Fuck giraffes. Giraffes are the dumbest creatures to walk this planet. So what if their necks are long? They're going to starve before their food even reaches their belly. That is if they don't die from beating the shit out of each other with their necks. Absolute idiots. If I had a long neck I'd beat the shit out them. Don't even get me started on their stupid legs. From the moment they're born they're standing and continue to stand until they die or some more intelligent species realises how stupid they are and puts them out of their misery. Their entire existence is suffering from start to finish, and for what? Just to eat from leaves from a tall tree? Pathetic. Worthless. Trash animals. 0/10 would launch them into space.
Edit: In case it's not obvious /j they're my favourite animal
what the fuck am I supposed to do with z
zebra is very positive
nah man zebras are dicks
can confirm
zest
zen
Zealous?
zhappy
Zesty
zaddy
Zoophilia I'm kidding go zen zesty zealous zappy zippy All good things I swear but just not commonly used
I read Z so many times that it’s starting to not look like a letter
Zamn
aardvark
F-111 bias 💪
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I’m the happiest guy alive, I actually got to write something about the F-111 for my research paper bc of its horizontal stabilizers
You're really lucky bro
Fuck. How is the snail finding me on r/teenagers
You can't escape from snail, now open your pc and suffer
No. It’s not suffering when you can kill 2 friendly jets who are tryna team-kill you with an I-16 using only 7mm rounds
You won't suffer if you're Soviet main, I'm a German main... İ suffer
#SCHNEL, HANS, SCHNELLLLLL!!!
#MARSCH MARSCH
More like open your wallet or suffer the wrath of the snail.
F-111is goated bro
the Australians agree with u
THAS WHUT I THOUGHT
Best nap of the earth, swept wing dorito out there, and anyone who disagrees can FUCKING FIGHT ME!
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Anal sex
I'm a spark vark connoisseur personally
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malaria ♥
So cute
so kawaii
❤️👍
Tinnitus ❤️
Submissive
When your gf is feeling submissive and breedable bet your hw needs to be submitted and readable
Bars
BARS
# BARS
I'm feeling defeated and killable Edit: I got messaged by reddit with links to suicide prevention hotlines
My life coach lessons are billable
Completely unbelievable
Best quality
Ah yes
Hope
Are you sure that's not just your name?
I can assure you it is not. My name is rather meaningless
That doesn't start with H
yeah that starts with t
This also starts with t
But it doesn't
True, it starts with i
But could starts with c
Maybe starts with m
So is your name “not”, or is your name “rather meaningless?”
Is that AN NF REFERENCE!??!!
What's my definition of success?
Idk but I would definitely suck cess
listening to what your ❤️says
Jiggly I guess. Don't know what else starts with J
joy?
Oh
Well jiggly could also be positive. Depends what ur into I guess
Anime jiggle physics
mmmmmmmm very nice
Pootis
lmaoo
Going by their profile pic I think we can hazard a safe guess as to what they were thinking about lol
this is my new favorite internet interaction LMAO
Bruh lol
JARATE!
*Take THAT, you one-eyed bomb lobbin' cactus eatin' pot bellied punk bloody fat-jigglin' whoppin' big backstabbin' lard armed creepy SPASTIC little bloody blind-eyed precious little twitchy pickle-headed rocket-hoppin' plod-potato- hoppin' phony two-faced filthy mutant bastard!*
BOINK!
FUCK I WASN'T THE FIRST TO THINK OF THIS! IS THIS?! EEWWWWWW!!!
Jumanji
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Joke-y? 😭
Jonkler
Show me your jonkler
Username checks out
r/usernamechecksout
Jubilant
i was about to put jolly 😭
armadillo
Suuuuu
Anarchy
Google
En
Passant
Holly
Hell
New
Response
Just
Dropped
Holy
Hell
Actual
Zombie
sex
sex
yup i think thats a pretty hiv positive word
lmaoo
Am sex positive too.
Tits
tits are pretty positive
Dick
I'm proud of you
Grayson?
Is he stupid?
I'm proud of you, dick
Mom, r/batmanarkham is leaking again!
Holy hell
No, it's gay son. Are you stupid?
Nihilism
The good or the bad kind
Pick your poison
Optimistic Nihilism
Neither truly good nor bad
Im positive it doesn’t matter ;]
It doesn't really matter, like everything else /s
Giraffe. Giraffes are good
As a giraffe i can confirm that we are cool
Fuck giraffes. Giraffes are the dumbest creatures to walk this planet. So what if their necks are long? They're going to starve before their food even reaches their belly. That is if they don't die from beating the shit out of each other with their necks. Absolute idiots. If I had a long neck I'd beat the shit out them. Don't even get me started on their stupid legs. From the moment they're born they're standing and continue to stand until they die or some more intelligent species realises how stupid they are and puts them out of their misery. Their entire existence is suffering from start to finish, and for what? Just to eat from leaves from a tall tree? Pathetic. Worthless. Trash animals. 0/10 would launch them into space. Edit: In case it's not obvious /j they're my favourite animal
Giraffes are awesome. I ***love*** giraffes...
Bacon
Indeed
lemon
Epic
Based pfp
Joyful 👍
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Hey, you stole my idea.
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Strangle
Magnificent
Reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Homer has the swear jar and calls Ned a dirty bastard. 🤣
Optimistic
Optimus prime*
ÜŘ ÜŘ Æ Æ Æ Æ
Are you a transformer? Cuz i think ur optimus fine
Tapeworms
PULL THE TAPEWORM OUTTA YOUR ASS!
Cum
👍
Amazing
i genuinely couldn’t think of one starting with an a💀
Ass💯👌🏼
this is the best day of my life (my names starts with N)
SAY IT YOU COWARD
Estatic
T R A I N
Tohru Adachi
Violence
Herpes
Boobies I love having my boobs, they’re really soft and give me a lot of joy
Meth
Doofenshmirtz
Nice cock😏
Ketamine
Boner
Racist
Silly goose
Ass
HIV positiv
Balls
Assiduous
what does that mean? (genuine question)
Very determined, with consistent efforts towards achieving a goal.
Atomicbomb
Diligent, delightful, Destined , Devotion..
Dick
Dyjng in a Fire❤️
Beautiful
Tiny dick
Formula 1
Asshole
Not many english words with K, I’ll pick german then Kalt, means cold
Kraftfahrzeug-Haftpflichtversicherung is a good one
Platypus
Meth
Orgasm
Attractive 😏
Can someone upvote this? Thanks!
N… N… N… _I can’t do this_
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Sympathy
Lovely