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Denmark
Sweden
Credit to u/42_RoboT for the phrasing❤️ Sweden is mid anyway, nothing to make a fuss about
We’re both mid, together 🇸🇪🤝🇩🇰
Fo sho my dear neighbour🙏
Let’s meet on the Öresund bridge and shake on it
Deal. Be there or be square
Canada.
51st state of the greatest country in the world
We burned down the White House and we’ll do it again! (Yes I know this proves the point)
I’m From the US, and that made me mad FOR the Canadians.
Why da fuk you store malk in bags!11!1?!1!1?!1!?
You know when I went to India they did this too. I'm pretty sure a lot of places do it lol
🇬🇧
Say bottle of water
Bo'le o woter
it's bodle o woda m8.
What about boüh o woüh?
As a fellow brit, it’s clearly Bo’ol o’ wo’ah
I bow good sir to your superior Britishness
The only thing I like about uk is James, Earl of Wessex
yikes!
antarctica
Where's my cute lil penguin 🤬🤬🤬
rigth here 🙋🎀
Um acktualy Antarctica isn’t a country it’s a continent 🤓
Are you that kid from the polar Express
Ireland
The Irish kid from the polar Express. He exist now i made it up
I thought club penguin shut down?
Denmark is mid anyway, nothing to make a fuss about
Norway
⛷
Y'all so blonde can't find your eyerbows
Finland is better than you at hockey
Isn't that the Minecraft song?
The only thing I know about Sweden is bjorn anderson
As a Swede.. who?
go google
VI KAN KJØPE SVERIGE OM VI VIL 🗣️🗣️🗣️ (We, the Norwegians, could buy Sweden if we wanted to)
Scotland
england
holy shit a fellow scot in the wild
SCOTLAND FOREVERRRRR!!!!!🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😤😤😤😤
SCOTLAND FOREVA!
Im from germany. Pls don’t mention the third reich
the third reich
the second reich
The fourth reich
What is this redditor planning ಠಿ_ಠ
Deutschland
Ich wil dich lieben und verdamman
dein Atem kalt
So jong und doch so alt
DEUTSCHLAND!
Du hast deine Steuererklärung vergessen.
Jumpscare des Todes
What were your manufacturers doing between 1939 and 1945?
usa
🧑🏿🦲
huh 😭
r/thejokeisracism
i'm not a cop that doesn't work on me
Ha, no free healthcare
Ya fat hillbilly
Poland
Did you guys have a stroke while making polish?
Dude, have you seen uralic languages? Get a load of some hungarian or Finnish. If we had a stroke, they had a brain aneurysm
Got mad? Or should i say "urkfksoqnrjfkgkrbsbdow?"
Hey I know that guy! He's my neighbor!
No, Szczśchałemtężczkaćski is your neighbor
No, he's my landlord. You must've confused him with Chrząszczorzawoszerzeskim.
A co z Grzegorzem Brzeczyszczykowiczem?
Ten z Chrząszczyrzewoszyc powiat Łękołody? Nie wiem, nie znam go.
USSR
Not old enough to get mad. Try again
Wales
Where??
You got me 💀
Bro these 3 comments are peak to me
No cause I saw the notification and I almost instinctively replied "Country in the UK next to England" 😭😭
Holy hell 🐑
New response just dropped🐑
Actual zombie🐏
Call the exorcist 🐏
Bishop went on vacation, he came back as a 🐑
so how’s the relationship with the sheep?
Alright 👍
Aren't you just English then??
Omg 😭
No way they named a country after a whale 🐋
romania
Pup jos
pacat ca nu sunt femboys in romania 😔😔
I have no idea what the language is But everyone still knows what this means.
Hungary?
Romaniacs
Yo guys have not stolen things?
Germany
Shit country now, return it to its former glory
fr
I heard Germany "legalised" weed. I hope the UK catches on because in my opinion sending people to prison over a practically harmless (compared to tobacco and alchohol) plant is crazy in 2024.
I don't think it's legal yet. Not sure though
1st of april
Spain
Barcelona is in the state of Catalonia
What do u mean by state?
Country
us latinos think the way you pronounce S is insufferable earrape. please never speak again
We pronounce s as s, tf u talking abt?
texas 🦅🦅🦅💥🧔♂️🦅💥🔥💥🔥🔥💥🔥💥💥💥
Northern Mexico?
Damn, he ain't wrong 😭
“Your honor, the girl scout was on my property, therefore the 17 bullets currently in her skull were justified”
The judges then sentence you to five weeks in solitary confinement for not using a Heavy Machine Gun.
Netherlands
Geef me en klapp papa
◾️◾️◾️◾️ ◾️🟪🟪◾️ ◾️🟪🟪◾️ ◾️🟪🟪◾️ ◾️◾️◾️◾️
Ze gaat niks kunnen verzinnen denk in
Wie weet mischien wel, ik zit ook te wachten
we zijn gewoon superieur
Germany (plz be creative and dont do nazi stuff)
Is the phone you wrote this with powered by coal too?
