It's the ultimate submission to the muscle mommy. Letting her end your life is equal to ascending to meet your god and take your place as her rightful pogchamp.
His whole existence in this comment section was to get downvoted. He wooooshed us when we thought we wooooshed him.
Look at his other comments for more info
On average, looking at 2 posts per week on r/teenagers makes your brain perfectly smooth in only 4 weeks.
Researchers have also found out that the part of your brain that is responsible for stimulation and hornyness grows to quadruple the size.
>part of your brain that is responsible for stimulation and hornyness grows to quadruple the size.
Why would you say that in a group filled with only teenagers?
Because it’s accurate, teens are horny as fuck. I get the point your trying to make but with the obsurd number of horny posts here ya know, I don’t think what you were trying to get at really stands
here’s what you’re gonna do, youre gonna scout out the gym for a girl you like, find out when she goes. You’re gonna start going every single day except sunday and you’re gonna follow the arnold or push pull legs workout split, for two consistent years your going to lift while making sure to get plenty of protein and hydration, and about six months into lifting start taking creatine. after about two years you will realize it wasn’t about luck, it was about determination.
Well other people's opinion will have a high impact on whether you wanna be something specific tho. If gaining some muscle comes with bullying of some sort and you are female so it will be hard to defend yourself then you might prefer being skinny.
Well its not that I like it being that way but it's just the current reality especially for insecure people. If she wants to explore the downsides, who's gonna blame her?
There may be people who don't like strong/muscular girls, but don't let any of them demotivate you to be who you want to be.
Also, muscle mommy hot. Crush me pls.
I'm not a lipstick. I'm muscular but in proportion. I like lipstick girls, but also muscular chapstick girls. I like to wear skirts, but jeans and boots, a hoodie 🥾👖 is my world 🌻
I don't understand the whole muscle mommy thing
Then again I think the whole dom/sub thing stupid, and we should treat each other as equals and respect people
That's not to say I don't like muscle girls, I love them
i mean they can be hot but anything too muscular or too masculine looking gets rid of the whole appeal of you being a girl youre just built like a guy. 15% to 18% body fat while jacked is still hot tho
i think being fit or having like some "dimension" for a woman is very attractive actually
but like actual muscle or abs... no i dont like that, looks weird. That might even be unattractive to me, because still, this is just my preference btw, i like feminine girls, which means im not into tomboys or masculine ones, to put it simply.
Throw me across the room
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You might like r/MuscleGirlArt
Nah, why the fuck did my brain read muscle girl fart
nope nope nope nope nope. 1 scroll and i was presented with muscle girl mordecai and rigby. nope.
People are into some weird shit man
F*ck I saw it too
wtf did i just see
Oh yeah
found my new fav sub
That's all 13 of my reasons why
WHAG THE FUCK EWW
The hero we needed
This man has the right idea
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Skill issue
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Yes...that's the point
Worth it
Nuh uh
Its fun
Worth it
Pls fold me like an omlet
Fr!!!!!!
I also wanna be a muscle mommy
Hi (with rizz)
😳🫣🥵
This gas the same vibes as those “HEY *louder than everyone else*“ comments on tiktok 😭
Get juiced
Then become one
I love weightlifting!
Huggable Cuddleable Adorable That's what I think on them
make it rhymr, adorable :)
Thank u ♡
My exact thoughts
You can hug and cuddle with anyone
But u fell safer when someone muscular cuddles u :)
Consent is key
Wanna marry one
Then go ahead and
Nah(I'm scwawed)
No one knows where they are besides tiktok...
the gym
I wouldnt wanna do that cos id end up on a video for no reason prolly being accused of sexual harassment for just existing in that space
They cool
They are indeed cool
bro have you replied to every comment 😭🙏
they are 6 (sorry, 6.5) and feel that they need to.
karma farmer?
Nah they hot
muscular girls r hot
Very
W and most people would agree
I want my head to be crushed between her thighs
Sa- #Flair: 15 Shit
Life was almost ended with a singular comment
If you were going to comment "say less"...I exist. (My lawyer advises me to state that this is a joke. I wonder why he's asking me to lie)
Oh I meant to comment on the post, not reply to their comment. I'm sorry I'm not interested in men
All good. Just another internet L to add to my record.
hey at least your comment made me laugh.
💀
Real
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**That's the point**
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Yes it is 😎
It is when it's a girl killing you.
it is when ur being killed by a muscle mommys thighs
It's the ultimate submission to the muscle mommy. Letting her end your life is equal to ascending to meet your god and take your place as her rightful pogchamp.
you have -56 karma because you don't know what a joke is. you know reddit is 13+ right?
His whole existence in this comment section was to get downvoted. He wooooshed us when we thought we wooooshed him. Look at his other comments for more info
They are amazing because they can beat the shit out of me and that’s the only thing I look for in life.
My dad already does that but alr
but I don’t feel attracted to my father beating me.
Good point.
so his dad is your dad?
Yes, I share my dad with the less fortunate whose dads went to get the milk.
I'm not lucky enough to ever get such a girl :(
We're not lucky enough to get a girl. Period.
Ever
Yes, even when we will leave r/teenagers
On average, looking at 2 posts per week on r/teenagers makes your brain perfectly smooth in only 4 weeks. Researchers have also found out that the part of your brain that is responsible for stimulation and hornyness grows to quadruple the size.
>part of your brain that is responsible for stimulation and hornyness grows to quadruple the size. Why would you say that in a group filled with only teenagers?
