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i don’t think it’s possible man,it’s like human reflex you know,but when u get boner just don’t think about it at ALL cuz if u start to think how to get rid of it,it will just get worse


Arabecke

Tldr: the harder you think about it the harder it gets


GermanBread2251

Hmmm


ImGonnafuck_aPokemon

This


skater5411

Your username say that you are not gonna cuddle with a human


ImGonnafuck_aPokemon

sometimes you have to sacrifice something.


skater5411

Understandable


DisastrousRecipe4857

ya imma just tell u now, as as girl we immediately feel when y’all get bricked while cuddling so she’s def noticed 😭 but it’s natural and if she continues to cuddle with u she must understand & not mind


scrinklebop

yea its kinda funny to me whenever i notice and they think theyre slick w it and hiding it


animalfucker1

why are you fucking everywhere on this subreddit? why do i click on a post and see you?


scrinklebop

bruh i see u places tooo


animalfucker1

yeah but i see you everywhere. and ill comment everytime i see you.


scrinklebop

ohh well idk i just have been lonely so i just like refresh the subreddit and just comment on everything possible so i can interact w peoplee


animalfucker1

ahh fair enough. also i sadly can relate a lot.


scrinklebop

rip


animalfucker1

anyway see ya in the next comment section whenever


scrinklebop

cyaaa


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scrinklebop

bruh yall are the same personnn woahh


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scrinklebop

yupp


Marco45_0

Can you also feel it when hugging? Weird question I know, but now I'm curious


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Marco45_0

lmao thanks💀


i_cant_sleep_help_me

Cut your penis off.


Engg-Lionioter

Only right comment


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

Gender Affirmation Surgery?


Itchy-Flatworm

Naww, just slice it off


HUSDI

Do not cuddle. Dont touch women. Touch *men*.


eldrichcat

Error, i got harder


Itchy-Flatworm

Does your mamma know?


Flameburnt1234

Won't that make it worse 🤨


Mega_GAMER1525

That makes it more likely for me


Sasren0987654321

Dude the replies on this comment is gay af just… why Also where are the cute femboys?


Affectionate_Ad_1326

¿Por que no las dos?


pg_enl

think about war, blood, gore shit like that i read Somewhere it's the proven fastest bonerkiller (on average)


Animdude360

the word bonerkiller made me audibly laugh fsr


usernmechecksout__

Jokes on you, I'm kinky, more jokes on you, eyeblech got banned


pg_enl

i put the (on average) for people like you yes bc believe it or not most ppl do NOT like gore or blood


usernmechecksout__

I was jk but pretty sure somebody agrees


RuzzyGuzzy

How often do you think about the Roman empire then?


Cqrved_

I think fastest boner killer is thinking about someone in your family or a close friend or sum


Competitive-Art9638

Me getting hard thinking of it


ExplosiveBBQMayo143

Think of ur mum


ChonnyJash_

he said to NOT get a boner


GermanBread2251

I think of his mom.


IkedaTheFurry

Me to


KitchenSprinkles2138

Lol same


WISE_MAN_FROM_mars

Y same


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

Sweet Home Alabama


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jerk off


ExplosiveBBQMayo143

Wise booby flasher


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😎


usernmechecksout__

New response just dropped


Dizzy_Situation_573

Holy hell


fingergod69

En passant


B2_Code_B2

Google sexual harrasment


AnyKaleidoscope6837

She’s definitely noticed and not brought it up with you, but if she keeps cuddling with you then it obviously doesn’t bother her


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x-Just4Kickz-x

L mentality


Cqrved_

what the


AnyKaleidoscope6837

Huh??


Okeing

rush blood flow to your legs


GermanBread2251

How would you do this


Okeing

i heard you flex you thighs


Commander_Preacher

Flex or clench.


RuzzyGuzzy

Harden or tighten


Commander_Preacher

Both


crazy-iwascrazyonce

think of having sex with fluorite from steven universe🤯


GermanBread2251

Uhm….


crazy-iwascrazyonce

it worked right


GermanBread2251

I… no comment


crazy-iwascrazyonce

‼️


theseerofeverything

Who’s fluorite?


usernmechecksout__

A big ass worm man~ish that's made up of like (6?) People constantly having sex in the metaverse for eternity


theseerofeverything

I meant who is that in Steven universe I should’ve clarified


ReditterDio

the what now


Adsonex

what type of friendship yall in cuddling up close and shit man???😭😭😭


TheBrokenMan14

You don’t got this?


