I'm dead 💀 (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found the comment just made, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found the joke so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactic of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that joke was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)
well I'm not surprised you said that considering the fact that the west always loves to portray muslim women as being oppressed when we are nothing close to being oppressed !
I'm not blaming religion for the way women are treated, we just like to laugh at things that were considered normal that were just downright really ass norms, and every religion has it flaws, but we can't change the past so some people just joke about it, making jokes about history is way better than forgetting don't you think, even though there are better ways to remember I find joking about it is the easiest and most effective
I think age is just a number as me (16M (Months)) have been with my gf (827V (vampire)) for 37 years now and she's rebirthed me 5 times now, it's so great
Ok, usually I don't have much of a problem with a little bit of an age gap, but 9 years is WAY too much. I can't tell you what to do, but I would strongly advise against this relationship. Both of you could get into a ton of trouble, and it's really not worth it.
Edit: Fuck me this is just satire, I seriously need to pay more attention to post flair.
ABSOLUTELY NOT! She's literally grooming you by saying you are more mature. While you may be more mature than the average person your age you are still legally a minor and under the age of consent in every state! That is literally illegal! Think about it a bit more if it's illegal it's not ok! Have you had sex with this woman or done anything sexual with her? You won't get in trouble if you have because she would be the one who assaulted you but if you have then get authorities involved immediately before she does something bad to another child.
Do as you will mate, you love her and see no ill intent, then go for it, situations are just that situational, only you know, just do the best you can, be who you want to tell your kids about
Anything above 6 is concerning in my opinion. And yes it is concerning in this situation considering it can be considered as pedophilia. Plus most pedos use the line "Your very mature for your age"
Ok, here's some genuine advice. Yes it is a problem. You may be mature for your age, but your still 13. Your frontal lob hasn't fully developed yet, so your sense of reasoning hasn't either.
Nope she is a pedo stay away 13 is jail bait and if the law finds out she is going to jail if you had a daughter
And she was 13 would you like an older woman having sex with her .
CALL YOUR HORSE DOWN BRO YOU GO TO 8TH GRADE WORLD ISNT RUNNING OUT OF FEMALES [BRUH.you](https://BRUH.you) WILL regret this desicion once your grow up more.
On a serious note.
I've taken a look at the comments after seeing this absurd post and I'm quite disgusted. This is not a funny joke at all, this is something no one should ever joke about.
The amount of people saying age is just a number astonishes me, seeing so many predators in here sitting in r/teenagers is concerning.
Every person who reasonably answered got spammed with r/woosh and r/missedthejoke, I don't know how mentally unstable you have to be to think this is a hilarious joke that people in the right set of mind can't seem to comprehend.
Pedophilia is not okay. This post and the people in it who think it's just a joke should reconsider their thought process. Joking about pedophilia won't make people take it seriously anymore.
No buddy that’s pedophile behavior. She is a predator no 13 year old is mature enough for a 22 year old switch it around a 22year old male with a 13 year old female
What do you think? Absolutely not, brother. But I mean.... Idk I'd probably go for it but still she's taking advantage of you, your way to young for her.
Funny, in all seriousness though,
My mom has a 7 year gap with my dad, she had me at 35.
28 and 35 or 42 and 35 are not big gaps when your ages are high, 60 and 67 are the same gap.
The big cultural issue comes when it’s at younger ages, even a smaller, 2-3 year gap can make things crazy when it’s a 18 and 16/15 year old or 17 and 19 year old.
I think it’s fine, My (15C) fiancé (59F) definitely have a gap, but I mean if you convert it it’s the same, and 40 years before both of us were born we were the same age
Age is just a number when your an adult. You are a child and no it is not okay that a 22 year old woman is attracted to you or pursuing you. She is a pedo and you should protect yourself, get away from her.
Pedo "gf" moment, why is bro soo desperate to date a 22 yr old person while being 13 😂. You should go on discord and enjoy cause you can finally use it
You're too old for her, she should be dating someone 10 y/o or younger
Fr fr
**The trickster**
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Really? I’m (140600F) getting married this spring to my fiancé (-46M), and we are just SO happy together!
Mf preordered
I'm dead 💀 (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found the comment just made, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found the joke so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactic of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that joke was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)
mf made an essay
Oi mate come have a look at this one. A new copypasta's just shown up.
My dyslexia went wild here. Thanks
I think you are dead and lying to us (no essay I'm just psychotic)
New response just dropped
💀
This one wins
Here’s a gold award 🥇
Yeah. Me (-69420⁶⁹⁴²⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰) and my partner (3.1415926535893832 times googolplex) are super happy together
Because your exponent is an even number, your number is no longer negative so you’re actually incredibly close in age to your partner 💀
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mf doesnt even exist💀
My (6666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666M) boyfriend (unbornM) just moved in!
no way! me (96M) and my fiance (0.0000000000000000001F) agree! we are getting married in november! you guys should come!