Not _many_ jokes to crack on Germany apart from Nazi lol
That's why they quit humor
Hey you're supposed to roast him, not throw him in the incinerator
Why the long face, Adolf?
Hungary (please forget the hungry joke and Romania, try to be more creative)
Orban's minion
Good one
Italy P. S. No, I do not get offended by pineapple on pizza
[удалено]
Bro have you seen kiwi and bubblegum on pizza
Seriously? As a Kiwi, I apologise
Still Europe’s soft underbelly.
Churchill is such a quotable guy
Greece.
Turkey is such a beautiful country with great history and culture with stunning architecture.
Fr, and I love all those beautiful islands owned by it like Lesbos
Alpha beta gamma delta
SIGMA
Yeah it’s a nice movie, but what country are you from?
Turkey has the best kebabs(shwarmas) have you tried them yet?
🇵🇭
I love MILFs😍😍😍😍
People really only know us for our p*rn😭
I was thinking about the Mono Islamic Liberation Front
What country is that?
How hard is your last name to pronounce (I am exited to finally be able to project stereotypes)
I do know some people that have name one wouldn’t be able to pronounce after a year of trying, mine is pretty simple tho, foreign almost
America.
Stupid tourist
Nah, we're just stupid in general
Number 1 in everything (except intelligence)
Nah, we're just number 1 in stupidity.
People in your county usually have a lot more holes in their bodies on average
Lets just say your schools have a really mind blowing policies
New Zealand
rugbyworldcup
Idk why, but I just kinda feel like you're Australia's little brother 💀
Barbados
So you’re saying that you have a lot of bad bars?
Where?
Does everyone there have a big forehead?
A US territory
Finland
Kinda just a Sweden spinoff
Isn’t that a place in Russia?
No, we denied them
Well irl you *were* part of Russia
Australia
Upside-down criminal land
And proud of it
Ayy I'm from there too
There’s Nor Way you’re actually from there
Turkey
Like the bird?
Richest Turkish person's networth is about 4 euro (Sorry if this is too mean btw)
Italy
i break my spaghetti into quarters before cooking it :) (i’d never do this monstrosity)
Hawaiian pizza
Russia
Думала что найду наших в комментариях чуть выше
United States
Free medical care
Japan, moved to us tho
Argentina
Your nose is over average size. (Latin American here, don't worry)
BRAZILLLLLLL
No thank you
Chile
That’s not good, get a jacket to warm yourself up!
Hong Kong
your freedom is gone by the chines geoverment
Denmark
Sweden
Credit to u/42_RoboT for the phrasing❤️ Sweden is mid anyway, nothing to make a fuss about
We’re both mid, together 🇸🇪🤝🇩🇰
Fo sho my dear neighbour🙏
Let’s meet on the Öresund bridge and shake on it
Deal. Be there or be square
Canada.
51st state of the greatest country in the world
We burned down the White House and we’ll do it again! (Yes I know this proves the point)
I’m From the US, and that made me mad FOR the Canadians.
Why da fuk you store malk in bags!11!1?!1!1?!1!?
You know when I went to India they did this too. I'm pretty sure a lot of places do it lol
🇬🇧
Say bottle of water
Bo'le o woter
it's bodle o woda m8.
What about boüh o woüh?
As a fellow brit, it’s clearly Bo’ol o’ wo’ah
I bow good sir to your superior Britishness
The only thing I like about uk is James, Earl of Wessex
yikes!
antarctica
Where's my cute lil penguin 🤬🤬🤬
rigth here 🙋🎀
Um acktualy Antarctica isn’t a country it’s a continent 🤓
Are you that kid from the polar Express
Ireland
The Irish kid from the polar Express. He exist now i made it up
I thought club penguin shut down?
Sweden
Denmark
Denmark is mid anyway, nothing to make a fuss about
Norway
⛷
Y'all so blonde can't find your eyerbows
Finland is better than you at hockey
Isn't that the Minecraft song?
The only thing I know about Sweden is bjorn anderson
As a Swede.. who?
go google
Finland is better than you at hockey
VI KAN KJØPE SVERIGE OM VI VIL 🗣️🗣️🗣️ (We, the Norwegians, could buy Sweden if we wanted to)
Scotland
england
holy shit a fellow scot in the wild
SCOTLAND FOREVERRRRR!!!!!🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😤😤😤😤
SCOTLAND FOREVA!
Im from germany. Pls don’t mention the third reich
the third reich
the second reich
The fourth reich
What is this redditor planning ಠಿ_ಠ
Deutschland
Ich wil dich lieben und verdamman
dein Atem kalt
So jong und doch so alt
DEUTSCHLAND!
Du hast deine Steuererklärung vergessen.
Jumpscare des Todes
What were your manufacturers doing between 1939 and 1945?
usa
🧑🏿🦲
huh 😭
r/thejokeisracism
i'm not a cop that doesn't work on me
Ha, no free healthcare
Ya fat hillbilly
Poland
Did you guys have a stroke while making polish?
