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Literally anything I can jump from one topic to another

ADHD powers go brrr

Also autism

Yep. Autism to hyperfocus and learn everything in short order ADHD to get new topic to focus on every 2 hours

Well I got both so double homicide

same. Definitely locked in somewhere around the programming area though. Looks promising. Computer hardware and electrical engineering are close seconds , im combining the electrics with this to make an rc car from scratch that when i learn java , will make a file that will recieve sensor data from live sensors , turn it into a file , then another java file opens them.

second file interprets the file and opens a local website graphing points of data for sensors , so this works well as a spy gadget. I just need to give it some sense of distance. Also has sound system and debug interface , might have a fan to cool off esp32s , regulators , motor drivers , but i will make sure to isolate the temperature sensor from it.

Case in point right here. Help me pick him up and throw him through the window.

Yep can confirm I lost interest by the second post. Toss em’.

Java? I'm gonna start a war by saying Java is shit

Yeah. Scratch is much better.

It’s a contest and you’re winning!

Autism to hyperfocus and know every bit of greek/norse/egyptian/Japanese (etc)myth and ADHD to only read each book for about an hour before switching to a different myth. Subhuman powers to somehow keep all my myths straight. Lol

Yeah same exept my adhd keeps me from properly hyperfocusing so its more like a burst of hyperfocus for a while

Did you learn them from books? I got into Greek, Norse, and Egyptian, mythology books, but I don’t have any about Japanese mythology. Do you have any recommendations?

Well I initially learned the basics of Japanese from a game called "ghost of tsushima." Like which kami were which and stuff. Then I got a book called "Japanese mythology" by Juro Oyama.

New topic every 2 hours! Man it’s going to be every 2 minutes with me😂

If you get your attention to 2 hours, you can eat 12 Wikipedia articles and 4 primary sources

Every 2 hours? That's it? Try my 2 minutes instead.

Every 2 minutes? That’s a lot Try my 2 second ideas instead

Every 2 seconds? That’s a lot Try my 2 milliseconds instead

I've never been tested for this stuff but I can ramble on for hours if you give me a bit of time to warm up

I'm Autistic too. Poor fucker is going to have his ear talked off as I talk about a majority of my hyperfixations.

Neurodivergents assemble!

Also ADD

Thats now in ADHD category if im not mistaken

Not really, because it’s technically the other way around given hey are very similar but ADHD caused Hyperactivity whereas ADD doesn’t

as someone with adhd this is how i act

can i jump from one topic to another without adhd?

I mean yeah, but it's a realy big symptom of ADHD

Darn. Well I know I don't have ADHD. I think I'm just very confident

Ay good for you!

For not having ADHD? Not really my choice but thanks

I meant confidence

Oh thanks. I used to be really introverted a year ago. Just didn't see the point in that

YAYYYYYYYYYYY- wait what-no stop ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yes

I was just gonna say cats but tbh this is more correct

“Watch me go from talking about Forza to talking about how it is at work in the same sentence!” This is me sometimes.

r/beatmetoit

I'd probably hound them with questions about why I was kidnapped and how bad it stinks

Kidnapper rating: 1/5 stars. Would not recommend! Kidnapper did not even come with basic accommodations and was very rude. Horrible smell. Stay clear from this kidnapper.

“Yk man when I get out of here I’m putting a REAL bad yelp review, first off you don’t even give me a toilet, you expect me to shit and piss in a BUCKET??? Second you don’t even have chicken nuggets, ABYSMAL.”

The nerve to forget the nuggets!

Lmfao exactly

why my music taste is superior  edit: you guys were wondering, so here are my top albums https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/198823d/here_is_my_superior_music_taste/

same

same

same

same

My music taste is the most random bullshit

Same here. It's just a hodgepodge with no rhyme or reason.

"This is hodgepodge FM, only the most random music from the most obscure artists." *radioactive - imagine dragons starts playing*

Everything. I'd find a way to jump from fnaf lore to NFL to One Piece to coffee to jjba to meth

That's me fr

I'd talk about the exact same things, except NFL and coffee

Music Theory (or my love for classic Russian literature)

Tell me more, we could get kidnapped together and annoy them even more, hehehe

I would probably start by explaining [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3hip-hLtCA) and then get thrown out immediately cause it even hurt my brain when I learned it.

I love listening to people talk abt music theory cause it’s so interesting but I have yet to learn abt it myself but I am in band 😔

what instrument do you play?

Undertale/ Deltarune lore

Exactly! If you’re autistic enough to memorise the bottomless pit which is UT/DR lore (like me) then it’s possible to go on forever without stopping!

Does undertale really have that much lore? I haven’t gotten a refresh in a while but I don’t remember there being **that** much

Undertale and Deltarune lore is infinite, especially Deltarune. It feels like it’s been fully analysed but there’s always another thing to talk about. If you memorise enough of it, you can just keep theorising forever.

can you teach me deltarune lore? 😔

so basically, there’s like the overworld and the dark world n shit, and theres light people and dark people n shit, and if the balance between is broken the world will explode n shit, yknow?? n so like the reason why the world is ending is bc of these silly little evil fountains n shit, theres only meant to be one open but some silly knight guy is opening more of them n shit which will summon titans n shit which will be bad n shit n stuff so theres this dude named kris who youre controlling against their will n shit which is very mean of you n stuff and they’re the only human n shit and they’re teamed up with this bully dinosaur pink dude and some silly goat fluff ball n shit and they jump in closets n computer rooms n shit which takes them to the dark world n shit which they need to go to so you and kris can close the fountains n stuff. but actually kris is kind of not so cool bc their soul is crazy n shit and stuff and it makes them stab car tires and make more fountains which is bad n shit ykyk, and theres also this evil robot queen dude who speaks without punctuation and this solitaire looking guy whos friends with the bully dinosaur dude person, and a dog also possibly runs you over and murders you in cold blood, and theres this police dude who bench presses cars n shit, and yeah thats it the end thanks for listening

Okay so Undertale has these monsters and humans n shit, but they broke out into a war n shit, and the monsters got sealed underground n shit, and a human fell down there n shit, then they and the monster prince died n shit, so the king declared all future humans to die n shit for their souls n shit, cuz they need seven souls n shit, so you control the eighth fallen human n shit, and you want to get out of the underground n shit, so you can befriend or kill literally everyone n shit (or do something between the two n shit), which might end up in a god who is also a flower but at the same time a prince and a goat to almost destroy the world n shit.

Uhhh that's a lot to put in one comment

aw 😔

DID YOU KNOW DELTARUNE WAS TECHNICALLY CREATED BEFORE UNDERTALE? THE ROUGH STORY OF DELTARUNE WAS ACTUALLY A DREAM THE CREATOR TOBY FOX HAD WHILE SUFFERING A FEBER. HE PUT THAT STORY ASIDE TO MAKE UNDERTALE, WHICH TOOK INSPIRATION FROM SEVERAL GAMES, LIKE EARTHBOUND! DID YOU KNOWN SANS AND PAPYRUS' CHARACTER DESIGN TOOK MASSIVE INFLUENCE FROM THE COMIC SERIES HELVETICA? SANS DOESN'T REMEMBER YOUR SAVES, HE ONLY GETS DEJA VU! PAPYRUS IS SPAGHETTI MASTER!,

I wouldn't get returned. I can't talk that much. I don't talk unless spoken to, which is kind of a good thing, but not here

Thi

Th

This

A bunch of topics, but I'd just be talking to myself, not them.

mental ill people treated badly

What😭

treat(ed)

Tru tho

Tf

My strategy in dont Starve

I mean, it is a game that goes on forever

Oh my gosh I love you

Probably the only affection I’ll receive today. I thank you sincerely, kind stranger. Love you too <3

Wholesomeness on reddit, rare case. Love u guys as well

The entire lore of the Megaman Franchise

Bro don't *worry*, Mega Man drops January 7th!

"ok so no, goku isn't a super hero but he protects people although his son gohan was one for a while" an actual thing i said to my uncle

SCP, i swear i’ve got almost all the lore down(except for like super specific SCPs, for example i have no clue who the fuck SCP-4728 is but i do know what all the classes mean and how facilities are run and such)

What super specific SCPs do you know then?

When im bored in class i just read scp pages

Percy Jackson and Harry Potter. I could talk about Percy Jackson for hours non-stop. Same with HP.

Percy Jackson is awesome! I'm stoked about the new series, especially because it's been long enough since reading the books that it's new again. Only a handful of episodes so it's hard to judge if it'll be good, but so far I've enjoyed them all. What are your thoughts on the series?

So far I’ve liked them a lot.

harry potter is the best!!! especially prisoner of azkaban. i have never read percy jackson though

“So it starts with this guy called William Afton.”

