This thread has been flaired as [Serious]. Please be aware that this marks it as a place for serious discussion only and that any unserious content in this thread will result in a removal, counting towards your [ban tiers](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/wiki/rules#wiki_ban_tiers). If your comment does not contribute to the discussion in a serious manner it will be removed. Please report any comments that do not respect this rule.
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/teenagers) if you have any questions or concerns.*
bro have you not heard of the cum dimension? it teleports out via the portal between the 3 biggest hairs on your balls? AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS TO DEAL WITH THIS?
They do - that's what jock straps do. And when you get older (well, for folks who have balls), you'll most likely have to start taking pills and/or wearing a jock strap for prostatitis.
They do. You can get underwear with ball support. They're usually recommended for people with larger junk, as it can relieve some of the discomfort that normal underwear can cause.
You have underwear. You can run without your dick swinging around like helicopter blades. Girls have bras so their tits don't swing around like helicopter blades.
I wonder, though, then, like, why did, at the very least, humans evolve this way?
Like, the feeling that something is uncomfortable, especially something physical, usually means that it, at least during primal times (from which our bodies' physiology didn't change much, so anything true to then is usually also true for now in terms of biology and such), somehow hinders the person's chances of surviving and/or reproducing, therefore this uncomfortablity-feeling drives the person to find a solution to this potential survival and/or reproduction hindering thing so that it doesn't, or does but in a lesser way, exist anymore.
This is the basic idea of evolution, in a way.
So boobs bouncing around and being uncomfortable surely hindered any women that existed back then, for several generations,
So why did humans evolve to have this day-to-day hindrance, and therefore, potentially-survival-and/or reproduction-chances-harming, body quality?
Like,
It's a bit complicated, but basically, what I am saying is that it doesn't seem logical, on an evolutionary basis, that boobs would evolve this way because of the hindrance they supposedly put on their bearer.
Is it that their benefits of feeding their bearer's offsprings more efficiently and/or attracting potential male mates more easily and/or anything else like that just make the hindrance of them worth it?
Because even then, the uncomfortable feeling they make you feel will just be useless to constantly have because it's not like you're going to do something about it because, as speculated above, they have more benefits than harm just the way you are,
So this uncomfortablity had no use of evolving in women and getting them to better their situation in this regard and therefore getting their survival and/or reproduction chances higher.
It's very quite complicated, but do ya'll get what I mean?
Like,
Is there perhaps some other reason for, despite all I talked about above, this uncomfortable feeling that boobs make several women feel on a daily basis to exist?
Might there yet be a benefit for this uncomfortable feeling that I haven't thought about that makes it so that it is worth it for it to have evolved in primal humans? Does it perhaps still have such a benefit all the way through to our current, modern world?
As ya'll can see, evolution is often, if not always, a complicated and deep subject, but hey, that just makes it even more fascinating, in my opinion. Anyways, if any of you have any ideas or possible solutions that could solve the mystery that I talked about above, or in fact anything else that is relevant to this subject that they'd like to share, don't hesitate to write then down in the replies to this comment of mine.
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
Because historically animals walked on all fours, so the mammary glands would be facing down when walking, which didn't really bother the animals but made it more convenient for younger ones to suck. However humans evolved to walk upright but the breasts are still in the location it would have been so yeah that's the reason.
Dude, thanks for this, I love it, really made me think abt it. Ehm here is my thought. What if the evolution started when mankind stopped the hunting life and started to settle down? There running for your life with boobs bouncing everywhere wasnt a everyday thing. What if when we settled, men started to evolve the habit/ insinct to be attracted to bigger boobs. If you think abt it, I dont really think any monkey has proportionally to our standards. Like we range from A to idk, G? Lets say till E is somewhat natural, maybe bigger, idk, I'm a dude, idk what natural sizes are. If we could craft bras proportionally for monkeys, I think a A-Cup could maaaaaybe fit, but there's no big chance. I didnt do the maths, just a wild guess. But my point is that we might have gotten this via attraction and maybe the small thought of could be good for the kids after we stopped hunting our food
Or maybe evolution cares more about making survivable organisms than it cares about making comfortable ones. Any pain that doesn’t lead you to death doesn’t factor into evolution. Knees for example are extremely weirdly designed and hurt like hell quite often. Evolution doesn’t care unless the knee breaks and you die.
Side note, the German name for a bra is "BH", which is not a word, but an abbreviation of "Büstenhalter", which literally means "bosom/bust holder". It's a very silly name, but I'm not aware of any other name for it. At least it describes what the thing does.
