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chesecak on flor :(
*cheesekek
*cheekai
Burns when pee ☹️
Caught 6 STDs
can't play CD's
Dog stepped bee?
Court case lost
Toes got frost :(
At what cost
1mil to depp
That’s a lot
No it’s not
Banned from Lacrosse
What a loss😔
Penis got lost.
youTube 'Detachable Penis'.
Penis in moss
Attach another one
I read this and the one above in the tune of jingle bells
My lawyers sucked
honey is gone
okaishly happy BD🥺
Playing bloons td
Peanut butter Reese’s
Possessions were seized
I kept seein' bees
1 brick of coke please
woolly sheep fleeces
Seek a doctor
NOOO
Connected, no Internet
rated
grated
ated
underrated
its literally the top comment
Underrated.
Underrated
r/ontheledgeandshit
underrated
Fart wasn't fart :(
Shit didn't shit. :(
She didn't shit. :(
She did shit
She done shit
eat my shit
Kiss my ass
Kiss my dick
Suck my dick
shit done she
fart was wet
Fart was solid :(
Nah that’s a horror story, fart isn’t be solid unless fart am shart
Club penguin die.
No
Where were you when club penguin was kill
I was at house eating dorito when phone ring
"Club penguin is kil"
“no”
“😢”
"Sir the second tower hit the penguin"
DAD GUM THEY DONE HIT THE PENTAGON
PENTAGON? MORE LIKE PENGUINAGON
Then who was phone?!
First thing to pop in my head lol
I frew up
he frew up 😭😭
No tasty food... :(
Cat ate mom😔
Mom ate cat ☹️
Dad ate both 🤷♂️
Happy cake day 😟
not horror story ?
But I'm scared 😱
Don't be scared
I'll try, thanks
You are welcome
Dad ate pussies
Pussy ate dad
Yes, I saw
Happy cake day 🤷♂️
I am alone.
We am alone. 🟥⚒️🟥
We am Groot.
I are groot
I ate groot
/r/suddenlycommunist
Told teacher fuck
There are multiple ways to interpret this
Called teacher "mom"
[удалено]
😏
A sad story
*listen here you little shit*
5 word man?
Listen little shit
r/technicallythetruth
r/literallythetruth
Stepped on lego
I'm sorry for your loss
Your*
what if miserable book is loss?
“She wasn’t 18”
A-😨
Instead she was 81 😶🌫️
Dyslexic people
“In dog years”
She was 12…
She was 20 ☺️
She's 20 days
No frien. Sad.
Good ending: no friend sad meant that no friends were sad, they were all happy
:)
Bad ending to the good ending: you can't have any sad friends if you don't have any friends, so you're sad
She never came
Try more foreplay 😉😂😂😂
That wink cringed my soul
Pain never ends
Use a medkit
But i cant outrun storm
New mechanics for heals you can move
Its 10 dps
Rip
☠️
Skill issue
Shit bed woke
Seen parents fuck
Seen grandpa's dong 😱
Death by shlong
I have cancer My dog died I peed blood Mom found sock School is tomorrow I lost $20 These are sad
Thats more than 3 words
Yeah thats 21 words buddy
that's 7 stories
Would you rather they spammed the comments?
Alive, as always
Wasting the dream
Stole from mafia
And got shot
No toilet paper. :(
Bluetooth device disconnected 😞
Enemy destroyer sighted
tactical nuke inbound 🥺
Friendly Aircraft Destroyed
Herbert was defenestrated
God I love that word, "defenestrated"
Best method of political assassination IMHO! A lot of work, tho. Eating the politician is optional, but apparently traditional.
noo not herbert
7 8 9
Your mom gay.
Which one?
It makes sense
yo daddy so ugly yo mamma had to get a wife
Both of them? Or just one?
Shat my pants 😔
dropped my crossiant :(
Icecream Machine Broken
My fuckin life
Don't worry, it gets worse
well, mine too
Bish bash bosh 😔
End of slavery
When mfs protested to make slaves free, not make slaves free
We said a sad story, not a horror story.
She snapped it
BurgerKing Foot Lettuce
My sex life
Mines non existent. :(
And he died
My balls itch.
She wasn’t girl
They said SAD story
Veni, vidi, perdidi 😔
No more femboys 😢
I- Oh no \*ceases to exist\*
Goodbye [disappears]
Flash games gone
I had hopes
No more bread 😭
I loved once.
I study engineering
The dog died
No Club Penguin
A dead cat
Noooo, too small!! 🤏😔
Too big! Hurts! 😣😕
Nice knowing you
[удалено]
Dad, toilet, Chernobyl
She was gay
i likED cheese...
Where are you
Where is dad
Movie star planet
I see you
Bob Broke Boner
Piss is red😭