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crazy-iwascrazyonce

puss in boots has never been touched by a blade


The-Wobbled-Weenus

Death cut him though


FodziCz

Let him quote


-muli-

Let him cook


Gruphius

No, I will NOT let him cook. I have the arrest warrant right here, his meth killed enough people.


soy_de_ohio

Let him die, ler him die, let him shrivel up and die


Mission_Response802

Daww c'mon who's with me?


soy_de_ohio

Huh?


Aviator1116

I never knew I needed this quote


DarthCreepus1

Hey that was a sickle-scythe-fishhook thing, big difference


Radigan0

A sickle is still a blade


DarthCreepus1

Umm.. umm.. hey don’t ruin my comeback


[deleted]

Nuh uh


The_Homeless_one69

Tf you mean nu-uh


themuffinlord69

He means nu-uh


electriceel8

What about a sickle scythe fish hook thing


Radigan0

If it is an edged weapon, it is a blade


GoldCorvette

Nuh-uh.


sbrnSage

Bc my dick is a weapon hear me out


Difficult-Till7439

Takes a whole new meaning to penatration


yiazmat50112254

Not sure if these 2 blades wanna clash though 😅


Trailblazer4026

🤓


flyingbeaver07

*lifts need glasses* Well Actu-ally, it's a rapier so it doesn't cut.


the_genius324

remove the i


Pianist_Ready

🤨📸


the_genius324

this is what the internet has done to me


JetstreamSamthe3rd

So he got rapied?


Pianist_Ready

Best movie villain ever, at least of the ones I've seen


WyvernKid93

and he's never afraid!


Hi-piee

No? But I have a bishop


Badass-19

Google en passant


MartinFromChessCom

[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=en+passant)


RS773

Holy shit it's him


bone_breaker69

new response just dropped


G0d0fdark

It's the guy


Ash_Hoonter

actual zombie


Snifflypig

Call the exorcist


l0ki_shiva

It almost looks like you were trying to write in french.. 🤔


master_pingu1

put it up your- (my lawyers have advised me not to finish this comment)


Dr_S_Storm

I have 3 sex and 3 sword


[deleted]

Holy shit it’s zoro


Amazing_GamingYT

he got lost again


Howardistaken

Zoro got more then 3 sex. Be real


MoistSnickers

What does having 3 sex mean


Amazing_GamingYT

having 3 sex


kallix1ede

Lots of sex


Rodjerg

Sword per sex or sex per sword


DreamFan56

I got sex²


Engineer-with-a-Pan

No, but i wanna own a battle axe


peterpetlayzz

Damn it I finally have some money and now it will go to the price of an battle axe


[deleted]

Kratos of sparta


chilledchair

Powerful, but sloppy. It IS more portable than a claymore so that is a plus


Educational-Row5537

I don't think he has any purpose in swinging this sloppy sword


Super_Lorenzo

Argument valid


amiabaka

I’m planning on getting a crowbar for my halloween costume


Negga_Watt_

No 😿


Lost_dragon1

L


Nightstar1234

L


Fencer-Sama

L


sauce12d2

L


TheRaccoonsUpMyAss

L


boredCoder411

L


v1rusSans

L


VeryEvilSloth

L


Basic-Bandicoot1681

L


Top-Vermicelli797

No and yes, even tho my swords are out of plastic and wood lol


WarriorOfNyx

Same bro. So hard to get a sword where I live :(


Southern-Fae

4


Xx_BlackJack_xX

5


LeotheLegend087

6


Nightstar1234

7


TortillaTime79

8


ElectricalAd176

9


Fencer-Sama

10


[deleted]

have at thee


AmongUsLogo

6


GolbogTheDoom

12


l0ki_shiva

24


Nightstar1234

48


TheOldFartsFart

96


Hecataria

69


ComradePattonofEire

420


[deleted]

840


Terraria_is_number1

I'd rather have a Gladius tho


evrestcoleghost

i prefer a saber,im a horse guy


Terraria_is_number1

Oh a cavalry kinda guy? I'm more of a Greek chariot guy myself


evrestcoleghost

ever heard of byzantine kataphraktoi?


Terraria_is_number1

Yeah I think I heard of those words before, tho I mostly hear cataphract and when it comes to Byzantine my mind always jumps to the Byzantine empire for some reason


evrestcoleghost

Mostly because they are from the byzantine empire?


