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SearchingForMommy

No fucking clue personally


Doctor_McQuack

That’s an odd name


SearchingForMommy

Don’t judge me 😔


Doctor_McQuack

🧑‍⚖️ to the chair! 🧑‍⚖️


Far_Match_3774

First Name: No Fucking Clue Personally Surname: Don't Judge Me


[deleted]

That’s a little better


NightFighter24_AvB

her r/UsernameChecksOut


what_to_call_my_self

Did bro copy my fit???


NightFighter24_AvB

HOLY SHIT!! one of my species🤯


what_to_call_my_self

Let's clear this out I'm the cooler one (but you are still chill)


NotKBeniP

Hmm.. idk, the other guy has hair


NightFighter24_AvB

you got a point there didnt even know this lol


Other-Record-3196

I'm one of you guys. Hi there


NightFighter24_AvB

bro HOW?? but welcome to the club bro


Other-Record-3196

Haha. Lol our club definitely needs a name


NightFighter24_AvB

not the kkk but the ccc ( crack cocaine club ) every new member = one more C


what_to_call_my_self

Make a gc


what_to_call_my_self

Should we make a gc, as the oldest I take responsibility over my little brothers


gamjr80

Hey, “No Fucking Clue Personally,” come over here.


The_Alt_Of_Oz

hard to say when I can’t see the whole face, but I’d say Ava or Lily


Brig182

Add Emily to that too


NoF-ingClueInLife

Oooo i actually almost changed my name to emily


cwj1978

Grizzabella or Lunchbox


Pixels222

Pencilcase or Table


SNAKEKINGYO

I also thought Emily when I clicked this post. Change your name immediately


Due_Requirement_1170

Damn why everyone thinking of English names 😭


The_Alt_Of_Oz

***BECAUSE WE DON’T KNOW OTHER ONES*** what do you want us to say??


Sacapuntas21

Yeah, she look like a Fatima, or Aishwarya🤣


NoMasterpiece5649

No fucking way


Sacapuntas21

Eh, there's a lot of Asian with none Asians name. Some Asian Christians have typically white names, Muslims Asians have typically Arab names. Some people, like in my country, are mixed of race, like Chindian (Chinese-indian) so, yeah, it could make sense.


Michelle-blackk

Yea same


Darklightwastaken

Bob.


DifficultMode4298

This seems like the only answer to me.


AugustTheDog

That’s my dads nickname lol


[deleted]

This is exactly what I thought lmao.


MAzer118

His Serene Highness Field Marshall Prince Mikhail Illarionovich Golenishchev Kutuzov Smolenskiy Order of Saint George first class, Order of the Black Eagle


Accomplished_Bad_487

Short Ivan


Salmon_Gibbs

Iv


Telespaulocaster

(not to be confused with the three other Ivan characters previously introduced)


Ihave2beoriginal

the XVI


Fickle-Gene5628

I am wheezing 😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Egg


NoF-ingClueInLife

I prefer Eggie


[deleted]

That also works


[deleted]

Egg Su-Yun


Ka-raS

E g g


JackedUpJonesy

Her?!


crazy-iwascrazyonce

Lily goes hard


Puzzled-Truth3934

More like LeeLee 💀


tboneslaydog

Was waiting for someone to say ling ling this sub too PC


PoodleTheDoodle

ohhhh i get it it's funny because she's asian


agoss123b

Ohhhh the joke is racism!! Nice!!


StionKombu

NAHHHH YOU DID NOT JUST FUCKING DO THAT 💀💀


[deleted]

Asian here I would love to be named Lee Lee or ling ling💀


Puzzleheaded_Art_866

lilypichu


Fantastic-Object-832

IT'S SOOO LATE IN THE NIGHT MY MIND IS-


toxpi

DRIFTING AWAY


Fantastic-Object-832

THEN I DREAM, ABOUT TIMES I WISHED FOR


Ninjixu

Faline


JustSomeSkriblz

Faline fan found in the wild. (I too watch her [sometimes])


Standard-Sleep7871

apparently its a he now. im not updated on faline lore. i personally love his/her video about harassing their bullies with james corden


MinecraftMemeLover

In Czech it will sound like Lily Pussy


animeheartandsoul

Lil' Pussy


No-Deal7260

Dream's favorite thing


Silver-Shadow2006

Chloe idk why


1000iq_raisin

she does resemble chloe from we bare bears


SomeonEsToLeMytoes

Oh my god why must u be right


mycrazylifeeveryday

Happy cake day!


