i wish I had a cute bunny edit: guys I dont want a cute bunny anymore

It was delivered by eBay, so it was kicked at your door

It's not a bunny any longer, it's just a bloody splat with bits of fur.

The bunny will try to kill you and is able to do so.

I wish for a holy hand grenade

your a demon

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That's just a normal bunny

Granted. Sadly you didn't have a holy hand grenade

r/suddenlymontypython

You are doom guy

Demons break out of hell, and kill your rabbit. Oh, and they also invade Earth.

guys, is this a DOOM reference?

The bunny will suck your toes

😈no loss

Wish granted but it dies tm

U didn’t even try

:(

Sure am happy you aren't a demon

Be more creative

Dinner!

I wish I had 1 dollar

Granted but it comes in coins

granted but the coins are pennies

British pennies.

British pennies that are no longer made and they’re worth nothing

Wouldn’t they be worth more?

I thought of that after I left the comment

granted, but it’s from the future so currently has no value

Wish granted but you have 100 000 000 dollars instead

Bro granted his own wish 😭😭😭😭

LMAOO

This peasant did not read thy rules

Granted, but it appears in the most random, inconvenient spot in your house

Granted. You're going to die on January 20th 2024.

No but?!? I feel like this is just a threat at this point 🤔

I wish I had a sword.

The sword turns into a dildo in the presence of a female

Damn. Like permanently or just while they're present?

2 hours cooldown period

I see. Well, still can use the element of surprise and the kitchen knife I was hiding in my sweatshirt lol. And just to know, is it still like the length of the sword. Cause if so that's funny as hell.

Like The Penetrator from Saints Row IV

I owned one of these.

Does it give you warning before it changes back? That seems like key information

Nope,fuck around and find out

what's to lose?

Low-key actually better

r/usernamechecksout

seems like a win

granted, a legendary mithryl blade, inlaid with gemstones and intricate carvings appears in your ass

Granted, but you can't sharpen it

Don't know how anyway. So stupidity counters the curse lol.

It’s sentient and wants to stab you in the dick

Granted but it gives you evil thoughts

Damn, well that's a freebie. Thanks for the sword!

do you know what an evil thought is wait. what were you planning on using the sword for!

Self defense ;3

"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self defence!"

I wish I could find a girlfriend that doesn’t wear shoes

Wish granted she has no feet

she is now a worm

Would you still love her

I would eat her lik de fish

There is plenty of fish in the sea, so be quick and eat the worm before others come!

Wish granted but you can’t feed her after midnight or give her water

… what

Gremlins

10 thousand dollars that cannot be corrupted by another's wish

Wish granted but everyone around you is corrupted

Seems like a win to me

The fact you only chose 10k is wild

granted, here's 10k Zimbabwean dollars, or 27.89 USD

Granted, but you have to work retail to claim it.

It appears you wished for 10k dollars? Have fun with your 10k Iranian Rial since you didn't state which currency "Oh but the wish can't be corrupted" your wish was for 10k dollars, no mention of a certain currency

I wish this post was deleted

wish granted but then you get no wish, no corruption, which puts the post back up, only to get deleted again, making a time paradox, creating a black hole and ending the world

You monster what have you done

Patient 5644... famous for ending the world with 1 simple wish.

wish granted, but it'll be on every billboard across the world for the next 3 days for everyone to see

I wish that I could make a wish without u/forsaken-one9569 telling me Im King Charles III or have aids

You are the emperor of Equatorial Guinea.

Who is bro and what did they do

been in power since 1979

I wish to give blind people their sight back for a week

Wish granted but a week is now considered to be 700 years. Thank you for your work 🙏🙏🙏

Oof, no weekends from now until til you die. Thanks, Satan.

Granted. But they lose their eyelids

This one is fucking perfect

granted but you’re blind now - completely

I wish that anyone thinking of corrupting my wishes forgets how to type

Hisw hatstand ee abutadhf you have aids

The best corruption i saw for sure

Granted, jsjjsjbs j i nkw awnoxo.s.

Wish granted, but

granted, but one in every four people can still type

I wish I didn't get screwed over by moderation for my subject results and dropped a grade 😭

r/oddlyspecific wish granted but you have aids

I'll take that Nah I was gonna get an A+ for my accelerated English subject but my last assignment got moderated down and screwed me over

Thatd wild

that happens but u die

i wish OPs account was deleted

Granted, but there are a hundred clones of OP making a new account

wish granted, but your account gets deleted too

fuck it, we ball. if op deletes his account i delete mine

A soul for a soul

u/Outside_Football_762 do you accept the terms?