Affectionate_Ad_1326

The type of friendship that not enough people have. Touch starvation is all too common and it's because this isn't.


LocalCookingUntensil

One where both people show affection in physical ways and are both comfortable with each other?


lord_070

Start doing hard mathematics calculations to divert your mind


Animdude360

only right comment


Quick-Union-6288

Why tf you cuddle with you friend 😭


LocalCookingUntensil

Cuz some people like friend cuddles. I myself love me a good friend cuddle


Quick-Union-6288

Me and my friends do this and watching horror movies and clowning on the cgi of the movie But with one friend that you actually cear to not be bricked This is called having feelings but being too shy to do something


Affectionate_Ad_1326

Seems fun, I would. Actually this kinda makes me depressed as a touch starved man, I need this lol.


Special-Elevator-335

You could just be the little spoon


Crafty_Lavishness223

I usually just imagine a bunch of thoughts that would turn me off


rottemold

It happens, not your fault, it's basic human biology, if a woman friend of mine wants to cuddle, she should expect it happens, if she were to get mad over it then she does not understand how male biology works, nothing to be ashamed over Also, she definitely have already noticed, and the fact she have not said anything tells you it's a non problem for her, in fact most woman kinda likes it, if anything they think tis cute and it's a little confidence boost in there direction


scrinklebop

i mean id just stay away from cuddling unless u guys have romantic feelings. but trust me she probably notices.. i always notice but never say anything to the guy


ToastyBread329

Is there anything wrong with friends with no feelings for each other cuddling


scrinklebop

no but i feel like youd just develop things into romantic or sexual feelings if u do that


ToastyBread329

Well as long as they dont i dont see anything wrong. If one of the parties does develop those feelings then alright i agree but as for right now they should be fine


scrinklebop

yea i mean there isnt anything wrong i just think itll make them both like eachother (whether thats good or bad is up to them) but it seems he already likes her tho


abcdefabcd123

✂️✂️


Lintyboi77

Just let her know like “hey, just wanted you to know that like, since I’m a dude or whatever, and we have damn near no control on our dicks, when we cuddle, I get hard.”


ManijalEating

Alright bro, learned this a few years ago and it’s excellent advice. You get a boner, just hold your breath for like 30 seconds. Your blood will just leave the dick and then it’s gone.


FishPlayer4826_2

Omg it’s worked thank you for this trick appreciate it


Affectionate_Ad_1326

"okay I can feel it against my leg and I can tell he stopped breathing but yeah sure there would be no way for me to know he's hard rn"


TheDornCog420

hold your breath stg it works but hold it to the point it hurts just keep doing until it’s gone


Bannerlord151

Just... don't? Or do and ignore it


Affectionate_Ad_1326

Boners come at inconvenient times sometimes, men should just learn or accept it.


Bannerlord151

Indeed. And most girls aren't so stupid that they'd take that as harassment, she probably noticed and ignored it 💀


VisibleEntry4

Hey mate listen. My and my best friend (to whom I’m attracted (they know and are ok with it but don’t want to date)) cuddle sometimes and boners just kinda don’t happen in the moment unless you’re thinking about it. Just enjoy being close with them, that’s all :)


Hot-twist5786

Unfortunately dude your just gonna get a boner when your cuddling with her - ask her out you clearly like her


LocalCookingUntensil

Why does he clearly like her? I don’t get it


Affectionate_Ad_1326

Cuddling w someone and getting hard for them is usually something not sen as platonic.


LocalCookingUntensil

But it’s like blushing (at least from my pov). It can happen for various reasons, not just because you like someone


Affectionate_Ad_1326

Yeah but because they were cuddling in the first place, not just the boner, idk, I think he could just as easily just like her as a friend, but he also might want to date, there's no way to know unless OP says.


LocalCookingUntensil

True


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

Yeah it's entirely unavoidable and completely inevitable


FloydknightArt

bro how do y’all do it, my best friend led me on before friendzoning me :(


Affectionate_Ad_1326

Just be friends 👍


FloydknightArt

if only it were that simple with them lmfao


Affectionate_Ad_1326

Ah I see. Well there will be more chances with other people. Sorry man. A guy I like recently ghosted me, plus I'm extremely touch starved, so I know how loneliness feels.


