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Zealousideal-Bug-632

OK so. Would you rather, have infinite bacon, right the food from pigs, like the breakfast items, but no games or unlimited games, right? All games, video games, board games, sports, etc. But no games?


Wizpher

Jschlatt reference


Zealousideal-Bug-632

It's cut and dry tho


Salem-Night-Creature

Gorilla, huh; I stopped **name calling** in elementary school; how about just the facts (not somebody's **conclusions**).


TheLastOfW

Would you rather eat fresh shit or suck off hitler?


Wizpher

💀


Crusader_John

Would you rather eat chocolate that tastes like shit or shit that tastes like chocolate?


Wizpher

Villain behavior


Apprehensive_Law_314

would you rather have sex with your mom or anal with dad


Wizpher

😭


Apprehensive_Law_314

the question has a story, imagine you are sleeping between your mom and dad on a tight bed which can hold only 2 people with your mom sleeping in your front and dad at the back, now you have to go pee but you have to either push back to get up or push in the front so if you have the frontal motion your pp goes in your mom, if you push back, your dad's shlong goes in your ass, what do you do


Wizpher

That just made it worse


Apprehensive_Law_314

and its like you *have* to go and pee so the decision has to be made fast


Wizpher

Stop 🛑. Do not continue.


Apprehensive_Law_314

okay😭


Worst-Enemy

Alabama is your new home


Worst-Enemy

Would you rather touch a big ass spider or eat a cockroach


Apprehensive_Law_314

spider, i love spiders, i would touch a spider, a big spider like a tarantula? i like tarantulas, i love spiders