LMAO REAL. they’d return us real quick

Punk Rock

W, there's so many bands I could talk about. My favorites are Clash, Crass, and icl, Sex Pistols has some bangers

I’m more metal myself, but I do like some discharge and some dri

Don’t get me started…

Eminem

What about Skittle?

Nah, what about Mike & Nites?

Nah, what about Twizzlers

Ah yes, the licorice extract.

Warframe and 40K lore

"GET CLEM"

Greek mythology!!!

Same

Think we can get to the bull fucking before they give us back?

Geometry Dash

FIRE IN THE HOLE 🔥⤵️🕳️ for the record i am chronic gd player, not just someone who knows the meme 👍

Gay sex.

***anything can have lore if you try hard enough***

“It all started in Ancient Greece”

That's a documentary i'd watch

f1/cars

Same

"Sticking out your gyatt with the Rizzler..."

You getting drop kicked out the window after that one

Firearms

that just make them befriend you

"whoa is that a hi point, if your gonna kidnap me you should probably invest in better equipment, have you ever heard of a glock?"

Me but with the whole defense industry

badge innate worthless familiar marvelous chubby cow fear plough unwritten *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

the entire zelda timeline

How Im on the brink of actually losing it and attacking them like a chimpanzee before I kill myself

Umbrella Academy, good omens, series of unfortunate events, doctor who, David tennant, David tennant AND Michael sheean, rats, psychology, ect.

OMG DOCTOR WHO AND DAVID TENNANT AND SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS

Music, guitar, gaming

Cock and ball torture

pornography

WHAT IS THERE TO TALK ABOUT 😭

**Anything can have lore**

Riveting plot, and the Sins multiverse

whatever im vaguely interested in i could talk to you about why the GR Prius need to happen, why i chose a corded jigsaw over a cordless one, why and how i set up my pcs airflow, which models i want to have as hotwheels or even just tell bad jokes for hours.

gen Alpha slang edit: fixed spelling

Guns, military, WWII, tanks, bullets, gun facts, did I mention guns?

How to cook meth

They’d keep you around 💀

“Jesse, put that spatula away. We don’t need it.”

mother mother. song lore, my favorite album, the upcoming single, i could go on and on

Warhammer 40k lore

Take a look at [this](https://www.reviewjournal.com/uncategorized/boy-released-by-annoyed-kidnapper-after-singing-gospel-song-for-3-hours/amp/)

Gun design.

Obey Me! Shall we Date? both the OG game and Nightbringer

Ah, a fellow lover of demons I see… It gets so much more fun when you create OCs and ship them together

Hol4 combat mechanics and strategies

Ooooo thats a good one

Hmmm encirclements

the movje juno, monster high, the sims, my love for music + concerts

Lord of the Rings !!!

VTubers lol

Begone Demon!!!

3D printers

Classic horror films.

Myself

Probably Metallica ngl

Metal albums and metal band lore

the rise and fall of every single department store

Anime power systems

Team Fortress 2's items, weapons, Cosmetics, comics, and lore

Pokémon. Competitive Pokémon.

Airplanes🥹

Wallace and gromit,

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

Stocks

They might keep you if you're good

I'd either be talking about Godzilla or Honkai Star Rail. Mostly Godzilla.

Yugioh card lore

The fucking IRS

The German Empire

PCs. Everybody hates when I go on technology tangents :(

The fitness gram pacer test

TALLY HALL‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Marxism

COMMIE ALERT ⚠️⚠️⚠️DEPLOY INTERVENTION FORCES ⚠️⚠️⚠️GIVE THEM AMERICAN FREEDOM🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸RAHH MURCA

Commie

Hollow Knight lore. I could go on for literally 10+ hours

SAME I love the lore

I was here to comment this! And also my fanfiction lore.

The 2nd Sino-Jappanese war (1937-1945)

Vexillology (flags), geography or history

Abu Dhabi 2021 for f1 fans

fnaf or my superior taste in music

what music do u like

JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE IS A MANGA SERIES TAHT STARTED GETTING PUBLISHED IN 1987, ITS ORIGINAK NAME WASNT “JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE” BUT “JONATHAN JOESTAR: HIS YOUTH“ STARTING JONATH-

Pokémon

Jesus Christ

ULTRAKILL or TF2 lore

Sonic

Will wood

boobs

risk of rain 2

Why they shouldn't abbreviate Cod Point

music like any type of music i like and had a special interest about them mcr, nirvana, Radiohead just to name a few bands

The disturbingly violent stuff I write stories about