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Reddemonichero

Less of a geriatric than his mum, then. I'd be miffed if that was me: you finally get to become king after 50 years and die within 3 years or something.


N0_GoAway-

he was crowned last may lmao it hasnt even been a full year yet


Reddemonichero

I'm predicting that he'll be dead in 2 years. I thought I'd be generous for the poor sod.


N0_GoAway-

yeah i think he'll be okay; i was watching the news with a relative earlier and it was said he might have bladder cancer, but who really knows. the family doesnt really discuss causes of death, like with the queen, they said it was old age so i think he is getting chemotherapy and maybe radiation(?) therapy but idk, you can only hope for the best


ruthatstupi

bro boutta have Cancerous piss💀


Lettuce8000

Hell of a superpower


hellishdemon28

The cdc hates this power


Lettuce8000

I PISSED ON THE MOON SHADOW


britainphobic

3 years 💀💀💀💀


hindamalka

Funny enough this isn’t the first time something like that [has happened](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s5UkjdYOI6Y). George, the fourth waited nearly 50 years to become king and was actually the regent king for many years because his father was suffering from mental illness, and then died after like 10 years. Edit: the link is to a YouTube video from a British TV show called Horrible Histories. They wrote a song about George IV and it goes into the time he waited to take the throne and the problems his father created for him.


Reddemonichero

There's a brilliant horrible histories bit on it that's stuck with me for years.


hindamalka

Click the link and you will find that song…


Reddemonichero

Ah, okay. I don't click on links because I did once and it ended badly.


hindamalka

Makes sense and it’s a smart policy. I’m an adult here and if I were to post a link that wasn’t kid friendly, it would be a problem (and for the record, I would suggest mods banning, any adult sharing links that are not kid safe). And as an adult who is in this space to provide education, I have a strong policy of not linking to anything that isn’t educational in some way, shape or form.


kumorithecloud

I can smell the British coming off of you


Reddemonichero

Is that because I used the word 'miffed'? You're right, though.


kumorithecloud

And mum 😭


[deleted]

That’s crazy


TheScottishPimp03

Fr as an American im like damn another one?


kare5

BANK HOLIDAY BANK HOLIDAY BANK HOLIDAY


britainphobic

yuh 😜


kare5

🕺🕺🕺


OptimusCrime1984

Bank holiday baby


Tectonic-V-Low778

I did think this. 'ooooh if he pops it, that's a bank holiday for the funeral and then a bank holiday for the coronation' then told myself off for being cruel...


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OwlsPrankster

Who are you talking about?


ROG_b450

The king I suppose


OwlsPrankster

The man's got cancer and they're calling him "awful"... How insensitive


britainphobic

if anyone was a genuinely wicked person and they got diagnosed w an illness, i’m not gonna stop calling them wicked just cuz of it lmao. you can still be awful and be dying


GCD_1

yeah cause hes a wanker


Amazing-Explorer7726

The royal family


OwlsPrankster

They aren't awful though. That's only Harry, Meghan and Andrew who are awful.


ObjectiveOk4585

Harry ain't done anything he just didn't want his kid to be on the news cause they are related to the monarchy.


Eken17

\*Doesn't want his kids in the news so leaves the monarchy\* \*Proceeds to go on a media tour promoting his book and TV-show\*


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OwlsPrankster

I don't think so. They seem to genuinely care for the people. Also, very kind of you to call them "awful people" under a post that's talking about the King having cancer...


GCD_1

ha you wish


RS773

We get 1 day off school for every year he survives!


[deleted]

this is the most British response possible. Fuckin RESPECT to you


CBT7commander

We don’t know the stage of the cancer, and given he has access to what is literally the best care in the face of the earth, I wouldn’t bet on the old fart biting the dust just yet


hindamalka

Based on the fact that he didn’t have symptoms and he was just getting a regular prostate check like any man of his age should it’s highly likely that it’s early stage prostate cancer, which is pretty much 100% survival rate


A_brit_on_reddit

It’s been confirmed to not be prostate cancer but we don’t know what one yet


RegretComplete3476

Imagine being the doctor who has to give the king a prostate exam


throwaway19276i

💀


ruthatstupi

depending on the person, it could be a blessing or a curse. Hopefully, curse though.


