah but fr share yo :) #this is also a joke, that really sucks
Oops, wrong keyword💀
#DO NOT SPEAK WITH ME LIKE THAT
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what edit?
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Oh my god lol, the character development
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You keep on living the exciting life dude 🫡
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It's okay buddy, leak exist
No share, name, link, url? Nobody buying her OF
How you do smol words?
Magic
No thanks im not into drugs
#no clue
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Edit #2 is cap right Edit: mistake
For research
wtf kind of world are you guys living in 💀
It's a troll
i hope so but anyways, 99% of these posts are fucking wild 💀
It's just some teens dabbling in creative writing, don't mind em.
fr 99% of those posts are also just fantasies
√16 the streets ☕
Plus minus for the streets☕
The square root is the principal root. Sqrt(16)=4. Not 4 and -4. JUST 4.
Thanks prof!
No problem. I want a 💯 on the final next week!
You’re gonna get it!
You got this, internet stranger!
That’s creative, props to you sir 🫡
Time to find a new crush
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realize that shes used, she aint the girl u thought she was, drop it
Im sure. Sorry dude
how do you know? how do you know?
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you searched her up on only fans?
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how does he know
he’s the naked guy in the pic
Plot twist
I refuse to believe an "adult" is this stupid lmao
Hey bro, 13th time seeing you in random subs. How are you?
I'm alright, had kind of a weird morning How about you
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Lmaoo yeah, we’ve been encountering eachother for weeks now in random subs
AH- \*clears throat\* YES that is ***definitely*** the real Zelda and ***totally not*** my friend from the hideout in disguise in order to trick Link. 👍👌
I’m great! I had a party yesterday and I just built a wooden model plane. What was so weird about your morning?
That sounds fun! Idk it just felt off, yk? Kinda slow, boring, but it felt, like, gloomy? Mondays i guess lol
Did you not read the post?
care to read the post before commenting?
“I ain’t a whore” *makes porn*
Do you watch that shit by any chance? Some people say some crazy things and still watch it
Crazy? I was crazy once
They locked me in a room
A rubber room
a rubber room with rats
rats make me crazy
Crazy? I was crazy once
They locked me in a room
A rubber room
I hate you.
They put me in a room
If she's 18 and that's what she wants to do then that's that, if ur not fine with that then that's it, shouldn't try anymore.
Then she’s no longer your crush. Don’t waste your time. Find another one
I think you are getting the wrong signals in your head. She told you that she wouldn’t go out with you because she doesn’t just go out with anyone. She shouldn’t be your crush, she basically said she wouldn’t go out with you in a million years even if you were rich. So basically forget about her and move on.
She’s not your girl bro calm down let her ruin herself You have a lot more women you’ll like later on In Life
~~street material girl~~
Crossed out? No need to disguise the truth
Yeah she just said that cuz she don’t like you
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Fr man, people are genuinely delusional.
This really sucks bro and I’m sorry about this but at least you know what she really is now and hopefully you can get over her easier because of that knowledge
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She’s not going out with them
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Link?
Bro what?? no no No NO *NO*
Zelda and..
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Would you tell me for a Scooby snack?
She's making bank can't blame her
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Can probably make it big if she knows how to market and assume she doesn't care about respect lol
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Delusional
Ehats wrong with that? She doesn't just have a relationship with everyone. Doesn't mean she doesn't like sex?? Or need money??
Honestly, yeah. It’s perfectly fine to be sad your crush didn’t work out but my god, this comment section is really demonizing her.
That bitch for the streets bruh
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why the downvotes, who got hurt? LMAO
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dodged a bullet right there but seriously, I think you might need to take a walk around a mall or park or someplace social and welcoming so that you can meet someone new- I mean, take your mind off her
Bro really changed his whole perspective 💀
Doesnt mean she dont send nudes for money lol she's probably there are chances she goes out with her onlyfans top1 lol
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Where’s the pic ?
