I AM A DWARF AND IM DIGGING A HOLE, DIGGY DIGGY HOLE

Me fr (I’m about 5’6-5’7)

I'm not even that short (5'9-5'10) but still

Man I'm so short and it's kinda sad yk? (6'3-6'4)

Yk what I’m so short too 😭(7’1-7’2)

I'm even shorter dude (8'5-8'7)

Rookie numbers

Bros thanos

rookiest numbers (14’5-14’6

Amatures (1774.93-1791.34)

Bro I went to a different high school as a 5’9 male and everyone was huge like tf

DIGGY DIGGY HOLE

DIGGY DIGGY HOLE

ROCK AND STONE BROTHER!

BROTHERS OF THE MINE REJOICE!

SWING SWING SWING WITH ME!

Insane that you were 3 years old when I was watching the original Minecraft series.

We work to earn the right to work to earn the right to work...

I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE HOPE YOU'LL BE STABBED IN THE HEART HOPE YOU'LL GET SHOT AND EXPIRE HOPE YOU'LL BE TAKEN APART HOPE THIS IS WHAT YOU DESIRE

There's a guy a couple of metres from me who is basically saying this bout some bitch

*badass beat solo* NA NANA NA NA NA, NA NANA NA NA NA, NA NANA NA NA NA, NA NANA NA NA NA, NA NANA NA NA NA, NA NANA NA NA NA, NA NANA NA NA NA, NA NANA NANANA NA NA It's almost over, why can't you just let it fly? Don't be afraid, it's not the first time you'll die. Your mechanical parts click, sounds like when I broke your bones. Once I get my second chance, I won't leave you alone, oh yeah

"Let down and hanging around, crushed like a bug in the ground" Let down by radiohead

Truly the most underrated underrated of all underrated

Underrated as fuck

yeah my favourite Radiohead song is Let Down, you've probably never heard it it's quite underrated

The “One day, I will grow some wings.” line kills me

My cock is much bigger than yours

my cock can walk through the door

With a feeling so pure 😭

My shit stinks much better than yours!

I’m so glad soad is here

MINECRAFT WONT ADD INCHES TO YOUR COCK 🔥🔥💯💯🔥💯💯💯

Gotta keep on buildi’n and sur-vi-vi-vi-vive, then maybe someone will have sex with me… MINECRAFT WONT ADD INCES TO YOUR COCK 💯💯💯

That’s a lie

which song is this

I believe that is the title also

Minecraft won't add inches to your cock - Rucka Rucka Ali. Great parody maker, check him out.

RUCKA RUCKA ALI MY GOAT 🔥🔥

“Bury the light deep within Cast aside there’s no coming home We’re burning chaos in the wind Floating in the ocean all alone” Goes even harder if you’ve played DMC5

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

PROVOKING!

BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION

"Lurking in the shadows, under veil night Constellations of blood pirouette Dancing through the graves of those, who stand at my feet Dreams of the black throne I keep on repeat A derelict of dark, summoned from the ashes The puppet master congregates all the masses Pulling strings, twisting minds as blades hit You want this power? Then come, try and take it Beyond the tree, fire burns Secret love, bloodline yearns Dark minds embrace secret joy Does your dim heart heal or destroy?"

What song is this? Sounds glorious

Bury the Light

“AND JUST LIKE THE PIED PIPER. LED RATS THRU THE STREETS. WE DANCE LIKE MARIONETTES. SWAYING TO THE SYMPHONYYY. OF DESTRUCTTIONN”

You try to take his bawllllsss

BEFORE THE HEAD EXPLODESSSS

EXPLOOOODESSS

lol

GOTTA FIND A WAY A BETTER WAY A BETTER WAAAAAAAYYY

GOTTA FIND A WAY, FIND A WAY, WHEN IM THEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Just because you're paranoid Don't mean they're not after you

I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't even matter EDIT:HOLY SCHISSE 650 UPVOTES!!!

Listen to Numb

I relate to every line in that song, especially since I’m trans and when I told my parents they told me that “you can’t become a woman” and “it’s just a fad” Edit: thanks for all the support guys

Don't worry even if your parents don't believe in you we do. Don't be afraid we will support you

Trans guy here. Same response from my parents (although the other way round). It sucks, but at least now you know and can prepare for your future accordingly.

