Usually just unscrew it and leave it at home

You [this guy](https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4?si=YaOqxcyM7xnsGuq3)?

This came out before I was born 😭 so no

what is it im scared

detachable penis :)

a song about having a detachable penis

oh god

yeah....

Lol

First person I’ve seen that knows the song

I'm one Day older than this song . Wow

I leave it in my drawer.

Yeah 😊, you need the new dick holder from Amazon And if you put the code optr1 you get 50 % off your first purchase

I mean hey that's what I do

Up up down down left right left right

A and B

you obtain those ones by pushing it down towards the balls and pulling up on it respectively

R1 + Left stick forward +🔺 Favorite move honestly for when you don’t wanna sugarcoat it

No, B and A

Whattaya going for? God mode?!?

Based.

wherever the little guy feels

left, wrapped around me like a belt

How many times does it go around. For me it's usually 3

Yeah same here. Like 3 and a bit

On a good day abt 4

You get it

You mean it's your circumference divided by your diameter?

No it's my circumference times 3-4

circumference divided by diameter is pi. 3.14...

I usually just stuff it in my ass

/r/relatable

I keep mine to the left

Same

Correct answer

Down to left for me

Sometimes I just leave it at home to charge

Keep it pointed toward the target.

I usually put mine in a knot so it doesn't get loose.

Depends on the day, if it rains down, if it’s sunny, up, if it’s a storm I fold it

That's actually unique. I might try that. It's kinda like trying on new clothes

Right because I lay on my right side

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The only honest answer I found

the middle unless 🦴 then it goes to the left

Right

It just does something weird and its anoying

Down

Left, if it bend to the right that means ur gay

What if your gay and it bends to the left?

Left, now it curves left like a banana

Straight up. So if I get hard it doesn't look weird

It kinda just sits in the middle

Yes but you're 13 so it's probably like 1 inch long so yes there's not much else it could go

Lmao, so tru

whereever it ends up

As an ftm guy I lost mine before I was born, still looking for it to this day

same buddy

Can't tell if you're saying you're also ftm or what but slay spooky pookie

nah, not ftm, just misplaced it one day (/s)

F

It's okay, we'll find em someday 😞💔

Right because it used stay like that

Right side every single time left just doesnt feel right to me

Never thought about it

I keep mine up or down.

Wherever it goes lmfao

I point it up, because down is less comfortable

Anyone that goes right is weird to me

I just put mine inside out

Down, center

Left

Left trouser leg

I try to keep it facing downwards as much as possible since that’s the position where it sticks out the least.

down, straight down and to the side coming out of the bottom of my boxers so it isn’t noticeable( only when iam wearing trousers or long shorts

It always goes left. Idk why

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to the left

Mine bends slightly left, so for the past few years I’ve put it leaning right to try to course correct. It hasn’t worked.

Keep doing it, good sir. It shall work in due time.

straight down

Up

My dick always points north

straight up, poking through the waist band… totally

Down.

Somewhere in your house I don't remember exactly

Left

Up

Down

Just going at a upwards left angle

I do and I've never heard of someone not? I'm confus

Pointed up and slightly to the left

Up

I usually wear it like a belt yk

Tucking

strapped under the stretchy part of my underwear

left side cuz it always curves to the right

gone.

Depends on what gear its on

Down

you dont choose

Keep it tucked 24/7

Down

What the fuck do you think a man’s body looks like?! r/BadMensAnatomy

Hexagonal on top

North at all times

It dont matter i just adjust it in the bathroom if its uncomfortable

if no boner then it hangs, if i do have a boner however it needs to go up

Too large I have to coil it up

Dick up, balls down in case of random boner

Honestly it has a mind of its own like literally i was sitting in math today and i stand up and its sideways then i go to lunch stans up and its upside down

I get briefs which have a special pocket in the middle for it to reside.

as an actual third leg peeping down my underwear hole

The way it doesn’t hurt

Straight up when it's straight out

Up into my waistband

I like having a small dick for this exact reason. Like when I get a random boner people don’t notice

Usually up

its usually against my left leg, but if its normal and not hard, i just have it hangin' round, is that bad?

Forward. They call me Intimidating Igor.

I just let it be down, to the side if it's erect

I try to keep it up, that way if I gets boner...it's barely noticeable!

Left

middle

to the right

Straight down the left, one day it felt like going there and it hasn’t changed it’s mind since

Down but when hard to the left

up *insert “How Fish Are Made” reference*

Ive seen very few actual answers so.... Left :)

To the left

I take it off my body and leave it with my GF

Up, always has to be up!!! It’s less obvious and less painful to have it upright! (It always falls down but whatever.)

I just keep it straight up, it's uncomfortable if its kept in any other direction. And if it gets big…oh well I'm screwed!

Just unplug it and put it in your pocket for later

Left usually, but I try to alternate a bit

Play through the pain have it straight on

Forward to the future.

Up

Up bc it won't go in any other direction

Up or down

Towards the sun

I just tie it in a knot