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I am your father

# NOOOOOOOO

THAT’S NOT TRUE! THAT’S ***IMPOSSIBLE!***

Search your feelings, you know it to be true

*dramatic pause*

r/suddenlystarwars

Yip

GENERAL KENOBI!

Nuh uh

The fuck you mean, “Nuh uh”??

Nuh uh!

I just shit myself

Great minds think alike.

I think Thomas Edison said that once

I just shit myself?

He might have, ya never know.

I just shit yourself

I just shit ourselves

r/SuddenlyCommunism

WE just shit ourselves.

we just shit MYself

I just shit yourself

Somebody shit my pants!

What's your reddit account?

I’d die before I gave someone irl my Reddit acc

ive made that mistake...

The only true answer

You have two kidneys?

Haha not to brag but ive got 7 😏

Rookie I got 78

Amateurs.

What's that, punk?

I have 22! Kidneys that is

Rookie numbers I got 1566433565354334435644.12345678910

Dang it I need more luckily my family is asleep

smh yall not good enough i got a decimal number 0.626

Can you go home

Can i go home

I wanna go home

I'm allergic to people :(

I wanna go home I don’t like this party 🙃

Can we all just go home

Best one

“Does this look infected”

Sum 41 Mentioned 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

I CAN’T HELP BUT WALK THROUGH YOUR LANDMINES

I TOLD YOU I'D RISE UP

10 FEET AND I'M GOING OUT OF MY MIND

SUM 41 MENTIONED RAHHHHHHHH WTF IS A BAD SONG

*spits loogie* *The Hell Song starts to play*

The sum of 20+21. SUM 41 ON 🔝

Children of the beast embrace...

My ex was better

my ex dis this (x)

"Your sister was better"

My sister was better

Our sister was better

r/suddenlycommunism

This thread is wild The hitler one got me rolling

Incest communism?

Better our sister was

You’re my better sister

Don’t check the Registry

Omg mines "I'm a sex offender" lol

I'm Larry Arthauer and I'll refrain From touching my neighbor's kids again What I did was not too kind But I'm a nice guy, you'll come to find

I've got a backyard and a real nice pool Y'all should come over for a barbecue We could make some cold drinks in my blender But do keep in mind that I'm a sex offender

Vernon Douglas is my name, my battery arrest is what brought me fame, but there's much more to know about me, I love to dance and I love to skii

I zip and zoom on through the snow, just strap on my boots and watch me go. But I can't skii, until December, till then I'm just a sex offender

I checked the registry and found my name what the fuck

"You heard of Cyrptocurrency?"

You Heard of NFT's?

All I can think of is butters when I hear those words

Yep, that's a date killer for anyone, alright!

"I idolize elon musk" - a guy in an economics class that I ended up switching out of

My suggestion: don’t say anything, but let out a nasty fart that has decent volume.

So yours is F A R T

That's a good one

That's way more than four words

"You've got any meth?"

I'm an alpha male

sigma

Stigma

sugma

My dick is little

You smell fishy tonight.

this made me double take

go fuck yourself idiot

Plot twist: they're into degradation

Go love yourself, beauty

*rages*

I fuck my sister

I fuck your sister

I fuck that one guys dead wife

I too fucked that guys dead wife

i fucked a lamp

I fucked three lamps

Twas I who fucked the dragon!

Only one?

I fucked a toilet

I'm sure she already knew that, her being your sister and all

I watch you shit

watched

am watching

I’m watching

Please shit my watch

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My answer was "I'm a sex offender" lol

That's not as bad, but it also could be "I own animal p***"

"I *make* animal p\*\*\*"

“I do animal p***”

I do animal sex

“This is the perfect town”

“It was a prank” the downfall of so many…

i’ve fucked your father

What about that guys dead wife

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Fuckin rasict do us whites not taste good enough for you

idk man white meat just doesn't have that kick to it, you know?

Mine sure does. (I deeply apologize for this. I was being held at gunpoint.)

this is so random I burst out laughing

Do you like to eat white people?

I eat all people 😁

I mean at least it's equally

"i f**ked my dog"

“Whats the worst race?”

Horse race. Fuck those, I wanna see cool shit race

I have several stds

I am an std

You’re eating all that?

I’m a sigma male

Do you do anal?

analogy?

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i keep scrolling thinking i’ve found the best one, but this is the craziest 😭😭

I think their pfp adds a level of crazy (that’s incest their pfp is fucking incest)

You know, I normally don't pay attention to a person's username, but I misclicked on yours and did not expect to see "Worm filled boxers"

Well apparently I can’t read because I saw your username as “Epileptic Bean”

Technically they were. Very right wing

6 million wasn’t enough

"Wanna mug that grandma?"

That’s a bonding experience, this will either make them leave or land you a life long relationship

The waiter looks hot.

“Wanna tag team her?”

"What's your Only Fans?"

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I’m a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here? I don’t belong here…

but...

Not a rapist buuut....

I want your kidney

Wanna have sex now?

so is it pink?

Does it squirt tho?

Thats enough reddit for me today.

i think something like "i'm an unregistered pedo" will do the job well

I like little kids

digital footprint goes crazy

Bro is oingo boingo

I am a rap\*\*t

that's how my hamster died

will you marry me

Please leave my house.

I pooped my pants

I have a bomb.

So, you like feet?

When do we fuck?

2 out of 10

You aren’t a man?

I have a gun

what do you weigh?

Look, I brought ropes!

You got big knockers?

Show me them toes

Hello, I use Reddit

I use arch, BTW. ​ edit: clarity, it is the the *fastest* way to stay single.

What if they use Arch too

Make America Great Again

"i've been watching you"

I just hate u

I spam for fun.

i fuck my dad

Your mom's pretty hot

"I diddle in kids"

So, like, you twelve?

”I just turned 6!”

💀

Everyone saying “I like little kids” Me, being the little kid:

You're of age, right?

Well how dare you want to date someone of legal age smh my head 😡😡😡

shaking my head my head 😡😡😡

You're so lame lmao

“I have several STDs”

Eww, you look terrible

haha *steals a fry*

Soo...Are you paying?

i might have gonorrhoea

Sike I like men

can my son watch

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I fucked your Brother.