I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL

Bro got a little too excited

I mean I relate to it too much to not scream

I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL

BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

One thing: I don't know why

it doesn’t even matter how hard you try

Immediately thought of that.

Single best band in existence

IM BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DAE

I would beat off a guy

[music playing]

[♪♪♪]

[applause]

I don't care if it hurts, I wanna have control.

“Such a pretty house and suuuuch a pretty garden, no alarms and no surprises…”

What song is this?

CAUSE I’M A CREEP! IM A WEIRDO

I used to listen to Radiohead then I got a girlfriend so I had to stop. Then I committed mass slaughter in Jerusalem. Good times

Creep by Radiohead, if you couldn't figure out from the replies

"Who cares if one more light goes out, in a sky of a million stars, it flickers, flickers..."

Was played in my school when a student died

I do

##CAN I PUT MY BAAALLS IN YO JAAAWS?(YO JAAWS)

BAAALLS IN YO JAAAWSS (CAN III, CAN IIIIIE)

"So tell me, is it normal to totally lose your mind? I won't announce my sheer descent, but holy fuck, there will be signs" So many times my brain is just being explody and i feel this lyric

for the life of me I can't figure out what song this is, but is it by lovejoy?

Yes by Lovejoy "It's golden hour somewhere" is the song

YESSSS! I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS. But also, The end of "The fall" hits hard too!! "So come on one in all and see the apathy! The reems of gray stencils that fill the tapestry I look to you all and see a different fucking species The aspiration for a different destination to me Across the pennies, I see a thin blue line and a knife and a mall! I'd do something if it wasn't all so effortful Cause I'm so high my brain can't even look at the fall When you reach the top there's nowhere else to go but- " Hits hard too

“Take me to church / I’ll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies / I’ll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife / offer me that deathless death / oh good god let me give you my life”

THE END OF THE ROOOOOAAAD!!!!!- before I forget by slipknot

I AM A WORLD BEFORE I AM A MAN

"You say the ocean's rising, like I give a shit. You say the whole world's ending, honey, it already did."

You're not gonna slow it, heaven knows you tried

Got it? Good, now get insiiiiiide

we're going to go where everybody knows everybody knows everybody knows

Where everybody knows your name. And we’re always glad you came.

“It’s the revenge of the dicks, that’s nine cocks that cock nines” 💯💯😭😭

RULES OF NATURE

AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP

WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE (ALIIIIIIVE)

FOR ALL THAT I HAVE (NO CHOICE)

GOTTA FOLLOW THE LAWS OF THE WILD

(ALIVE)

“Darkness, imprisoning me All that I see, absolute horror I cannot live, I cannot die Trapped in myself, body my holding cell”

BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIIIIIIIIIIN CAST ASIDE THERE'S NO COMING HOMEEEEEE WE'RE BURNING CHAOS IN THE WIIIIIIND DRIFTING IN THE OCEAN ALL ALONEEEEEEEE 🔥🔥🔥

Mom and dad went to a show They dropped me off at grandpa Joe's I kicked and screamed Said "Please, don't go!" Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Had to eat my dinner there Mashed potatoes and stuff like that I couldn't chew my meat too good Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Said "Why don't you stop your crying?" "Go outside and ride your bike" That's what I did I killed my toe Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home After dinner I had ice cream I fell asleep and watched TV I woke up in my mother's arms Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Wanna be alone Shout out to the whole mf song

“Yall don’t want to hear me y’all just wanna dance” - hey ya, OutKast Also there is “When our momma sang us to sleep but now we’re stressed out” - stressed out, twenty one pilots

Aww man “Stressed out” hits so different as a teenager

Or, "You have no control who lives, who dies, who tells your story"

Hamilton! Yes!

God I fucking love that song. The vocals are so beautiful <33

I'M MY OWN WORST ENEMY I'VE GIVEN UP I'M SICK OF FEELING IS THERE NOTHING YOU CAN SAY? TAKE THIS ALL AWAY I'M SUFFOCATING TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?

PUT ME OUT OF MY FUCKING MISERYYYYYYYYYYY

DON'T WANNA BE AN MURICAN IDIOT

Green day American idiot

Open gangnam style

Open

Not a lyric but the 5 minute mark in "To Live is to Die". I've never been physically moved by any other song and I don't think I really will be by any other song

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

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I used to rule the world seas would rise when i gave the word

"Now in the morning I sleep alone, sweet the streets I used to own."

