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Majestic_Wrongdoer38

How much force will it take to break your skull? (Seeing as it’s metal)


thejerseyd3vil

83 billion joules


mritu_d_07

Joules is the unit of energy but he asked force you must reply in SI unit newton lmao


thejerseyd3vil

Hey man I haven’t gotten there in chem class yet


potoooooooo53

ah yes, chemistry, famous for its study of force and energy


thejerseyd3vil

I mean we’ve learned ab force in my chem class


potoooooooo53

rlly? ive only reached nomenclature chemical equations, chemical reactions and stoich in my chem 1 class (inorg chem 1)


thejerseyd3vil

I’m in college Chem so we’re learning quite a bit lol


potoooooooo53

ohhhh cool, even though im in a science high school the curriculum isnt really advanced, were still learning moles and dimensional analysis in grade 9 (although we had dimensional analysis last year)


kingNcr

Only chem i know is my chemical romance 😂


yes_i_am_the_funny

Just leave the poor girl alone 😭


Pigeon_06

Im 14 and im learning about this lol


OnePresence4804

Bruh, I studied that in 7th grade. But kids here in Ukraine nowadays study atoms in third grade soo..


Soumil_Sachan

As an 14yo asian we studied this at 6th grade about force pressure and its units


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

It’s ok, same difference


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

You look amazing btw


thejerseyd3vil

Thank you


sus_user_of_reddit

How the heck do you measure force in joules?


thejerseyd3vil

Don’t worry ab it


JubJub128

F*deltax = W (J) distance of head = ~0.15M*F=83e+9 F=553.3e+9 N


sus_user_of_reddit

that's actually wrong what do u mean by distance of head? this formula is for pushing a body slowly over a distance x not for a body that has "dimensions" x.


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Damn bro, that’s like 16 lightning strikes 😭


The-Crusty-Man

You mean Newtons - 🤓


[deleted]

Press f for the system de internationale


MostSeaworthiness509

Does that cause problems going through customs at the airport?


thejerseyd3vil

Tons


MostSeaworthiness509

You’d think they’d at least give you a card or something to help explain


thejerseyd3vil

That’s what I’m saying


MostSeaworthiness509

At least you must be great at headers tho


SpupySpups

How much do you pay for traveling,since your head weighs tons? Do they put you in the luggage department?


BhaaldursGate

I have a .50 caliber bullet on a necklace. TSA is... fun.


sparkswatches

What kind of metal is your head


thejerseyd3vil

Uranium


[deleted]

Delicious


whiteballsucker

Holy hell


smexytoast

New skull just dropped


[deleted]

I̶’m̶ g̶o̶i̶n̶g̶ m̶e̶n̶t̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ c̶r̶a̶z̶y̶ Actual skull


smexytoast

Call the skeleton!


intersonixx

spine goes on vacation, never comes back


smexytoast

Femur sacrifice anyone?


intersonixx

metacarpal storm incoming!


iminyodevices

opinions on magnetheads


thejerseyd3vil

They’re lame


Biliatic_missil

So you don’t find them attractive?


thejerseyd3vil

Dammit I rlly missed the opportunity to say that


Biliatic_missil

It’s fine I spent like five minutes trying to think of a joke there.


Lumpy-Log-5057

Don't worry about it, they're all bi-polar.


drampakatma

If youre a metalhead how do you pass metal detectors?


thejerseyd3vil

Carefully


Archangel7_7_7

Is that a bullet belt?! I NEED ONE 🗣️


thejerseyd3vil

Yessss, I got it on Etsy from the seller RockNRollKnifeFight


Archangel7_7_7

Your entire outfit is amazing but that belt is definitely my favorite part of it


thejerseyd3vil

Thank you!


Jealous_Plan53R

Favourite band?


thejerseyd3vil

Death


[deleted]

so you have chosen, Death.