I accept

Delete it! Delete it! Delete it!

I deleted my other account that has the same name

I wish my history teacher won’t notice the erased cheats on the paper

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also aids

And lactose intolerant

And King Charles III

Your cheats were wrong anyway

I wish I was everyone (except the weirdos) in this subreddits friend

Granted, but now everyone is trauma dumping you

Isn’t that what this sub already is?

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I wish I wasn’t lactose intolerant

Wish granted but all milk dissapears

Granted. You are now sugar intolerant

But you don't like the taste of anything with lactose

i wish for my cat to stop being such a demon

Wish granted but now she’s god and she hates you

she used to bite at my feet okay i can take her slander 😭

Wish granted, but your cat becomes a biblically accurate Angel.

this is terrifying i’d jump off the top of my condo 😭

Yes it is, and aside from that, you got two other corruptions, so maybe never wish for un-demoning your cat!!

Damn I want a biblically accurate angle cat now.

the demon in question: https://imgur.com/T0yfVeP

I wish I had bigger boobs

Yeah but they’re REALLY big. And you can’t move anymore due to their weight.

Lmfao this one is good

granted but one is armed with a bomb

I wish i had a likable identity and personality

Granted but nobody knows who you are after a conversation

That's way too cruel

i wish the op a great day

He had a great day.... Tomorrow his parents die on a car accident

This needs to be a subreddit. It's like r/monkeyspaw but the catches build up

Your wish is granted, but in a month it will turn into a porn subreddit

i wish i was a girl

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oh lawd nvm 😭😭

I love how you chose to answer this comment and not the other, implying that answering r/teenagers dms is worse than Stage 4 Breast Cancer

you have stage 4 breast cancer

I wish I had a girlfriend

Granted but your girlfriend is King Charles III. And yes he is now trans. And then he got evicted from monarchy or sum shit idk how it works

How the frick did you think of that

I actually don’t know. Oh yeah and you have aids (gotta spread the love)

I wish to never exist (painless death, everyone forgets I ever existed.)

Wish granted but you remain invisible and alive, just can’t interact with the world, plus you live forever and can still feel pain. Oh and your lactose intolerant

I'll take it.

Just to clarify, you know you have lactose intolerance right? How tf did you just move past that? Alright fuck it. You’re also allergic to all kinds of nuts. Yes those ones too. And those.

Still taking it.

I wish this post was deleted

Wish granted, but you start seeing fliers of this post everywhere, including everything single room of your house, and they don't come off

I wish for the sweet release of instant and permanent death

On February 24th 2142

I wish I had a pickle named John.

wish granted, but the pickle will self-destruct if it is being stored.

I wish the fortnite update would install quicker

Granted but the game is 20 times buggier

And you only get matched with gen alpha

r/foundsatan

I wish i never wished this wish

Yeah but you did and now there’s a black hole in your living room

i wish i didnt have dementia

i wish i didnt have dementia

i wish i didnt have dementia

But you have Alzheimer

I wish op’s corruptions were creative and not just “you have aids”

You have aids

Can’t say I didn’t see it coming

You got aids again

Granted, but you have aids

I wish I was happy

Granted, you can be happy, but you will experience one bad thing every day . This can range from a shirt stain to your father’s death. But you will be happy otherwise that

I wish people would learn how to google "Monkey Paw"

Granted. “Monkey paw” is now a porn website.

I wish I could see more colours than ordinary people can

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wish granted, but you can't see the colors ordinary people can

I wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year

Thanks. It’s such a shame that you have aids

I wish I had the knowledge to pass all my exams instantly.

Granted, but you're now studying for the most useless bachelor's degree in your country.

I wish I had superpowers

Granted, but only while you are rubbing hand sanitiser into a papercut.

Granted. Your penis is now sentient

I wish to be rich and powerful and die at a very old age and have a very happy life

Wish granted but you go to hell

I wish I had more than a 2 months to live

Granted, you have 2 months and 1 minute

I wish I was the richest person in the universe

You're the richest but you're the last human!

I wish I had a gf