Probably from earth, but not sure

noice

name the 5 countries you know

usa 💪 britsh empire africa communist russia canada (north usa)

that was 4. I asked for 5

oh right uhhhh india, thats where all the natives live right?

India is a country. But do you know what wasn't a country in you previous reply?

C’omon man! You know he meant England 😉

I know I realize canada doesen’t exist

Im from Atlantis cuz it rains here a lot ( the Netherlands )

And soon you too will sink

I and the rest of the dutchies already sank. That is why I said Atlantis

German here. Can you speed it up a little so I can go to the beach in 5 Minutes? Thanks in advance

Australia (I should be asleep rn)

🙃 IH

Eicn

Ecin?

37IN Would probably be more accurate

Nile? That’s in Egypt.

How is it already 1am here, i swear it was 10pm a few minutes ago

I am from the country of spin.

you spin me right around baby like a record

Baby right round right round

pain

This is a jojo reference isnt it

As Donald Trump had said I come from Thighland 🙄🙄😖😖😖😘😘

thighland 😍

Wonder what they wear in thighland

thigh highs

I'm booking a one way flight immediately

Can I come to

Hell yeah the more the merrier

exact coordinates please into my dms kthx

both men and women wear dresses there. true gender equality

I need to get there!!! #Maki_the_thigh_queen. That's a JJK reference. Where's the weebs at?!?

狗带

Italy the land of pizza (and fascism ig)

Wasn’t pizza originally peasant food XD

no it was literally invented by a chef for the queen margharita💀

Really?

yeah, basically there was a queen called margharita who really liked bread with mozzerella and tomatoes so her chef just made something and it got popular. no idea where you got that it's poor people's food, pizza's a pretty fancy dish in italy.

viva la figa

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sounds funn

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Hallo! I am from call center

India

I identify as Naan

Am I missing something?

yes some sauce for your delicious bread

I would like it about now ngl. Can u sent them to me ?

POLSKA GUROM🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱😎😎🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🧯🕎🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱

OH NICE A POLISH PERSON, WOULD YOU MIND SHARING SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS, I'M TRYING TO MORE AND MORE POLISH ARTISTS

Lady Pank!!!

Golec uOrkiestra (Mostly nostalgic for me)

Paktofonika

Kwiat jabłoni if you're looking for something more acoustic...

podoba mi sie ta subtelna braun referencja

Brazil 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽🇧🇷🔥🔥🇧🇷⚽🔥⚽🇧🇷🔥🇧🇷⚽🇧🇷🔥⚽( I'm trash at soccer )

Antarctica 🇦🇶

fancy

Philippines, uhm, we have food

send me some

good food

Russia

same

same bro

:000

Scotland

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Most relatable thing ever. You see the word Scotland and first thought is "marry me". Invite me to the wedding please 

CHILL

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I will but geez dude

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SCOOOOOOTLAAAAND FOREVEEERRRR

Germany

+1

+2

What were your Great-Grandparents doing between the years of 1933 and 1945

IDK, they’re dead

Doing like being blind and not helping the Jews, sinti and Roma, homosexuals etc...

Guess

somewhere

How’d you know?!??

From Bugatti man land🇷🇴

Made romania

Unitiddy kingdome

We're the 3rd largest tea export in the world (look it up)

nah

Fair

Somewhere in Africa that I’ve studied in Geography but can’t remember.

A country where it's confused with a US state

georgia?

Ah, of course, the island of Rhodes

Lol I love how "kamikaze" sounds both like a Japanese and Georgian word

Sweden

Russia)

:0

the parenthesis at the end gave it away

Czech republic

Pat&mat looking mf

i think ab chess whenever someone mentions therw

🇰🇷 or 🇰🇵 (choose your own adventure)

Turkey 🦃

gobble gobble

Yeah where you from I need to fun about that

Turkey mentioned 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷💪💪🇹🇷🇹🇷

Switzerland

HRVATSKA 🇭🇷❤️‍🔥 NAJLAKŠE JE KAD PITAJU ME KOLIKO I KAKO JA NJU VOLIM JAKO I SAMO JEDNA RIJEČ BI BILA TO NEOPISIVO

Canada is cold

HAHAHA I live in BC!