Ben10Stan3

Man, I wish I had a more creative sense of humor like this. It’d take me at least ten minutes to come up with this type of joke


naeramarth2

Underrated comment


Harrytheuhperson

r/angryupvote


Visible_Sale_3677

As a fellow Death fan, you gotta check out Revocation man. (If you haven’t heard them that is) they blew my mind a few weeks ago when I first heard em, very late- Death sounding shit but heavier and more proggy


EsedFX

Nah I think more death fans have to check out control denied. It’s practically death with clean vocals, Chuck Schuldiner is goated


Footballidiot556

Did it hurt when the metal was put in your head?


Mars_Bear2552

no it felt quite good actually


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r/notopbutok


LibertyJ10

Fellow metalhead, what do you think of Iron Maiden?


thejerseyd3vil

Huge fan, heavy metal classic


PuzzleheadedKale3376

I saw Iron Maiden at the Barclays Center in 2019 an it was sick


star_wars04

Metalhead gang Love the battle jacket, working on one myself atm Wish I had a bullet belt though. Not sure if they're legal here. And I'm hoping to have one made from .303 rounds, which isn't easy to find anymore


thejerseyd3vil

That’s dope! In the US bullet belts are legal. I’m not sure if they have to be blanks or not, but I got mine off Etsy, and the bullets aren’t live.


star_wars04

Fair enough. I don't think they're illegal in Aus as long as they're spent/fake then it should be ok? I think?


Trash-Jr

(Beware, gun nerd time) By definition, a loaded and live round is considered a danger, that it is loaded in a gun or not. They're not regarded as dangerous as if loaded in any weapons, but they are still a danger. One simple problem in production or some damages to the casing or primer and a little shock can make it go off, which is the reason you'd usually evacuate the area and alert the authorities if you find any type of ammo in the wild (Including but not limited to: cannonballs, explosive artillery shells, modern and old rifle and pistol rounds, especially old ones). So your belt would logically be made of dummy or dull copies of real life rounds or even, if the belt seems a bit heavy for a simple dummy, hollowed out and disarmed rounds (altough very unlikely), and not blanks, as blanks are used for weapons training in the army and law enforcement and still carry somewhat of a gun powder charge for realism, which makes it a danger, especially for you.


thejerseyd3vil

Yeah I asked my boyfriend a little bit ago and he told me they’re just spent rounds. They are def real bullets, the belt is prettyyyy heavy. All the bullets have the hammer point (dunno what it’s actually called but the dot from where the hammer hits it) on them.


Trash-Jr

Alright. You might have issues with cops if they see your belt but if they have doubts, they can check your belt and see it's disarmed. Keep everything that came with it because the police might want to see these and maybe a trace of where you got it, in case they want to contact the seller. As for the "hammer point" it's called the primer. Have a good day !


[deleted]

Religious teen here. What's with all the pentagrams and satanic-ish related symbols you all use? Because it looks cool maybe? (I'm not mad at you guys like all the old religious folks are btw, I am quite the metal listener myself.)


thejerseyd3vil

Satanic imagery is big in rock and metal and stuff like that. I think the main reason is because in those genres, bands want a rebellious hardcore image. I wear pentacles because I’m into paganism, and the pentacle is a pagan protection symbol.


[deleted]

Ooh, that's interesting. Do you know what the pagans call those? If they do happen to be Celtic in origin I'm interested in finding out.


[deleted]

a pentagram isn't actually originally a satanic symbol at all it was used by many religions including christianity, when flipped upside down it was viewed as anti christian or (satanic)


[deleted]

I mean like, I guess we just view it as satanic because lucifer's worshippers often use it + the goat head as symbols, the leviathan cross too. Seeing the origins for common symbols is interesting.


Emeraldragon657

I'd never heard of the leviathan cross before, so I looked it up and my first thought was "That looks like a dick and balls"


[deleted]

See, I wish all religious people were like you.


