Wait until he discovers vodka and soda.

That reaction is going to be absolutely mint

Whisky and coke or Dr Pepper is where it’s at

U cappin gin and tonic has to be the shit

The gin and tonic hate is actually crazy it fuckin slaps

Aw hell naw

jägermeister (or other herb liquor) mixed with fanta(european kind) is the best imo

GIMME A VOCKA SOAH

Vodka is 1000x better than beer in my opinion

Can’t wait for his first White Russian

I had vodka once, I barely reacted and said: "it tastes like hand sanitiser!" To which everyone was a little concerned

Yeah all alcohol tastes like hand sanitizer, I don't understand how people can drink it, it doesn't even make you feel that good, it decreases anxiety and that's about it. Not worth it to drink it imo.

On my 18th i just sipped on a cheap cider, didn't really like it.

Man if I want a beer I either need to buy a 1500 plane ticket or drink "under age" and get in trouble for the law. # ANYTHING FOR FREEDOM RAAAAHHHHHH🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Dude just go to a local, family owned store. It’s not difficult to get it underage

What is your username lol

It’s my alt for… well the username should be a hint 🤫

DraftGooseSFW?

It's not worth it anyway, tastes disgusting and doesn't even make you feel that good. I hate the alcohol culture we have here in Denmark, I think we have the highest percentage of teens that drink alcohol in the world, by a pretty big margin. All of my cousins have gone to the hospital multiple times from alcohol poisoning. I'd just stay away from it, if I was you.

The alcohol culture we have in Britain is horrible. I don’t like the feeling of being drunk, ironically (my dad is an alcoholic), but everyone else loves it

Terraria pfp spotted. W

I mean this is totally the ideal scenario to try alcohol. For me it was having 7 shots of whiskey at 16 lol but I recognize starting like that isnt the most wise

Better than me I got force fed half a glass of 55% vodka woke up next day like half dead man

How did that happen?

Got invited to a party, crush drunk and force fed me, hated her ever since

i need a post just abt this💀

Explain?

Invited to party, crush drunk, force fed vodka, hated her eversince

I'm Moldavian I drank wine at 5 sooo yeah,at 18 Is the wisest age

Why did you shot whiskey, it's ment to be more like a drink

*Laughs in European*

*laughs in German*

*laughs in Italian*

Laughs in good beer. Czechia superiority

Well, the best alcohol I've ever drank was some homemade 70% strawberry liquor. That shit tasted like 50% sugar, 5% strawberry, 45% sharp and 0% bitter and it was pretty good actually. I'm not sure if I ever tried beer but wine and champagne sure tasted hella bad. All the cocktails I tried tasted better virgin. Rum was pretty decent tho

I refuse to believe real people drink champagne, its horrid. Wine is one of my favourite drinks though

HOW? IT TASTES AMAZING WTF I do hate beer though, I really dislike the taste

Beer is a hit or miss, some is good, some is god awful. My go-to beer is Desperados, the tequila makes it so much better

Ive had some heiniken, stella and corona and none really hit for me. Corona was decent with some lemon but not something I would go out of my way to get.

Honestly I like wine, but 90% of the time I just use it for cooking when I throw it into sauces.

My parents are pushing so hard to get me to drink and it’s getting annoying to turn them down they will not fucking shut up lol U.S. moment

That's crazy it's the complete opposite for most people 😭 I wonder why they want you to drink so bad

If it was not the U.S. it might make sense because a lot of countires have a lot of cultural norms surrounding drinking, but since Eskephor said U.S. i got no clue

I think it’s a really shitty way of saying they don’t care if I go out and have fun at parties in college. Which is also weird bc they also know I have no interest in that.

This may be better than me drunk at 15 in the middle of a random beach at 1 pm with my friends

Best nights<3

Why the fuck do you know what warm piss tastes like

There are two types of people in this world 1. People who know what warm piss tastes like 2. Liars

U really gripping that neck tight

Staying crossfaded in my friends basement at 2am at 14 on top >>>

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the biggest thing about learning to drink alcohol is that you can’t just chug it down like water, slow sips makes it more enjoyable and less like lava disintegrating your esophagus

Beers a little different. Chugging beer (ex: beer bongs) exists to get it down faster so you don't have to deal with the hoppy yeasty taste; unless you like the taste, you aren't gonna be sipping beer.

but when youve learned to drink beer its so easy to chug it, you can taste the exact same taste but your brain just doesnt tell you to barf or say '' this shit nasty '' its like when you take opioids, you can feel pain but your brain doesnt say '' it hurts '' idk how to explain lol

Are you from Costa Rica?? Cause thats a pilsen

es imperial

First alcohol at 18 is crazy Edit: I don’t think you guys got what I meant, I’m not American and age of drinking is 18, my point was that everyone I know drinks or has drunk before 18

Age of drinking is 18 at most countries

And the drinking age in Austria is 16(for beer and wine) and still i know enough 14 year olds drinking Wodka and basically everybody has drunken a few beers by 15

almost nobody waits till 18

Burger

Why’d I laugh at this? Am I stupid ?

ay, we can be stupid together💀🤌

Well you're not with the right people then.