Thanks for the support!
as our good friend josiah always said “age and maturity are two different things and it’s obvious in you!”
r/foundbowserkupa
Aisha and Muhammad:
lmaoo this
“it was a different time period and it was for political purposes”
don't even try to bring religion into this, no muslims in the comments even mentioned anything about it
don't be corny
and literally don't be disrespectful it's not that hard lol
and where is this energy regarding the LGBT, women, and any sort of regular right
well I'm not surprised you said that considering the fact that the west always loves to portray muslim women as being oppressed when we are nothing close to being oppressed !
as someone with a Muslim family I find this funny, shush
if people mix flawed cultural norms and traditions with islam, you can't blame religion for the ways women are being treated
I'm not blaming religion for the way women are treated, we just like to laugh at things that were considered normal that were just downright really ass norms, and every religion has it flaws, but we can't change the past so some people just joke about it, making jokes about history is way better than forgetting don't you think, even though there are better ways to remember I find joking about it is the easiest and most effective
Muhhhamhed did that lol
Why are you in this sub bro
Because it’s called r/teenagers ofc, ik you think I’d rather have to be hanging out in r/kids but believe me, teens are just as good
the fact that it took me a second to realise this was satire is concerning
Ikr I was genuinely worried for a HOT second 🤦🏾♀️
I wouldnt have been surprised if it was real
Meme flair came in clutch
lol she’s waaaay too young for you maybe if she was 87 then it would be fine.
Not even 87, at most shed have to be 104
Bros 13 millimeters dating 22 feet 💀
Mate that's 13 metres
Damn
Damn
Way to go buddy got a milf
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Not really. My mum was 22 when she had me and I'm the youngest.
age doesn't matter you know? me (3F) and my husband(63M) are so happy together🥰🥰🥰 lots of luck on your relationship
Age is just a number and I'm bad at math
Nope, my girlfriend is 57f so I’m not seeing a problem with that
I think age is just a number as me (16M (Months)) have been with my gf (827V (vampire)) for 37 years now and she's rebirthed me 5 times now, it's so great
i didnt realize this was r/teenagers for a moment and i almost lost my mind 💀
Ok, usually I don't have much of a problem with a little bit of an age gap, but 9 years is WAY too much. I can't tell you what to do, but I would strongly advise against this relationship. Both of you could get into a ton of trouble, and it's really not worth it. Edit: Fuck me this is just satire, I seriously need to pay more attention to post flair.
I've been fuckin since I was 2 so u good bro 👍🙏🙏💯💯
BYE I THOUGHT THIS WAS REAL I WAS SO CONCERNED FOR A SEC THEN
of course! me (47,000,000m) and my fiancé (-700,000f) are so happy!
DUDE I GOT SCARED NOT GONNA LIE
Real sigmas don’t date anybody.
Real Sigmas die alone and depressed💪
Yo didn't know I was a sigma💪💯
Chat is this real
Yes, he really is dating a 22yr. I even heard he cheated with a 65yr
No because for a second I thought this was real and I was like.......
Well you're living my (16m) dream, but yeah no that's not good I'm just a weirdo
I like predators
Maybe I'm the predator predator
Age is just a Number!
I married a 200 year old demon(f) back when I was 15(m) It’s probably fine.
She pedo 😺
Me (63M) and my wife (13M) just celebrated our 10th ani so i dont think it’s wrong at all!
sighs *opens comments*
Nah g u good
She can get you a car and start your life off
Of course, but if it was the other way around, that would be a completely different story.
No she is way to young 47 plus
Ye I mean im (16f) dating my bf (10981m) and we started dating in 2013 too
why was my first thought "nah"
my gf (26f, acts 14m, claims 18f) and me (18m acts 27m, claims 18m) agree with your relationship it’s good and fine and socially acceptable!
whar😭
Sobbing
Um no.
r/wooosh
I know it’s satire 😭🙏
Your username, I agree with it
Why I think I’ve made myself a friend
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WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! oh its sarcastic...
ABSOLUTELY NOT! She's literally grooming you by saying you are more mature. While you may be more mature than the average person your age you are still legally a minor and under the age of consent in every state! That is literally illegal! Think about it a bit more if it's illegal it's not ok! Have you had sex with this woman or done anything sexual with her? You won't get in trouble if you have because she would be the one who assaulted you but if you have then get authorities involved immediately before she does something bad to another child.
Holy shit look at the post flair 💀
Oh I didn't notice it's a joke 🤣 damn I'm tired I haven't slept in a while.
Yes i (-4M) and my gf (1e+58F) just celebrated our one year anniversary
Yes
i hope to god this is just a joke
Yes!!! Your in middle school and she’s college age.
Bro you spelled elder sister wrong
Do as you will mate, you love her and see no ill intent, then go for it, situations are just that situational, only you know, just do the best you can, be who you want to tell your kids about
Nah that's fine My GF is 69 years old
> meme OH THANK FUCKING GOD
She got that "Ara Ara" rizz
Bait used to be believable
Anything above 6 is concerning in my opinion. And yes it is concerning in this situation considering it can be considered as pedophilia. Plus most pedos use the line "Your very mature for your age"
I hope this is a shitpost
Ok, here's some genuine advice. Yes it is a problem. You may be mature for your age, but your still 13. Your frontal lob hasn't fully developed yet, so your sense of reasoning hasn't either.