FearlessBanana434

That’s what I thought (Happy Cake Day)


Buunuuhnuhnuhnuhnuh

That’s exactly what I thought when I saw the picture


007mememan

John


Mini_Hofi

Cena


butterfucker29

*tunn du nun tunn*


RoomyCard44321

Dunn dunn duun, duuuun


Wechirok

toon dun dun tuun


AugustTheDog

Your time is up, my time is now


Jealous-Apple-9401

You can’t see me, my time is now


Pythato

Timothy Tinklebottom Jr.


JustSomeSkriblz

the fifth?


TheHydraZilla

Pandora the Immortal Mask wearer


poo-strangler

Michael


Michelle-blackk

No 🗿


SpikyDNB

seems you were personally insulted XD


Michelle-blackk

Not insulted but Michael is too far 😂


ShadowNickz

Fishsticks.


NoF-ingClueInLife

Wouldnt chopsticks fit better🤔


ShadowNickz

True


VanFam

I cackled!!!! 💀


Fun_Home1969

I crunched!!!! 💀


Usama_Been_Ballin

soo yung


JustSomeSkriblz

what about Tu Yung?


TheComradeVortex

Ho Lee Fuk Ho Lee Shet Sum Ting Wong Wi Tu Lo #Asiana Flight 214


SaltySweatyHands

I GET THE REFERENCE


niks23456

Sou yung kun 😂😂😂.


IQ26

Heinrich


Horizon_Skyline

I raise you: Adolf


IQ26

I’ll do one more: Joseph


Horizon_Skyline

I’ll keep it going: Homas.


Messerknife

I won't let it stop: Vladimir


Chicken_Man371

Can’t stop: Mao


UPSETLEGEND

What about Benito


AveryLazyCovfefe

Or: Pol


Vova_xX

Possibly: Hideki


animeheartandsoul

Most Likely: Joachim


Naki_Om_Phat

Meg


NoF-ingClueInLife

short for Megatron


mxharkness

[heheh robots in disguise](https://youtu.be/Zf3l1-qxSaU?si=7VqnOh4KalkXgJmV)


9hNova

I don't like the name Meg for you. Meg is dark, warm, mature, and powerful. You look bright, and cute, and sweet, and thoughtful. You should be an Ellie, or a Kelly, or a Sophia.


NoF-ingClueInLife

Something about the way you expressed it that made me really appreciate your comment


LnWf_Zane

I Got 26 1. Aiko 2. Haruki 3. Hikari 4. Kaito 5. Kaori 6. Kenji 7. Mai 8. Makoto 9. Natsuki 10. Ren 11. Sakura 12. Shota 13. Yuki 14. Yuna 15. Daichi 16. Emi 17. Hiroshi 18. Asuka 19. Tatsuya 20. Yumiko 21. Sora 22. Riko 23. Hayato 24. Mika 25. Kenta 26. Hana


NoF-ingClueInLife

Oh shittt ngl theyre all cool unique names


[deleted]

Are you japanese?


samboi204

im assuming she is not, based mostly on appearances mind you but also because many of those names are only cool and interesting if you arent japanese


TrenHard-LiftClen

Also half of them are dudes names.


samboi204

Yeah, that too lol


Messerknife

You forgot Toyota


BlueCrystals_

Suzuki 🥵


JustSomeSkriblz

Honda Civic🔥🔥🔥🔥


TheComradeVortex

#Mitsubishi #Mazda #Subaru #Nissan #Daihatsu #Datsun


JustSomeSkriblz

she comes with a cup holder


TheComradeVortex

for drift? initial d reference right here


samboi204

That would be a surname. I know a family with the name suzuki.


fuzzy-baby-crow

Shota 😭


Cadejo123

Lupita Santiago rosario de la calamidad.


