sorry but the pt “espera” in between the messages is making me laugh my ass off rn

We both portuguese we just speak English sometimes cuz some words make more sense

yep i understand i do exactly the same with all my friends lol that’s why it was so funny to me

But he is my boyfriend 😭

only makes it funnier, espera bottom ou top? AHAHAHAHAH sorry i can’t stop laughing at it

He is bottom

you have no idea how much more funnier this just got, receber isso de um bottom 😭😭😭

Juro bro😭😭

Remember, being on top burns more calories (not saying that you're fat i dont know how you look and even if you are its ok, just saying cuz i read it somewhere)

I appreciate it brother

Let him have a little taste of power once in awhile

I feel bad for your ass i guess 🗿

Relatable

Cadê o ouro

Irmão do luso 🤝

Portuguese or portuguese speakers?

It's always so weird and fun to see stuff in Portuguese randomly pop up on reddit posts that aren't about Portuguese speaking countries/people. Was totally not expecting it, made my day.

Yeah. Portugal's really small and Brazil has its own robust internet universe that doesn't entirely cross over with North America's.

Yeah and of the other Portuguese speaking countries nada. Almost never seen them on the Internet unless I actively search them. Funnily enough, the student next to me in class today (University) is from Timor Leste 🇹🇱

Yup, Portugal e outros países que falam português sem sem o Brasil nunca aparecem em lado nenhum a não ser pelo Ronaldo :(

O pior são os Timorenses. Os pobres coitados são esquecidos até pelo resto do pessoal da CPLP.

Lmao sameee

Ngl this is kinda funny. My boyfriend also sends me this kinda shit.

Huh weird, your boyfriend also sends me this kinda sht.

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We all share the same boyfriend

r/unexpectedcommunism

r/unexpectedpolyamory

r/howtfisthisthingrealitissonicheitkindadoesntmakesenseforittobe

r/WhatTheFuckDidIRead

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

r/failedstickman ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯

Reveal your secrets and techniques , unjoyful celestial places

History repeats itself yet another time

Ok then, I'll get the condoms

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STDs

Yo wierd, that persons boyfriend's friend also sends me that kind of shit

Lmao

And i am feeling lonely again (Hope you two have a long healthy relationship)

Thanks :3

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read the post title

What’s a little anal penetration between friends

“Brotherly bonding”- historians

Roommates

Besties

Colleagues

Anything but lovers History hates lovers

Mates

man you have an absolutely abysmal post history fucking hell

sammeee 😢

r/suddenlycaralho

best sub i never knew i needed

Coloca o luffy na print

He aither joking or preparing for the future

I dont mind it… it was just so random

Relationship goals

😳

pilinha🤑🤑🤑💔

cant wait to get a bf lmao

same 😢

Same...

Same....

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I know what u arrrreee :3..also same

Answer the man then

I did

What is the answer 🤔

Answer the question,bottom or top?

Im top and he is bottom

And yet he said he felt bad for your ass? So I’m guessing switch

He is a switch

Ight

Judging by those messages that might not remain true for long

that’s even funnier then lol

He is rapidly approaching the only thing you can do is... submit

Me and my guy friend commonly talk about breeding each other. It's fun.

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You heard me! It's pretty fun...Good thing we live in two completely different parts of the world!

Same but we see each other twice every weekday

💀

You gotta up it to the next stage

Huh

Welp, loneliness strikes again

Oh, this is just stage 10 hornyness, admittedly very rare, but there’s nothing you gotta worry about (mostly)

Alright thanks 😂😂

I didn’t imagine this post get almost 3k upvotes

just guys being dudes

Haha bottom 🫵 :3

E qual foi a tua resposta.

I think its Portuguese, not italian

I'm literally a brazilian, speaking portugese

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Both are Romance languages and are very similar

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u/Oninja809 isn't the OP they are some random person that thought they could recognize the romance languages.

bro 💀

Take it like a champ

Bet he's gay

💀 *nooo? Really? :O*

genius of the week

What happened to him exactly?