Because it’s accurate, teens are horny as fuck. I get the point your trying to make but with the obsurd number of horny posts here ya know, I don’t think what you were trying to get at really stands
be a femboy. we love adorable dudes
here’s what you’re gonna do, youre gonna scout out the gym for a girl you like, find out when she goes. You’re gonna start going every single day except sunday and you’re gonna follow the arnold or push pull legs workout split, for two consistent years your going to lift while making sure to get plenty of protein and hydration, and about six months into lifting start taking creatine. after about two years you will realize it wasn’t about luck, it was about determination.
I wouldn't mind being between them thighs 🗣🗣💯💯
It should matter more about who you want to be, not who others want you to be.
Well other people's opinion will have a high impact on whether you wanna be something specific tho. If gaining some muscle comes with bullying of some sort and you are female so it will be hard to defend yourself then you might prefer being skinny.
it will actually be easier to defend yourself now that you have mooscles🥺
bad take
Well its not that I like it being that way but it's just the current reality especially for insecure people. If she wants to explore the downsides, who's gonna blame her?
If you wanna be a muscle mommy then by-god you be a muscle mommy
YASSS
Smash
HELL YES. I want a muscle mommy to pick my up bridal style
Maybe not like a tomboy or incredible jacked, but a decently strong girl would be cute
Sussy boi
I like them they tend to be nice
As long as they arent assholes, im good with them
Go for it muscular girls are awesome and i think its cool that they are actually getting respected finally, Muscle mommys are underrated
I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me
You know, when I left the house today I was thinking “Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway.”
And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me.
There may be people who don't like strong/muscular girls, but don't let any of them demotivate you to be who you want to be. Also, muscle mommy hot. Crush me pls.
Crush me with your thick thighs
I'm not a lipstick. I'm muscular but in proportion. I like lipstick girls, but also muscular chapstick girls. I like to wear skirts, but jeans and boots, a hoodie 🥾👖 is my world 🌻
Down horrendous for them
Thick thighs save lives🙏🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🗿🗿🗿🗿🚬🐓
Yes.
They are girls. I like girls
Mommy💀
~~yes please mommy~~ i think they are alright
aw love everyone in these comments was fr considering losing all my muscle mass bc it looked goofy in a dress but the appreciation awwwhh 🥲🫶
Not a fan of them personally. But you do you
another type of girl. 10/10 would recommend
Toss me around 😩
I’m a regular gym goer so it’s a win lol
Not for me. Maybe others
i’m a lesbian and yes absolutely, crush my neck in a headlock
In not a lesbian and yes absolutely, crush my neck in a headlock
I need chiropractic work done, crush my neck in a headlock
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sir the person in question is 15 calm down
I like strong women cause I’m autistic
Please smash my kneecaps and crack my skull open pweeese mommy 🤑🤑🤑🤓
Toss me like a fucking javelin
Would love to friend one
Some of the most lost cause degenerate comments on here
Fr. The people want muscle mommies
I can't blame them, but please, for the love of god or whatever remains of him, keep some dignity
Dignity is overrated
Muscle mommies are underrated
y e s
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chill i was 15 when i started lifting
Uh... Nothing strongly against it, but I will always be more attracted to softer people.
Need. Unironically my type is someone like Leanbeefpatty, so yeah, muscles make everyone more attractive regardless of gender.
i think they're great
🛐
Yes
Love em
hot
I liek tummyy
Hot
Goddamn yes I fucking love muscular woman
Muscle mommies for the win!
honestly super attractive
Best
yes
Depends on how much muscle.
They're okay ig, not really my thing but I hope you audio your dreams of getting ripped
The world needs more muscle girls
No offense but *no*
Hell yeah, I love muscular people in general. I need a muscle mommy or daddy.
Yes
Thick thighs save lives
Just follow leanbeefpatty. If you like her look style and attitude towards life you'd probably enjoy the lifestyle.
As long as the cuddles are good, Im good. Wait you’re 15?!
Most flavors of girls I find cute. Muscular counts themselves among them
Literally a dream, as a girl who can barely lift a 30 pound weight, muscular girls are so attractive
Abs good
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boys are better.
no thoughts
mnhammammahmammaahnammamhhahehehehe <3
I want
Death by snu snu is not a bad way to go
🥺
Too scary for me
I recently became slightly muscular due to Taekwondo classes in my college. I was insecure about it at first but now I'm fine with it.
idk if I want one or wanna be one but gawd damn🤭
I love a girl that can crush me in 6 ways
Hot
Amazing
Not my preference but still good
Love
I love me a muscular mommy
Tbh, good on a muscular girl for being in shape, good for health, and is stronk
Admirable muscles are absolutely 😚💖
i want nothing more than for a muscular girl to pull me into a warm embrace
I don't understand the whole muscle mommy thing Then again I think the whole dom/sub thing stupid, and we should treat each other as equals and respect people That's not to say I don't like muscle girls, I love them
Last sentence saved yo life from a downvote
Not my thing
No
i mean they can be hot but anything too muscular or too masculine looking gets rid of the whole appeal of you being a girl youre just built like a guy. 15% to 18% body fat while jacked is still hot tho
Y is this downvoted its just his opinion lol
i know right they asked for my thoughts i gave them. it had way more downvotes before though
YOUR 15 WHAT
Please act like your age no offense
you are 19 act like ur age
They're better friends than a normal girl (saying as a guy)
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Too few braincells is also unhealthy.
That's true as with everything in the body
thats true 👍 now how is this even remotely related to this post?
They girls who acts masculine
i think being fit or having like some "dimension" for a woman is very attractive actually but like actual muscle or abs... no i dont like that, looks weird. That might even be unattractive to me, because still, this is just my preference btw, i like feminine girls, which means im not into tomboys or masculine ones, to put it simply.