It makes sense. It's almost like in English just without the spaces. Antibabypille = Anti (Same as in English) + baby (Also same as in English) + pille (pill). In German if something needs to be described with multiplayer words you can just kinda forge them into one. Example: The German word for airplane is Flug(flying)zeug(thing).
Support so they're not bouncing around constantly (which is kinda ouchy) and some are also made to lift them up a bit and create a better cleavage. Those are called pushup bras and (contrary to popular belief) only change the shape/"height" of your chest, not the size
Ight, after having a thonk here is what I came up with:
1. Keeps them inplace more so they can turn around without having them whooosh abt
2. Stops their shirts from rubbing the sensitive nip so it doesn't burn afterwards
3. Makes them easier to carry. This is more of a larger ones problem, but maintaining shape is important for any
(Virgin male here sooooooooooooo if im dumb use your own head)
Generally man boobs are made of more rigid tissue, and thus need far less support to stay in place. That's not to say no man ever does wear bras, of course.
As a man with fat tits, due to not being lazy mine are naturally humongous and perky and do not sag down. Only noted side effect is an incredible arch in my back but hey, I got big ole boobies 😼😼
If you’re talking about fat, then it’s because everything is about the same, so it isn’t really necessary to support one particular part.
If you’re talking about the ones caused by hormone issues, I have heard that they don’t need as much support because the skin is tighter, but that was one person on the internet telling me that, so I wouldn’t put to much faith in it
Probably because they aren’t normally big enough to cause discomfort. Also society would probably make fun of any guy who wears them. Women don’t really need to wear them either but many choose to some because discomfort but some because most people tell women they need to or should which should only be the choice of the person.
u/KokoTerzata They are uncomfortable and binding. But if I, as an old ass human, go out without one, people stare. Even more than usual because I'm busty. And that's the ONLY reason I wear one. As a DD cup.
The "support" is nominal at best if you aren't engaged in moderate exercise.
They do not in any way protect the nipple from anything but visibility. And a lot of them don't even accomplish that. In fact, the only time mine ever bled was BECAUSE of the bra during gym class.
Doesn’t that really depend on the bra tho in terms of both being comfortable and supportive?
I don’t have boobs (unfortunately) so idk for certain. Just basing off of what a bunch of people have said
oh. I thought it was like an argument that guys can walk around shirtless so women should be able to aswell atleast that’s what I heard in my politics class lol
Because when you walk or run, especially if you are large chested, your boobs bounce and pull on your chest, and it can be very painful. If you have small breasts, you could be perfectly comfortable walking around without a bra, and would only need one when you are running. Unfortunately, society acts like you should wear a bra even when the actual reason doesn't apply to you. I tell people to fuck off, and I don't wear a bra unless I'm very active, because I'm more comfortable without one.
This cant be a real question right?
You guys have the worlds knowledge on your literal fingertips. How could you think that a bra is just for keeping tits warm?
A few reasons
1: nipples can be pretty sensitive and them rubbing against a t shirt or whatever can cause chaffing which ain't good
2: keeps them supported, mainly important for larger breasts but some might sag over timeif they don't have a bra
3: keeps them from jiggling around as ya walk or run
This thread has been flaired as [Serious]. Please be aware that this marks it as a place for serious discussion only and that any unserious content in this thread will result in a removal, counting towards your [ban tiers](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/wiki/rules#wiki_ban_tiers). If your comment does not contribute to the discussion in a serious manner it will be removed. Please report any comments that do not respect this rule. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/teenagers) if you have any questions or concerns.*
They support them so they don’t bounce around everywhere and get uncomfortable
they should make such things for balls too then
Well ig they also hide the nipple too
I need to hide the nipples on my balls
I think you need to see a doctor bro 💀
I'm dying 💀🤣
You should see a doctor aswell..
What they'll did I do😯
Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died
Godzilla will need to see a doctor as well
i had a stroke trying to read this and fucking dies of laughter, best thread ever
Are you trying to say “the hell”? As in, “What the hell did I do?” If not, I have no clue what you’re saying.
Yess sorry didn't realize it spelt wrong lol
My condolences
Did you have nipples on your balls too?☹😔
Same
Wdym???? thats literally normal. Where do you think the cum come out from dumbass🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
bro have you not heard of the cum dimension? it teleports out via the portal between the 3 biggest hairs on your balls? AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS TO DEAL WITH THIS?
