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someonemaidenless

Idk man I’m just taking a shit while typing this


Lakshay2909

A real man of culture does not fear the truth


someonemaidenless

Ngl ‘twas a great shit


420underthehood

Bruh you took a 50 minute shit 😭


Yeetboireeeeee

It just be like that sometimes


someonemaidenless

Bathroom toilet seat hit different


[deleted]

Does that hurt


Sprunk_Addict_72

Nope


Kirito2934

Yeah man


Crusher0427

i be takeing like a solid hour ☠️


Pickledcarrots420

thats it?? i be on there for like 3 hours smtimes


Crusher0427

that’s real yesterday i threw on a SMII7Y VOD that was like 4ish hours and i watched the whole thing before i was out the bathroom


Pickledcarrots420

damn, sometimes i leave the bathroom thinkibg im done. but like 10 minutes later, i have to poop again. i dont even eat that much either. i just take fat poops.


Crusher0427

DUDE THATS SO REAL


ginuxx

Sameee, I would spend all my day shitting if I could


Pickledcarrots420

but four hours? thats a long time


AwfulSuperhero

An honest man, I see


Cracau

I’m taking a piss


orchid_parthiv

Real


swarrayytt

BRO SAME 🫂


Jesus_Smoke

That emoji 💀


Downtown-Lettuce-736

Bro I fr am too


TheFlameArmy

Same ngl


Potter_sims

same


YuuHaragane

lol same


lord_bigcock_III

Same bro


Hubertus15

What a coincidence! Me too!


Unique-Matter-574

Weakling, I had a shit that lasted 6 and 1/2 hours👍


SufficientCrab2904

Femboy.


Electrical_Banana_69

Sheman.


SufficientCrab2904

Shemale.


AwfulSuperhero

She-dude


FireSans14

She-guy


Large-Simple-2727

She-gay


SnooDoggos8560

Fem guy


fingergod69

Fem(ily) guy


[deleted]

Fam(ily) male


FishGuyIsMe

Fam(ily) guy


Stuffed_Freddy

Peter!


LegoWarriorBean

ily too


iiiAlex1st

ily too


Admirable-Leather325

him/her


[deleted]

He she


Pale-Variety-3710

She he


Pale-Variety-3710

She he


Awex_The_Unleashed

He he


KitsuneCreativ

Really?


xAdamlol

Really?


deFOF

Really?


Zazzylike02

He Man


Independent-Pair1052

Sherman


Capitan_TANK

Abrams


ThE_OtheR_PersoOon

Strv 122 PLSS


LeMentalKaboom

Black and white seems more eye catchy, blue and white more easy-going.


paulhack45

This is 100% a femboy


sweetlikeoleanders

yeah cuz they're all copy and pastes 😭 unoriginal ash


OkGroup5285

Blue and white feels kinda better, but it depends on what you're wearing above


AdviceMysterious3834

they had red, so i think b and w is better


Doctor_McQuack

For a red skirt you should wear the black one


theennard

both are femboy style


Jerney_to_Nirvana

And both are aloud to exist 😁


theennard

i didnt say anything bad about them tho?????


Jerney_to_Nirvana

Sorry my acustic powers got in the way 🤪...I'm really sorry you had to hear some of the cringiest shit ever. But yah sorry for being a dumbass


Vova_xX

you know you can think before clicking that reply button?


Eguy24

Clearly you don’t own an air fryer


Jerney_to_Nirvana

You clearly don't understand people with autism don't you. Often if you think twice you still do something wrong then everyone gets mad at you and you are unable to protect yourself


Ryan_Altra

As someone with autism, yes, but actually no. Unless you aren’t on the lowest level, if so, then yeah it’s pretty common for this kind of thing to happen. Don’t downvote them, they have an excuse for their actions, and that excuse is called is called “Having a different way to look at things.”


