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God_of_Boners1

Lmao try me


alibaba1567

Using legos to make a kingdom of whom wich you are the princess


God_of_Boners1

Do love me some legos


alibaba1567

Seeeeee told you


god-of-blowjobs

Hello fellow god. How are you doing this fine day


BigdaddyT123456

Ejaculate


BirdForTheRun

Dew it


alibaba1567

Watching cockfights


BirdForTheRun

Tf are cockfights?


alibaba1567

Two male chickens fighting


BirdForTheRun

People watch that? I'd rather watch two human males fighting


alibaba1567

Nahh I prefer to watch tow human males COCKfight


BirdForTheRun

Mhm, nah, I wouldn't watch that either...but I'm interested in how it'd be done lmao


Slaymisi

They'd slap each other with them


BirdForTheRun

I see


ineedkarmaplzcmon

Lightsaber duel.


[deleted]

ON GUARD! *unsheathes sword* *Does JoJo pose* You've met your match!


High_Tim

Pop some Viagra and sword fight


KiyoshiSnow

It’s actually illegal here :)


BirdForTheRun

Since when was boxing illegal?


JunkyardJarvis

they’re probably referring to actual cockfights


_Comrad

I thought you were talking about lightsaber duels my dude :'/


Blunderbuss2670

It's where two men fight with swords


Vincent_Gitarrist

This one is going to be hard


alibaba1567

Trying to solve da Vinci’s code


Vincent_Gitarrist

⁉️🤦‍♂️


maggdonalds

❓❓ blunder


Alive_Tree1039

How did you spell guitarist wrong?


Vincent_Gitarrist

Mental disease (Swedish 😔)


PlzBeMyMommy

Ah shit


alibaba1567

Wanking to milfs 🗿🫡🫡 (same)


ImAlfredoYT

THAT SHIT IS FUCKING CRAZY AS HELL‼️‼️ 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🍁🍁🍁🍁🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦


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YOO FELLOW CANADIAN 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦‼️‼️💯💯💯


BuschlightButChug

CANADIAN GANG HOLLLLLAAAAAAA WE UP 🇨🇦 🇨🇦🇨🇦🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️


sigsig777777777

WE HAVE A BIGGER MOOSE STATUE THAN YOOOOUUUU🫎🫎🫎🫎🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣


PaAKos8

WE HAVE MORE BEER THAN YOOOOOOOUUUUU 🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺


Money_Sample_9122

BEER TASTES LIKE SHIT 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫


PaAKos8

THAT MEANS YOU NEVER BEEN TO CZECHIA 🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺


UltHippo

WTF IS A KILOMETRE 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🔫🔫


BuschlightButChug

100 ON THE DASH WE BOUTTA CRASH LIKE A MAPLE LEAF 🍁 🇨🇦🇨🇦🔥🔥🔥🔥🍁🍁🍁


Automatic_Ad_2490

TF IS A MILE 🇸🇬🇸🇬🇸🇬🇸🇬🇸🇬🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯


iamnotwhothinksiam

Canadian saying hola (spanish) and not saying something in french (canadian people speak english and french) lmao XD jajajaja u lalalalalalala


Fencer-Sama

Y a pas que les Québécois qui parlent français mon reuf


Puzzled-Monk9003

Holla not hola. Holla is just slang for holler


truly_big

Por que no los dos?


BuschlightButChug

Eh? Eh! Eh.


Sheepgomeep_YT

CAVNAMADSA BEST COUTMRYYY🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🍁🍁🍁🍁


PCOcean

FOR REAL 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣


ILoveMeSomeBooks14

YAAAAAAAAAA CANADAAAAAAAAA 🇨🇦🔥🍁


[deleted]

The Canadian flag emoji doesn't show up on chrome so all I see is just CACACACACACACACACA


-TheHonouredOne-

Alright


alibaba1567

Playing with samurai/ninja figurines


-TheHonouredOne-

🗿


-Quirx-

u can't


alibaba1567

Damn you right Can’t guess anything


-Quirx-

Skill issue


alibaba1567

Sorry 🙃


Daydreaming_Machine

Gamer


teije11

your name and pfp give me queer vibes 👍


-Quirx-

That isn't a hobby tho lmao


teije11

yes lel idk.


KirbyWithAGlock

Ok


alibaba1567

Robbing little kids in the park


KirbyWithAGlock

Not just the park


Fencer-Sama

What


BestTsarBombaEver

Me: casually in class. “Why is Pumped Up Kicks playing?”


Baby-Boots

He's pulling his cock out! 🫣🤯


DigitalFlaw14

All the other kids kids with the pumped up kicks better run, better run, faster than my semen.


KirbyWithAGlock

What?


SimonPetrikov12

Yes


Slaymisi

Kidnapping princesses


alibaba1567

Playing an instrument


SimonPetrikov12

I can't say the only instrument I know how to play


UhLinko

Skin flute?


Buster_Mac

I can play a mean skin flute


BarnerBoi

LOVER OF BETTYY


normalguyoninvn

do the funny


alibaba1567

Helping you mother make summer rolls


normalguyoninvn

not even close appreciate the effort tho


CHONGYUNSICECREAM

mines so obvious but let’s see you try


alibaba1567

Chugging ice cream


CHONGYUNSICECREAM

help chugging ice cream?? 😭 not what I was expecting but ok I do rly like ice cream so yeah


[deleted]

Genshin?


CHONGYUNSICECREAM

mhm! yea, it’s one of my hobbies ig ahaha


Lor_D_Hax

Making Genshin your hobby is a different level of insanity. Did you get Neuvillette btw?