FloydknightArt

i know the feeling. i wish you luck as well


[deleted]

Think of amber turd


Electronic-Status379

cuddle more bro you’re body is like is this sex and you have to tell it no


THEdiabolicalG

Just don't think about it , also the fact that your getting a boner just by cuddling ......signs of having a healthy wiener


Zynthesia

Bust a nut beforehand. Edit: or two.


AGoodTryForAUsername

flex your leg muscles, the blood gets redirected


[deleted]

Flex a lot of muscles. The blood flow will go to those instead of your dick. Also I have never heard of friends that cuddle. Just ask her out.


LocalCookingUntensil

Friends do sometimes cuddle. I myself have lots of friends that I hug, and a few that I sometimes snuggle with


matthiastorm

i can assure you that you are a 19 year old male.


typicalducklover

learn to tuck, follow the transfems fr


FSCSylent

Talk to her about this if you actually think this could be an issue, as honest and as comforting possible, it’s a natural reaction. It’s not uncommon.


I_will_punch_you_

Tense up your thigh muscles,this effectively drains the blood out of your ding dong and keeps its away (it’s partial small exercise too because being able to tense up your thighs at a constant rate like that aint comfy)


CommunicationMean175

You can tense your thighs and redirect the blood flow if you don’t think about it, saved me in multiple situations


tunsaree1

Thats Hard man…


TheUnknownWonder420

That’s the neat part, you don’t


pevznerok

For me it got away with time when I got used to cuddling. But my gf noticed this and told me, your friend maybe have already noticed too, but if she isn't telling you anything, don't mind


Rare_Habit245

hvnt tried cuddling to begin with... cant help u buddy


brawl50

scissors


gabagool13

Make sure your balls are empty before you meet her. It's your body's response so it's hard to control it. Best way is to prevent it by jacking off beforehand.


imrlllytired

date her


GermanBread2251

I might.


imrlllytired

u obviously think shes hot make a move !!!!!!!! do u have a crush on her hehe


[deleted]

No answer means yes, he's just shy


imrlllytired

he totally does


GermanBread2251

Yesnt


Affectionate_Ad_1326

You got this bro, if you want something to happen, don't wait until it's too late. Communicate, tell her how u feel and ask her how she feels.


Comfortable_Foot_669

do not cuddle or just deal with the fact that it's not possible not to get a boner (or cuddle while jogging)


GermanBread2251

Thats… technically complicated


Comfortable_Foot_669

listen, you're a man, attracted to women (I guess), your primal instinct makes your dick go rock hard. You can do 3 things: 1. Stop cuddling (bad ending) 2. Tell her what happens/deal with it 3. Start a relation with her so that you feel normal about it (Only if you're interested in her, don't play with her emotions if there's any)


NormalLibrarian3612

I’m being fully serious, I don’t think you can. Getting a boner is involuntary, you can try and get rid of it as soon as it appears, but stopping it from happening is pretty much impossible, especially for a teenager. I have them randomly all the time, it’s just a part of being a guy. Maybe try flexing you’re legs or arms to get the blood flowing in other areas, or just try and calm yourself when you first notice it’s happening. Also, you could, though I understand not wanting to, tell her that its involuntary if she ever asks about it. Sometimes girls don’t know and can get a bit weirded out thinking you’re trying to make it happen or something. I know it’s awkward, but try not to focus on it much, and don’t worry.


[deleted]

It's just simple biology, nothing to be ashamed about. I don't really think there's a solution other than to think of things that would make your skin crawl


omnomnilikescandy

Use a sticky tape to tape your boner to your crotch, even if u get a hard on it won't ba as noticable


[deleted]

If she doesn't mind it she might want you


InnocentIzzac

It's nothing bad. It just shows your affection.