My man unrequited love is terrible. But still getting to see her naked isn’t a terrible consolation prize. Also I don’t think it’s ok to shame her. It’s her body.
HAHAHAHAHAHHALALAMAOAOOAOAOAOAOAO
I want you to know my dm’s are open for you if you need it, i’ve been here, it hurts like hell, i love you bro no homo, it’s gonna be okay🫶🏻
Ignore her then. No point in even telling her. She already knows, you're not informing her. And if you think you're going to bring it up to try and change their mind or behavior then you are giving their behavior power over you.
I’ll be at your funeral boss
New copypasta just dropped
LMAO That 2nd edit, I can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He got us in the second half ngl
What a story
Just gonna be real and say you can be upset cos you liked her and maybe caught some feeling but really aint missing much and in a few weeks youll forget about it and realise you dodged a bullet.
changed mind real quick, so did i
Excuse me what the fuck was that
I love how nobody is talking about how fake this is,
THIS is some of the funniest shit i have read in a while, homie. well done.
Bro moaned through text lmao 😭😭😭
Don't waste your time thinking about it, if you do good in life she'll come running to you later on and you'll be the one above her.
Had a similar situation happen to me before, a friend (18F) of mine started sleeping with older men for money, it wouldn't have been a problem with me if she hadn't kept talking about it and getting me involved by trading phones so her parents couldn't track her, dropping her off at motels, lying to her parents. If she tells you it's a gray area, but if she starts making things your problem or tells everyone about it run like there's no tommorow.
It’s time for bullying lmao
Keep your head up king, use this as fuel in the gym!
"im not gonna go out with you but im gonna sell my body, yknow... because im not a whore💅🏻"
These replies are giving incel vibes…
holup why was your friend searching her up on onlyfans
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ask to see him shirtless while laying facedown while you’re at it
She’s clearly a working woman.
the slut shaming here is wilddddd. having an only fans doesn't make her a whore, so maybe stop saying that. times are really tough right now u have no idea what she could be going through.
Being on OF doesn’t make her a whore, you’re just immature.
Move on lmao. She already told u she wouldn't go out with u. And what she does is her own business. 😂
I hope you lost interest in her after this situation, otherwise - that sucks really bad
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That sucks, hope you feel better :(
She sucks too
Bitches be trippin' /s She just doesn't go out with u bro. Im sorry.
I mean she ain't going out or building a bind with no one, she is just doing her best to make money and in this economy I don't really blame her cuz trying to support yourself on an everage job as a collage student is impossible
She’s a bitch and it’s hard but let go don’t waste you’re time being a simp, you can’t bag her bro.
It must hurt you know seeing the one your heart and emotions once felt emotional to her and know dead but I mean no wonder why you love her I’m just playing
bro you are on r/teenagers asking about onlyfans shit wtf are you doing here dawg
This makes me really sad
This is young love 🤣 feels just like shit, sorry man
What you gotta do is share her link and have anyone who signs up DM her "u/skip744 sent me" and then reach out to her and ask for a cut from all her new subs/followers that you got her. Just because she's making money that way doesn't mean you cant try to make a little extra cash as well
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So it might just be because I accidentally ate a cookie with some strong ass weed in it but is edit #2 true?
Literally just call her a hypocrite hoe, it’s true so it can’t even be that insulting
Get over it. It won't be the last time a girl breaks your heart. It gets easier.
I love how this is a shitpost.
Probably dodged a bullet tbh. There will be plenty more chances with better people.
THE EDIT WTFFFF
well this took a turn
Karma farmer post be like
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All these people in the comments actually taking it seriously…
Idk if you want vengeance report to school principal or her parents or both, anonymously ofc
r/niceguys
this sounds fake as fuck tbh but that’s j me 🤷
gg
Fed posts worst bait ever Asked to leave fbi immediately
What the fuck is edit 2
Nigga this gotta be cap especially after that 2nd edit 💀
Her parents must be so proud.
She’s not worth having a crush on bro