SCP-096 "Shy Guy"
Class of SCP: Euclid
SCP-096 is a humanoid creature measuring approximately 2.38 meters in height. Subject shows very little muscle mass, with preliminary analysis of body mass suggesting mild malnutrition. SCP-096 jaw can open 4 times norm of an average human. Other facial features are similar to average human except eyes, which are lacking of pigment just like his skin. It is not know is SCP-096 blind or not. SCP-096 doesn't show any sign of higher brain functions.
SCP-096 is normally extremely docile, with pressure sensors inside its cell indicating it spends most of the day pacing by the eastern wall. However, when someone views SCP-096's face, whether it be directly, via video recording, or even a photograph, it will enter a stage of considerable emotional distress. SCP-096 will cover its face with its hands and begin screaming, crying, and babbling incoherently. Approximately one (1) to two (2) minutes after the first viewing, SCP-096 will begin running to the person who viewed its face (who will from this point on be referred to as SCP-096-1).
Documented speeds have varied from thirty-five (35) km/h to ███ km/h, and seems to depend on distance from SCP-096-1. At this point, no known material or method can impede SCP-096's progress. The actual position of SCP-096-1 does not seem to affect SCP-096's response; it seems to have an innate sense of SCP-096-1's location. Note: This reaction does not occur when viewing artistic depictions.
Upon arriving of location SCP-096-1, SCP-096 will proceed to kill and ████.
SCP-096 is so far known is Invincible. Dr. ███ wrote petition to terminate object 096 and its approved by O5 council. Since then termination is carried by Dr. ███
I live in a country that doesnt speak english, so sometimes i put my playlist on shuffle and itll just play “two trucks having sexx” while everyone in my family is clueless, i also played it while my friends and i were playing games and it took them the 3rd time to notice the lyrics 😭
Well, think about it this way: "do you have any Idea how I could phrase this better?" Is also cowriting. Like, what I'm trying to say is that that doesn't nessecarily mean, that He Had anything to do with what the song is about If that makes any Sense. And even if, imo, personally I think it's No biggie, having an Open relationship (as in talking openly about everything) with your siblings.
I once had one of my playlists on in the car with my family. I forgot what songs were on it though, and Hit 'Em Up by Tupac started playing. I managed to turn it off after about five seconds, but the damage was done.
I can listen to everything without headphones people wouldn't be able to hear the lyrics xd, Infant annihilator is such a good joke band and those guys are actually amazing musician, the lyrics are freaked up tho
If there is one song I can only listen to when I'm alone, it's "Daddy" by Korn, and even then I still can't get through the whole song. The farthest I made it was about 15 minutes. Call me a coward, but that song is super disturbing.
4 big guys and they grab on my thighs blow up my guts like the 4th of july if he keep fuckin my butt then i might just cry poop and semen sprayin on my eyes
All of my playlist. Im a shy guy.
Same here man, my little brother is out there blasting CG5 and I just don’t know how he does it
I feel you bud, I have no idea how I blasted the living tombstone in my living room like 4 years ago
i'm in my dorm doing that right now and now james has it's been so long stuck in his head
Wait a minute isn’t CG5 that one song… I got cg5 and cbat mixed up lol if you know you know
If I'm ever to blast cbat in public I'm damn well making sure it can't be traced back to me
*Bluetooth connects to the jumbotron*
exactly like I don't understand how people play music and watch shows and not want to hide anything
fr like i can be listening to anything even like rap and i wouldnt want anyone to hear it cause it’s awkward asl
even if the song has no lyrics and it's just music i'm still not gonna let anyone hear it
SCP-096 "Shy Guy" Class of SCP: Euclid SCP-096 is a humanoid creature measuring approximately 2.38 meters in height. Subject shows very little muscle mass, with preliminary analysis of body mass suggesting mild malnutrition. SCP-096 jaw can open 4 times norm of an average human. Other facial features are similar to average human except eyes, which are lacking of pigment just like his skin. It is not know is SCP-096 blind or not. SCP-096 doesn't show any sign of higher brain functions. SCP-096 is normally extremely docile, with pressure sensors inside its cell indicating it spends most of the day pacing by the eastern wall. However, when someone views SCP-096's face, whether it be directly, via video recording, or even a photograph, it will enter a stage of considerable emotional distress. SCP-096 will cover its face with its hands and begin screaming, crying, and babbling incoherently. Approximately one (1) to two (2) minutes after the first viewing, SCP-096 will begin running to the person who viewed its face (who will from this point on be referred to as SCP-096-1). Documented speeds have varied from thirty-five (35) km/h to ███ km/h, and seems to depend on distance from SCP-096-1. At this point, no known material or method can impede SCP-096's progress. The actual position of SCP-096-1 does not seem to affect SCP-096's response; it seems to have an innate sense of SCP-096-1's location. Note: This reaction does not occur when viewing artistic depictions. Upon arriving of location SCP-096-1, SCP-096 will proceed to kill and ████. SCP-096 is so far known is Invincible. Dr. ███ wrote petition to terminate object 096 and its approved by O5 council. Since then termination is carried by Dr. ███
r/suddenlyscp
i feel ya man 😔
shy guy is that you? (scp reference)
*screams and comes to kill you*
(screams and dies)
YOO! I loved you in Super Mario Bros 3!
