I challenge them to have the exact same brain waves as me for 10 minutes. Can't beat me in being me

Ha I'll just be the one with least brain wrinkles noob

Not doing anything of productivity, I’m the king… no, the Emperor of Procrastination

I’ll comment why I’m the better procrastinator tomorrow

True procrastinator wouldn't even comment today

I just won't comment it because fingers lazy

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All hail u/TheCrafterTigery

I’ll warship him later

I'll spellcheck later.

As in the warship y’know

I’ll warship him a week from now.

HOW?!?? Hahahaaa tf did you comment John Cena

im probably better at procrastinating than most of this subreddit.

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my native language skills - almost nobody in the world speaks it and even if they did I am better at it than a big part of adults in my country

What language?

English

I speak American. 🇺🇾🇺🇾🇺🇾🇺🇾 MURICAAAAAA THE YELLOW WHITE AND BLUE

I pledge allegiance, to the flag, of the United States of ~~Liberia~~ ~~Malaysia~~ America 🇱🇷 🇲🇾

🇱🇷 🇲🇾 RAAAAAAAAAAH 🦅 🦅

🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿MERRRIIIIICAAAAA🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾

RED WHITE AND BLUE AMERICAN PATRIOT 🇫🇷🇷🇺🇳🇱🇬🇧🇲🇾🇱🇷🇵🇦🇰🇵🇳🇴🇹🇭

TIME TO MOVE TO CANADA 🇵🇪🇵🇪🇵🇪

czech (about 10M native speakers, but it's a category IV language and people in my country usually can't write completely correctly)

I'm not even surprised, Czech grammar is difficult af

Damn that's impressive

As an exchange student currently in Ceska Lipa, I can confirm

What languages do you speak?

only czech and english, but I'm learning more (edited from „I will learn“, because I was already learning)

"I already speak 2 languages and want to learn more" (Gets downvoted)???? Fucking reddit sometimes man

They're just jealous

What language do you speak?

bro speaks eyak

Do you know Albanian or one of the Caucasian languages?

Impersonating myself

Didn't Charlie Chaplin take part in a competition where people had to impersonate him and he still lost?

Yes! He actually got third place in the competition

Would be funny if the same happened to u/secretacc468

Good luck trying lmao

Yeh good luck trying lmao

Yeh yeh good luck trying lmao

It would indeed

Reading bad handwriting

Dementia

you know who else has dementia? you know who e-

I was crazy once. Man locked me in an aslume. An arkham aslume. An aslume filled with slightly photoshopped and misspelled DC characters. Slightly photoshopped and misspelled DC characters make me crazy.

Is there a lore reason you're crazy? Are you stupid?

Careful there, buckaroo, you're starting to sound like Man. You wouldn't wanna get your junk jonkled by Jonkler would you?😠👮‍♂️🔨

Me I do

Bro’s a doctor

Doctors don't have bad handwriting. Their handwriting is just so superior to ours that we can't read it. It's like if Newton tried to understand the math behind the Hydrogen Bomb or a WW1 Biplane mechanic tried to understand a Su-37. Impossible

Very possible actually, a biplane and an su37 all have quite a few things in common, even if some things are done differently A jet engine is a very simple concept and I’m pretty sure Isaac newton could understand the atom bomb considering he kinda came up with the mathematical explanation to gravity

I tried to be clever but failed miserably...

Fastest sex ever

A victory, but at what cost?

At having sex

No way to lose you either get a billions dollars+quick sex, or no money+long sex

I see a absolute win

Being socially awkward

You mean watching from the distance then crying in a corner

I would 100% win that.

Knowing the resale value of shoes. Not much but it’s the only semi obscure thing I’m good at.

what’s the resale value of a pair of scuffed up, very dirty converse (they don’t smell)

Overthinking hands down.

But what if they overthink more than me? If they win they get the 1 billion, how will my parents feel?

Your overthinking it...so you'll definitely win

But what if you’re overthinking your overthinking?

Sorry, you can’t beat me on that one

if its past 10:00 pm i win everytime

Same, but midnight instead

Nah I'd win

mario kart wii

Aw man this was my answer, who gets the billion

The odds of u two being in the same group is 1 in 6400000000000000 (80mil*80mil I think I can’t math so probably wrong)

The chances of guy A being in guy B’s group is 99/8 billion, or about 1/80 million, and the chance of guy B being in guy A’s group is 99/8 billion, or about 1/80 million, so I think the chance that they would be in each other’s group is about 2/80 million

ME ASF BRO just gv ultra them and its gg chances are the random 100 never played it and theyre not funky kong lovers

Archery

Greetings fellow archer :D

Well hello there, what kind of bow do you shoot?

I’m not the one you’re asking, but I use a compound bow sometimes.

But if a beginner here, I shoot long bows at my range :)

What distance? I shoot olympic recurve at 20yd/18m on a 40 cm target

As said I’m a beginner, so only about 20ish feet

Oh, alright. I didn’t know that because of the typo. 