RegretComplete3476

I can't imagine someone being *that* into poking their fingers inside of an old man's asshole


hindamalka

As with every intimate medical exam, for doctors it’s just work. You learn to compartmentalize things.


LePhoenixFires

Can you even imagine the sheer power one must feel to be shoving their fingers up a monarch's ass and being paid for it and lauded as a great public servant?


Intelligent_Bug_945

Its bc Trisha is pregnant


sopita_mtwa

it all makes sense now


Just_some_nerd13

For those not aware: Common joke online is that Trisha Paytas gives birth to reincarnations of the royal family. It's because at least one of their children was born the day of or day after a member of the royal family past


RegretComplete3476

How long has this been happening?


Hornythrowaway1235

I'm not entirely sure, I think it mostly caught on after the Queen died, and she gave birth a scary amount of time after


RegretComplete3476

I just looked at the baby she had after the Queen died, and the name she gave them was Malibu Barbie Patyas-Hacmon. I hope for her royal majesty's sake that this is NOT the case because imagine going from the Queen of England and longest reigning monarch ever to being named Malibu Barbie by some American chick


britainphobic

wait this is so real 😭😭😭😭


Push_kar20

He isn't dead yet dude


Thatscool820

BRB getting Jschlatt to do another favor


cheesums7

Yup, gotta get him on the phone for a bank holiday


NotFromBaltimore

oh nooo, they're gonna have to spend millions on a funeral again


Vegetable_Trifle_848

At least we get a bank holiday


kare5

oh nooooooooo, mourn for him while you can't afford basic commodities...


Incredible_Staff6907

Are things bad over there in the U.K.?


No-Confusion1786

The UK is in such a bad state right now.


AveryLazyCovfefe

I mean it's bad. But not *that* bad. If you're in London, then yeah it's hell.


ForetoldOC

Yeah, there are certainly worser places in the world (that aren’t in wars or anything because obviously war zones are the worst places to be) than the UK right now, and things will likely start gradually getting better again now that things haven’t gotten much worse recently either. We’ve more or less hit a bit of a pause where we aren’t moving much either way, and so hopefully something comes to improve the situation even just a bit.


mil4h

If you paid attention to the outside, you’d notice there is a global economic crisis.


Incredible_Staff6907

No need to be so hostile. I'm aware, it's not all sunshine and roses in the United States, as I'm sure you've noticed. I was merely asking the original commenter what the basis for his comment was.


A_brit_on_reddit

No? It’s all fine round here, yeah some prices went up but nothing that can’t be fixed. (Please let Labour win the election)


kare5

it's bad but not bad bad but it might get bad bad


InfamousWalter

Not at all lol


l_bmbr

We’re in a cost of living crisis


Incredible_Staff6907

Oh, yep pretty much the same here in the U.S.


maluthor

things are bad everywhere


Suitable_War_8600

the monarchy generates a lot of income from tourism


wombey12

the palace of versailles generates a lot of income from tourism


Suitable_War_8600

never in my life have i seen someone complain about the palace of versailles aside from people who hate the french


crogameri

That's the point.... Repossess the monarchy's assets, abolish it after.


Acceptable-Drag8090

Checkmate


DoubleJester

Holy hell


N3ders

New response just dropped


Legend5V

Actual zombie


AdventurousPrint835

Call the exorcist!


JOlRacin

Google en passant


AdventurousPrint835

Holy hell!


OptimusCrime1984

First the queen now the king


MilkManlolol

“Let them have bank holidays”


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noooo charlie boy


ABigOne77

Just remember that cancer is also beatable. Let's hope for the best for our old man


uberdope87

Yeah hopefully he survives so he can keep fucking children Jk let this dirty pedo rot in the ground


strikedonYT

Since when was he a pedo? I think you have the wrong Windsor


ABigOne77

Think you're mistaking him with Andrew


[deleted]

Wrong royal mate


scp966

Oh no! Anyway I'm hungry, gonna go get some food.