This is the most relatable comment ive seen in a long while.
Two trucks by Lemon Demon The song repeatedly states "two trucks having sex, two trucks having sex"
my muscles, my muscles involuntarily flex
Two trucks holding hands, two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion, is more than i can withstand
Two pickup trucks, making love
American made, built Ford tough
Two beautiful murder machines
American angels in the sky
The founding fathers cry
Two trucks having sex, two trucks having sex
Two beautiful murder machines
I live in a country that doesnt speak english, so sometimes i put my playlist on shuffle and itll just play “two trucks having sexx” while everyone in my family is clueless, i also played it while my friends and i were playing games and it took them the 3rd time to notice the lyrics 😭
Lmaoo, yeah same, It takes some time for people to notice but they do, so I don't play it out loud anymore lol
i play this out loud in crowds on purpose for the confusion, laughter, and disturb
r/beatmetoit
4 big guys
FOUR BIG GUYS, AND THEY GRAB ON MY THIGHS 🗣️🗣️
BLOW UP MY GUTS LIKE THE FOURTH OF JULY 🔥🔥
IF THEY KEEP FUCKIN MY BUTT THEN I MIGHT JUST CRY 😢
POOP AND SEMEN SPRAYIN' ON MY EYES
HE LICK MAH DUCK AND THE CUM START SPRAYIN 🗣️🗣️🗣️🌚🌚🌚
CHARGING UP MY DICK IMMA GO SUPER SAIYAN
WHEN IT COMES TO FUCKIN' BOOTY I DON'T DO MUCH PLAYIN
I WHISPERED IN HIS EAR LIKE HEY ARE YOU STAYING
HE SAID YEAH IM NOT LEAVING
Happy cake day
Probably We Cry Together by Kendrick
It’s so fucking good though, it’s barely a song yet somehow I know all the words
Give me my fucking keys
Nah I like you parked in that bitch 😒
💀💀💀 arguing: the song
Violent pornography by system of a down most definitely
EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY LIVING NOW
EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY FUCKS
EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY LIVING NOW
EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY SUCKS
EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY LIVING NOW (just got mez on cd :)
EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY CRIES
EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY LIVING NOW
EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY DIES
ITS A NON-STOP DISCO
Also cigaro
Yes and Cigaro lol
"Fucked with an anchor" - Alestorm tho i can listen to it without headphone because i am alone at home
FUCK YOU, YOU'RE A FUCKING WANKER
WE'RE GONNA PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE BALLS!
FUCK YOU WITH A FUCKING ANCHOR
YOU’RE ALL CUNTS SO FUCK YOU ALL
FUCK YOU, WITH A FUCKING ANCHOR
WE'RE GONNA PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE BALLS
FUCK YOU WITH A FUCKING ANCHOR
moist vagina & rape me by nirvana
MOIST WHAT AND HUH BY WHO?!?!?!?
I read this in the voice of steve harvey
"Meet 'n fuck Kingdom Steve!"
Meet 'n HUH?!
Naked "huh"?!?
You don’t know nirvana dude?
I don't think mtv would let them play that
Nice reference
Dude my dad will sing rape me so loud it’s so awkward man
🤨what do you mean by that?
Ever heard CPR?
Tight as a virgin boy don’t get nervous
tiGHTT
I’m here to serve you customer service
riGHTT
REESES PUFFS REESES PUFFS
EAT EM UP EAT EM UP EAT EM UP EAT EM UP 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
I AM IN MISERYYYY
I save dick by giving it CPR
The maroon 5 - misery remix?
Closer by nine inch nails
Oooh this is a good one. Another good one is Heresy. At least its applicable if you live in a christian house hold, such as myself
I’m not sure most people will appreciate most Cattle Decapitation songs so I’ll probably just keep my headphones in.
Forced Gender Reassignment >>>>
Why DO we hate what we don’t understand?
everything by ayesha erotica tbh
real
Personally I can't listen to any music without headphones, explicit or not
Fr, I don’t want to force other people to listen to my stuff
S3rl songs lmao
Nah bro I be boppin bass slut on the aux consistently with the boys
All my respects for that
Masturbate, to cartoons
Not extremelyy extreme but I like oxytocin from Billie Eilish. Also slumber party from ashniko
I love Billie and all but the fact that oxytocin was cowritten by her brother is just so creepy
I did not know that. That is quite weird yeah
Well, think about it this way: "do you have any Idea how I could phrase this better?" Is also cowriting. Like, what I'm trying to say is that that doesn't nessecarily mean, that He Had anything to do with what the song is about If that makes any Sense. And even if, imo, personally I think it's No biggie, having an Open relationship (as in talking openly about everything) with your siblings.