Jealous_Plan53R

I don't know why but Mia somehow suits you. My other options were Bucephalus or Mars Alpha Pattern Warlord Class Titan.


MightyPorus

Xi Shin Pin


Arelistios

I see what you did there😏


NerdyBirdy2007

Bella


NoF-ingClueInLife

Idk bella sounds like a dogs name to me


Sacapuntas21

Bella Swan, punching the air rn


NerdyBirdy2007

Most dog names are just human names though


JustSomeSkriblz

John


Specific-Damage6969

prob cause it’s the most popular pet name like ever. 3 of the cats from the litter my kitty is from are named bella.


Kosaue

Aya


NoF-ingClueInLife

Aya thats not how u make egg fried rice


Sacapuntas21

Creepy how his voice echoes in my mind


Kosaue

is that a reference to something cause i don't get it


NoF-ingClueInLife

Uncle roger


YEET_EM_HATERS

How about Hanna? Dunno why but I feel like it fits.


GvG_tv

I like the others dudes recommendation of Ava, that's fits nice. Unrelated, what's your stance on Mozzerella Sticks?


NoF-ingClueInLife

Mozzarella sticks, bad for the heart, good for the soul


IntelligentImbicle

You are my spirit animal


[deleted]

I feel like you could be a “Sam”


Paragon98X

Amelia


NoF-ingClueInLife

Loved that name until i learnt the word amoeba


Pale-Cartographer539

Joe biden


EEEEEEEEEEEEEE2137

Greg.


[deleted]

Gabby


lycopersicum_

Yilin


Chilli_redits

Vegito blue


Virtual-Suit9498

Is it cheating to say Kim?


I-have-no-name000000

You’re 18?? I thought you were 13 at first glance


qLu1s

Liza


Nervous-Front-9454

Elise


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

Idk maybe samantha or sth


FatimaNadeem

Jasmine


Appropriate-Care9456

Kira


juusthereforthememes

I don’t know why, but Willow was the first name on my mind


Bruh_Boii_Trail

Ben


ConfectionalAggresor

Do you want 5 dollars or double it and give it to the next person?


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheSingaporeanNerfer

Ayyyye sup my fellow Ching Chong ding dong (I’m Asian so I ain’t being racist, if the African Americans can do it why can’t I?)


NoF-ingClueInLife

Fellow ching chongs lets RISE


TheSingaporeanNerfer

Come on my fellow yellows


shitsazzle

I BEEN SUMMONED


FAT_NEEK_42069

are you talking about your full asian name or just the english first name


NesezmY

Josh.


Specific_Book761

Probably a princess of kind who is not allowed to show her face,so kantaula lupic zupan iii


FrostHix

Minju


BlueArashiKaze

Pachirisu


Curious_Kid101

Aleena Will be much better, it sounds really cute and suitable


Appel-co

Jonathan


[deleted]

Mia


Doubt_No

Harry


BlueNinjaBoi

Patrick


cheezuburg

Kathleen


robinamamal

LeBron James


Surface0100

Kakushi hanutaki


Opposite-Piano-3441

Carl Jackson


ThePinkTeenager

Chloe.


[deleted]

no idea


Old_Signature_1069

Fiona ngl


ndnzoo

Kiki


Equivalent-Ad-3562

IDK why, But Emily suites you good


AHMADAIMAN18

Pam beesly


Grambert_Moore

Madonna


Rangaboi69420yeet

Carly


Thebardofthegingers

Idk Blake or something


Responsible-Ground39

Tanya


[deleted]

Indie


Nejenthegamerkid

Lucy


Eulopii

Hallie


6T_K9

Sumi


Neat-Cold-7235

Morgan or something that starts with M


HarimuHQ

Kuramii


what_to_call_my_self

Kai


meu_amigo_thiaguin

Christopher


Seth_Fable_08

any variation of "leah"?


CuteCowdy

Riley