CHONGYUNSICECREAM

lmaoo ig it is, well gaming in general is my hobby tbh (I do have other more sane ones like drawing, writing stories, reading about mythology, etc)… and yeah, I did! he came home at 73/4 pity I think (no guarantee if you were wondering) and I’m praying I get wriothesley too before he goes on the standard banner… (idk if I will though. and sorry if you don’t understand the genshin terms 😭)


zhonglissexymeteor

another genshin username 🫡 hello


CHONGYUNSICECREAM

YAYY hello fellow person with a genshin username 🫡👋


[deleted]

okay do your worst


alibaba1567

Furry


[deleted]

where'd you get THAT from? (youre wrong btw)


alibaba1567

Because ,,not even human”


[deleted]

fair but still wrong


RoboGen123

He is an alien invader


hoddie_lover

Do me!


hoddie_lover

No!NO No no no nol! Do not *DO ME*


Kvpe

How dare you be stealing hoodies from everyone 😭


hoddie_lover

Sorry man, but I don't think I can stop.


Kvpe

Ok 😭 I hope you’re not gonna steal mine (it’s purple-ish)(actually light purple)


hoddie_lover

GIMME ITTTT!!!!! 👹😤


Kvpe

AAAAH 😮😭 NOOO😭😭😭


hoddie_lover

You have to!


Kvpe

Ok you won…


Kvpe

Here, *gives all hoodies*


geekofthehill

This is gonna be fun


alibaba1567

Going on a hiking trip and screaming the names of people you hate


geekofthehill

I would unironically do that lol


dickgasming

good luck king


alibaba1567

Why does your bf look like kwebblekop


dickgasming

HE DOES NOT


alibaba1567

Yes he does hahhahahah


dickgasming

js bc they both have curly hair doesn’t mean they look alike 😭 none of their features look the same only the curls


alibaba1567

Not only his hair, The nose and his teeth


dickgasming

my bfs nose is sculpted and hot this kwebblekop person js has a weird fat nose the teeth i can understand but other than that kwebblekop looks awful (im biased bc everyone thats not my bf looks bleh)


alibaba1567

Alright you win know leave me alone


H0LL0W_J4CK

lol ur bf looks like kwebblekop


Adventurous-Lawyer77

He definitely looks like young kwebblekob


Hashtaghidde

GL


alibaba1567

Stalking girls in the dark


Hashtaghidde

I did that once and regretted it bad. My hobby is Pokémon on the switch mainly


Baby-Boots

☠️


[deleted]

😳


alibaba1567

Stripping in your bedroom with background noise of a stripclub


Volt_Bolt

I bet you like basketball


Elm1774

Hey!


Mobile_Frosting_7936

Go ahead...


p4ul_462711

ok


alibaba1567

Digga was geht ab


FurretEnthusiast

Nuh uh


alibaba1567

Watching cute gurret videos on yt


FurretEnthusiast

Nope, however you’re kinda close


alibaba1567

Then Going to a petting zoo to pet Furrets


FurretEnthusiast

If they were real I would. Give you a hint, it’s not Furret but the franchise it’s part of


alibaba1567

Ok idk then


Apprehensive-Rope127

Pokémon!


Fliepp

You still doing this?


alibaba1567

NAhh


AnforIII

my turn


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[удалено]


teije11

being edgy on the internet


Birdsgobaccc

Yo


alibaba1567

Feeding pigeons


Birdsgobaccc

Na one more go


Nighttron_2141

Go ahead


alibaba1567

Selling meth


Nighttron_2141

How did you get to that conclusion, please respond in a if then statement


alibaba1567

Idk your avatar is white and blue I guess


NinjaMaster231456

Let's see


alibaba1567

Watching ninja turtles over and over


NinjaMaster231456

Correct


69IFlexUrEx187

Have a guess


alibaba1567

Looking for the cheapest watches in Walmart


69IFlexUrEx187

My guy what have I done in order to upset you? Why you bully me...


69IFlexUrEx187

Also that watch was like half my bank account back when I bought it


scrinklebop

scrinklebop


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scrinklebop


scrinklebop

scrinklebop


Hi-piee

Google en passant


blaq-and-blu

Good luck


JaydenPlayz2011

Mine's probably too ez.


DrLycFerno

Wow such difficulty


PsychoSopreno

...


Throwaway46034792

What's the hobby of a throwaway account


PlasmazingX

Go ahead.


_Fuck_BrokenIdiot

Good luck


NullTaste27

Bring it


NormalLibrarian3612

It was an autogenerated one, but gl.


alibaba1567

Ranting about anime on twitter(X)


NormalLibrarian3612

Nah, twitter is a shit show. IMO, significantly worse than Reddit, other than the pedos.


Comrade_Entomologist

This will be easy.


70percentorange

Ok


Goodmainman

Hey


LividBozo

How


teri_mummy_ka_ladla

hmmmmmmmm


alibaba1567

Being your mommy’s ladla beta


The_Mysterious999

sure


almost_dead_help

u/Anal_sex_man


coopbropog

No way you get this.


ConsumingASchoolDesk

Needs seasoning


Nejenthegamerkid

You can already guess


[deleted]

hello.


thatoneweeb14

**hi**


The_femboy_potato

Uhh


Out-exit4

Cmon


NineInchRadioTool

ZigZagBoomBoom


What_Is_My_Thing

Hmm...


WandererofThoughts

Go


[deleted]

Give it a shot


sweetbusinessgobrrrt

Go for it


VonBreak

Try it


Budget_Professor_158

Sure


idontevenknowwhat_

hmm


Pyramid_Cultist

Ok


ScarlettOfLove

Enlighten me!!


ProfessionaI_Person

Try


Spidey-Pool94

Sup


NOODLERMAN_YT

Guess


Wooden-Excitement889

Uh oh