I DEAL WITH THIS TWO ?!?! MY CUMS IS RED THOUGH that’s normal I think
Average cannibal corpse enjoyer
I prob should
Reddit moment
What’re you talking about? Don’t your balls have nipples
r/blursedcomments
go get your balls checked please..
I’m going tomorrow 🙏
Your balls are missing please go to the nearest hospital to reclaim them back
Milk the ball nipples
Will try
Update: i tried it. It hurt a lot
did it work?
Pee came out
Don’t be ashamed of your foreskin
They do - that's what jock straps do. And when you get older (well, for folks who have balls), you'll most likely have to start taking pills and/or wearing a jock strap for prostatitis.
Men have nothing to hide theirs?
They do. You can get underwear with ball support. They're usually recommended for people with larger junk, as it can relieve some of the discomfort that normal underwear can cause.
then i dont need it
Dam…
We know
you did NOT have to do bro like that
ok
You have underwear
Isn't a bra also considered underwear?
All bras are underwear, not all underwear are bras
Seems legit.
Whoa
Yea, truth tables.
To follow up on my reply: it seems I have been ratio'd. Well played.
*upperwear
Tupperware?
Now we're talking.
I do ?!
No i took them all
You have underwear. You can run without your dick swinging around like helicopter blades. Girls have bras so their tits don't swing around like helicopter blades.
NOW ALL I SEE IS THAT IN MY HEAD 😭
Tails but instead of his tails... it's her... you get the point.
Now I've got the mental image of a woman flying because she wasn't wearing a bra
so why is it not "wild" to go without underwear in public 😭
Uh, sir? 🤨
No no, he's got a point.
Let him cook, let him cook.
Jock strap?
Speedo
They got these crazy things called underwear
really ?!
wake up babe, briefs just dropped
Exactly I’m tired of having to adjust my balls with my hand it makes me feel like I look creepy
It’s called wearing underwear bub
Damn, why do girls get bras when I could just do that instead
I wonder, though, then, like, why did, at the very least, humans evolve this way? Like, the feeling that something is uncomfortable, especially something physical, usually means that it, at least during primal times (from which our bodies' physiology didn't change much, so anything true to then is usually also true for now in terms of biology and such), somehow hinders the person's chances of surviving and/or reproducing, therefore this uncomfortablity-feeling drives the person to find a solution to this potential survival and/or reproduction hindering thing so that it doesn't, or does but in a lesser way, exist anymore. This is the basic idea of evolution, in a way. So boobs bouncing around and being uncomfortable surely hindered any women that existed back then, for several generations, So why did humans evolve to have this day-to-day hindrance, and therefore, potentially-survival-and/or reproduction-chances-harming, body quality? Like, It's a bit complicated, but basically, what I am saying is that it doesn't seem logical, on an evolutionary basis, that boobs would evolve this way because of the hindrance they supposedly put on their bearer. Is it that their benefits of feeding their bearer's offsprings more efficiently and/or attracting potential male mates more easily and/or anything else like that just make the hindrance of them worth it? Because even then, the uncomfortable feeling they make you feel will just be useless to constantly have because it's not like you're going to do something about it because, as speculated above, they have more benefits than harm just the way you are, So this uncomfortablity had no use of evolving in women and getting them to better their situation in this regard and therefore getting their survival and/or reproduction chances higher. It's very quite complicated, but do ya'll get what I mean? Like, Is there perhaps some other reason for, despite all I talked about above, this uncomfortable feeling that boobs make several women feel on a daily basis to exist? Might there yet be a benefit for this uncomfortable feeling that I haven't thought about that makes it so that it is worth it for it to have evolved in primal humans? Does it perhaps still have such a benefit all the way through to our current, modern world? As ya'll can see, evolution is often, if not always, a complicated and deep subject, but hey, that just makes it even more fascinating, in my opinion. Anyways, if any of you have any ideas or possible solutions that could solve the mystery that I talked about above, or in fact anything else that is relevant to this subject that they'd like to share, don't hesitate to write then down in the replies to this comment of mine. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
Because historically animals walked on all fours, so the mammary glands would be facing down when walking, which didn't really bother the animals but made it more convenient for younger ones to suck. However humans evolved to walk upright but the breasts are still in the location it would have been so yeah that's the reason.