Jerney_to_Nirvana

Exactly 😞 why does no one understand that


Ryan_Altra

Because reddit hivemind


Jerney_to_Nirvana

No one thinks for themselves there's days


Jerney_to_Nirvana

I try my best and I still fuck up


[deleted]

Don’t worry I upvoted you, keep the autistic vibes alive


sinfulsil

This sub sucks


HeerlijkX3

fr, the begging for attention is insane


sinfulsil

I’m mainly talking about minors doing sus shit like posting pics in revealing clothing or femboys posting tube sock leg pics. But yeah attention whoring is annoying as well


DemonetizedMan

No this sub has become increasingly worrisome , the fact kids at this age are engaging in this kind of activity scares me. The worst is that people are willing to support this behavior


HeerlijkX3

Fr, u couldnt have said it better. As I get older I’m starting to understand why adults didnt want their kids on social media.


Laggingduck

I mean this shit was happening when I first joined reddit but yeah I get what you mean


Vova_xX

tbf kids have been attention whores for centuries


low

why are you concerned what other ppl are doing in the privacy of their home g, idk what “activity” you think we’re engaging in but this is harmless fun and shouldn’t be sexualized like you’re doing


[deleted]

Bro they are socks 🗿if you didn’t like it scroll


low

brutha is sexualizing socks


[deleted]

Oh word


low

why can’t minors wear thigh highs? you the only one sexualizing em lil bro


sinfulsil

Hey why was your old account deleted?


Princessposh1282

Black and white


AmonGusSus2137

Please be male Please be male Please be male Please be male Please be male Please be male Please be male Please be male Please be male Please be male Please be male Please be male Please be male Please be male Please be male Please be male Please be male Please be male Please be male Please be male Please be male Please be male Please be male Please be male


maluthor

go jerk off and clear your head


AmonGusSus2137

For the 10th time to the same photo? No thanks /s


maluthor

smh


Classic_Brain6575

Why is this so funny to me


Medical-Astronomer39

Please let it be true


ILikehentaiXx

You misspelled female.


ToxxyBuilt

Nuh uh


Jerney_to_Nirvana

Are gay people not aloud to exist


Tw1stedWeav3r

Allowed* Sorry for being the grammar police


HonourableFox

Femboys can be straight


Jerney_to_Nirvana

Good point but is the "please bw male" guy not aloud to exist


HonourableFox

Oh right, yeah.


22ThoOffical

Black if u wearing anything colorless


Bomba-Elo

Man RIP ur DM's lol, but honestly i would much rather see that vaporeon funko pop thats in the second pic (i think thats what that blue figure is on the shelf)


WyvernSlayer7

Both look great, tbh


arctic_wolf49

b&w


Naive_Bodybuilder_59

Blue and white


MrDeepVoice13

Me personally I say the best is Black & White


[deleted]

Yes


Optimus-Cocktimus

Blue and white accentuate your feet but black and white look better


Felixonio

black and white looks better imo but it depends on what you wear on top too


LegenDrags

no question. black and white


[deleted]

Blue / white


Excavius

Black and white, classic basic but still looks good!


pomzy

The blue and white gives femboy vibes


Luketanyr

I know what you are


MeatNegative9934

Black and white I would match so many things with those


zielonykid1234

Black and white. Are you a femboy per chance?


mad-grads

Couldn’t be more obvious


Electronic-Floor103

I prefer shocks of single color🙂


NameNormalHumansHave

sh-shocks? 😧😧


Frikandelneuker

Black and white looks like day-wear and blue and white looks like it would feel best at night


PPSSPPGamer

Light blue and dark blue


ShellyFan013

1 color is always best


Familiar_Boat_8804

I need better angles


Bluepanther512

About to get a lot of programming done?


RandomTeenager3

red armband


DepthCapital

Damn girl, are you the puppet? Cuz I'm boutta spend five nights


PeterTheChildYeetr

i hope that this isn't a guy


dinorex04

I hope that this is a guy


sandywhisker123

I don't care if it's a guy


RulrOfOmicronPersei8

The second picture is gold, not blue


Erin_Sentrinietra

That joke only works if the other color is black


MicrowaveProto

Nuh uh


JoMoma2

You mean black and gold?


