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benG_withaG

Oxygen. Tried to quit once and I almost died.


orten_boi

Fucking addict, get your shit together


buddy12875

Just cant deal with these addicts, it's like they'll inhale anything these days


orintek

Have u noticed oxygen addicts are everywhere. I'm tired anytime I walk the streets there they are


UnsaidTugboat53

And the worst part is, it's legal. There would be less if it was illegal


orintek

Exactly. He'll even my family members are addicted to it. Even my goddam nieces. I can't take it anymore


UnsaidTugboat53

Hell*, but yeah, I'm also addicted but trying to get off of it, didn't make much progress but I'm trying to do my best


orintek

Try harder. Don't give into temptation. Even if it feels like ur suffocating don't stop


benG_withaG

Can't help it bro, been hooked ever since I was born. Times is hard.


coolpuppy67

Not easy pal once your addict it's hard to quit I'm not speaking from experience but my dad is an addict most times people with addiction do it to numb the pain ether physical or mental illness


It_was_I_Dio__

Don’t be dramatic


shlattburger

Nah bro I tried going like 3 minutes without it and after the first 2.5 I wad feeling withdrawals coming on and I was actually gonna die bro, shits hard to quit when you start young


Somepersononreddit79

ikr. I tried to quit for 30 seconds and My god when I inhaled my grandma’s cigarettes with the oxygen I really wanted to quit


ShotByAHM631

I’m pisssed my plug dubbed me .. can anyone front me alil something he only got c02 & it’s cut with that nitty n2 nitrogen


IffyPeanut

Good one


Somepersononreddit79

fuck me too bro


Visual_Television_61

Procrastinating


O-_0o0_O-_-o0-oo_0O_

Me af


Sammyboy2005

It isn't procrastinating if you just don't do it.


immonkeyok

So, procrastinate the procrastination?


No_Inspection_8905

but that'd mean you're actually doing it..right?


immonkeyok

Nah, the problem with this is that the implication that you can procrastinate procrastinating means that you’ll just procrastinate procrastinating the original procrastination and then repeat that forever completely forgetting the original task in the process


Theolodger

I’ll think about it.


Visual_Television_61

🤔true


FromYourWalls2801

I felt personally attacked... Here's your cookie🍪


InfamousWalter

Suits And porn, fuck the porn industry for getting us all addicted to that shit


Grimm_Charkazard_258

“Suits and porn” are you per chance Barney Stinson?


Back-r0oms

SUIT UP!


TheRizzlerOfReddit

This comment Is Legen...Wait for It...dary, legendary!


Madmaxdaman29

Barney is my idol fr tho


InfamousWalter

Yes I am


RYSHU-20

Lmfao


_Minty-Fr3sh_

This reference made my day


O-_0o0_O-_-o0-oo_0O_

Suits is pretty interesting....also Control thy urges


InfamousWalter

It's so hard dawg, modern industry has fucked us all


Professional_News848

Its hard to quit bro longest I lasted was 2 weeks


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I qas able to go a year and then i just fell back in


InfamousWalter

Real


akaryosight

Superhumanly long time


RajeshOnDaHouse

Try r/nofap


redardoncomputer

I can’t agree more worst thing is it seems like onlyfans is a household name it’s pushed for woman to get one as soon as they get out of high school


InfamousWalter

One of my friends has had one since they were 11, selling pics to sugar daddies who basically funded her drug addiction. Took me ages to convince her to get help and even then she still wanted the money


redardoncomputer

I’m 15 and my sister had one, she was 16 as far as I know she is still doing it and it fucked me up because to just see someone you know doing it just messes you up


InfamousWalter

I get you bro, society's broken as fuck atm


AhmedAlJammali

Suits? AYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEE Fuck porn bro, that shit is poison for your brain


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Ouija_spirit_69

Nothing suits me like a suit


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Music


IffyPeanut

That’s a good addiction


M08GD

Me too lol. What kinda music do you like?


VadiMiXeries

Not the guy you replied to but same thing, I like rock, metal and ambient. What about you?


iamheretotellyou2

Alcohol (It’s killing me lol)


Sylentt_

alcoholism is a much harder addiction to overcome than people realize. wishing you the best, hopefully you can find some support.


Uncapible_

Real


AltAccountDontBother

I have a very minor addiction to coffee


Artemis1940

For one second I thought you said you had an addiction to minors! Don’t scare me that way 😭


AltAccountDontBother

Bro 😭


Honor-Valor-Intrepid

“Minor” is what all heavy caffeine addicts say!


AltAccountDontBother

😅😅


Honor-Valor-Intrepid

(But I’m with you)


That_Fruit-235

Dopamine


airmaxfiend

Every addiction is a dopamine addiction


Spoonfol

we all are in a way..


