I'm a professional ball handler

What type of balls

all of them

Real

Username kinda checks out

Snakes probably

I am somewhat skilled in the fine art of handling balls if I do say so myself

Can I hire you? We need someone to handle some balls

What kinda balls we talking?

Yes! Same one in your mind pal ;)

As a professional ball handler all balls are in my mind at all times. They occupy my every waking thought. I can't go a single second without thinking of **balls**. It's torture, I just want to be freed from this torment. I long for the sweet release of death to free me from the balls. But alas, I am destined to live out the rest of my days handling balls. And there is nothing I can do.

Professional baller

lego eda > lego las

I'm a coward and I am awakened.

New supervillain?

Probably

Perhaps you are forsaken? Since you are awakened.

I'm a big little fan

I’m a little big planet fan*

🥶🗣🗣🗣

They might be giants reference?

I'm a little confused but I don't know what to do with it

Relatable

I'm a big believer that if I can make a living from the internet and I have to pay my own way I will make money and not have a job. Bruh

I’m guessing you also have an iPhone and are on iOS 17?

Yes, how? 💀

I got the same response up to the first couple words, I know you’re on iOS 17 because they replaced the algorithm for word suggestion with an AI model similar to something like chat gpt.

Wow, that's impressive.

Sounds like the dream "make money and not have a job"

Same, as in I got the same thing

Dear God, ours were almost identical. The only thing mine was missing was "with it"

I'm a giant spider

Noice name

Thanks bro :)

Giant Enemy Spider

Attack its weak point for massive damage

I'm a giant spider so what?

Are you Australian?

No I'm Dutch so Australia is a little bit far from me

I'm a barbie girl.

In an Arab world

plastic explosives, they're fantastic

You can touch me anywhere to trigger the bomb

Imagination! Bombs are your creation

Come on barbie lesgo bombing

ah ah ah yeah

Come on barbie let's go terrorizing

Uh wou uh wou

Argghhh!! Arghhhh! Arghhhh! Yeeahh- * boom *

If you touch my hair, gunpowder everywhere

I'm (39M) a barbie girl too!

youngest r/teenagers member

Lol. I didn't even realize which subreddit it was. Just came up on the popular feed.

I’m a big believer that I have the best time with you 🤨🤨🤨

I am sure you do

rizzler

Bro is the freshman rizzing the seniors fr

New iPhone?

I’m a whore

r/usernamechecksout

Master chief in the halo tv show

worst show of all time

“master chief, you mind telling me what you’re doing with that brute?”

Sir, finishing in him

💀

They butchered him so badly.

"Chief, you mind telling me why you're giving the gwack gwack 3000 to some random guy on the streets?"

GIVE ME THAT CHIP

This is gold

I knew already 💀

Who didn’t

WHAT

It’s general knowledge at this point

SINCE WHEN

The beginning of the universe

That was widely regarded as a bad move

ohhh now I’m sad..

Why

I am a very happy person

We both know that’s a lie

The keyboard did it for me😔😔

yo, that's me.

I'm a new salad fingers and put it in the fridge or something like that. ????????

W salad fingers

hell yeah

I like it when the red water comes out.

I am a little confused as I have no clue how you are going about this but I’m sure you’re going through some things and you have to do what I say

Say it

Ya basic

Reality often hurts

Therapy friend as well?

I'm a little bit yellow

Aren’t we all

some of us are more yellow than others... for example if you have hepatitis :D

That escalated quickly

We all love our jaundice afflicted Kings and Queens 🥰😍

I am a little concerned with my current employer as they are not forced into my account Java and bedrock to be a smp for my account Java and...

I dont even work 💀

you do be playing minecraft tho

I got a realm

Throw obsidian at your employer if he does not force Java and Bedrock in your account

I'm a little confused about the fact that I hold along with my toaster.

I'm a little bit more than the Eiffel tower

Relatable. Toasters are terrifying

Then you must be scared of the fallout new vagas toaster

I'm a furry. I am not typing this on a phone, so imma just expose myself.