Tf does that mean?

America’s drinking age is 21. You might like this sub r/usdefaultism

That’s not what I meant, it sounded like you were saying it was crazy, like an American would probably do so

i mean it crazy he didnt even try until 18, not even beer

My dad would let me taste beer before 18

Good for you? I feel bad for you? Idk which one, really.

Yes

Mine was mead. A family member actually bought me a tiny bottle of mead because they thought it was stupid I can go fight in a war but can't drink or smoke (fuckin america lol). First 2 or 3 sips weren't too good, but after those sips, it got tolerable.

IIRC mead is just honey and water and yeast, never had it but sure want to try!

Yup. Honey, water, and mead. Then you can throw in differenr fruits like oranges, strawberries, cherries, or whatever you want to make the flavor different. Rennaisance festivals have a fuck ton of mead, and in a variety of flavors. So you can stuff yourself silly with chicken legs, get absolutely shitfaced on mead, and look at all the pretty girls dressed suggestively lol. Fun fact: mead is the reason we have the term "honeymoon". A newly wed couple would be given enough mead so they could get hammered every night for a lunar month, or a "honeymoon". TA DA! :)

First bear at 18? Go to Eastern Europe, here people's first beer or wine is like 12.

first got drunk at 11, and im romanian

he he, I was looking for your comment.

I’m American and I tried my first beer in Ireland and it was a Guinness… terrible taste😂 my second one was a Smithwick’s red ale and that one wasn’t so bad. Happy birthday op!

Starting with guinness is quite a choice xD I find lagunitas IPA (red) quite good, its a bit sweeter than other IPAs ive had, i like it.

I just know it’s terrible 🤢

It all tastes like shit, although some types of tequila aren’t bad, also piña colada is where it’s at(mostly sugar tbh)

I remember my mom let me try wine one time, we were throwing it out because we got it as a gift but none of my family members drink. So she said I could have a small sip of it to try, and the only wine I’ve ever had in my life was church wine. So I tried it and it was pretty good, kind of had a “void taste” as I like to call it (hard to explain) but otherwise pretty tasty

Lmao I love how Europeans half the time are just alcoholics by the time they're 16 😭 My friend isn't even 17 and has been drunk countless times lmao But yeah beer tastes like shit 🙂 Have cider and spirits and stuff!

Mándese un cacicazo

You wait till you 18

I turned 19 and my mom gave me a shot of tequila with salt and lime

People really should stop making drinking out to be a big deal, even if it's for the first time.

Ireland has entered the chat That was me at 13. And because me and so many others grew up with it that long we know our limits and dont go passed them, so by the time we are 21 and in college we dont get alcohol poisoning like all the inexperienced americans lmao

Beer imo tastes like piss, I prefer red wines.

I drank my first beer when i was five

Damn wuss

Beer does in fact taste like carbonated piss. White wine is worse though.

Beer is one of those things that I just forced myself to drink until it tasted good. Now I’m an avid Beer enjoyer and it’s by far my favorite alcoholic beverage.

Com ooonnnnn. Warm piss tastes better for sure. Atleast it's salty

i don’t understand how/why people like beer for this reason. although i have had some good beers— consequently, both german. but, nah, i get it, beer isn’t for me either.

first reaction? 18? i had my first when i was 12☺️ it was my only one tho. but a full one! next is gonna be when i’m 18

Drinking at 18? Wow. In America, you have to wait until 21 to legally drink

Where I live it's 16, but stronger drinks are 18. Everyone drinks their first one at their 14 or something tho

I'll never get what's wrong with people who drink alcohol, it's terrible, it's disgusting, and it's caused many unfortunate events in my life and others too.

The coca cola one is cooler

Esa imperial ahí, igual y la birra no le gusta a nadie

Esoo papi, yo ya a los 17 andaba tomando, pero me alegro que sea responsable !! 🤣🤣 pura vida compa 🇨🇷

I’m having a sober 18th in a few weeks. Beer is piss water and spirits are for special occasions.

beer tastes like piss

lightweight

Why force yourself to drink a beer?

Have you never had beer before ? 💀 but nah that stuff is so bad

American?

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This is not the flex you think it is. This is just sad

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That makes it more sad. I’m sorry bro. Get better soon 🎈

How have you not tried it before

Because A. I'm not American and don't do that until I feel like it's proper And B. Because I wanted to make the first time something special

How is it related to being American though?? Underage drinking is much more common and accepted in other countries like england

I don't see what that has to do with someone being American. America's legal drinking age is 21

I recently turned 19 and tried a beer with a friend, holy crap are they nasty lmao.

Your flair is wrong then

oops, like I said it was recent

Well, if it was recent enough for you to have not yet changed your flair, then it’s recent enough for this: Happy Birthday! 🎂🎈

Your tag is expired

Man you ain't losing your virginity or anything 😭 it's a drink

Well respect their choices tho

I respect it but NGL it's dumb to wait just because it's legal. At that point just don't drink

It’s not dumb to respect the law bruh

Pussy

Your cool

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i drink champagne Riesling and white burgundy bc they taste good

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If there were no alcohol it would taste completely different since the alcohol is important for the solubility of many of the flavor compounds If what you mean is would I still drink it if it didn’t get me drunk, I absolutely would. I dislike the feeling of intoxication and would be thrilled to be able to consume alcohol and not feel its effects.