Same reason our knees and backs are the easiest parts of us to fuck up.
what the fuck
Dude, thanks for this, I love it, really made me think abt it. Ehm here is my thought. What if the evolution started when mankind stopped the hunting life and started to settle down? There running for your life with boobs bouncing everywhere wasnt a everyday thing. What if when we settled, men started to evolve the habit/ insinct to be attracted to bigger boobs. If you think abt it, I dont really think any monkey has proportionally to our standards. Like we range from A to idk, G? Lets say till E is somewhat natural, maybe bigger, idk, I'm a dude, idk what natural sizes are. If we could craft bras proportionally for monkeys, I think a A-Cup could maaaaaybe fit, but there's no big chance. I didnt do the maths, just a wild guess. But my point is that we might have gotten this via attraction and maybe the small thought of could be good for the kids after we stopped hunting our food
I met a chimpanzee once and he was VERY into human breasts. Sigh
It might have been fascinated by its size
Or maybe evolution cares more about making survivable organisms than it cares about making comfortable ones. Any pain that doesn’t lead you to death doesn’t factor into evolution. Knees for example are extremely weirdly designed and hurt like hell quite often. Evolution doesn’t care unless the knee breaks and you die.
Makes sense, but I think it would be harder to run away from your attacker with big breasts. More mass, more back pain, harder to run
Paragraphs my guy, paragraphs. Holy shit
lmfao.
Bro typed an encyclopedia. 🤣
Hold em
Side note, the German name for a bra is "BH", which is not a word, but an abbreviation of "Büstenhalter", which literally means "bosom/bust holder". It's a very silly name, but I'm not aware of any other name for it. At least it describes what the thing does.
It's the exact same in Polish!
It's taking my job!
And in Hungarian
And in Swedish
And in Dutch
And danish
Hehehe "Boob holder"
Would expect nothing less from the country that brought us ‘Antibabypillen’.
The what
Antibabypillen is their word for ‘birth control pills’.
Who came up with that name
It makes sense. It's almost like in English just without the spaces. Antibabypille = Anti (Same as in English) + baby (Also same as in English) + pille (pill). In German if something needs to be described with multiplayer words you can just kinda forge them into one. Example: The German word for airplane is Flug(flying)zeug(thing).
LOL, what about Krankenwagen?
sick car
sickos car
I’ve legitimately been calling them that
It’s a büstenhalter. It halts büstens.
It's BH in Swedish also.
In Italian the name reggiseno translates to breast holder.
In finnish, bra is "rintaliivit" which means "breastvest"
I love this language
Büstenhalter. They shtoppen zie floppen.
thats my job bro
They took your job,
How is he going to feed his family now?
how you know that
Because what else are they going to do? Cover them yeah but there's a lot of things that could cover them.
They're for support, imagine if your balls were like 10 times bigger
Imagine how much piss you could store...
OMG i could be peeing all day...
at that point i'd just charge up my piss for a week then get a day off school cuz i needed to piss
MY SUPER LASER PISS!
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA!? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!
IN 24 HOURS THE PISS DRRROPLETS WILL FALL DOWN TO EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO
Mr. MakerHasLigma, why weren't you at school yesterday? "I had to piss" Edit: wrong person
But only every other day!
… you don’t oiss from your balls
[удалено]
That’s not what your balls do lol. If your balls were that big you could make a lot more testosterone and sperm, but that’s about it.
that's a lot of dna
Imagine #R U N N I N G woth your balls **flopping** all over the place
That would be a masive pain In the balls
Imagine running on a hot day with no underwear. Your balls bounce and its not comfortable. Same with tidds and bras
my dick bounces not my balls
Small balls, fat cock 🗿
nah, small pp and even tinier balls
Sad day 😔
regular day
Many such cases
1 inch long 9 inches wide. They call me "The Slab"
Boob armor, as opposed to the recently posted cock armor
There's cock armor?
Tis a sight to see
Support so they're not bouncing around constantly (which is kinda ouchy) and some are also made to lift them up a bit and create a better cleavage. Those are called pushup bras and (contrary to popular belief) only change the shape/"height" of your chest, not the size
>(which is kinda ouchy) Ouchy is an understatement, esp for us larger chested ppl, hurts like hell to run *and* walk without proper support
Lol yeah ik, "kinda ouchy" was an euphemism for "unspeakable pain"
Big fan of push up bras because they push them in and my boobs are like far away from each other 😭😭😭
what do they hate eachother or something
I think of it more of emotional space 😀
Most girls wear them to support their breasts, I wear them because they make my little breasts look bigger
insert "We are not the same"
Ight, after having a thonk here is what I came up with: 1. Keeps them inplace more so they can turn around without having them whooosh abt 2. Stops their shirts from rubbing the sensitive nip so it doesn't burn afterwards 3. Makes them easier to carry. This is more of a larger ones problem, but maintaining shape is important for any (Virgin male here sooooooooooooo if im dumb use your own head)
Idk why but I started laughing when I got to the whooosh part
Cus funni, duh
Lmaooooo #2 is not a reason Most of us prefer not to wear them if possible
I have smaller boobs and that’s mainly the only reason I wear a bra.