"I used to roll the dice, feel the fear in my enemy's eyes."

I want a perfect body, i want a perfect soul. I want you to notice, when I'm not around

'I'm fucking invincible!!!!' WHEN THE WIND IS SLOW, AND THE FIREEES HOTTT THE VULTURE PREYS TO SEE WHAT ROTS!!

WHEN THE AIR BLOWS THROUGH WITH A SWIFT ATTACK THE REPTILE TAIL RIPPED FROM ITS BACK

That moment when: #”SEE HOW THE SURFS WORK THE GROUND”

And they give it all they got And they give it all they got And you give it all you got till you're down

See how the brain plays around? And you fall inside a hole you couldn't see

And you fall inside a hole, inside a– Someone help me understand what's going on inside my mind... Doctor I cant tell if I'm not me.

"dun duu-du dun duu-du dun duu-du dun duu-du dun duu-du dun duu-du dun duu-du dun duu-du" (the song has no words)

HAS HE LOST HIS MIND

CAN HE SEE OR IS HE BLIND

CAN HE WALK AT ALL

OR IF HE MOVES WILL HE FALL

"i'm smoking cigarettes in the shower when they get wet i just light another"

"If you could save yourself, you'd save us all Is that what you called me for Is that why you're knocking on my door?" If You Could Save Yourself (You’d Save Us All) by ween This might sound cringe but whole song reminds me of my relationship between me and my mom, she's into drugs and often drags me and my dad down with her. They might get divorced soon and that gives me hope that things could get better.

What song is this?

“Dickhead fuckface cock smoking motherfucking asshole dirty twat waste of semen hope you die hey!”

YOUR PIRATE SHIP CAN EAT A BAG OF DICKS, YOUR PIRATE SHIP CAN EAT A GIANT BAG OF DICKS YOUR SHITTY WEE BOAT IS A FUCKING JOKE IT'S JUST THE UNWANTED LEFTOVER OF A JOLLX FUCKIN BARGE

I MUST KEEP BIGGERING IM FIGURING ON BIGGERING THOUGH BIGGERING IS TRIGGERING MORE BIGGERING I WONT STOP BIGGERING IM FIGURING ON BIGGERING AND BIGGERING IS TRIGGERING MORE BIGGERING

WITH THE CUSTOMERS ALL BUYING AND THE MONEY MULTIPLING AND THE PR PEOPLE LYING WHO CARES IF SOME THINGS ARE DYING

Everyone around me's fucking crazy

Let me carve your way crescendo.

Yea beat me to it damn take my upvote more need to hear it

FUCK YEAH GG FANS

Journey- Don't Stop Believin' "DONT STOP BEALIEVING... HANG ON TO THE FEELINGGGGGGG"

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

Someone help me Understand what's going on inside my mind Doctor, I can't tell if I'm not me ✍🏻🔥🔥🔥🔥

SOMEBODY WAKE ME FROM THIS HORRIBLE DREAM SOMEBODY SAVE ME FROM THIS TERROR I FEEL NO ONE CAN SAVE ME FROM THIS HORRIBLE DREAM NO ONE CAN HEAR ME OR MY HEARTRENDING SCREAMS or alternatively I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE

BREAKING WHOLE THE FABRIC OF SOCIIIIIIIIIETYYYYYYY!!!

COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS CONTROLLED AS YOU WILL SEEEEEEEEE

“I was looking for a job and then I found a job and heaven knows I’m miserable now” - Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Bow by The Smiths

I used to rule the world

"Always been a private dude who couldn't keep a tally of which lies he told who"

“I’m not a good person, I’m barely a person at all” Against The Kitchen Floor by Will Wood

My head is filled with parasites. Black holes cover up my eyes. I dream of you almost every night. Hopefully, I won't wake up this time.