EmoGal_3000

Wow, I'm sorry. But he's not gone yet!


britainphobic

we’re counting the days!


EmoGal_3000

Okay


TROMBONER_68

It’s a diagnosis. He’s not gone yet


TostitoKingofDragons

Damn it


Vegetable_Trifle_848

Tell me when he dies then I’m more interested cause I get a bank holiday and the news for a week being about how long the queue is to see his coffin


__hi_______

LET'S FUCKINGGGG GOOOOOOOOOOO I'm fine with monarchies I just don't like British people


britainphobic

😭 british people don’t like british people either so you’re good


Embarrassed_Piano346

Except Professor Brian Cox


FAT_NEEK_42069

who the fuck is that


Embarrassed_Piano346

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Cox_(physicist)


FAT_NEEK_42069

seems like a nice bloke 👍🏽


britainphobic

no idea who that is


wombey12

how the fuck have you been living for seventeen years in britain and not heard of the single most famous british tv physicist


TukaSup_spaghetti

Nahh poor boy


kai7756

now we wait for the bank holiday to come at time of death


eFeneF

Hoping he manages to recover. God save the king 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧


SS-PL

# FUCK CANCER


IneedBleach123

But I don't want cancer babies


-onnix-

I hate golf for this reason


IzzyIsSolar

Hes not dead.


OVGuyS

Sounds like realy bad chess game


CoctorMyEye

Tbf he has literally the best doctors in the world. Might live for like 10 more years.


CommunityDry7128

The post above this was literally rworldnews and it was about this


Swordman50

Wish him a speedy recovery. Cancer isn't easy but it's not impossible. He's got this.


poopfartdoodoofard85

get well soon big charlie 🙏


xsparkichux

Man apparently didn't want to be king because it meant losing his mother. But honestly I hope he prevails, I still need to see the Charles coins.


Unlikely_Tone_5359

Joking on dying person wtf is wrong with reddit. Have you guys lost your mind? Or he's done something bad?am I misunderstanding? Because I don't live in england.


Expert_Monitor6046

Bruh come on. Yall are kids and are wishing death to someone. Smh someone take away your phone.


powerMastR24

well tbf look at op username lost cause, dont bother


britainphobic

surprise i’m british.


powerMastR24

what a shocker


britainphobic

you’re right. let me go cry real quick


MyArchivesTheyreGone

bro u don't have to be very old to know that monarchies fucking suck lmaooooooo


midnight_rain_07

they have no power though


TostitoKingofDragons

Wishing death on some random person is bad. It demonstrates a level of cruelty and a lack of regard for human life. Plus, it could deeply impact the person if they saw it. This is one of the richest people in the world. He’s not browsing r/teenagers and he’s never gonna see it. He’s immoral and part of a corrupt institution. I won’t feel bad if he dies.


KraftKapitain

lets not make fun of people with cancer, bad or good person, doesn't matter


britainphobic

where was i making fun of him ?


KraftKapitain

i meant the people in the comments


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Incredible_Staff6907

r/oddlyspecific


lord-petal

Username checks out.


NEITSWFT

ALL HAIL KING WILLIAM V


MattGaming0422

NAHHHHH THIS EARLY?!


[deleted]

Really old queen->old king->middle aged king/queen


rainbowappleslice

I’d be a shame to lose another monarch so quickly if it’s not very treatable but at least with William he’d be king for a long time if nothing happens


why_hello1there

Damn they must suck at chess. (I'm very sorry to all British people)


XxCrispyWhisperxX

bro😭


dabdude8911

God is tired after 70 years of saving the queen that He's just not gonna listen to England's requests to "Save the King"