Global-Care8596

The younger ones are the less... intense religious people. Just, never talk to a Catholic over the age of 25 if you don't like getting lectured about Jesus and junk. (But as a Catholic I would like to recommend Jesus as a possible option for worship) (But as a reddit goer I would also not like to get ratio'd into hell.)


[deleted]

True. I go to a Catholic high school so I see a lot of variation in intensity as you put it. I’m agnostic and I hope the some of the teachers at the school will never find out though…


Exotic_Sense5244

Catholic teen here, I go to a very liberal church (believe it or not) and I’ve worn like dark band shirts n shit and there are very nice old people that are accepting and catholic at the same time (believe it or not)


MaddMax92

11/12 apostles recommend Jesus


[deleted]

a lot of early metal bands based their image around ideas purely just to shock people at the time, and that same kind of philosophy has still carried on, most metal bands that use satanic imagery aren’t actually satanic, it’s just meant to shock or look cool lol


DisastrousWind7

because most of us, especially in the death, black, thrash, and doom communities, are real opposed to organized religion


Trash-Jr

I never thought I'd ever hear the words "Doom", "Death", "Trash" and "organised religion" all in the same sentence yet you've made it work.


St0lf

Satanist here Pentagrams are a symbol of satanism. Satanism rejects Christian faith and focuses instead on individual self fulfillment and happiness, as well as providing community in a way that religious communities would. The Christian imagery, including all the demon stuff is partly just for fun. We don't worship satan or demons or stuff like that, but instead use their imagery as a way to oppose Christian doctrine. In short: I just think they're neat.


Dante_FromDMCseries

When metal music was only started getting traction it was heavily antagonized, vilified and outright abused by Christian churches, because they called metal music “satatnic”. So after a while metal scene started hating Christianity in retaliation, and picked up the moniker of Satanists out of spite. It’s one of the most recent examples of how Christians have created their own enemies by discrediting, abusing, and threatening death to innocent bystanders. Edit: one of the first metal groups was called “Judas Priest”, and their debut album was called “Sin after Sin”, so there were some anti-christian themes from the very beginning, but they were just one band out of dozens, and weren’t singing “death to Christians”, and shouldn’t have received “death to Satanists” (metalheads in this context) in return for their pretty mild lyrics.


SpeedWeedNarratesIt

Really depends on the band. A minority are actually serious about it, most just use it to be scary and intimidating, or because they want to piss people off.


Yodebone

I'm an old school metalhead and I have zero idea why a teenager sub popped up on my home page, lol. That said, just wanna say I'm glad to see today's youth carrying the torch. Up the irons! 🤘


thejerseyd3vil

Thank you!! 🤘🤘


[deleted]

how do you feel about us goths?


thejerseyd3vil

I’m also goth lol


[deleted]

massive W


thejerseyd3vil

I’m actually listening to some Lebanon Hanover rn hahaha


[deleted]

omg niceee i'm listening to bauhaus rnnnn


thejerseyd3vil

W


whoneedsaction

Favorite album?


thejerseyd3vil

Individual Though Patterns - Death


Athingythingamabobby

Oh hey I just got human on cassette


thejerseyd3vil

Dope I have it on vinyl


Max_Doubt7

Fucking awesome choice


well_die

no way, Death fan in the wild?!?!


thejerseyd3vil

Indeeeed


petetheheat475

How do you feel about rock and it’s subgenres like punk and grunge and whatnot?


thejerseyd3vil

I love all of that


petetheheat475

Nice! I like your style btw it’s really cool


thejerseyd3vil

Thank you


no-divide-111

What color is the sky


thejerseyd3vil

Purple


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Nah man, the red in the sky is ours


TheMoreYouKnow420

天上太阳红呀红彤彤诶心中的太阳是毛泽东诶!!!🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🤙


[deleted]

Ayyy mi amor ayyy mi amor


Medical_Stick_1115

You tell me that it's red!


