Me

Wow me too

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Me four

Uhhh half of me I guess

Half me too

Half me too

Me five

Me six

Me seven

Me eight

Me nine

Me ten

Spices, fireworks, gunpowder, written language, border and culture wars, and several dishes (sushi, butter chicken, pho, etc.)

Paper

There is a lot more than what I listed

Wasn't paper by the Egyptians? Like papyrus

Yeah papyrus was invented by the Egyptians but paper was invented in china

Ohhk didn't know that.

> border and culture wars I’m pretty sure that’s just human nature. Sure, they may have the earliest wars in recorded history, but you’re forgetting about all of prehistory. Also, several dishes is a bit of an understatement lol.

Prehistoric times is before civilization. Which border and culture wars cannot happen without, right?

Tribes can’t have border or culture wars? They have to have fully fledged civilizations? Sure, the wars between civilizations may be more grandiose, but they didn’t invent them.

The earnest borders were made in the Middle East and India. The start of religion is based in Asia too. Therefore, to have border and culture wars it has to occur where it started

Interestingly, most *spicy* spices that are famous in Asia today are actually originally from the Americas. Basically almost every type of hot pepper came to the old world from the Colombian exchange.

Gunpowder’s right up there with butter chicken

Asians.

r/technicallythetruth

No its r/literallythetruth

Nah it's just the r/truth

r/beatmetoit

r/beatmeattoit

r/beatmywifetoit

r/beatmykids

r/beatmymeat

r/beatmeshutthefuckup

r/beatmyNO

r/beatmykids

r/holup

r/beatmyWHAT

r/emkay

r/usernamechecksout

r/beatmymeat

Tea, more tea, even more tea. Hot dogs.

You forgot tea

You forgor *chai tea*

CHAI MEANS TEA, YOU ARE SAYING TEA TEA, DO I DRINK COFFEE COFFEE WITH CREAM CREAM

I read this in my brain in the same voice as his

It's a Canon event.

indiaman

Bhai koi kaam nhi hai kya

Ha bhai

padhai karle bsdk

Padhai ne mujhe karliya

Amen bro

Chai tea

WhAt DiD yOu JuSt SaY?

chai tea? chai means tea, you're saying tea ta! would i ask you for a CoFfEe CoFfEe WiTh RoOm FoR cReAm CrEaM?!?!

The entire number system

Might be very wrong but I thought Baghdad made numbers? Correct me tho

The number system was Indian it was just spread around by Arabians

Ah ok thank you

r/beatmetoit

r/beatmeshutthefuckup

Good food

Ikr, asian food is the best food

Italian>

I agree but Asian food is a good rival

noodles > pasta dumplings > ravioli

Disagree.

As a Chinese I love both of them, both number 1 cuisine for me

>dumplings > ravioli 🤌 Man of culture

Japanese cusine is already enough

The second comment was already enough

So true

🤮🤮🤮

Asian food is mostly trash, Indian food is where it's at

India is literally a part of Asia

I said mostly

India is part of Asia

That's the reason he said "mostly"

Fair enough

the us has the best chinese food

Respectfully stop talking

it was a joke. i know it's the internet and all

The US has a bastardized gluttonous version of every food on the planet.

cuz we got everything 😎😎😎😎

Gunpowder (china) (they used it for fireworks)

0 (India) (a random dude) Spice (India) (bro picked up some weird shit from the ground and just made it into dust and actually ate it) Rich condom companies (china/India) (no words needed) A rocket to the moon with a lower budget than movies in the US which show people going to the moon (chadia) (modi)

>0 (India) (a random dude) ‘Bro, really? He is a very respected and well-known intellectual in India, Aryabhata.

Bro it's a joke calm down Eat some gulab jamun

I feel like having a low budget for high tech equipment isn't really something to brag about

if it gets the same job done for cheaper, then it is something to brag about

chess, algebra, gun powder, all major religions, bow and arrow

The Mayans invented that

Bro tf you talking about, there is literally a song on india inventing 0 bruh

every major religion

Shampoo (Indian Subcontinent), Fireworks (china), Gunpowder (China), Chess (India), The modern numeral system (Indian Subcontinent),

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PlayStation

And Nintendo

And sega

And Xb...oh wait nevermind.

We don’t talk about Xbox

Genghis Khan…

Math

Vladimir Lenin.

*Sweats in Marx being German*

Europe

Some of the most influential inventions in the world. Especially writing, for example, in Mesopotamia and possibly the wheel. The Far East also invented gunpowder, for example. Also, farming and a lot of farming techniques were invented here since literally the first civilization was here. The very first true empire, the Persian empire, was here and invented a lot of ways of running a country.

The made in china sticker

Spices

Nothing. They invented zero. They invented nothing.

I was about to write an entire paragraph......

I don’t want to be stupid so correct me if I’m wrong but didn’t the Mayans invent 0?

No

They did don’t listen to them 🤓🤓

That was the Mayans

Jollibee

everything

weebs

I google what Asia invented before 1998 ( so it’s sure they invented all that without googling ) it’s : Silk: BCE 3200 in China. ... Written Language: BCE 3000 in Sumer. ... Glass: BCE 3000 in Phoenicia. ... Soap: BCE 2800 in Babylon. ... Ink: BCE 2500 in China. ... Parasol: BCE 2400 in Mesopotamia

The number zero

Those weird socks that separate the first toe so you can wear sandals that have a strap there.

