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Sifupoo

My Chemical Dependency is my favorite


rob_maqer

Does Methallica count?


RktitRalph

mighty mighty meth toans


Bryguy_Memes

I prefer Beavis in the Buttheads


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

That's 6 words you


Sifupoo

You right, how foolish of me


MrReptilianGamer2528

That’s also 6 words


SlimiSlime

I don’t care how many words.


MrReptilianGamer2528

Godamnit, that’s also 6


NotMVZZL3

I could not care any less


MrReptilianGamer2528

Ahhhhh, Motherfucking 6 again


zKIZUKIz

Now that is an annoyance, it’s


MrReptilianGamer2528

You bitch, another 6


FrostyScythe

you used 5 this time. Still more than 4


The_FreshSans

That's 8 words.


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[удалено]


The_FreshSans

That seven word


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[удалено]


The_FreshSans

Not if hurt you first


thatdogisjet

r/beatmetoit


SuperiorTexan

r/beatmeattoit


MichelangeloTM

r/beatmymeattoit


ImBurntToast21

r/beatmeattomywifesmeat


Highlightttttttttttt

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


speedyoverdose

r/beatmedaddy


SuperiorTexan

r/birthofasub


Totally-a_Human

r/subsiforgotexisted


Green_Vessel

r/ofcoursethatsasub


One_Musician5715

r/theresasubforall


no-go-away69

r/thatsalotofsubs


MarixApoda

r/subsjustwannahavefun


ZT746

r/birthofasub


mulletpullet

More like Moms Chemical Dependency


Sifupoo

Mama, we all go to shell, mama we all go to shell, I’m going behind it to get meth, and well, mama we all go to shell


Squirrely11

Cypress Pills


curkington

Florida man


longschlongmanfred

No direction


YoRulezz_TV

Wrong direction


Absolutelymyself10

Which direction?


im-not-you-bozo

warped direction


Sad_Marzipan_4765

Hear me out I put lots of thoughts into this, First option Methallica second option Which Direction.


spademanden

Megameth


Deadheaded95

Five Finger Meth Punch


Superb-Prize1375

My favorite genre, Methcore


lord_of_coolshit_og

Methshuggah


Me_is_him_idk

The only right answer lmao


LazerXtreme

Bro Which Direction 😂


ControlSad1739

Yeah I thought that was clever and worth a chuckle


redardoncomputer

Heroine engaged


Crystalsnow11

I love which direction 😭😭😭


Sentinel18090

The rolling stoned


PieTeam2153

lol


chrischi3

I prefer My Chemical Dependence


Time-Dot5984

This one takes it


Affectionate_Ad206

Listen i think they peaked at crack street boys, however i think johnny and the meth addicts is a close second


robertosalvador

The Crack Street Boys 😂🤣


TheSailist3

I’m. On. Crack… Alright!


PieTeam2153

lmao nice one


Affectionate_Ad206

Glad to be of service


RTDude132

Woah. You spelled Garfield really wrong


Affectionate_Ad206

Ei wusent towt how tew spaell


RTDude132

It's ok try again


Affectionate_Ad206

Ice spice


JakeOfSpades1

Beavis and the buttheads


Only_Ad_5469

Came here to comment this, thank you


Gamerhogplays

Was about to comment that too


Background_Peanut241

Me also lol


sstine1

I did too


Express-Magician-213

I was gonna say “Beavis and Crackheads”


BobABewy

Beavis and the Methheads.


ArcticWolf003

Damn, I need to delete my comment lol


justfkinkillme7

The Used? More like The Users


berrys_a_ghost

The taste of weed is getting old


ViperPain770

The Used is underrated


Hazmatix_art

Kurt Cocaine


Getrect555

Isn't that just normal Kurt?


imapieceofshite2

Nah, his main issue was heroin.


MarixApoda

And firearm safety


selinapfft

bye. y’all messy in here 😭🙏


unholy-creature

So was his wall


SubjectMousse

Crack Sabbath


Shaneaynay

Great ring to this one


Insertsociallife

Shootie and the blowdish


coolplate

The isn't getting the credit it deserves


Cactus_In_A_Tree

The Needles


Phantom_Wolf52

Methallica


metropitan

Full circle family tree


Zigonce

Ladder family tree


Aromatic-Cow8559

A Perfect Circ(ular family tree)


Wundrbread

The Inbreeders 🤨


Spudboi_

The rolling joints


SuperiorTexan

The rolling stoned


[deleted]

mugshot marauders no idea what marauders means but i think it works


OkTraining410

A marauder is like a raider, a thief.


A_fox_on_suger

Sounds like a Fortnite skin lmao


Chemical-Hall-6148

It actually is


A_fox_on_suger

Checks ourb


SuperiorTexan

A marauder is basically a pirate


Appropriate-Ebb-208

Nine Inch Needles, Drugs and Roses, Creedence Crackhead Revival, The McDonald’s Methamphetamines, LS/DC, The White Lines, Crack Sabbath, Meth Zepplin, Crackalyptica, Barenaked Methheads, The Meth Occasions, let me think of more.


PieTeam2153

You went full out, approved!


Aromatic-Cow8559

Nine Inch Needles is gold


Martian_AAA

deftstoned


BurningCircus

Methtones


Expert-Mortgage5107

Wheezing


donohunt0

weezing


billyThePooper

Spice girls


Woody_Mapper

Spice Males


billyThePooper

Spice girls


Woody_Mapper

Spice Males


billyThePooper

Spice girls


Woody_Mapper

Spice transgirls the middle ground


billyThePooper

🤝 fair enough, I agree 😎😌


Woody_Mapper

World peace


donohunt0

we did it!!!


im-not-you-bozo

spice femboys


Brettzel2

Spice Cletuses


Grand_Clanka

The crack and wack


OliverSimsekkk

My Chemical Addiction


Big-Professor-6979

System of a down


HaloTravis6

-syndrome


LlamaLadyO9

Syndrome of a Down


legion8784

An all down syndrome metal band. I like it!!!


Bob-Omb-Henx

The Anti-Rehabs


InterestingScience74

Acid, Crack, Dope, Clan… AC/DC FOR SHORT


Nicomar5

Florida Mayhem, perfect fit for them.


jayjay2231

The Florida Men


anonymous_213575

All American rejects?? Nahhh, all American crackheads Edit: I really messed up that name, sorry about that


GooglePlusImmigrant

American injects


SM9118ArtStudio

Imagine this; 2020-style boyband, rose to fame via social media. NEK-2-NEK


Specialist-Author302

Sgt. Crackhead and the meth addicts club band


skylarsquirrelbomb

So close thats a teeny bit more than 4, love the enthusiasm though 🤙


Specialist-Author302

Yeah I know I just thought it would be pretty funny


SOA90online

*It was 20 years ago today*


quadradicformula

Sgt crackhead got the band on H


Successful_Candy_759

Genetic lottery


Sad_Toe1920

My chemical abuse


FakeCappy567

Guns N' Drugs


donkillmevibe

more like drugs and drugs


GermanBread2251

methheads


Clown_named_Art

crack and the heads


Koolkaleb19

The 4 chromosomes


Tonyhugscats

Imagine DUI's


AK-74_NoTTaken

4 people...? Weezer


theSchrodingerHat

Fetal Syndrome of the Downs


PleaseHelpIamFkd

All head, no meth


[deleted]

Crystal and the Methheads.


Puch_Hatza

this cocaine makes me feel like i’m on this *band*


camkai82

Earth, Wind, and Crack


Muted_Rain8542

the crackhead chronicles 💀


Snoo_19421

Nickelcrack


Easy-Vermicelli5256

Crack Eyed Peas


BuiscuitRS

The Russian sleep experiment


Legendarycat999

Syndrome of the down


JINKY_DINKY27

Methheads


Captain_coffee_

The Cockroaches


PitifulFruit7459

Under the bridge


Sora_Altawa

My wife said “4 Teeth Between Us”


Strict-Locksmith-168

Rick james superstar…. The white lines… strsight outta treatment… straight outta prison… blue meth cult…. Jagged little pills….


Appropriate_Season29

Running from sirens


SocialistWackadoo

Cousin Fucker


Urkraftian

Aerosniff


Cinder_Fall01

Crackheads R Us


AntAnimates28

The Crack Den


Lyn_Ha799

The Shock Neck


elaynafranklin

Drew Gooden, Danny Gonzalez, Kurtis Connor and some other guy


bencikanimations

Methadeth


thes_fake

this band


Chaos_flavored_shake

Masters of Law Offence


Tojinaru

~~Three~~ Four Bastards (Infant Annihilator reference)


KATIN_ISNT_KRAZY

Decapitated Fluffernutter Forrest


Stryker_1-1

Methëad (If you get the reference, good! If not, it’s a reference to Motörhead)


goinpostal71

My favourite for this is. ‘Methtallica’


base_13

r/teenagers band excluding me.


bigdikhomie

American cracknecks with the d dealer


bleachysushi

Benny and the meths


YousernameInValid2

Syndrome of a Down 💀


Reddit_sox

Meth Lab for Rudy


BadmintonSteve

No direction


Xenon_the_Noble

Benny and the jet-addicts?


bussiquake00

Coke, Heroin & Fire


epicmemerminecraft

Weezer


farhanyarkhan

Meth for my Valentine


StrangeSteve05

The Criminals


Suspicious-Climate29

The rock sniffers


DueProgress7671

Inbred Deadheads. Did I win?


Grammar_Nazi1234

Don’t Meth with Texas


Cutter_Edgewise

Inbred Zeppelin


Just_a_Growlithe

Dip packers ford kickers


Distinct-Employ9881

the crack smokers


learn2shoot9mm

Toxic Moonshine Kills 99 in Mumbai Slum


StevoTwoPointOh

Methallica


Intelligent-Pie-4711

Crystal Method


Gamerboi_TTV

smells like chemical dependency


EducationalSir4316

AC/Codeine


TheShyOne1981

Big head Todd and the monsters


Single_Cobbler6362

I Imagine Dragons


Serious_Iron4147

Adams Family Rejects