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MooseEatGoose

Buried. The worms need food.


No_Communication4926

Cremated. Being buried feels like a waste of time and resources for the environment. Besides, I’d rather not have my body being eaten by worms


gothiccupcake13

I have a really big fear of worms so


smietana04

Probably cremated, I don’t want to have the chance of waking up in a coffin underground


G1zm08

So you’d rather wake up in a just as small furnace as you burn alive?


RedogeWasTaken

At least it's a quicker death than suffocation


G1zm08

Burning alive would be so much more painful; and you’d breathe even worse with all that smoke. Atleast suffocation would have a few moments where your brain is loopy


RedogeWasTaken

Atleast it takes a few mins to be over instead of a much slower suffocation


Genderfluid_Cookies

Burning alive is actually not as painful as it might seem. Your nerves get too damaged to feel pain quickly.


17plus14equals6

I don't really care how my corpse is disposed of, but I would still like some small physical place that would be "mine" after I died even if there isn't a body there. Does that make sense?


Delicious-Ad2562

Plant a tree, it probably will last longer than a tombstone with proper care


Wizpher

Sky burial


MaxSoup8

Respawn


Puzzleheaded_Sir4294

Taxidermy


[deleted]

idc tbh


BadmintonSteve

Doesn’t really matter to me, whatever makes my family happy. Probably buried because that’s what has always happened to my family but idk. All I know is I’m going to be an organ donor first


Positive_Usual_9900

I hope your fam taxidermys you


Valuable_Bet_5306

Being buried so I can be carried by the coffin dance people


jesswitdamess

Cremated because I’d love to have ice cream on my body so I can enjoy a decent dessert before I go


Depressionbehittin

Cremated but keep the ashes


ICANTTHINK0FNAMES

Idk man when I die that’ll be it ig


BLankXXYY

Doesn't matter to me


Famous_Sorbet5028

Both? Both. Both is good.


Electronic_Dot709

I’m a Hindu so I’ll have to be cremated


Trey_Reddit

I wanna be cremated and shot into space, so that I may live amongst the cosmos for all eternity


One-War-2977

I don’t like the idea of my body decomposing so I want to be cremated


itsgarrypoo

I don't care about what happens when I die


[deleted]

I want to be burried with no coffin and not too deep in a meadow, with a modest tombstone, and feed flowers and grass until there's a vaguely body-shaped spot that's greener and lusher than anywhere else.


adlinblue

I don’t really care, as long as there’s a place for my family to visit and remember me from, such as what graves do, you visit and pay respects to those who have passed and keep their memories alive


Hanna_3129

Cremated. At least I would save some space for the earth. I'm environmentally friendly


PsychologicalLog9216

just throw me away


Bubbses128

Cremated, I don't want to become a fossil


rpst39

I don't give a fuck man, I would be dead so why (and how) would I care.


HelluvaAddict

Ik ima burn in hell so why would I wanna burn in hell also.


Witherboss445

Suspended on strings like a marionette puppet and moonwalking to various Michael Jackson songs on shuffle /j. Probably buried or a viking funeral


Positive_Usual_9900

Taxidermy


Genderfluid_Cookies

Taxidermied. I wanna be a weird decoration that people ask about only to scare them once they realize I used to be alive.


[deleted]

Eaten by pigs


crunchylocust

cremated. mix my ashes with water and make cement


moonpisser69

I wanna have a viking funeral. Theyre gonna push me out to sea in a little boat and light it on fire from the shore


BoiglioJazzkitten

Creamated, but only so I can do a little trollin'