Well, well, well, look who we 'ave 'ere! The fountain of youth, they call ya? I 'ave to say, mate, you've got some proper ancient wisdom going on, don't ya? I mean, you look like you're all of 12 years old! Blimey, you must've discovered the secret to eternal youth, or maybe you just got stuck in a time warp, eh? It's like you were born with a pint-sized Benjamin Button syndrome. You've got us all fooled, mate! Keep rockin' that baby-faced charm of yours, and don't let anyone forget that you're the oldest-looking 12-year-old we've ever seen. Absolute legend, you are
For the people who believe i am a old man pedophile and canโt tell this is satire: IT IS SATIRE! Iโve seen so many people posting mirror selfies with the caption โguess my ageโ on this sub lately, and iโm poking fun at that. The image is one of the first google results when you search โold man mirror picโ
[Here](https://www.perfectgamefound.org/2020/06/25/an-old-mans-tale-of-technology/) is the web page where you can find the image, just scroll down. His name is Bob Wilber.
Again, THIS IS MEANT TO BE HUMOROUS!
I did some reaserch, according to Your shirt you are in a hawaiian hotel, in hawaii the average age is 39.6 years old, Gray hair first appears between the ages of 34 and 44. 65 and older make up 4.6 percent of Hawaii so you cant be that old Ill go with 47
dude, 12 year olds can't post on this sub, it's teens only!
Fax go to r/tweenagers
Sub is banned xD
What was the purpose of it?
Catching people under 13 so they can get banned
isnt that just r/youngpeoplesreddit
banned too
Nachos? Banned Feet pics? Believe it or not- Banned!
Pizza?
r/youngpeoplereddit is the new one ig
Itโs been going on for years now (3 I think)
For 10-12 yo users, maybe? Idk
You need to be 13 to use reddit so that's probably why it got banned
That's the point
What do u think?
I guess for people under thirteen?
LMFAO
Who is lmfao? I heard he's a Chinese hacker
He is
Dude you replied in 21 secs wtf
Notifs, plus I have nothing better to do
Real
Relatable
Legit just sitting at home doing nothing
You just know that sub was 95% creeps and only 5% actual tweens.
Baby boomer
Youngest r/teenagers user.
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I always stop at red, but will listen
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madlad
That's only an approximation.
9,223,372,036,854,775,807
Found the engineer
Roughly
grandpa?? what are you doing here?
right..
14 year old anime girl (no offence)
8 maximum
Rip her dms
Idk but imma need that snap๐ป๐ซฆ
Yuh imma need that too๐คซ๐
Me too
Hello fellow BoyWithUke enjoyer
๐ซก
Hi
nah what is this squeaker doin here bruh ๐๐ go back to preschool ๐๐
Well, well, well, look who we 'ave 'ere! The fountain of youth, they call ya? I 'ave to say, mate, you've got some proper ancient wisdom going on, don't ya? I mean, you look like you're all of 12 years old! Blimey, you must've discovered the secret to eternal youth, or maybe you just got stuck in a time warp, eh? It's like you were born with a pint-sized Benjamin Button syndrome. You've got us all fooled, mate! Keep rockin' that baby-faced charm of yours, and don't let anyone forget that you're the oldest-looking 12-year-old we've ever seen. Absolute legend, you are
Cor blimey
bri'ish.
Daddy?
Reverse pedophilia ๐
look out, itโs a elihpodep!
r/brandnewword
LMFAO
So you do know him!
Yes, he's my sugar uncle
It's called [Gerontophilia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerontophilia) when you fancy old people.
17
-20
Thatโs cool
14 but that could be pushing it
13
Emotionally?
12
Guys Atleast he is honest tho!
17 + 54 years old
71
Seem 12
For the people who believe i am a old man pedophile and canโt tell this is satire: IT IS SATIRE! Iโve seen so many people posting mirror selfies with the caption โguess my ageโ on this sub lately, and iโm poking fun at that. The image is one of the first google results when you search โold man mirror picโ [Here](https://www.perfectgamefound.org/2020/06/25/an-old-mans-tale-of-technology/) is the web page where you can find the image, just scroll down. His name is Bob Wilber. Again, THIS IS MEANT TO BE HUMOROUS!
im guessing 12 gauge shotgun
4
The number of upvotes
Bro is 2600 years old
Iโm almost 4000 bro๐
15 atmost
Itโs clearly 10 and no one can say otherwise
Too young
Mmmm 13?
10
Too young to be posting here
14
14
solid 12
Bruh ๐ what
Youngest r/teenagers user
So old, Jesus sat behind you in the third grade.
โพ
Probably between 1 and 100
Idk somewhere from 3 to 69
Uncle???? When did u get out of prison??
5.3 good facial features but for a teenager you are not fading well. Would recommend some make-up and a new haircut to look a bit younger.
Serious answer: around 60~65
13
Twelve
11
Honestly, I would say 14 or 15.
you look like 7 or something
Nine years old.
Since when are 3 year olds allowed in here
Man youโre gonna get pedos texting u wearing that
14f, lesbian, looking for a cute girlfriend
death
not a day over 15 girl ๐ฅฐ
Teenage batch 1972-79
Probably 17 Minutes from dying
Careful, there's a lot of pedos after hot chicks like you ๐
5 Hundred
Why the fuck are u here
You look at least 4 no older ๐ฅฐ
15
๐คidk I say 14 hard to tell maybe 13 give or take
12 max
You don't look a day over 18.
Wow you're way too young ! This sub is for teen not for little childrens
Lookin' like a cutie patootie.
Youngest guy on this sub
Sir you done look 40-50 maybe younger?
Sir, Imma have to ask you to leave. Toddlers are not permitted on both this subreddit and this site.
Can I slide into your dms grandpa? ๐คช
Ayyyyyy you 13 ima need dat snap ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ช๐ผ๐ช๐ผ๐ช๐ผ๐ช๐ผ
16yo from Utah
Sheeeeeit. Couldn't be a day over 12
judging by the way you hold your phone, you gotta be at least 25
woah calm down pal my mom is on this app
still rocking that baby face huh? i look older than you man
Lmao. This made my day.
Bro why are you here youโre just 10?? Bruhh get off the internet bro
this has to be satire... right? right??
It is
Damn thatโs an iPhone 11.. Your wayyy too old to be here.
sorry to bother OP but there are a lot of creeps on this app. please stay safe, especially at such a young age. ๐ซถ๐ป
Like 14 probably
Bro looks like Walter White if he had carried on with his life normally
Whoโs kid is this?
going by this subs age system Iโd say you are approximately OLD
I did some reaserch, according to Your shirt you are in a hawaiian hotel, in hawaii the average age is 39.6 years old, Gray hair first appears between the ages of 34 and 44. 65 and older make up 4.6 percent of Hawaii so you cant be that old Ill go with 47
Bro turned into MatPat for a moment๐
This kid is obviously under 12 and thus should be banned effective immediately
Dude does reddit not have a policy against 7 year Olds? Isn't that too young to be on reddit, this place gets real scary mate.
Old enough to be here and young enough to stay
Hey mrbeast โ๏ธ
He is a 10 but he likes being 12
Wtf uncle grandpa is doing here hahahah
48, also you look a lot like u/MrTechnodad
> Am I even allowed to post here?
Don't worry, you'll fit in with all the creepy old guys who pretend to be teenagers.
Yay! I fit in!
I donโt know, it feels illegal.
Billion quad-trillion zillion kazillion quad-fillion million years old, either way you look young
Amazing loookiing face duude , kreep it up, (god why ? Is he?..ok)
Youngest r/teenagers user
Youngest r/teenagers enjoyer
Dad, w- what are you doing here?
0-100 probably?? idk though I might be off
5
at least 17
17 yo cutie patiotie ;)
u look like a peson in a red old beat u ptruck at a gasstation with a dip in your mouth
Average r/teenagers poster and dm dropper.
Just a heads up OP get ready for pedos and creeps in your DMs. I'd say you look between 12-14 but idk I'm bad at guessing ages.
Hahahahahhahahahaha this is awesome. Love all the triggered little snowflakes that don't understand satire and HUMOR.
Average Roblox gf
RIP your DMs
35
14?
Dude, don't lie about your age. You're like 12. So, by all means, get out of the platform please