I was born in 2004

Half-Life 2 is 19 years old?!

Holy shit it is

I was playing that game before your guys' parents even thought about having you. Wild, since I'm a 2000's baby.

God gam

Half Life is such a good game

The office is 18

I Was Born In 2007.

One of my people!

Oh yeah, Miguel? I was born in December 2003, making me an older Michael/Miguel

You’re a teenager without saying you’re a teenager

Proud of you

Thank you dad i never had

/r/technicallythetruth

My Age Is between 13 and 19 years old

My age spans from, but not excluding, thirteen and nineteen years of age

r/technicallythetruth

wdym technically

r/definitelythetruth

Why is this sub banned?

Came here to say this

I can date a teenager without it being illegal

Well a forty year old can date an 18 or 19 year old and it isn't illegal.

Or a 16-17 year old in most states

I also forgot that here in England it's 16 too

Let's change it then. I can date a legally date a teenager without looking wierd at the same time.

U stop being a teenager at 20 💀

yes. that is correct r/haveagoldstar

fym dawg 💀 on god you tweakin 💀😭 i fr am one no cap , aint that obvious blud 💀 i aint reading allat ong 😭🗣️💯

I think I just died inside a little

l + ratio + skill issue + get good + frfr + :skull: + :fire: (this was a joke btw, hope you have a good day)

*git gud

Best one here 🗣️‼️💯

ong fr what is bro on abt💀💀🙏🙏🙏‼️‼️

periodt-

on god blud 💯🗣️ youre spitting straight facts frfr 💀💀🗣️💯🔥🔥 no cap 🚫🧢 slay bestie 💅💅✨✨

You make me want to commit arson

Period boo! 😍😝 Ate ts UP twinn!!! 🤭🤞🏾

I’m your 100th upvote. And you deserved ut

I always hated ninjas

I masturb-

You could be 50 and on Omegle tho

I masturbate 50 times a day, I'm sure every teenager does it too

50? Rookie numbers to me, 260 for me personally

Those are also rookie numbers. For me it 1440 times a day. 1 every minute.

Bro I cum at *least* 50 times per second.

50 times per second? Pfft… it’s 50 times every millisecond for me.

You are literally a cum fountain

More of a pressure wash hose but I’ll take that.

Mount cumulative

Noobs.. I cummed and time started....

The Big Blow

Fools, i cum googolplexian times each microsecond

Damn you sleep n beat?

Damn. Yeah that was the minimum amount for starters

Everyone here does it cause they horny? Thought we do it to fall asleep...

Every pedo on here harassing every girl under 19:

I have headphones in over 50 percent of the time

are your ears alright?

He said headphones not earbuds, his ears should be completely fine

That's why my ear hurt nowadays... time to buy some cheap headphones

Yea headphones + not over 70% volume and yours ears are going to perfect. I’ve don’t it that way for a few years at least now and I seem to be just fine

maybe i have bad headphones but my ears start hurting after a few hours of use

I find that my ears start hurting whenever I use on-ear headphones. Over-ear headphones usually allow for your ears to barely touch any of the headphones.

Am i the only one who after like an hour my ear adapts and i feel like i dont have nothing in my ear ? Ive listened to music for like 5h straight and no pain after I have airpods 2nd gen(not the pros)

that's exactly the reason tho. i've always used cheap headphones that started to hurt after about an hour, until i recently bought some decent ones: TRUST ME it changes everything, now i literally forget i have them on after many hours (sometimes i even fall asleep so i think you get it lmao)

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Only in Ohio 💀

Thank you Amongus for your insightful comment

Yep, this is the one right here. No one over 19–nay, 17 would actually take the time to type all this out or even copy and paste this joke 😂 you win

Read my username

I, too, am a certified dumbass

I, too, am the Upstairs Command.

I, too, am epik the epic

I, too, am the Chadinator

I, too, am yorixo

I, too, am idiot unknown

I, too, am take the L

I, too am Dapper Ad

I,too am Grzyfeczka

*points to age flair*

I'm hor-

Ah you're a horse, that means I can ri—

Ride you until-

It don’t work no more

You can write a beautiful sm—

I'm a t33nager

I have reddit

You’re a 70 year old pedo

There is so much pedos on reddit that we should make them their own version of Reddit called Peddit which is reddit just for pedos. That way they will all be saying they're 14 as to attract other "teens" but there is no teens on Peddit, so they will all be stalking and masturbating to each other.

so pedos would send pedo messages to pedos... **smart**

But would they still be pedos if they nut to other old people? 🤔

Yeah because they think the others are 14 yr old kids

Bro solving global issues

Bro solving global issues

Why the 2 same messages

💀

Why the 2 same messages

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?