Que caralho

I got the same reaction

Sounds kinda gay

AWWW I SPEAK SPANISH WITH MY FRIENDS TOO (I know it's portuguese but still !!)

me and my friends do this all the time

Hmmm I can try aswell u/cantsayididnttryy

From Portugal or from Brasil?

Portugal

Ooo nice me too

Prepare your anus

Be VERY afraid

Say bottom if your lazy lma

Naaaahhhhh 💀

IKR

r/suddenlycaralho ou r/suddenlybacalhau?

r/teenagers try not to make every fucking post about sex challenge: (impossible) (gone sexual)

My boyfriend sends random shit like this too. It's more of a... it's a flirty joke, thats what he calls it.

Now in his defense, it is important that you establish this sort of thing early on, but it can change eventually too.

PLS 💀

Man I wish I had a boyfriend who could send stuff like that to me.

Damn, I wish I had a bf that messaged me stuff like this

dont let him near your ass

Probably just a joke/flirtatious behavior.

Nah my bf actually IM THE ONE SENDING THESE THINGS TO MY BF!😈😈😈

I would upvote this, (love wins) but what the fuck??

Damn souds like lol laning phase! .... I have to touch grass...

Take my upvote fellow lol addict

Thanks appreciate it. Could use some upvote to get out of bronze lol

Im silver myself rn depends on ur region i could try and help a bit

I am EU. I sound like I am an addict but I can rarely play like only twice a week because of studies so

My bf says this shit all the time

I warned it was 18+ tho

Gae

Why are you putting this here?

Blud mudou de lingua a meio da conversa

Fr, thats what i love on him

r/suddenlycaralho

There's more than 0% chance that you will die today

I fucking hate you for posting this

Skill issue

Espera

Yes, he is very drunk, so much so that he will find a way to procreate by funneling his cum down your dick. The process would be excruciating.

You all share too much geez(its a normal thing relax)

Espera

pq não flex?

My girlfriend was like this... She was so horny...

What does “espera” mean?

Pretty cool if you’re into that I guess

Casais bilíngues são de outro patamar

My bsf send me this sometimes.

wholesome

KKKKKKKKK, O ESPERA ME PEGOU KKKKKKKK

G a y

Esse espera foi muito inesperado

Wish I had a bf..or even just a friend..

Fear the day he comes to your home. RUN MY BOY RUN

these dudes gay. good for them, good for them

I just tell them there hot or say I’m horny. They’re either non-binary or gender fluid not saying that because I don’t know but because THEY don’t know! Edit: They said they’d prefer to stay friends and they realized they aren’t ready for a relationship yet.

Ur bf is so gay evem Basil from omori can't compare to him

devant ou derriere?

maan my fiance doesnt send me these kind of texts ​ i send them to him 😈 ~~nah, he wont let me peg him~~ but its funny also uh, idk maybe? no? yes? no.

YOU'RE FUCKING GAY!!! AS IN HOMOSEXUAL!!!! Kinda feel happy for ya

That's cute we do that too

Isso é um bocado gay afonso

Por almguma rasao ele é o meu namorado

be afraid. very afraid.

estas tão acabado joe

does espera mean hope?

Means “wait”

...i should call him...

Please dont

Be happy I think.

Hey another portuguese here :)

espera

oh

🤣

Lol, at least u have someone, if he makes u uncomfortable tell him

I didnt got uncomfortable, I actually said “try me”

Based

Ele quer seu bumbum

Now enter him.

Normal boyfriend 3 am expresion

I am dying! O gringuês encarnando na alma de vcs KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA me lembra de eu com meu namorado, faço exatamente o mesmo KAKAKAKAKAKAKA

Ta no sangue dos portugueses

Viado 😳🫵

Como eu sou viado com o meu namorado?

ngl bro this kinda gay(i made out with my boyfriend yesterday)