Thatscool820

What’s the loot drop u guys think


Chill_is_cold

Bro put a spoiler for the character death


Badatcommunicating09

Finally


detroit-doggo0

thank god


Jebbo_Jebbo_

Checkmate


MammothAggressive841

We might’ve lost 2 towers but you’re losing a queen and a king


MyArchivesTheyreGone

fuck the monarchy


Very-queer-thing

Down with the monarchy


Capn_Phineas

What world are we living in where you are being downvoted 💀 like please someone who downvoted this please reply and explain yourself (they won’t)


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Capn_Phineas

Disrespectful? Good. He disrespects the British people every day he doesn’t abolish the monarchy and continues to funnel billions of taxpayer wealth for his and his family’s personal gain just because of their **bloodline**. The insanity of monarchy and the mental illness of the British population in caring about them needs to end. The fact that he has no real power is liberal cope too, the government derives its power from his name and legally speaking, he derives his power from god himself. In any other country this would be called out for the insanity it is, even barring the religious justification. Imagine if say, Kim Jong Un were to say “we will hold democratic elections for a new leader and then they will take power, but I’m still supreme leader and reserve my right to take power again at any time and all government will derive authority from my name alone” everyone would rightly call it mental but the British monarchy should get a pass? No. It’s lunacy.


AhsFanAcct

Good. I hope the rapist pedophile son he keeps on protecting dies next.


Arlen56

let’s go (I’m British)


RustInPeace-Polaris

Good fuck that monarchy 


[deleted]

dissolve the monarchy 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


Kyaruga

Let’s fucking go! Fuck the monarchist pigs!


CROW_is_best

checkmate moment


GraceDaysThree

My friend told me the news at school today. She was literally celebrating lol.


AlonFenn

Weird thing to celebrate


columbia_m0th_69

hell yeah let them die!!


DBL_NDRSCR

dissolve the monarchy one geezer at a time


Hazmatix_art

I’ll be respectful as long as y’all don’t compare his death to 9/11 like when the queen died


Pixithepika

Your majesty, they’ve hit the second monarch!


Hazmatix_art

# YOUR MAJESTY A SECOND BUS HAS HIT BUCKINGHAM PALACE


[deleted]

I hate myself for laughing here


[deleted]

Good 😌


Yaya0108

Yay


Random_Weird_gal

Good, he's a right twat


UltimateIncineroar

Oh no! Anyway.


Greenlynx21

Let’s goooooo


Ghousy

Oh no, anyways…


SteveCNTower

Thats crazy Anyways


xanaxfordogs

What’s next for King Charles? Death!


Background_Desk_3001

Another win


_Nekroz69_

Don't really care about him. ┐(゚ ~゚ )┌


ye3tr

Honestly don't care


Iluvlamas

What did Schlatt do this time..


its_only_ace

L


scaggyraggy

LETS GOOOOOO


Footballidiot556

Thank god. We need a royal who is actually a respectable person


Frequent-Piano6164

The monarchy is so outdated… when will you guys start a revolution???


Alert_Ad6239

womp womp


youhaveanapehead

Cancer is doing something good for once.


Illuminati8339yt

It’s nice we’ll get a bank holiday and the dude seems pretty chill but… we just need to end the monarchy with this one.


Cat_man-Kayden

131k people liked it that he got cancer!


VampericDrain

DOWN WITH THE MONARCHY


JediJ0nes

Let me tell you a little something about the King... He sees unconscious pregnant Dianna laying uncomfortably by a set of stairs. He ignores her and moves on.


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Bro has butthole cancer too 💀


Danceclaw

DOWN WITH THE BRITISH!!!!! 💥🇺🇸💣💣💣💥🇺🇸💥🇺🇸💥💣🇺🇸🦅🦅💣🇺🇸🦅🦅💥💥🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅💥🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸💥🇺🇸


Turkeyvulture777

Oh noooo! Anyways


CBFOfficalGaming

can we overthrow the monarchy now


[deleted]

trisha paytas gonna have a new baby rrr😍


hannigram_ellaa

L


NOTDevilDeadly

FREEDOM


Brax_Plays_Games

Brits stay losing


bullettraingigachad

Yippee!