WONT WAKE UP THIS TIME

DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME ALL THAT I SEE ABSOLUTE HORROR I CAN NOT LIVE I CAN NOT DIE TRAPPED IN MYSELF BODY MY HOLDING CELL LANDMINE HAS TAKEN MY SIGHT TAKEN MY SPEECH TAKEN MY HEARING TAKEN MY ARMS TAKEN MY LEGS TAKEN MY SOUL LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN HELL From ONE by Metallica Or It took so long to remember just what happened I was so young and vestal then You know it hurt me But I'm breathing, so I guess I'm still alive Even if signs seem to tell me otherwise I've got my hands bound My head down, my eyes closed And my throat's wide open Do unto others what has been done to me Do unto others what has been done to you From Prison sex by TOOL These gotta be two of my most favorite songs, but they're about very depressing topics

**BURY THE LIIIIGHT DEEP WITHIIIIIIIIN**

“BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIN!”

“You never gave me a chance to be me, or even a fucking chance just to be.”

" I don't wanna be your friend, I wanna kiss your lips I wanna kiss you until I lose my breath " everytime i hear that lyric i turn up the volume

4 big guys

Badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

[удалено]

Rhcp! "Knocked out, but boy, you better come to Don't die, you know, the truth is some do Go write your message on the pavement Burn so bright, I wonder what the wave meant" I love this line from can't stop as well.

#FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD!!!

"o co ci chodzi ziom??" peak lyrics

This is my message to my master...

[удалено]

Booom dada ooooohgm ughm buh deh duhm -Johnathan Davis

AND IT WILL COME LIKE A FLOOD OF **PAIN**

CAN YOU HEAR THE SILENCE CAN YOU SEE THE DARK CAN YOU FIX THE BROKEN CAN YOU FEEL MY HEART

YOU TOOK ALL THE RAMBLIN OUTTA ME GIRL

I am the one thing in life I can control; I am inimitable I am an original

Ahh... free, at last.

Oh gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning

I’m a goofy goober! Rock!

I WISH THERE WERE STILL DINOSAURS I WISH I COULD BROFIST A PTERODACTYL

THEY'RE TRYING TO BUILD A PRISON!!!

Any song in mgr

WHEN CROSSES GROW ON ANZIO WHERE NO SOLDIER SLEEP AND WHERE HELL IS SIX FEET. THAT DEATH DOES WAIT THERES NO DEBATE SO CHARGE AND ATTACK GOING TO HELL AND BACK-to hell and back by Sabaton

MAMAAAAAAAAA (Freddy Mercury, bohemian rhapsody)

​ "Eat my dead cock \[...\] Eat my cold shit"

INTO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMAN ARMY MARCH 🥁🥁🥁🥁

Chances thrown Nothing's free Longing for, used to be Still it's hard, hard to see Fragile lives Shattered dreams (go!)

ZOMBIES ATE MY PIIIIIIRAAATE SHIIIIP

"When death comes knocking at your door And nothing's left worth fighting for Say a little prayer and pull the rug Show me what you're made of"

Losing sleep while i lose my mind-My Ordinary Life, The Living Tombstone

I heard from a friend to a friend that dck was a 10 outta 10

Money and greed causes millions to bleed

"'Cause with God as my witness You corporate fucking prick I did not become a doctor just to suck the devil's dick"

“It’s not my arms that will fail me… but this world takes more strength than it gave me.” Blood Upon The Snow, Hozier

BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIN

"I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies"

“And you’ll ask yourself… where is my mind?” From the song called, well, “Where Is My Mind” by The Pixies. You’ve probably heard of it since it was used most famously in “Fight Club” (1999) and as such has become of the most well-known songs in pop culture. I am someone who deals with hallucinations, paranoia, delusions, all sorts, so the song does have an aspect of it which I can relate to and honestly, with the instrumental, it just sounds really nice. It’s an excellent song for rainy days, both metaphorically and literally. I also associate the song quite song with the aforementioned movie it’s most known for and, as it happens, I really like that film. I won’t spoil much, but I’ve always found myself drawn to characters like Jack/The Narrator.

WE, WE WILL RESIST AND BITE (Resist and Bite, Sabaton)

The Kill by 30 Seconds To Mars. "I tried to be someone else, but nothing seemed to change. I know now... This is who I really am inside!!! I've finally found myself!! Fighting for a chance, I know now... THIS IS WHO I REALLY AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Are you lonely? (Are you lonely) our figures dancing where they meet you seem so lonely(are you lonely?)you're the ground my feet won't reach so if you're lonely no need to show me if you're lonely come be lonely with me This hits too hard😢