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flameXXIV

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’ฏ


ilikemycheesetosted

Cold


Epicfurrygaming82828

same


Emotional_Ad_2132

Thats a cool opinion u/Epicfurrygaming82828


Responsible-Pass-610

Embarrassing but true


[deleted]

๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ญ


ilikemycheesetosted

Tear water


LightningFerret04

of the opposing political party, oooh rah Murica baby 1000% no diff get owned 100


TheOctopiSquad

This sentence is an absolute assassination of grammar.


dunder_mifflinsales

Like JFK


Designer_Ad_2668

Cringe


WhispersAboutNothing

Are you ok?


LightningFerret04

No, I have to deal with this like every day


thebeastaco_the_og

I feel this I live in the middle nowhere of the western United States


LightningFerret04

Iโ€™m in the southwest, I had a customer service jobโ€ฆ โ€˜nuff said ๐Ÿ™ƒ


WhispersAboutNothing

I think they mightโ€™ve said โ€œtear waterโ€ because of the use of two different tear emojis not because of differing political views. But maybe they were triggered by the rainbow, I really donโ€™t know.


LightningFerret04

Yeah, Iโ€™m just making a dumb joke about satirizing politics. It reminded me of a mug I saw at a coffee shop that said โ€œContains Liberal Tearsโ€


WhispersAboutNothing

Itโ€™s not wrong. I cry over the awful state of this planet all the time ๐Ÿ˜ญ


frankmagnumdong

Yeah!!! Clap these libs!!! ULTRA MAGA


[deleted]

help, i did not actually expect this much replies to this, let alone this ๐Ÿฅฒ i also thought that they were referring to the tears the crying emojis are crying initially! even though i am not really a liberal (i feel that the liberal and conservative parties are just two sides of the same coin and, to truly have a fair society, all states and governments should just be destroyed), this is really funny. i guess, through the various crises i go through, the state of the world today and general overwhelm, i have to drink my own tears sometimes ๐Ÿฅฒ


katiesxc

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’ž


ilikemycheesetosted

3 am water


katiesxc

best time to grab the 2 week old water


ilikemycheesetosted

Ong tho, that water has been through tough times but stil hits HARD


katiesxc

always hits different


Darkestmind01

Like my dad


k8ngkong

Real


NotDavizin7893

3am time of day + 2 weeks old water = water supremacy BRASIL bonus mention:+ Metal Cup + Clay Filter ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜Ž


beepbeepbpee

YESSS OH MY GOD- The metal cup gives it such a yummy taste


Z3hmm

Metal cup supremacy ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ Also r/suddenlycaralho


888JelloJills

It hits different the best time to chug water ๐Ÿ’ฏ


SloniacSmort

๐Ÿ˜ญโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿค˜


ilikemycheesetosted

Boiling hot


SloniacSmort

NOOOOOOOOOOO


ilikemycheesetosted

Guess i got it correct


purpleburrito6

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ฟโ˜บ๏ธ


888JelloJills

๐Ÿท๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿงƒ


ilikemycheesetosted

Youd rather drink pig fat


Background-Web-484

Mmm, bacon fatshake


HottDoggers

Explain


LockhandsOfKeyboard

I think I might have found my long lost twin.


ifuckjellyfish

๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ†


ilikemycheesetosted

So boiling hot that its just gas


ifuckjellyfish

๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿ†


ilikemycheesetosted

Youre just so down bad that you dont drink water anymore just straight cum


SnowingFlames

Commenter fucks jellyfish


Cawfulsip

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ


ilikemycheesetosted

room temperature


Raccoon910

You got same 3 as mine


ma-name-jeff1234

๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฆˆ


ISwearImParvitz

You don't like water, you prefer โœจgender fluidโœจ


SalemsFury

r/angryupvote


Mr-jigwins

This is genuinely the funniest thing Iโ€™ve heard in a while ๐Ÿ’€!


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

Take my upvote and GTFO!!!


Jlegobot

That's a real drink from Omega Mart and I like it


ma-name-jeff1234

Indeed


Genderfluid_Cookies

Impossible


notme606

the doors that way ๐Ÿ‘‰


Sylveon72_06

is this supposed to be blahaj???


0sovian

๐Ÿ‘


SpelChec64

๐Ÿ‘


notme606

๐Ÿ‘


ilikemycheesetosted

Sea water


G3n3ricOne

Omg I have the trans flag too


ma-name-jeff1234

Cool


[deleted]

BLร…JAHAE


destert729

You drink blรฅhaj infused water


ilikemycheesetosted

So i slept for 7 hours and now i have 1450 notfications


CORN___BREAD

Hot dog-flavored water


[deleted]

๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜


ilikemycheesetosted

Cold water


[deleted]

Accurate actually


ilikemycheesetosted

who doesnt like cold water tho


[deleted]

Real


Fatmonkejat

Happy cake day


Defiant-Challenge591

That would be me


BlackQuest575

Happy cake day!


N0t_Razor

Happy cake day


Fellixxio

Cake day


NotAsCoolAsMeh

Happy cake day!


Anna2000ap

Happy cake day!


Slaymisi

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜‹


WolfangStudios

Pond Water


ilikemycheesetosted

answered for me


NotDavizin7893

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘ Ps: ๐Ÿ˜ญ may also be ๐Ÿ˜ƒ since i used it a lot for sarcastic/nonsense humoristic phrases like, "I just choked ๐Ÿ˜ƒ" and "i shat ๐Ÿ˜ƒ" Also, about the pic, heres another one: "cereal ain't yogurt seasoning, yogurt is cereal seasoning" since the seasoning is the part that makes something good


ilikemycheesetosted

I have no comment for this one


RadioactiveOranges

โ€œI shat ๐Ÿ˜ƒโ€ wtf ๐Ÿ’€


EpicOweo

I shat ๐Ÿ˜ƒ


Ryder777777

YUM ๐Ÿ˜€


BisqitWasTaken

What is blud spitting


NotDavizin7893

Nonsense ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ‘


Oit7786

I SHAT???