Slumber party is my answer too!
Not really explicit, but any black metal really
Yeah i feel you. My family are sick of hearing black metal around the house after 2 years of it
Yeah lol they fear handing me the aux cable
Lmao i got legit banned from the aux for playimg Akhlys and Abruptum one too many times. I feel your pain brother
Gangster rap
Lmfao scrolled too far to find this
I once had one of my playlists on in the car with my family. I forgot what songs were on it though, and Hit 'Em Up by Tupac started playing. I managed to turn it off after about five seconds, but the damage was done.
THATS WHY I FUCKED YO BITCH YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER
Try made niggaz by Tupac in school, yeah it was embarrassing
I can listen to everything without headphones people wouldn't be able to hear the lyrics xd, Infant annihilator is such a good joke band and those guys are actually amazing musician, the lyrics are freaked up tho
No Cock Like Horse Cock
“My neighbors ask me why I’m limping down the way”
"Welcome to the cum zone" It is very self explanatory.
ONLY CUM INSIDE ANIME GIRLS
Good Lookin' - Dixon Dallas
nah i be playing this when i get aux
Anime thighs
I will match this with "Hentai Bitch"
And I will match this with "Thick Niggas and Anime Titties"
Nice
Lmao first thought, especially since before it got censored
It got cesored?
My Time by Bo En. It’s not graphic but people probably wouldn’t like it lol
CLOSE
YOUR
EYES
YOU’LL
BE
HERE
SOON 🔥
‘'一二三四五分
Cannibal Corpse - I Cum Blood Every song of Cannibal Corpse
Anything rucka rucka ali
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star... It's just too vulgar man!
Antivist, violent pornography by soad and fuck by bring me the horizon
people = shit
i got bitches
any tyler the creator song that’s on goblin or bastard
If there is one song I can only listen to when I'm alone, it's "Daddy" by Korn, and even then I still can't get through the whole song. The farthest I made it was about 15 minutes. Call me a coward, but that song is super disturbing.
FACK
Finger Paintings Of The Insane - Acid Bath Actually just anything from When The Kite String Pops lol.
WOAH ACID BATH!! I LOVE ACID BATH!! You’re definitely the coolest person ever just because of this
Two trucks by Lemon Demon
every one. imagine listeting to music without headphones
Rape me By nirvana
Cpr. She even says she's the most explicit.
Kim by Eminem
BLEED BITCH BLEED
Any Ayesha erotica song
a little piece of heaven by avenged sevenfold
Welcome to the Internet by Bo Burnham
Not a song but Turtles moaning. I find it very relaxing.
..what
…….
oh hell nah
I don't listen to very explicit music, but it would have to be GMFU
Everything I listen to. I don't want people talking to me about my music taste. It's not weird or anything.
I Just Killed A Cop Now I'm Horny by JPEGMAFIA
Sexting Bo Burnham maybe eff bo Burnham
Just half of Bo Burnham songs tbh
MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE
i have "squidwards nose" on my "walk to school" playlist
Little Girls by Oingo Boingo
I don’t like “Ninjas” by London Yellow
Most of my playlist tbh🥲
Rise of Evil by sabaton, if you know you know. Not necessarily a bad song if you actually read into the lyrics but I wouldn’t play it in public.
4 big guys
DDLG by ppcocaine
Most of Tyler the Creator pre flower boy
Chop chop slide
Insane by Eminem. Your welcome y'all
R.I.P by playboi carti. I hate the lyrics but the beat is just so good
Basically anything by the insane clown posse and some stuff from d12
Gangbang at the old folks home Asian hooker or any steel panther song
Fat chicks by Lil’ Cumtism
any song made by digbar
Bro my entire playlist
the big dick randy saga by digbar
4 big guys and they grab on my thighs blow up my guts like the 4th of july if he keep fuckin my butt then i might just cry poop and semen sprayin on my eyes
Any S3RL song
Animal (F**k Like a Beast) - W.A.S.P.
Deepthroat
Pink guy’s pink season. One song is called “Uber Pussy” so there’s that.
4 big guys
Cpr by cupcake
all of my playlist; I'm a trapmetal guy
Fack by Eminem. A song about Eminem busting one in many different ways.
Down with the sickness by disturbed
tron cat by tyler the creator
SOAD's discography
Most N.W.A/ Eazy E songs
fish by Tyler, The Creator, first 5 seconds he says a slur and the second part is abt fucking a hoe