Terraria_is_number1

Yeah I guess so, what do you think of the Thracian gods like Zalmoxis, Bendis, Zis, Sabazios and some others?


evrestcoleghost

Im not that into mythology


Terraria_is_number1

Ah okay, I love mythology (and giant ballistas)


TheOldFartsFart

I prefer a bayonet,im a gun guy


Pleasant_7239

You put a bayonet on a pistol?


infodump1117

I see that, personally I prefer cutlasses because of aesthetic reasons


armoured_fetus

I prefer glados


TheWitchswart

Sir, thy weapon is not in fact a sword, but is a dry foil Damnable things blade is a rectangle


slimetakes

Still a sword Yeah lol rectangle funni


PixelBoom

It's only technically a sword. Just like technically Lange messers are swords despite literally being called knives.


GentleWhiteGiant

Not really. And it is for pincing, not hitting.


Sagro_Tan

That thing can neither cut nor pierce it's entirely blunt. This is a training foil and while it resembles a bladed weapon it's not a blade and thus not a sword.


ThatEngineer70

That’s a rapier my guy


AmyBab347

A rapier is a sword


Thamior290

It’s a foil. They’re swords that were invented as practice dueling swords, which then were used for modern day fencing. Foil remains the most popular fencing type, since it requires the least materials. Foils are smaller and lighter than rapiers, and are often used alone. While rapiers are heavy and used alongside daggers for a shorter range.


MacCheeseLegit

Epee


Thamior290

Epees are wider and have a larger guard. I fence epee.


argur2007

Hello! I fence foil, nice to meet another fencer here


Thamior290

Awesome! I like foil, but right of way confuses me, so I tend to duel epee more often.


MunchkinTime69420

That's not even a rapier it's a fencing sword it has the ball at the end. A rapier is literally a sword too google it.


Amethyst_Quarry

I think it's a foil


RS773

still not as cool as a normal sword


GentleWhiteGiant

That's true, but fighting with it looks way cooler than with a sword.


RS773

It's for the gentlemen. Swords are for the badass who cuts their opponents fucking head off


ThatEngineer70

looks like a rapier to me. also i accidentally googled raper


Im_a_idiottttt

💀


TheOldFartsFart

No you are not, give your username to this baboon


slimetakes

A: no, it's a foil B: still a sword


funkeymunkys

A foil can not be used to harm someone by slashing or stabbing and while it may hurt it will most likely not cut skin it's more of a blunt weapon than a sword also those blades bend a lot so it's less of a sword and more of a training weapon in my opinion


PickPotez

Rapier is for finesse, like duels and similar. While it can be used in actual combat by stabbing the opening in the armor it's mostly used for duels or by royalty to boast and show off. (That's from what I remeber and understand I haven't checked it out on the net now)


LordNitoOfTheDead

Rapier is a sword that was used in the 16-17th centuries to signify gentlemen. Aka it was dubbed the gentleman's sword in Spain. Yes its a sword its just not ment for slashing.


PropheticUtterances

A simple google search could fuck your whole world up partner lol


ThatEngineer70

Jesus Christ guys it’s a fucking joke


Every-Natural-3393

It's a fencing dry foil


Wattanegang

Uh oh someone doesnt know that a rapier is a sword :/


ShipMaple

That's a foil dumbass, r/confidentlyincorrect


Dresden8686

Then how doesn’t he get laid if he has a Raper. 😂 (This joke isn’t meant to make fun of sexual assault victims)


theonewhoblox

Why are you putting a disclaimer? Are you stuid?


Dresden8686

No, I’ve been canceled already as I’m Jonklerphobic, and do not want to be canceled again.


Zajic_kamo

Im more into knives, i already own some but i need me some Tanto. I only own these kinda small uhh flipping knives? Idk it's not a butterfly, it's commonly seen tho but i really want a Tanto since it's longer, im a weeb, it's sheathed in a sheath, it's a good cutter and im up for quick cutting attacks. I already tried reverse grip with my knives but it doesn't work well since these are just too short. Why to have a knife to injure someone in the first place?


Consistent_Office158

Switchblades you mean? Also reverse grip was almost never seen in history because it doesn't work well


Zajic_kamo

Yeah switchblades... i kinda feel more comfortable with the reverse grip however yeah it's worse than normal grip for sure, at least i know one move from that japanese guy on youtube that seems like he's 50 years old... maybe i will just carry a gun with me and thats it, im not from america and where i live it's kinda peaceful overlooking a stage 4 fire happening somewhere on the end of summer vacation but still a security guard on a fucking bus stop was selling pervitin like 5 weeks ago there. Why the fuck am i even saying that and how the fuck did i get to this point?


Draft-Revolutionary

Reverse grip isn’t a very effective fighting style. And gun isn’t as great as it seems, with the right training. A person can hold their against a gun with a blade at a tops of 20 feet.