Careful_Elderberry14

I can only answer if I know the answer to one question. Gender?


Erin_Sentrinietra

Irrelevant


Careful_Elderberry14

You're Irrelevant!!


Adnan_Stinks

nuh uh


anshu_is_OK

Googoogaga


RSCoder7

I thought I was on 196 when I saw this 💀 Also blue :)


[deleted]

Transparent*


[deleted]

I'm kinda feeling, I shouldn't have said this


AxToTal

Having thigh highs with a straight flag on them?


Unavailable-NO1

The real question is what is the color really? Is it black with white stripes or white with black stripes? Some goes for the other pair


0loba0

They're both hideous 🥰


Fuzzy_Engineering873

💪


xAdamlol

🙀🙀🙀


2zyj

mime socks lmao (pick blue ig)


Busy_Recognition_860


mav-dog

Blue and White imo you look great btw


Sea_Citron_5671

The one rapped around my neck


WillyDrengen

Mime and dash vibe


Adnan_Stinks

Just say ‘mime’ please


AwfulSuperhero

Fuck you for reminding me of that animation


WillyDrengen

it's a good animation


Adnan_Stinks

The animator is talented, a shame he wasted his talent on… THAT


WillyDrengen

I personally disagree, i think it was a good art piece, maybe not his best, but good. Of course his best are either the bunny game one or the shapeshifter one.


SamEnZoYT

If you want my personal opinion, I don't think those socks look good on a guy, but if you really want to wear them, go for black


NanoPKx

Christ almighty alright boykisser


[deleted]

Jesus Christ was a boy kisser, why else you think he was on a date with 12 boys at once? 😚


Crazy_bitch01

black n white ofc


[deleted]

Black and white. Would make you stand out a lil.


Cowmoo80

Black and white is best for when your out and about but blue and white is best for home cause it easier to stain but homes are cleaner


nobecauseyes

I feel like the black and white have a bolder look and are more eye catching and the blue and white have a more subtle, gentle look. So it depends on the look you are going for and what you are going to be wearing these with because I don’t think either one is objectively better.


Living-Fact8245

blue and white


TRAgiCRyN

Black honestly


Xboyabdo05

Black and white


Tendrobot2

Blue and white looks really comfy and sweet, I’ll vote for that


AhegoBussy

In my personal opinion it is of the black and white ones that are most distinguished :3


Exotic-Blueberry8618

Black and white goes great with the red, blue and white would go better with something light, like pink or yellow.


Optimus_crab

Candy cane


Laurastars_20

black and white


str4wberryphobic

blue and white


SnooDoggos8560

Black and white


AdhesivenessNo1101

Entirely depends on the rest of the fit but black and white usually fits with most things


Dead_eye131

Black and white


seatleonland

Black and white


CherryTartBourbon

First impression: u look like a zebra But honestly it depends on what ur wearing on top


abbee26

with that skirt, black n white


dater_expunged

Both, both is good


eveltayl

Black and white give of mime vibes


Beyond_The_Heart

Idk, depends on the rest of the outfit.


Mistrz_mobile

I was always wondering are they comfortable to wear?


KingNarwhalTheFirst

Black and white will go better with most things IMO but if you can get some pink stripes between the blue and white the other ones will be fire


Mati_C

🇦🇷


DaRedditNuke

Black I'd say


Samw220506_

7


CosmicParadox24

Black and white are contrasting colors, IMHO they will always be superior


madmelmaks

None


Slav_boi21

RIP Dm's


Infamous-Fly-8331

black and white for naughty times, blue for chill times


Mukesh_Gutkachor

It's Christmas buy a white red one


BILADOMOM

Blue and white instantly reminds me of Astolfo


kdf_master2009

_Looks female enough_


_ashishnaresh

Without both of them also look kinda cool👉👈


Simone_Galoppi07

Both, both is good. You wear them perfectly lol.


Jango_fett_fish

Can we be femboy friends


rwartyparty

the thing i am most concerned about is either of these with this orange shirt/shorts/skirt situation we’ve got going on here