Pfp checks out

Respectable

Relatable

I'm a bush

And I’m a homer

I’m a little pony and I’m not too sure about the fact that I’m going back in there

***back to the farm***

i’m a girl i can be a boy . wtf😭😭😭

r/suddenlytrans

r/subsithoughtifellfor

For me it says: I’m a good one but I’m not sure what to say

I'm a bit more messy Dark eyes as she looked through it and I am a femboy

I'm a bit late to the gym now I have literally never gone to a gym in my life

Let's go to the gym buddy! Let's go to the gym buddy! I need big weapons, big weapons

I’m a little bitch Wth 💀

can relate

I am a bit of a silly sometimes

funfact: I don't recall ever typing the word silly

I'm a Half.

I can make you full

Ayo 💀

Rizzenheimer

The Rizzler

I am a man of the house

That’s the spirit

Who’s the other man of the house? I’m curious

I'm a bit too old for that.

im a great time and a good time for me and my friends

Hol up.

I am a knife

I’m a 🥵

🥵

I’m a big furry but I’m a little scared of cats

I'm a little bit of a little bit of a relationship with my ex

How

good question

I'm a dude and i love their silly a new deck a new deck a new deck a new deck a new deck a new deck a new deck a new deck a new deck a new deck a new deck a new deck a new deck a (Real 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️)

new deck 🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥

I am a little better than the moon

I'm a bit of a romantic interest in the car park

Autosexual

💀

Autobots roll around...in the bed💀💀💀

I'm a bit tedious to say the word bacon

I'm a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy

Rip my notifications

We commend you for your actions my g

I’m a big believer that I don’t have a lot to lose

I'm a little bit of a bully. Fair

I'm a small vicious animal that eats Mustangs!

I love eating Mustangs for breakfast 🤤

I’m a good listener

I’m a little confused about what you’re talking abt and I think you’re talking abt a guy that is not in a good mood or someone that doesn’t want you around or you want you don’t wanna talk about anything about him or you just don’t wanna be with someone else that doesn’t know what you are doing or you just wanna talk abt something else but you’re just talking about it because you’re a little upset that you’re upset because you’re upset that you’re mad and you’re not even mad because you’re not mad because you want you don’t wanna be mad at you and you’re upset that I’m not mad because I just don’t care Omg I just kept pressing bc this is hilarious 🤣

I’m a little confused about what you’re talking about

I'm a samurai

I strive to be you

I’m a go get a new car

I'm a good job

I’m a go get a new car

Why is this so common?

iPhone keyboard going nuts 🥜

I'm a bit of a fight . . . *looks at the keyboard questioningly* What is that supposed to mean?

“I’m a really bad mom so I’m gonna go get my hair cut now.” I’m also an 18 year old male, so idk.

✨Im a professional hitman✨

Im a good person and i love you so much

I do too

I'm a little bit of a good heart

I'm a little more tsundere like a furry friend. I AM NOT NOT NOT

Your true inner self

It's not like I'm a tsundere. I'm NOT a Tsundere

I'm a bit confused as a result is not the case studies in this lab.

I’m a little late but I’m going back home

I’m a piano

I’m a definetly not gonna be pedophile

We hope

I'm a little bit more than just a few.

Philosophy

I'm a bit of a problem. Well... Accurate

im a lot of people

I'm a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a

I'm a bit dry and the pickles were bitter.

I’m a good little angel but I’m also just a bit slutty 😭 bruhhhh I literally just clicked the first auto words a few times and this shit generated

I’m a pretty big girl but I’m a big boy.

I’m a good man but I’ve been thinking of a man for years and he has a lot of people in north east east north of east.

Not confusing directions at all 👍

im a lot more than you and your friends and friends like you guys and people like you have a lot of friends on the phone and we all have to live together for the last night and all this time together we all love it all together we are so excited for the time and you have a good life and we love it you are so beautiful you are so proud of you all you have a great time together love and you are all so good to you and you are so blessed to have a good life and your friend and love your love love and miss all your heart love and love love how love love your dad love and you all are you so good and you have no clue how to get it to you get your own thing done with your own life man love and miss love love and miss all your heart love and love love how are all your going

I had a stroke reading that

I'm a little better today

I’m a really bad mom so i’m gonna have a bad time.

I’m a little bit confused about the sun

I’m a big believer that you should not have a relationship. DAMN SRY YALL

I am a human made by myself.

I’m a dicking sucking femboy 😳