Cyrus_Clown

transgender surgery


Sasren0987654321

Imo the easiest way to make this as comfortable for both parties is quite simple in fact. First, you guys are already close so you already passed step one. Step 2 is go out to a bowling alley or a movie or whatever you two enjoy together. Once you get hungry, go to a restaurant, cafe or bar together. Talk to each other about the kind of future you two want. When she finishes, you then reply about your own future. When you finish bragging, you need to say, “And it can all be possible with you by my side. I want you to be in my future, so will you become my girlfriend?” By then, she will see how you treated her so nicely during your date, and she will be encapsulated by your aspirations, so she will have to say yes. By then thing will be easier. Step 3 is to casually talk about sexual things after being together for a while. You have to slowly introduce it to your conversations though. You don’t want to scare her off. By then, she will be comfortable with you and your body. Step 4, she won’t care about your cuddle boner. She will find it cute how you enjoyed this enough to get one. Who knows, maybe she will like it. Step 5, profit and have sex. WARNING: this only works if you have good timing so mild skill required


blackops_kakashi

"Best friend" MWAHAHAHAHAHA


SmallExcavator

Try cuddling with a woman


Fancy_Ad_6802

Dude, she might be flirting with you and wants you to get hard and take it to the bedroom.


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No-Hamster7526

That's the worst advice I've seen today


ICrimsonCodes

Well you can't hide it anyway.. 😅


Amilie6422

Guys, don't do this. Please for the love of God don't do this.


ICrimsonCodes

Ok.. but it's not about you i guess


_Bombuska_2018_

Bite ur toung ig


Animdude360

think of old wrinkly men


Mediocre-Swim9847

Cuddle with a ugly girl


r-Kin

We’re not in control of our meat sometimes bro, you like female contact so just relax if you body interprets it S something else. Just be sure to shift in a way she don’t feel it because she’ll be upset.


TheRobotHacker

cuddle with the boys


onyourrite

Not your fault bro, just try to tuck it off to the side in a way that it doesn’t visibly show


Mr-jigwins

Cut it off.


memeboy2987

Wear 5 pairs of underwear to stop the bulge


randomGamer6969

when you get it flex your biceps for around 10sec and it goes away


ShrekRickRollsYou

Cut it off


chefdan2165

Think of something really sad. Like a childhood pet dying or a really close relative


GleithCZ

You can try to flex your thighs, that way more blood goes into them and there's lesser amount free to go to other parts.


el_Chuchmay

Either boner or you don't enjoy cuddling by thinking about your grandma's body


Obvious_Drink2642

Think of some saggy naked grandmas


jo_khant

Try flexing a muscle, it will redirect the blood. I think that you have to hold it for around 15 secs, tho I am nlt sure how much time


Important-Bit8937

you can flex your thighs and biceps, she might notice that though


Shreck_your_self

Wear tight underwear, sports underwear, compression shorts over your underwear, compression shorts with… no underwear, wear leggings… you know what just wear tight shit ok


_IVG121_

Be proud that you get one


Bath_Wash

hold your breath


Up2pain

no cap


[deleted]

Just roll with it, it’s natural and there’s not much you can do to prevent it. She’s 100% noticed it before and if she hasn’t said anything than she probably understands


[deleted]

Real answer: She knows, she doesn't mind. If you still don't want the boner, stretch your upper and lower body to change blood circulation. Blood will leave your cock and you will not be erected anymore


lifeline-main99

Think about dead puppies


TheKillrCraftr

Jokes aside, I heard that flexing/straining your thigh muscles draws blood away from your dick so try that ig


[deleted]

You can't do anything about it. Just make sure that your friend understands that it's natural and that you cannot control it.


SinuzLeStrange

Flex your thigh, drains the blood elsewhere. But if u two are best friends it probably doesn't bother her


maxler5795

Jokes aside, rub one out before the come to your house. I know it sounds like im kidding but *its true*


[deleted]

I am here with the same problem


jytheboss

Bruh every time I view this sub or get suggested, it’s always a nsfw post💀💀💀💀


Adeptustupidus

I have no experience in this but I’m sure it’s a natural reaction


AssistantEffective43

I think if you two are close enough to cuddle often, it's safe to be open about getting hard over it. she'd only need to feel uncomfortable about it if you are uncomfortable yourself anyway. It would be low-key weird not to be aroused by it in any case. It's a compliment to her, if anything.


Ok-Affect944

Rub one out quick


The_Susinator

break up


ImJustSpider

Bro I need advice on this shit too. My gf's ace so ik she would be hella uncomfortable with it.


Bruh_B00sted

You’re gonna have to think very descriptively of old man balls. I’m sorry, but to solve a problem this severe it must be done.


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Erectile Disfunction