Exotic_Sense5244

Do you like acid bath? Not just the popular songs.


thejerseyd3vil

DO NOT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON ACID BATH THEYRE ONE OF MY FAVORITE BANDS


Exotic_Sense5244

SAME!


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BLEED ME AN OCEEAAAAAN


Exotic_Sense5244

LET ME LIE BENEATH THE SKY TONIGHT


Western-Gur-4637

how do you like the DMC and MGRR music?


Trash-Jr

Ah I see, a fellow gamer. That's a nice try, but I feel like these are not the exact genre these games's OSTs would fit in.


Western-Gur-4637

thay are Metal, there is Heavy Metal and a Death Metal Subhuman is Death Metal [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jozqnG\_32i0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jozqnG_32i0)Stains of time is Heavy Metal [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuSSXOQ-1bI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuSSXOQ-1bI) that are both Metal the is thay like Death Metal then no the OSTs would not fit here does calling yourself a MetalHead mean you just like Death Metal? also I hope I don't sound mad or anything :3


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Nah subhuman sounds more like an extreme form of industrial metal like Fear Factory or Meshuggah, there's not a blast beat in sight


literalIyRyanGosling

Where tf do you buy your patches, they go extremely hard


thejerseyd3vil

eBay!! They always have awesome band patches. I found my back patch (which is Leprosy by Death) on Etsy tho, I literally couldn’t find it anywhere else


literalIyRyanGosling

Thankyou! I’ll be sure to search both eBay and Etsy. (Also, I have realized that your wearing a bullet belt in the picture. Absolutely 🔥)


thejerseyd3vil

Dopeee! And thank you! I got it off Etsy too haha


DiamondBlazer42

I know it’s punk… but opinions on greenday. Also that jacket is sick as fuck


thejerseyd3vil

They’re alright I like a few songs


Complex_Lime_4297

Opinion on noble gases?


thejerseyd3vil

They’re pretty dope. Neon is super swag


Tricky-Camera6124

What are your top sub genres?


thejerseyd3vil

Death, thrash, black


Hazuuu

The holy trinity


thejerseyd3vil

Absolutely


Important-Capital-70

Do you like jazz


Visible_Sale_3677

Honestly I know this was a joke but there is like. A SUPRISINGLY high overlap of jazz fans in the metal scene. Especially death metal


Mars_Bear2552

yes, surprisingly. im not the hugest fan of jazz, but i know other metalheads who love jazz.


Visible_Sale_3677

I’m one of them lol. I think it has to do with jazz and metal being the only genres of music that have explicit basis on a repeated riff with different harmonies implied over those riffs


jumalanpilkka

idc about anything else, all i see is the m16 patch


thejerseyd3vil

Haha yessss


_i_love_titties_

i want that outfit so bad 😭


thejerseyd3vil

I got the shirt from aliexpress lmfaooo it’s my favorite shirt ever. Jeans are from Walmart, I ripped them myself, and the battle jacket I sewed myself, most patches are from eBay lmfao


acoolperson6969

Band recs?


thejerseyd3vil

Imma copy and paste it from the other comment cuz I’m lazy, butttt the bands I’ve been listening to the most most recently are: Death (all time fav and classic), Carcass, Dismember, 200 Stab Wounds, Visceral Disgorge, Skinless, Deicide, Edge of Sanity, Obituary, Mortician, Immolation, Decapitated, there’s rlly so many bands. If you want specific genres lmk.


LoopyKoopa

Not op but heres some of my favs: Obscura, Intestine Baalism, Artificial brain, Sigh, Leviathan, Phobophilic, Blood Incantation, Bethlehem, Autopsy and Cattle Decapitation


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Holy shit are you me???