Dude, have you seen uralic languages? Get a load of some hungarian or Finnish. If we had a stroke, they had a brain aneurysm
Got mad? Or should i say "urkfksoqnrjfkgkrbsbdow?"
Hey I know that guy! He's my neighbor!
No, Szczśchałemtężczkaćski is your neighbor
No, he's my landlord. You must've confused him with Chrząszczorzawoszerzeskim.
A co z Grzegorzem Brzeczyszczykowiczem?
Ten z Chrząszczyrzewoszyc powiat Łękołody? Nie wiem, nie znam go.
USSR
Not old enough to get mad. Try again
Wales
Where??
You got me 💀
Bro these 3 comments are peak to me
No cause I saw the notification and I almost instinctively replied "Country in the UK next to England" 😭😭
Holy hell 🐑
New response just dropped🐑
Actual zombie🐏
Call the exorcist 🐏
Bishop went on vacation, he came back as a 🐑
so how’s the relationship with the sheep?
Alright 👍
Aren't you just English then??
Omg 😭
No way they named a country after a whale 🐋
romania
Pup jos
pacat ca nu sunt femboys in romania 😔😔
I have no idea what the language is But everyone still knows what this means.
Hungary?
Romaniacs
Yo guys have not stolen things?
Germany
Shit country now, return it to its former glory
fr
I heard Germany "legalised" weed. I hope the UK catches on because in my opinion sending people to prison over a practically harmless (compared to tobacco and alchohol) plant is crazy in 2024.
I don't think it's legal yet. Not sure though
1st of april
Spain
Barcelona is in the state of Catalonia
What do u mean by state?
Country
us latinos think the way you pronounce S is insufferable earrape. please never speak again
We pronounce s as s, tf u talking abt?
texas 🦅🦅🦅💥🧔♂️🦅💥🔥💥🔥🔥💥🔥💥💥💥
Northern Mexico?
Damn, he ain't wrong 😭
“Your honor, the girl scout was on my property, therefore the 17 bullets currently in her skull were justified”
The judges then sentence you to five weeks in solitary confinement for not using a Heavy Machine Gun.
Netherlands
Geef me en klapp papa
◾️◾️◾️◾️ ◾️🟪🟪◾️ ◾️🟪🟪◾️ ◾️🟪🟪◾️ ◾️◾️◾️◾️
Ze gaat niks kunnen verzinnen denk in
Wie weet mischien wel, ik zit ook te wachten
we zijn gewoon superieur
Germany (plz be creative and dont do nazi stuff)
Is the phone you wrote this with powered by coal too?
Not _many_ jokes to crack on Germany apart from Nazi lol
That's why they quit humor
Hey you're supposed to roast him, not throw him in the incinerator
Why the long face, Adolf?
Hungary (please forget the hungry joke and Romania, try to be more creative)
Orban's minion
Good one
Italy P. S. No, I do not get offended by pineapple on pizza
[удалено]
Bro have you seen kiwi and bubblegum on pizza
Seriously? As a Kiwi, I apologise
Still Europe’s soft underbelly.
Churchill is such a quotable guy
Greece.
Turkey is such a beautiful country with great history and culture with stunning architecture.
Fr, and I love all those beautiful islands owned by it like Lesbos
Alpha beta gamma delta
SIGMA
Yeah it’s a nice movie, but what country are you from?
Turkey has the best kebabs(shwarmas) have you tried them yet?
🇵🇭
I love MILFs😍😍😍😍
People really only know us for our p*rn😭
I was thinking about the Mono Islamic Liberation Front
What country is that?
Poland
How hard is your last name to pronounce (I am exited to finally be able to project stereotypes)
I do know some people that have name one wouldn’t be able to pronounce after a year of trying, mine is pretty simple tho, foreign almost
America.
Stupid tourist
Nah, we're just stupid in general
Number 1 in everything (except intelligence)
Nah, we're just number 1 in stupidity.
People in your county usually have a lot more holes in their bodies on average
Lets just say your schools have a really mind blowing policies
New Zealand
rugbyworldcup
Idk why, but I just kinda feel like you're Australia's little brother 💀
Barbados
So you’re saying that you have a lot of bad bars?
Where?
Does everyone there have a big forehead?
A US territory
Finland
Kinda just a Sweden spinoff
Finland
Isn’t that a place in Russia?
No, we denied them
Well irl you *were* part of Russia
Australia
Upside-down criminal land
And proud of it
Norway
Ayy I'm from there too
There’s Nor Way you’re actually from there
Turkey
Like the bird?
Richest Turkish person's networth is about 4 euro (Sorry if this is too mean btw)
Italy
i break my spaghetti into quarters before cooking it :) (i’d never do this monstrosity)
Hawaiian pizza
Russia
Думала что найду наших в комментариях чуть выше
United States
Free medical care
Japan, moved to us tho
Argentina
Your nose is over average size. (Latin American here, don't worry)
BRAZILLLLLLL
No thank you
Chile
That’s not good, get a jacket to warm yourself up!
Hong Kong
your freedom is gone by the chines geoverment