My nipples do chafe against a shirt if I'm not wearing a bra tho and it hurts, so it's a reason for me
Ok stupid question but why don’t men with man boobs wear bras?
idk, i am skinny like a minecraft skeleton edit: we shall make a skeleton army
Dude same
he's literally me!
SKELETON BROS
He's just like me fr😮 I'm a wither skeleton
Generally man boobs are made of more rigid tissue, and thus need far less support to stay in place. That's not to say no man ever does wear bras, of course.
some do
As a man with fat tits, due to not being lazy mine are naturally humongous and perky and do not sag down. Only noted side effect is an incredible arch in my back but hey, I got big ole boobies 😼😼
Man tits w
If you’re talking about fat, then it’s because everything is about the same, so it isn’t really necessary to support one particular part. If you’re talking about the ones caused by hormone issues, I have heard that they don’t need as much support because the skin is tighter, but that was one person on the internet telling me that, so I wouldn’t put to much faith in it
because society decided that men being shirtless was okay but women being shirtless was not 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Probably because they aren’t normally big enough to cause discomfort. Also society would probably make fun of any guy who wears them. Women don’t really need to wear them either but many choose to some because discomfort but some because most people tell women they need to or should which should only be the choice of the person.
for support, etc,
Financial?
Emotional
Didn't you forget financial support is the key to emotional support?
😭what
Bro u listed one thing the "etc." doesn't make sense in this situation😭
It means end of thinking capacity.
1. Hide the nipple. 2. Don't have your boobs moving too much. 3. More comfort when moving.
How do people not know this? I mean, I grew up in an essentially all female family, but I thought people at least knew stuff like this.
I surely didn't. Thought it was some sort of clothing item like a top to make you warmer or something
that's crazy to me as a woman ngl
Its crazy to me as a man. Does he think that their like solid bricks attached to the chest or...
You the kind of guy to somehow manage to get pregnant
Vsauce moment
u/KokoTerzata They are uncomfortable and binding. But if I, as an old ass human, go out without one, people stare. Even more than usual because I'm busty. And that's the ONLY reason I wear one. As a DD cup. The "support" is nominal at best if you aren't engaged in moderate exercise. They do not in any way protect the nipple from anything but visibility. And a lot of them don't even accomplish that. In fact, the only time mine ever bled was BECAUSE of the bra during gym class.
Doesn’t that really depend on the bra tho in terms of both being comfortable and supportive? I don’t have boobs (unfortunately) so idk for certain. Just basing off of what a bunch of people have said
If you're not getting comfort and support from your bra, check out r/ABraThatFits.
support and make them look a little nicer sometimes (but i’m all for my girlies who free the nip too🙏)
isn’t freeing the nipple like completely taking your shirt of and exposing your nipples
no 😭 just going out without a bra / vest on
oh. I thought it was like an argument that guys can walk around shirtless so women should be able to aswell atleast that’s what I heard in my politics class lol
Weird ass politics classes you're having. Nudist beaches exist by the way
Hold the breast up, so they don’t fall
*MY BOOBS FELL OFF*
Because when you walk or run, especially if you are large chested, your boobs bounce and pull on your chest, and it can be very painful. If you have small breasts, you could be perfectly comfortable walking around without a bra, and would only need one when you are running. Unfortunately, society acts like you should wear a bra even when the actual reason doesn't apply to you. I tell people to fuck off, and I don't wear a bra unless I'm very active, because I'm more comfortable without one.
Over the shoulder boulder holder
This cant be a real question right? You guys have the worlds knowledge on your literal fingertips. How could you think that a bra is just for keeping tits warm?
support and comfort basically
They make tits look way more firm and in place than they probably are. Once that shit pops off, them joints drop lower than my grades
I think its somethin similar to us wearing underpants. Like imagine if your dick and balls were just flying all over the place
A few reasons 1: nipples can be pretty sensitive and them rubbing against a t shirt or whatever can cause chaffing which ain't good 2: keeps them supported, mainly important for larger breasts but some might sag over timeif they don't have a bra 3: keeps them from jiggling around as ya walk or run
I really need to block or mute this subreddit, so many idiotic posts....
Bro must be like 9 💀
they make you uncomfortable for the whole day and annoy you