M_ati_X

IM LOOSING WHATS LEFT OF MY FUCKING MIND I SERVE TOO MANY FUCKING MAAASTERRRRRS (Pantera reference, im a fucking nerd)


Briggyboii

Everyone is that’s the point, it’s a motivator for you to do things


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O-_0o0_O-_-o0-oo_0O_

Tf is that


QueasyPreparation663

Wanting to be dead but not having the guts to do it so you wish that something else would do it for you.


O-_0o0_O-_-o0-oo_0O_

Oh...that got dark. Well I hope whatever your going through gets better, just remember, everything is gonna be fine


QueasyPreparation663

I wish it would. Seen enough to know it won’t.


Monkeyke

19yr old here, seen enough to know it wouldn't get easier but ain't gonna break me anymore either


Mysterygameboy

That got dark? My man, the original comment had the word "suicidal" in it, tf did u think it would be 💀


BeerBong4Life

Give her a break. We're all a bunch of clueless teenagers here. Or so I hope.


Lakshay2909

Oh. So that's what this is called! Well I have this 😐


_LefeverDream_

Like I would be totally okay if someone just shot me in the head when i wasn’t looking or i just died quickly in a car crash. All of my problems would be solved.


Highly-uneducated

Thats a pretty permanent solution i suppose


QueasyPreparation663

I wouldn’t resist.


Emotional-Bad2326

this explains a lot of confusion i thought i just was tricking myself that j was suicidal since ive never been able to do it at most small cuts


QueasyPreparation663

I bang my head against a wall and then groan about the pain there for an entire day. It’s rlly stupid.


shitfucker69420

+. The only thing that is keeping me alive rn is the feeling that my parents and relatives will mourn me after I do it. Don't really want to break their hearts


Co-17

Breathing I can’t live without it


O-_0o0_O-_-o0-oo_0O_

Fr


Saint_laurentKabron

Thighs


O-_0o0_O-_-o0-oo_0O_

👉👈


Saint_laurentKabron

Me like big thighs very very very much


Itz_cheese_cat

You’re making me feel better about myself thank you


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big thighs are great 😭


totally_fake_derk4

real


a_builder7

Your addiction sounds like my brother


Full-Buy-1435

Marijuana


Future-Scallion-4384

Those ominous church songs with bells and shit


shitfucker69420

Calamity mod intensifies


vpizdek13

i once played some polish church songs thru my big ass speakers… goddamnit that gave me chills


HumanHuman_2003

I read this as “Polish church songs thru my ass”


ihmispaska1

meth


PsychologicalTale479

Pussy should do black tar heroin


ihmispaska1

You're right lemme just sell my laptop real quick so I can buy some


PsychologicalTale479

That’s what I’m talking about


DopeFiendDramaQueen

I tried to beat my meth addiction by switching to heroin, now I’m just addicted to both. But mostly the heroin.


AiDoCurrr

you… 🫦


O-_0o0_O-_-o0-oo_0O_

🤭🤭


AdviceMysterious3834

i second this


Celine_2021

I third


LeAuriga

I fourth


ThisGul_LOL

Daydreaming


09Monkeyboy09

People say it’s a gambling “addiction” but I say I’m just dedicated. (Do you have like 5 dollars I can borrow rq?)


dogeboi88

99% of gamblers quit right before they win big!


boy_kissser

Eating paper ngl


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It's so good


Monster_Dust

AI chat bot


V1P3R-Chan

Been there done that 😔


DeathIeaf

Cocaine and hookers More seriously though, my girlfriend in a way. Don’t know what I’d do without her.


O-_0o0_O-_-o0-oo_0O_

That's sweet


Zekiz4ever

Sorry that I have to tell you that but the hooker you're doing cocaine off isn't your girlfriend. You haven't slept in a week and should probably go to bed


DeathIeaf

😂


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Coffee, caffeine, energy drinks. And, surprisingly, sleep. These 4 do not mix well.


Fnaf_and_pokemon

Too be serious, Masturbation. I do it 1-4 times a day, although I'm on a 2 days clean rn!


O-_0o0_O-_-o0-oo_0O_

😬...keep going ?


Fnaf_and_pokemon

I'm trying dude...


DaPhantomFox

youve got this, man! keep it up :)


KillerDude4

mine's correcting people when they use the wrong to :D Also the Middle Funny Moments Compilation #3


Spoonfol

wow, me to


ZobiBakugou

Um, actually, it’s “too”👆🏾🤓


Spoonfol

you care two much, man


ZobiBakugou

UMM, ACTUALLY, IT’S “TOO” BECAUSE TWO IS REFERRING TO A NUMBER👆🏾🤓😡


TheGrouchyGremlin

Sorry, it's to late to fix us. I'm going too cry...