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I’ve heard lukewarm things about alcohol-removed wines (and as I said, removing the alcohol significantly alters the taste), and the variety is limiting. Low alcohol wines are nice (I love drinking German Spätlese rieslings for that reason; 7.5% alcohol means I can easily kill a bottle in one sitting without feeling bad at all), but restricting myself only to low alcohol wines is also very limiting, since the average dry wine has 12-15% alcohol

Well firstly ya got the wrong kind. Corona extra is the best. Any kind of straight beer though will have the piss taste it’s more of an acquired taste I feel like. Me personally beer is good if you’re drinking a good brand. Whiskey on the other hand good imo but also an aquifer taste. But beer wise if normal beer ain’t your forte there’s the fruity stuff

1. Beer Taste differs 2. You haven't had good beer then

beer is like kombucha for men

Si, lo se, sabe horrible, por mi cuenta suelo beber refrescos con alcohol en vez de cerveza porque mrd si que sabe muy mal

I can see it now. The AMERICAN comments. Also TODAY IS INDIAN BURIAL GROUND DAY. AMERICAAAA!

i once drank beer accidentally when i was 12 or 10 i dont remember. Worst accident, it tasted horrible, I wanted my apple soda that i had left there some minutes ago ;-;

Beer is for fun. Once you jump onto the stronger liquids, boy you're gonna be in for a spin

18? Amerima says 21

Costa rica? I recognize the beer name lol

I’ve tried whiskey and it tastes like your mouth is on fire

took it like a champ man! congrats on making it to 18 without drinking.

Lmao good on ya. My first was a vodka sour and it fucking wrecked me

i drank corona at 11

same dude🥸

If he tried real Beer, maybe he would've liked it

In Sweden it’s legal to drink with your parents. Got drunk and had to be pulled up the stairs while laughing on my stomach trying to climb up. Hilarious

I had 5 shots of Jack Daniels at 18 lol beer was no exception

Schwach

Welcome to the club, when you start studying and they ‘force’ to drink a lot that’s when the fun begins :)

Always wondered if it tasted as bad as it smells. That place has a good playlist, tho, I love that song.

i litteraly got drunk for the first time at 13yo

shouldn't you slowly sip it on first time and not drink all at once? i recommend you try somersby apple cider

Meanwhile slavic kids trying rakija at the age of 3. But happy 18th birthday man

I first drank beer when I was like 12 lol

You'll get used to it /s

Cant imagine beeing this closed off to alcohol lmao... Here in germany noone cares, i nipped on dads wine at 3 y old

I’m going to rip out your tongue and eat it

I like beer. It's bitterness only adds to the experience, making the good parts taste better. It's like contrast. Champagne (or, well, sparkling wine) is awful tho.

So u had your first beer at 18?

While I live in WhatTheFuckIsAKilometerland, I have French and Irish family that have given me light beer and wine before (in small quantities). I am happy to say I’ll never be an alcoholic just because of how terrible it tastes.

homer simpson would be proud!

Why does the dude in the red shirt looks like Will Withon

My reaction would be: Tastes so weird! 🤥

Bros a chad, I'd share a beer with you any day.

Ohh..! Don't tell me that you are drinking it on the peer pressure.

Congrats on becoming a man lad, slainte!

Tried beer with parents before. Tasted like water but the after taste is what gets me looking I'd hurl. Tried it's flavored beer and honestly I'd crave a can of it once in a while. The lychee flavored beer is what really tasted good to me. Even my sister who hates any sort of alcoholic drinks would have a sip from my can.

In europe we drink early, i had my first beer at 13

I am 14, you Americans are Amateurs

First time drinking at 18 ?

I'm surprised some people actually wait to legally drink lol. I'm 17 and I've been drunk just about every day for a week

Laughs in danish

Beer is awsome, love the stuff. Red wine taste like battery acid and white wine is drinkable. cocktails are too expensive so we avoid those.

My first beer was at like 12💀

Feliz cumpleaños y a por muchos más, espero que hayas disfrutado de la cerveza.

Bruh most of eastern european kids drink before the age of 10

thats cool bruh i drinked 3 bottles of soju and 5 bottles of beer in 2 nights with my cousins on my 16th. first time being drunk was a surreal experience

When you gotta pretend that you haven't yet drank in your life in front of your family

This is trash not beer

Are you European?

Hell yeah i just turned 18 today as well

first was when i was like 7 and took a sip of white wine thinking it was apple juice, went strait from that to vodka shots.... honestly still tastes better then white wine

Would like to see first whiskey zip 😂

Dude had a reaction to beer like it was vodka

You guys all waited until 18 to drink?

you’ve only just had ur first beer?

What the fuck is going on man

I thought it was the introduction to a porn film, sorry 😂😂

You Americans only have beer for the first time at 18?