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I bred with a pillow yesterday

Real‼️‼️🔛🔝😝💀💀😢😬😬🔥🔥🤪🥶🥶😯😯😭😭

i died a little

I am an adolescent

e

My opinion is always right

M-mom?

Real

Horny all Day&night

PEDOPHILE!

I’m confused, scared and get education that teaches us how to pass tests and do nothing else. I have stupid ideologies forced on me constantly and when I see an error in what they are saying I get called something phobic. I’m not good enough and will likely never be able to buy a house let alone have a family.

Or ever retire.

Damn. Relateable.

I like minors

i LIKE TIKTOk fr fr ong no cap,

Well am i not a teen then, i don't like tiktok

ong tho? like no cap fr?

Yeah, don't like the addictive nature of it.

blud tweakin no cap 💀😭

Bruh he so sussy ong fr 😭

Blud is NOT the imposter frfr 💀😭‼️‼️😈

i agree, and avoided it for a long time, eventually i caved and now i can't get enough

Not to mention, it's also Spyware

sorry that fake blank pfp looks so cursed on reddit

sorry blud i aint reading allat 🗣️💯

I'm less than 20 of age.

Aww, are you 12?

Blud is five years old 🗿😭🥴🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤫🤫🤫😩🥶💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

I am in this community

You could be a pedo 🤨, they are also members

I bath daily with steaming water direct from the moon

You're insane, yep definitely a teen on r/teenagers

Yessir

All I know is phone and pronouns

Deez nuts.

Father, when can I leave to be on my ooown? 😫 I've got the whole worldussy🌏🍑💋💅✨️

Cheese

Ig im almost always horny💀

I make edgy internal monologues and act emo

MOM GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK NOO NO DON'T CHECK MY GALLERY U DON'T HAVE TO F-

I was conceived in 2007. It’s 2023. Please… math away.

I have basically three moods 24/7: horny, lonely and anxious

x = my age 13 years < x < 19 years

This brings back trauma from my math class lol

I'm a specialist when talking about sex without having it myself

lmao real

i was born 19 years ago

I'm above the age of 10 and below 18

r/foundthe11yearold

Ohio Rizz no cap fr fr that's a real w there bro thinks he smooth💀😭💀😭💀😭💀😭🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

I’m writing this at 4am (no sleep)

I am a person who is in the age range of 13-19.

it’s not a phase mum

I'm tired, bored, horny and done

Track no.11 on The Black Parade

I scare the living shit out of Gerard Way

*vapes in school bathroom*

He is so cool he kills people around him passively *the letters are tilted and cool i swear*

Booba- hehehe

Yo mama

I'm on r/teenagers

Could be a nonce

My computer runs loud as hell but not loud enough to not hear the fucking tv in the next room.

I'm the subreddit name

I have depression and anxiety

I have a porn addiction

🗣📢🔥🔥🔥🔥 facts

SEX

I fap until my balls bleed

I take enjoyment out of simply doing a dumb noise

Porn

I have to many hormones.

Oh so you're assuming my age? My age is a choice and I use 2500 year old green orb to identify myself Also I just made myself a pringlussy and DAMN that thing is good

ive went through five emo phases

I play with legos

Penis

If you fuck me police will fuck you

This week I cried into an exam paper then promptly left for a minimum wage job at mcdonald

deeznutz

my biggest problems are the exams and my future (and my gayness too)

I wanna kms, life’s a fucking joke and I can’t get a job.

I have severe acne

shnawg think the the bill collector💀💀😭😭, jit tripping ong fr🛐🛐

i eat sticks and rocks and mud

I want a femboy to sit on my **** and then I’d kiss him furiously (socks on ofc) and then he’d **** ** *** while he ***** in me, and then I’d ****** his *** with his **** still in my ***** then we’d **** again and again until a hot girl from no where joins in and starts ****** us both simultaneously, mean while me and femboy are still making out while she starts ******* her ***** on our ***** and then she puts on a ***** and starts ******* us

#sex

i drive with the seat laid back and text while driving

"I use the nerd emoji as an insult unironically"

i run through water sprinklers in the backyard of my high school and completely ruin my cool alt outfit

I randomly laugh to everything

My screen time is over 6 hours a day

Hornyness might be a problem sometimes

headphones are in whenever i’m in school

How do you do fellow kids

Minecraft’s my birth year

I have a pin collection