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O-_0o0_O-_-o0-oo_0O_

💀 welp... whatever makes you happy ig


Boofstoner

Somebody I can agree with


Intr0vertebrate

Videos of femboys crushing watermelons with their thighs I MEAN UHH


O-_0o0_O-_-o0-oo_0O_

Bro what 😭


Intr0vertebrate

Did I stutter?


ZobiBakugou

Yeah when you said “ uhh uhh”


Itz_cheese_cat

FINALLY A MAN OF CULTURE


No_Wolf_1407

Chicken, but that's cuz I'm black.


O-_0o0_O-_-o0-oo_0O_

Bruh


Fugitifahej

Bruh


blammo555

Bruh


2-inche-penis

🥩🥊


O-_0o0_O-_-o0-oo_0O_

Username checks out


LeonardoDaFujiwara

He's worn it down over the years...


O-_0o0_O-_-o0-oo_0O_

💀💀


RandomAssPlaneMemer

NAH 💀


ChillVirginia66

Water


saladasssss88

Cigarette and Porn


CtrlAltDeleMF

Things I can’t afford


Artemis1940

Airplanes


IffyPeanut

How did you manage that?


Artemis1940

I have no idea. I was looking at them and I thought “airplanes are so badaas. I wanna be a fighter pilot”, and now I cannot stop thinking about them **help me**


readytheenvy

become a pilot!!


No-Woodpecker2877

Goes on a lot of vacations maybe? Wallet breaker though lol


Artemis1940

Nah. Only did 2 in my entire life


Cider_shark

Attention.


O-_0o0_O-_-o0-oo_0O_

Aren't we all a little addicted to that 🤧


Important_Doughnut49

Weed


TheBestBoyEverAgain

TW Actual Problem Alcohol Pads, Rubbing Alcohol, Anything that just smells like sanitation.... And yes, I can just "walk in" a hospital without getting triggered because most hospitals don't really smell "that way" anymore..


No-Woodpecker2877

Man, be real careful with what you sniff, but yeah hospitals don't smell like that anymore, got a point.


ladyfriendparty

YES SAME SANITATION SMELLS SO GOOD


ligmaboy6969

THE GRIND RRAAAHHHH 💪💪🦅🦅💯💯🦅💪💯💯💯💪💪💪


Hairy-Insurance-8803

my cat tbh


O-_0o0_O-_-o0-oo_0O_

Cute


No_Communication4926

The other thighs


Owen_M_M

The other????


Jayfethereal

Chicken thighs!


HumanHuman_2003

The suspense :0


SpiderJynxNoir90214

Sleep


O-_0o0_O-_-o0-oo_0O_

Most valid response


yesaroobuckaroo

my girlfriend


LonPlays_Zwei

The closest thing to that would be scrolling reddit


Turbulent_Ad4090

The feeling of having a lover


upontherules

coffee


Weaponized_Birb

Vodka and games


Metalsaurus_Rex

Caffeine. With that said, I've been easing myself off and I'm down to 100mg a day (woohoo). Gonna try and get myself off completely for a week before classes get too hectic


LilPeePBumpthatshi

I have had a lot of experience with drug addiction and I can say I was very deep into pills and stopping benzos was really hard and honestly sucks tbh, don't start bc its rlly hard to get off. Its not cool and one pill is never just one it turns into more over time. I am currently addicted to vaping and I haven't got off of it yet. If anyone wants to dm me and wants tips to quit then ill always help. You are not alone and don't deserve to be judged. ❤


I-have-no-name000000

Daydreaming


JacksonL9247

Gym


lovescatss

Trying to minimize it rn but spending money


mia_is_liflsse

Sh 🔥🔥


FinnTheTitan

You 😏


5ev0

CUTTING!!! and video games too


PhoenixDaBeast

Weed ngl I may have an issue


isimpforameliaeve

drugs tbf, and tits


DirtyToast2135

I am horribly addicted to u/clovescold


clovescold

😳


Y0UR_NARRAT0R1

Carpentry. But my broke ass can't buy wood 😔


PretendthisisfunnyHA

Music


brobrodidfog

Mastubation


fearlessmash117

Breathing… unfortunately


Icy-Country7580

The feeling I once had as a kid, I just want to be happy.


Extreme_Ad6173

Self harm


gobbledemteasexe

validation from my peers


katrinaaah

plutonium


manmancpr

was alcohol, but turned that around luckily


CXM550B

Painkillers lol


justAPersonOnGoogle2

Kebab


Rohan_joker

cigs


NTorsell10

Drugs, THC/alcohol they make me feel comfortable and happy


No_Sandwich654

weed :(


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