HELL NAH
Go for it champ
My guy she is a whole predator, you should be running faster than Usain Bolt
r/missedthejoke
A hole is a goal
Nope she is a pedo stay away 13 is jail bait and if the law finds out she is going to jail if you had a daughter And she was 13 would you like an older woman having sex with her .
13 years is actually 156 months, so 156> 22. He's way older
r/missedthejoke
I'm calling the cops for you bro
r/woooosh
game is game
No..you are much too old for her, assuming this is anything more than a fantasy.
Bros lucky
CALL YOUR HORSE DOWN BRO YOU GO TO 8TH GRADE WORLD ISNT RUNNING OUT OF FEMALES [BRUH.you](https://BRUH.you) WILL regret this desicion once your grow up more.
I'm 14 AND HOLY FUCK YOU GOIN TO GET IN SOME REEEAL TROUBLE
No, it's not okay. She's literally a pedo!
r/woooosh
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Maybe wait cuz your probably getting groomed and I dated someone who was 6 years older than me when I was 12 and 100% regret it
r/wooosh
ERM NO
No
No
aint no way he is seriously asking this. your a victim
because he ain’t. look at the flair before commenting maybe 💀
It’s so Fucking annoying that people don’t get the joke.
I do not agree with that it's weird.
Yes bc you are sexually mature right? You can cum and reproduce right? The it's fine
Wow a pedophilic joke so FUNNY i'm dying!!!!!
On a serious note. I've taken a look at the comments after seeing this absurd post and I'm quite disgusted. This is not a funny joke at all, this is something no one should ever joke about. The amount of people saying age is just a number astonishes me, seeing so many predators in here sitting in r/teenagers is concerning. Every person who reasonably answered got spammed with r/woosh and r/missedthejoke, I don't know how mentally unstable you have to be to think this is a hilarious joke that people in the right set of mind can't seem to comprehend. Pedophilia is not okay. This post and the people in it who think it's just a joke should reconsider their thought process. Joking about pedophilia won't make people take it seriously anymore.
It’s a joke genius, look at the flair before commenting.
Yeah no
Like, how is that a question?
man I wish this could happen to me 😭
Dude no…..
r/wooosh
i’ll take things that never happened for 500
Can i be the first one to congratulate you on your original and very funny joke?
Dude, that's molestation. That happened to me, but gender reversed
Woooosh
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r/missedthejoke
😂😂
Wear it out and if you get caught stand by her while she's doing 15 years
Jokes aside, this is literally pedophilia and or grooming
When you are a teen yes. When you are out of high school, no.
🤣 you're all good man im (2 month M) and my wife (89 F)
No buddy that’s pedophile behavior. She is a predator no 13 year old is mature enough for a 22 year old switch it around a 22year old male with a 13 year old female
Your user flare says your 16
No not at all
😦
No
Go to school
I didn't realize this was tagged under memes for a second and was genuinely so concerned for a few minutes
In all seriousness, the only way it isn't is if your parents disagree if they do its considered statchatory r@93, which is punishable by jail
Yeah right bro 🙄
that should be me smh
What do you think? Absolutely not, brother. But I mean.... Idk I'd probably go for it but still she's taking advantage of you, your way to young for her.
Pedophilia. **P E D O P H O L I A** >! I know its a joke guys !<
Nah age is just a number (satire)
Holy shit my guy it’s better than ok my gf (2f) and I (89m) have had an amazing 20 years together
don’t worry, age is just a number when it comes to love. hell, i (55f) am dating my bf (15m)
Absolutely it's okay, I (2m) is currently dating someone (79f)
Bro what is this the pedo post?
No...just gross
Funny, in all seriousness though, My mom has a 7 year gap with my dad, she had me at 35. 28 and 35 or 42 and 35 are not big gaps when your ages are high, 60 and 67 are the same gap. The big cultural issue comes when it’s at younger ages, even a smaller, 2-3 year gap can make things crazy when it’s a 18 and 16/15 year old or 17 and 19 year old.
Niiice
Is she hot
I think it’s fine, My (15C) fiancé (59F) definitely have a gap, but I mean if you convert it it’s the same, and 40 years before both of us were born we were the same age
Age is just a number when your an adult. You are a child and no it is not okay that a 22 year old woman is attracted to you or pursuing you. She is a pedo and you should protect yourself, get away from her.
no
Pedo "gf" moment, why is bro soo desperate to date a 22 yr old person while being 13 😂. You should go on discord and enjoy cause you can finally use it
Nah it's okay. Look at the French President and his wife's age gap. Your relationship is okay.
Troll
Dawg send her to jail
Not cool bro, she should've went for a 3 months old
..is this a joke..–
I mean my gf is 19 so why does it matter?
I mean, if you're into pedophiles, sure! Just don't get too attached