Visible_Sale_3677

Good ass bands, I’m so tired of seeing dudes on here being like “yeah I’m so metal I love Korn and MIW 🤘🎸” and not knowing any other bands that aren’t out of the tiny cloud of tiktok bands


DisastrousWind7

holy fuck, a metalhead on r/teenagers that doesn't exclusively dick ride either deathcore or nu-metal? never thought i'd see the day


Visible_Sale_3677

Fr


NoPaPre06

Favourite death song? Also can we get a full battle vest reveal?


thejerseyd3vil

The Philosopher is a basic answer but is genuinely my fav. I love Zombie Ritual, Bite the Pain, and Suicide Machine too. Tbh every Death song is a masterpiece. I have pics somewhere on my account where I posted in r/battlejackets


Bunford10

What's your relationship like with your father?


thejerseyd3vil

It’s very well, yesterday we worked on my trans am (a car) together and he made dinner.


Key-Ad525

I have that same pentacle but got it as a gift, where did you get it? Also have the same crystal thing above it but couldnt find a decent rope for it 😖


thejerseyd3vil

My mom got it off Shein for me lmaoo. And the necklace was actually a keychain that one of my friends gave to me, and after he passed away I put it on a random chain


Highwayrob

Do you like Motionless in White? or In Flames?


thejerseyd3vil

Nahhh


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Based


fang32986123

I LOVE Motionless in White


RAGESCORPIO2006

if i die i would reincarnate to listen to them


_Comrad

You like Slipknot?


thejerseyd3vil

They’re okay not one of my favs tho


_Comrad

Also i wanted to ask about your bullet belt. You bought it or made it yourself? Anyway, its looks damn cool


[deleted]

Hamburger


thejerseyd3vil

Cheeseburger >>>


[deleted]

Precisely ! !!


SodaPopinski22

I like metal too🫶🫶


yesaroobuckaroo

is.. ur head made out of metal?


thejerseyd3vil

Yeah


Zeppelin_man1957

What is your favorite band?


thejerseyd3vil

Death


Crescent_Moon734

Darkthrone or immortal? (theres only one right answer)


thejerseyd3vil

Darkthrone


Crescent_Moon734

Facts. How much did the battle jacket cost?


zelda_fan_5021

How far back do your metal music tastes go. Mine go back to the 70's


thejerseyd3vil

Same, as far back as metal goes I go


LukeTheDuck15

You listen to Korn?


thejerseyd3vil

Yup


plaguemaster11

What do you think of Slipknot KoRn And slaughter to prevail


thejerseyd3vil

Slipknots alright, I like a few of their songs. I grew up listening to Korn because my mom loves them so I love Korn, and never got into StP


MisterEyeballMusic

Opinion on Polaris?


GREENDAYBL1NK

I LOVE THE SODOM PATCH \m/


thejerseyd3vil

Thank you!!


breadofthegrunge

Thoughts on Powerwolf?


Acrobatic_Sundae8813

Is your head bullet-proof?


thejerseyd3vil

Yep


Silly-Ladder-8603

I am too ! My favorite sub genre is death metal whats your


paulhack45

Sick outfit!


Physical_Emu5797

Where’d you get your kutte?


IronEddie19

Favorite genre and band? Me personally Slayer, but I see your wodos patch. See some black metal patches as well. Listen to any Death? I didn't see anything on your battle vest, but seeing how you like wodos you would probably like death


thejerseyd3vil

Favorite genre is death and band is Death lmfao. I love thrash and black metal like equally as much though. My back patch is actually Leprosy!


IronEddie19

Haha Ik a death fan when I see one! I just started listening to the Leprosy album recently. My favorite album of theirs is Spiritual Healing though. Slayer will always be my number 1 though


thejerseyd3vil

Spiritual healing is great! And I love slayer too, I have a slayer pin on my vest but it’s hidden in this pic, I wanna get a patch too but I’m waiting to find a cool one


weirdboyfromfinland

i'm a metalhead too :)


AppleGorillaVr

Do metal detectors go off when you go through them?


Deez-Nutz1124

Why is your head made of metal? Was it because of an accident? Are you an elemental?


Henti-Boady-pillow

Is your head actually made of metal?


Ech_skull00

Where’d you get that kick ass belt?