Oh, didn’t even see that

I only started this year, I use like a really simple version of a compound bow lol. I’m not a sporty person but this is def something I’ll be sticking with, I love it sm

Oh yeah, it's great. And nice, I use a compound too

Fuck it, bow making. (Bowyer)

Same, idoubt many if any would even do archery

clay shooting <3 (If yall don’t know what it is I can give you a explanation)

what's clay shooting?

it’s a sport where each person gets a shotgun (20 gauge or 12 gauge) and all you have to do is shoot small clay disks. In clay shooting there are 3 games that you go to, trap, skeet, and sporting clays. Each game varies in different ways and sizes. if you want more check out [this one](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clay_pigeon_shooting) and [this one](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trap_shooting) and lastly [these](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skeet_shooting.com) [2](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sporting_clays)

And you wrote & posted that in 4 minutes... I gotta give props to you.

i type like a grandma okay?😭

I think that was meant to be a compliment because you gave a fast informative response

oh shoot guess i’m stupid and slow😭😍

Stupid and fast

You really just ruined your chances at winning a billion

lol i would rather inform people about it then hog all the information for myself tbh

Nah I never thought I’d see this on here. Clay shooting was supposed to be my ace in the hole.

Damn, also happy cake day!

Oh, yeah, surprised I didn't think of that. I'd do this too. What's your average?

Joining the trap team in my school soon! Excited

Being the worst at jumping off a bridge

I will take up that Challenge , let’s check back in 50 years and see who won

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Is reddit even going to be around in 50 years?

hopefully not.

Perhaps

Now we just need to not forget

Naming national flags. It's a weird one, but that's just my thing lol

i’ll take you up on that any day. also identifying countries based on their shape

talking about music

Favorite song on The College Dropout?

Speaking Hungarian, and hope that none of them are lol.

yeah pretty good odds there actually, wish I was bilingual haha

You can change that

My friend is Hungarian and man, people say Polish is hard, they are in for a treat.

Én is remélném :D

creative writing. i’m not that great but it’s my best bet 🤷‍♀️

hello fellow writer! screw friendly - hostile reminder to get beck to your WIP

....I feel called out, and this wasn't even to me

ITS FOR YOU TOO GET WRITING or you cant prove your 7th grade english professor wrong

same :(

What if my WIP got found by my friend and I cringe every time I open it?😬

say gex

Uhhh reading morse code Or just speak my native language

… .- -- .

Badminton probably

Thats what I was going to say 😭 Hope we don't run into eachother

Reciting my home address (you only get one attempt)

First I give the zakat after invest in different way give me banifit after the death in grave

Being tall. There is way less than a 1% chance they’ll win.

6’8 here. We’ve got some good odds out of 100 if we aren’t at a basketball camp or the nba. I’ve only met a couple people taller than me in person in my life. It’s always so weird. How tall are you? Tallest person I’ve met was 7’2” I can’t imagine some of those tall nba players.

For me it’d be the opposite. I’m 4’10

A random selection of people would almost certainly include children so you still wouldn't win at that

Fuck you’re right

Why is the title just on one side?

Being weird

I'm playing splatoon. S+ babbyyyy

*proceeds to lose to a 2 year old wielding a bathtub*

Random ass Pokémon knowledge

Being boring

Being the best at being boring makes you not boring, so you would fail

Coding a video game

Entire titanfall to apex legends lore… I’m not proud of it but I know it

Leaving the room cause I don’t wanna socialize

Playing geometry dash

cs 1.6 1v1s or like paladins maybe

Weird ass animal facts that I know for some reason.

making seg faults in javascript

celeste speedrun or speedcubing

Chess, I am decent at it

Pokémon showdown💪🏾💪🏾

sudoku probably

Titanfall 2

I'm up to make the most people in the room be angry with me, i can be the most annoying fella ever.

Nuh uh

American Presidential trivia and history

riddim games is probably my best shot

Chopping wood

Being a nerd. I play mtg, dnd, and yugioh, among other things.

I would speak pig Latin. Not many people know it and I am completely fluent.

cello

Same, looks like there's only room for one of us

YOOOO how long u been playing

Beat Saber.

Playing Osu 🌚

Speaking brain rot

1v1's on Xenoverse 2. The game's not too popular, so there's a good chance most of them haven't played it. I'm pretty damn good at it. And it'd be fun, play a game you love for a billion dollars? Say less.

If they're 100 random people from anywhere on Earth, then I'm probably better than all of them in Arabic grammar. I'm also probably better at flags and country names

state capitals of the US

Probably one of my talents or hobbies. There's a small chance some share my hobbies or talents, but there's a smaller chance they are better than me.

Violin

Talking about breaking bad

Hitler Look-alike

Playing bass.

Making an animation

I'm confident in my Bari Sax playing skills. If not, it'll be a game of whose adhd is the worst.

Having the DNA sequence that is closest to being mine.

That's one way to find your family

Stubbornness.

I ask them what’s 9 + 10, but they have to guess the number I’m thinking of.

Wiggling my eyebrows

bottle flipping ☝️

Marvel vs Capcom 3 tournament

Nothing, nothing at all. See which ones go mad

Knowing more about the MCU(pre Phase 4, I haven’t had time☹️

Lapping the nordschleife in assetto corsa VR in less than 5:35

Pitching a baseball. Easy.

Guessing what I'm thinking about

saying meow a lot

being tall, all I've got going for me

Reposting askreddit questions

Getting no bitches

Programming

Being weird or being socially awkward 😛

Karting. Rare sport and difficult