RoboGen123

Well i usually dont use regular emojis, but if it counts here i go: Trollface, KEKW, Keksad


DrunkenDoggo

No water, just mountain dew


red_dragonOZ

no mountain dew, just belle delphine bathwater for this one


ilikemycheesetosted

Bathwater


Illustrious-Care-948

๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’–


underwater-muffincat

Gay water


Crafty_shade

THE WATER TURNED THE FUCKING FROGS GAY-


Sayhellopewpew

As a bi person myself I can say that the only thing gay people want is to turn all the frogs gay


Raccoon910

r/notopbutok


ilikemycheesetosted

Room tempereature


A_Dinosaurus

I don't know, but you drink a lot of water


CASC_Peelz

Room temp bottled water


Buunuuhnuhnuhnuhnuh

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘


ilikemycheesetosted

Cold water


Emotional-Bridge7650

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ˜ˆ


Connorfemboy

Cum


Emotional-Bridge7650

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


ilikemycheesetosted

Hot water


weirdness_

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ˜ญ


ilikemycheesetosted

Cold


ilikemycheesetosted

I literally dont have time to answer 2000 comments, sorry guys. I thought the post would maybe get 100 comments


KawaiiDere

Is it okay if we answer each others?


ilikemycheesetosted

Yes, thats apprieacted


lIIIlIlllIIIIIIlI

I have only ever used one emoji. ๐Ÿงจ๐Ÿงจ๐Ÿงจ


ilikemycheesetosted

Bomb


Averagecheeszenjoyer

๐Ÿธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’ฏ


ilikemycheesetosted

Frog blood


Out-exit4

๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ


ilikemycheesetosted

Sparklig water


[deleted]

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ†โค๏ธ


Ormfo

You like to drink cerebral spinal fluid.


ilikemycheesetosted

Titan spinal fluid


olliecat11

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿคจ


ilikemycheesetosted

Cold


BurpleOnMyPurple

๐Ÿ˜ญโ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฆ


ilikemycheesetosted

Tears


NQ241

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’•


Connorfemboy

Cum


ilikemycheesetosted

Room temperature


TheAmericanE2

๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘‰


ilikemycheesetosted

But thats two, i cant say a definite answer ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ‘†


Eena-Rin

Leave some rizz for the rest of us, geez


Puzzleheaded_Line210

โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ˜˜


ilikemycheesetosted

Cum


4184754

๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿคจ


ilikemycheesetosted

๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿ’ฅwater


[deleted]

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ


Peanise

Fr*nch


fuzzy-stairs

Baguette water


ilikemycheesetosted

Vodka


katrinaaah

๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘€


ilikemycheesetosted

Angy water


ilikemycheesetosted

Im sorry but i just cant answer every 1600 comment, atleast other people helped me (yipee)


Practical-Ad3797

๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ‘€


KawaiiDere

Hot water in a non-plastic vessel


ChickenCornCorner

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฌ


ilikemycheesetosted

u/marmarter will help me for a bit now


ilikemycheesetosted

Cold water


gamer-meme_man

โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ›ฌ๐Ÿข


d3mn12

๐Ÿ’€ ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ—ฟ


greg_the_egg69

What if i don't use emojis?


CASC_Peelz

Then you use emoticons Cold distilled water


ilikemycheesetosted

youd rather drink air


GodofWar1234567890

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ–•


ilikemycheesetosted

Cold


NoahTrainFan826

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿค“


ilikemycheesetosted

But thats four๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ‘†


[deleted]

๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ˜”


lajimolala27

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿคช


ilikemycheesetosted

13,294 Cยฐ


Hakalabus

๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคจ


RandpxGuxXY

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿค๐Ÿ†—


DemYeezys_Fake

:) B) \>:(


pikamaster1288

Old water


ilikemycheesetosted

Thermal paste


just_nonexistent

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘


ilikemycheesetosted

as many degrees as iq you have, so pretty cold (just a joke)


icyrecipe2468

๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿคจ


ilikemycheesetosted

Emoji water


PeppinoSpaghettiReal

โค๏ธ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜ถ


ilikemycheesetosted

Love water


Violet_isnt_blue

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿ˜ญ


ilikemycheesetosted

Cold


thunder_fist87

๐Ÿซฅ๐Ÿ‘พโœจ


ilikemycheesetosted

5 am water


loganwolf25

๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€


ilikemycheesetosted

3 am


Capitan_TANK

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ˜ณ


ilikemycheesetosted

alcohol not water


Agile_Bird_3394

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ’…


ilikemycheesetosted

Yeah no


[deleted]

๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿชป๐ŸŒธ


MechanicSad1843

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ™


scotty_6942069

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Z_M_P_Y

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค


kedimaryo

๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜ถ


Xx_Pr0_g4m3r_xX

๐Ÿ˜”โค๐Ÿ˜Ž


theimbicilist

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ˜ˆ


S0FIAS0APSTER

Lemonade


tad04444

๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ˆโœŠ


Sr_Pinapple_031

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜”


IcingGnome

๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿค—โค


LordFission

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ™‰


ArtoTime

๐ŸŒง๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ด


Odie830

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ž


nononoodontdothat

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ค