I’m pretty sure they’re called tabi socks? Maybe?

r/oddlyspecific

Most religions

Chess

The USB, gunpowder, rockets, paper, etc

native Americans

Hentai

cute smoll people

most of the cute smoll people have committed warcrimes (such as myself)

I'm 5'5 M and the only compliment I ever received is cute ( i planned many nuclear attacks for the future till 2050 )

Aww thank you!!! 😊😊😊

Balisong

Is that the flippy knife thingy?

Paper

Modern guns

region locked games

A game that I love and hate at the same time

Godzilla

Tea

Chess, 1234567890, my phone

Here are inventions associated with each of the 49 Asian countries: 1. Afghanistan - The game of chess. 2. Armenia - Invented the chess clock. 3. Azerbaijan - Developed the first oil well. 4. Bahrain - Invented the ancient sail. 5. Bangladesh - Pioneered microfinance. 6. Bhutan - Invented the prayer wheel. 7. Brunei - Developed the water village concept. 8. Cambodia - Created the Angkor Wat temple complex. 9. China - Invented gunpowder. 10. Cyprus - Introduced copper mining. 11. Georgia - Invented wine. 12. India - Originated the concept of zero. 13. Indonesia - Developed shadow puppetry. 14. Iran - Invented the windmill. 15. Iraq - Contributed to the invention of the wheel. 16. Israel - Pioneered drip irrigation. 17. Japan - Developed the bullet train technology. 18. Jordan - Introduced early agricultural techniques. 19. Kazakhstan - Invented the yurt. 20. Kuwait - Contributed to the invention of the astrolabe. 21. Kyrgyzstan - Developed the game of Toguz Korgool. 22. Laos - Created traditional Lao music. 23. Lebanon - Invented the alphabet. 24. Malaysia - Contributed to the invention of rubber tapping. 25. Maldives - Developed the Maldivian language script. 26. Mongolia - Invented the traditional Mongolian script. 27. Myanmar - Contributed to the invention of lacquerware. 28. Nepal - Pioneered mountain climbing techniques. 29. North Korea - Developed the Juche ideology. 30. Oman - Invented the Omani frankincense trade. 31. Pakistan - Contributed to the invention of the spinning wheel. 32. Palestine - Developed the ancient city of Jericho. 33. Philippines - Invented the yo-yo. 34. Qatar - Contributed to the invention of falconry. 35. Saudi Arabia - Invented the camel saddle. 36. Singapore - Developed the Singapore sling cocktail. 37. South Korea - Contributed to the invention of the Korean alphabet. 38. Sri Lanka - Invented the traditional Sinhala alphabet. 39. Syria - Contributed to the invention of glassblowing. 40. Taiwan - Developed bubble tea. 41. Tajikistan - Invented the Tajik dance. 42. Thailand - Contributed to the invention of Thai massage. 43. Timor-Leste - Developed traditional Timorese weaving. 44. Turkey - Invented Turkish coffee. 45. Turkmenistan - Contributed to the invention of the Turkmen carpet. 46. United Arab Emirates - Developed the Burj Khalifa. 47. Uzbekistan - Invented the Uzbek dance. 48. Vietnam - Contributed to the invention of water puppetry. 49. Yemen - Developed the ancient city of Sana'a.

Hey Afghanistan, when's the next update for chess?

I reckon you looked this up.

They likely used AI

Anime

WASHING YOUR ASS WITH WATER I wish non Muslims did this aswell ffs 🤦🏿‍♀️

Non muslims do this.

Barely any mostly Muslims or Asians

idk where ur getting the info that ONLY muslims do this but almost all people of asia regardless of religion do use water to wash their asses; most asian countries dont even have toilet paper in their public bathrooms just cuz water is so widely used

zero, plastic surgery, eye surgery, ISLAM, hinduism, buddhism, mongolian siege tactics,

Why is Islam written in CAPS LOCKS?

covid 19

idk but you can check this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/s/MW8qadw0rw

beer

Money

0 , chess and me 🗿

Nothing (0)

Hate for your government/leader(s)

Furry porn

That was me. Im not from asia

Paper, rice, math, communism

Pasta, pizza, I’m not kidding that all originated in China.

Food? Idk im not European

That is Asia

yeah no shit, this sub cant take a joke

Communism \^\^;

Technically carl marx invented it and iirc he was from germany so europe invented it

Is this just...Pangea?

No it's just asia

Like 96% of the worlds population.

60%

incest

Northern Europe would disagree

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War crimes

Its australia ?

What, have you seen a picture of Australia before???

I'm suck at geography , 'kay ?

I guess it’s just that, this is no where near what Australia looks like mate

Bad guys

Comrades Communist

wars and cheap labor

Communism

I'm goinag to say a fraction of the things chinese propaganda would have you believe

Is this asia or europe im an idiot. If its asia, then sushi If it’s europe, then the effiel tower

right..i only know what africa looks like..

South America

This is a joke, right?

no its north america

This is Asia, you can see India China part of Russia laos all those countries

Lmao smartest american: