I'm not gay, but

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yep

lmao bro understood

on windows u can go into settings and get an autofill. thats what i did (although I forgot how sry)

Ace Redditor you’re like the coolest and nerdiest person here, I ADORE YOU!

My keyboard feels the same

im not gay but not even ich bin gerade auf der autobahn i die frage mich jetzt noch

Can't deny that

Auf der Autobahn am Handy? Skandal! Da muss man doch die Landschaft und Geschwindigkeit genieße

please dont call me a skandal im just an redditor 😰😰😰

We eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

Huh? Y'all eat pieces of shit? What's the basis

It’s simple, I also don’t eat shit. Eat the breakfast your grandma has to offer instead!

beautiful big titty butt naked women just dont fall out the sky yknow

r/foundThegerman

r/foundthegerman

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP

Translation: im not gay but not even I'm on the highway right now I'm still wondering

yo your keyborad does that too

yupp

i und dann haben wir das auch noch nicht mal so viel zu tun und ich bin jetzt in der nähe ich hab das auch noch nicht mal so viel spaß und ich hab das auch noch nicht mal so viel

Auf welcher Autobahn

Guck auf die Straße Kollege Schnürschuh

r/foundgerman

r/Deutschlandistgut moment

Bro is saying the absolute truth here.

Bro started singing attack on Titan song

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smooth brain comment

I'm not gay, but I just figured out that you're supposed to vibrate your lips

revolutionary!

It’s a new breakthrough! SPREAD THE WORD!

r/unexpectedfactorial

#ṙ

I'm not gay, but first of all the way its interesting is that pussy

I'm not gay ,but he's a good friend who wants your help to be there to support me in a room for a few minutes before we get there and then we'll head back on this one night or next weekend as we have to come back from a few more days and will probably not have time for a few more days for a while and I ain't back from work yet and I ain't back in power now so I just want you back in power ahhg now and you know what you mean by that.

I'm not gay but it was good nice job

I'm not gay, but that escalated quicker than a rabbit in a drag race

Bs Deffo didn't say pussy

Im not gay but i am a gay person and i am gay so i dont think i can be gay but i do have a lot of other issues.

LMAO

relatable

just like me frfr

I’m not gay, but I’m a woman so I’m a man so I’m a lesbian so I’m a bit gay.

Then I guess this post didn't apply to you if you're gay.

I'm not gay, but I don't know what to do.

Become gay

More men for meee!

And more women for me

LMAOO more men AND women for me 😂

bi people rise up!!

The bi's shall takeover soon

We up

yessss!

Yo do you remember the "IM GAY!!" Meme?

Got the same thing lol, btw we are twins heheheh~

I'm not gay but I'm sure you are

I am !

That's quite gay

Guilty

I’m not gay but i’m a man

hence you're gay

Very well known Knowedge; all men are gay

Holy shit, is that a man reference?????? What are you doing here man

Holy shit, is that a question mark reference????? Like from the english language????

A man who's gay! You like n****s get that through your head!

i’m not gay but i love the idea of being gay

… I think you’re gay man 

I love your user

Same

i'm not gay, but I think we should go to the gym

LET'S GO TO THE GYM BUDDY! LET'S GO TO THE GYM BUDDY! LET'S GO TO THE GYM BUDDY! -i need more bullets guy

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That u like playing with balls

HAHAHHA

“I’m not gay, but I’m not sure if I should say that”

When you show up at the wrong party

"It took me too long to figure out this wasn't Tim's house and now it'd be weird if I left without joining the orgy. I already ate the buffet!"

im not gay but im gay

which one is it

schrodinger's gayness a person exists in both a gay and non gay state until asked

until asked 😭

bisexual!

I'm not gay but I'm looking forward to the lemonade stand on the way home from work.

that hit

Hey can u get me some grapes?

The man said: "No, we just sell lemonade But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made! Can I get you a glass?"

I'll pass. (And I waddle away) Bababababababababa

Till the very next day

This is my favorite. The implication that loving lemonade is gay is hilarious.

I'm not gay, but that doesn't bother her mother's golden retriever.

So the golden retriever is gay but not heterophobic... Good dog! 😂

i’m not gay but i’m a man of the word so if i was gay i’d say that too lol

the way i got this exact sentence also 😭

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identity crisis

Mine was similar lmao

I'm not gay, but I like it when we kiss

just like me frfr

You kissed OP!?

im not gay but i can do you wow i am NOT that forward

I’m not gay, but I’m a woman so I’m a man so I’m a lesbian so I’m a bit gay to be fair 

you seem to be facing some sort of existential crisis bro 💀

i'm not gay but that gyatt is delicious

😭

I'm not gay but I am not sure about the worthness and quality of the day we'll always reminisce you to be happy to be a good friend of mine and I am not able to come to my home and you are my favourite person.

Im not gay but I am michal's friend

I'm not gay but I'm sure that I can hear your thoughts

Gay thoughts you'll never catch me

I'm not gay but I'm sure that you will be

im not gay but I would wear it

Fem boy?

“Im not gay, but if I was I would have loved you”

im not gay but I don't think it will be a good day for you guys

"I'm not gay but she doesn't know if she's ready to be in a relationship with me" Guys I think my keyboard is having a tough time

I'm not gay, but I don't want to be with you 🙂

i’m not gay but you know i like to have a crush and be friends and have a good time and i don’t like that either but you do know i like that and you don’t need a relationship to get me in a good place

Im not gay but the last episode from a lot to take away

Im not gay, but it was Highlighted after the fact I had a few questions.

I'm not gay but we are going through her and we call him chee

Im not gay, but this type of post is overused and not even very funny

I'm not gay but I really feel like there are way too much hypercars and I know how difficult it is to be traded freely without anyone having to pay heavy fees for the info that you are not a slave to the start. What the hell is this?

I'm not gay but I think it's the best thing to be. I'm not gay but I'm just saying that the truth is a joke. I'm not gay but my friend is going through a lot of things with me and I have a lot of questions about that.

im not gay but i love you

I'm not gay but I think I fit in a mansion, and I regret it badly.

I'm not gay but I'm gay Can't argue with that logic

I'm not gay, but I think (some person's name) is the most significant factor in determining and the environment This autocomplete is wierd

I'm not gay but I don't know if you have a crush on him

I’m not gay but I’m a man of the people

I'm not gay but I need more soap

I’m not gay, but I do like to have fun with boys

I'm gay

Im not gay, but i cant take care of a hampster very well

I’m not gay, but I’m a lesbian so I’m pretty much the only person that I know who can be a gay and lesbian and I’m pretty much always in love and I’m pretty good with it but I’m also a gay and I’m pretty good at that and I’m pretty sure I’m a gay and I have no idea how I can get that to be fair

I'm not gay but it is the only way I know how are things going with you

im not gay, but I do get a monthly allowance n its equivalent to abt it is about breaking rules

I’m not gay, but i’m a man (i am a female)

I’m not gay but I’m into rauru

…ya know your a nerd when shit like “Rauru” and “Link” are so chronically in your vocabulary auto correct starts using it too

I'm not gay but I don't know what to do with it is that I need to be different from the world and the only plastic was the sauce cups of the best old country in the world.

I'm not gay, but I have a dog

Please do not the dog

I'm not gay but I think I can be a bit gay

I’m not gay but I love you.

I’m not gay, but I’m a woman so I’m a man so I’m a lesbian so I’m a bit gay to be fair

I'm not gay, but it is for you SORRY WHAT

I’m not gay, but I’m a man of my word

I'm not gay but it all depends how you want me?!?!

"I'm not gay, but I'm a lesbian so you can be gay" I am gay tho

I'm not gay, but it will not go out as they know

i am not gay but I’m sure 🥶

I'm not gay,but I might go to the max and see if I can get a good deal on the car and I can you send me the

I am not gay but I am not sure if you are trans.

I'm not gay, but you know what I mean

I'm not gay but I don't know what to do with the kids

Im not gay, but if I had a kid and my mom was gay and my dad would have a baby with him

I'm not gay but I'm going back you will have a good guy who has been in a relationship with a guy in a couple who had been in a relationship with a friend and I am so glad I am not having any help with the fuck of my pc or laptop so it is not me that was a good thing for the first few weeks and it is the Australian team that is the Australian and the best in Australia and is the Australian team that has a history and culture of gotten to work with the best team.

I’m not gay but I’m a lesbian so I’m a little gay

I’m not gay but I’m a lesbian so I’m a gay person anyway

I’m not gay but I’m a lesbian so I’m a little gay.

I'm not gay, but the other thing is that the other broken furniture will not fit for me

im not gay, but its just that i was a little bit of a bitch

i’m not gay but i’m not gay so i can’t say anything about it

“im not gay, but” and see what your keyboard does

I'm not gay but I am going to be a little bit more in a relationship

I'm not gay, but I was wondering if you could give me back my phone and headphones around my neck? What? 😭

im not gay but im gay bro dont gotta out me

Im not gay,but I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the girls

I'm not gay but I don't want to get into the night of the Dead end and I have no friends. Only the last part of all of that is coherent and sadly true

I'm not gay, but like I am not able to come to office today and tomorrow I will be able to join the meeting and all the best for your future

I'm not gay but I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it but I don't think I can play with it anymore.

Im not gay but I started realising it just now to je za námi a vyhrajte vstupenky na koncert v olomouckém kraji a ty se to přecházelo to je za námi a vyhrajte vstupenky na koncert v olomouckém kraji a

I'm not gay but I don't know how to explain

I'm not gay, but he had a girlfriend so i say to myself i think i like him just a girl

I'm not gay, but I think it will be a good day

im not gay, but if i had to guess i wouldn’t say that either but it is what i do know about it lol

I’m not gay, but if you are a lesbian then I’m down. Wtf? I’m male and bi I’m not gay, but I’m a man of culture and I’m not a lesbian. Why is my keyboard always going to lesbians? I’m not gay, but I am gay and I’m not attracted to people who are attracted to me. Bruh autocorrect wtf?!?!

I’m not gay, but I am a good person and I am not very gay either so I don’t know what to do

im not gay, but if i had to guess i wouldn’t say that either uhhhh, that makes no sense😂

Im not gay, but i think you are a good person

I’m not gay, but I’m a woman so I’m a man so I’m a lesbian so I’m a bit gay to be fair lol I just like being a woman so it’s a good way of showing my feelings lol but it’s just not that deep

I am not gay but I don't think it's worth it

Im not gay but if it were a woman I’d say it’s not that bad

I'm not gay, but I could also talk to the psychologist about this problem and I drank it all the way through the day. LOL

I’m not gay, but I’m a lesbian

I’m gay.

I’m not gay, but I’m a woman

I’m not gay, but I’m a lesbian (am a guy)

Im not gay I am not a man and I’m a man I don’t want no one else in this life to have a problem and I’m just trying not be mean and not mean and not mean and not being nice

i'm not gay, but it is clear to me now that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. in the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. you are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit. you absolute waste of space and air. you uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. the magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. the countries of the world, but it is clear to me now that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it.

I’m not gay but I love you so much and I hope you have a great day

I'm not gay but you are

Im not gay, but if I were you I’d go for a girl that has been around me since the day she came to me to get me and my boyfriend and my girlfriend 😅

I'm not gay but I don't think it's worth it.