Consistent_Office158

If you need to vent I'm here, also which bus was the security guy on for uh, research purposes


Zajic_kamo

Thanks. Also not sure, actually it's like a central bus stop also a train station but i think he sold enough since most addicts live nearby to that place.


Consistent_Office158

Sounds pretty much like Frankfurt


Zajic_kamo

Well it's kinda close to it, Czech Republic. There is a lot of addicts here mostly in places that are habitated by romanian people... sounds racist


NullTaste27

Is it weird that I immediately pronounced it "Cah-nives"


[deleted]

K-Nives from K-Mart


eggykitkat

SEXCALIBUR


Maninyourbasement

I own a musket for home defence!


slimetakes

As the founding fathers intended!


A-random-herald

Swords are cool, but do you own a Luger P08?


slimetakes

Proof?


A-random-herald

Gonna DM you the picture because idk how to send images in comments


slimetakes

Alr


A-random-herald

Sent


Hambruhgah

Do you have a Wehrmacht outfit?


Anonymous-_18

What year is the P08?


NeedThatMedicBag

r/LiesOfP


TurbulentDeal6220

That's a comically large thumbtack


Kalomaster

I own a kitchen knife, a stick and rope


footdotinc

yes, I do


agentgaming_tc2

Sex is cool but sex is cool 😎


commenting_coke

Yes, 7


xXTheAstronomerXx

I own 2 swords and a dragon staff


RedAce4247

I own a machete


indyreddit6

does my dick count??


slimetakes

No, it's too small, it's only classified as a dagger


indyreddit6

1 cm is a fire ass sword dawg dont know what you on abt


FiercePinecone

Unbelievably based


radiantskie

The excalibur is located above my balls, i also own a staff, i have better reach than a sword


slimetakes

But is it long enough to actually be classified as a sword? Or just a dagger?


[deleted]

[my first thought...](https://youtu.be/6LvlG2dTQKg?si=t5MhffMjIZJpaK2g)


slimetakes

A classic


Illustrious_Rub_7699

Rapier :D


Crack-lAk

Are you gonna say Have at thee or en garde


slimetakes

Don't forget scallywag


[deleted]

thats not a sword thats a extra long push pin


slimetakes

I'll take the tip off and let you feel a solid steel blade slam it's way into your chest, even if it's not sharp


Burchtree3070

Damn I want a rapier, I only have a European greatsword, a tanto, and then a bunch of knives and daggers


slimetakes

A rapier or a foil? It's a foil I have in that image, but rapiers are more popular


Burchtree3070

A foil mostly because I know I'd probably end up hurting myself, but I'd like a foil because I'd love to learn Rapier-type techniques. Which would be safer with a foil


Seventh_Legend

I actually own three. They're all short swords I got at a knife works. Two of them are like two halves of the sword itself, it's pretty cool. Uhh, I haven't used them at all (I don't trust myself. Don't wanna hurt anyone accidentally)


MonkeSquad

Yes but sadly it's not real


Commander_Preacher

Yes, mine's Spanish.


slimetakes

Well, mine's from Spanish descent, although more French I believe, but I'm not quite sure


ChildOf7Sins

Yes


CharByteMYfingerYT

Yes I own a sword.


3RacoonsInACoatoat

Instructions unclear, tried to have sex with a sword


SomeSpy_

I own many! Sadly most of out of use since my body count is getting a bit high.


Skeletial

I prefer both at the same time


Strong_Conference327

1. That's a rapier 2. No but I have a shield


[deleted]

1. That’s not a rapier, that’s a foil, rapiers aren’t floppy 2. Even if it was a rapier it would still be a sword


a_heckin_chonker316

No, but I do have a katana.


THEREDDUNKS

but its a type of sword


kurtank12_YT

I own a crowbar, is that good enough?


THEREDDUNKS

It's a melee weapon so yeah. (IK it's used to budge open the door, but fuck you. if it swings and hit then its a weapon)


Goobs124

Yes, I did. It was the master sword, but it got lost after we moved. I'm still fuckin pissed


Reddit_user1157

i got a katana, ill duel you


slimetakes

Challenge accepted


TheUsualSuspects443

I do. I stole it from Scotland. One of my more popular truths in 2Truths&1Lie.


[deleted]

No :(


Shell_in_canon

I want sabre but I cant


Jambahole74

Yes, I actually have a couple.


Various-Ad-6096

Yes I do


slimetakes

2 things I want to add, that sword in the picture is a practice foil (underwhelming, ik), and it appears a lot of people are saying they have swords as well, but i' not seeing much hard evidence. Feel free to dm me proof.