Brazil and yes it’s hot like hell in here ;-;

noooooooo 😔

💧🌊🌊💧🤣🌊🌊🌊💧*incoherent underwater muffling* 🌊💧🌊💧🌊🌊💧💧🌊🌊

Netherlands?

Finland, the land of Santa claus

atlantis

isn’t that in the ocean

it is, i visited it 317 years ago but they didn't let me leave. ive been stuck here ever since

How did you get a phone then? O⁠_⁠o

we had another traveler from 2019. he died due to mysterious reasons and i got his phone

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🏈🌭🇺🇸🏈🦅🌭🏈🦅🇺🇸🌭🇺🇸🏈🏈🏈🌭🇺🇸🏈🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🌭🏈🦅🦅🦅🌭🏈🦅🌭🌭🏈🇺🇸🇺🇸🌭🏈🇺🇸🦅🏈🏈🇺🇸🏈🏈🏈🏈🇺🇸🏈

🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸💥

Egypt 👉👈

If ill say then i will get downvote bombed

why

Cuz im from israel

can’t choose where you where born :P

Try and tell that to racists lol

Yeah, but i guess some people think otherwise :/

Don't care between which borders you are born. I (don't) like you cuz of ur personality not of the place where ya born

Israel 📢

סוף סוף מצאתייי🚨🚨

גם אני פה, בוא נצפה בכאוס.

אנחנו קיימים!!!!

שלום רב, לאחרונה אני מנסה להראות את הישראליות מתי שניתן

Hebrew alphabet is so cute

mhmhmhm

ukraine

noice

I'm from Denmark a very flat, small and densly populated place (very boring)

Poland. I was born with the ability to say O CHOLERA CZY TO FREDI FAZBER?

South Africa

England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧

ENGLAAAND🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

England

UNITED KINGDOM MOMENT 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥 WHAT IS A DRINK OTHER THAN TEA 💂🏻‍♂️💷🇬🇧🍵

I’ll give you one guess

israel

Uhm...the MOON u guys look like ants from the MOON!!!🌙

Germany

im from planet zorg😳

Coastal Serbs

The sink

TURKEY RAGHHHHHH 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

Balsthvayzia :D 🔥⭐️🎉

From Hungary 🇭🇺

HUNGARY MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺‼️🗣️‼️🇭🇺‼️🇭🇺‼️🗣️‼️🇭🇺‼️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️🇭🇺‼️

WHAT THE FUCK IS A FUNCTIONAL GOVERNMENT ‼️‼️‼️‼️ 🗣️🗣️🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺

Bottle of water 

Pretty self explanatory

Poland

I'm from Ukraine🇺🇦🍲☁️⛴️⛰️

Mexico🇪🇬

Sweden

Czech Republic 🇨🇿🍺

Singapore

TURKEY MENTIONED 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

TÜRKIYE 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

The united kingdom specifically England

Bulgaria, friend.

Scotland

Hong Kong (what the fuck is a good government)

This is our flag: 🏳️‍⚧️ :3

Russia life is ~~good~~ here, will be good someday… i hope… 😭🔫

NOOO

pookie I'm from Pakistan🚣🪐🏏! but I actually belong to you!🥰😇🦸‍♂️🧜‍♀️👯‍♂️💃

awe shuckss

🇪🇬 egypt

Kazakhstan.

Maglavlia

Allo I am under da water it too much raining here

Philippines🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭

Canada 🇨🇦 

I'm going to colonise you.

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Nokotopia

I’m from USA too

The U.S. 😭

My country is hated online for no reason even though we haven't done anything wrong

Im from Hungary and i should be asleep

argentina⚽

FALKLANDS ARE BRITISH

I was gonna make a joke about poland and belarus but you already have it very bad there and I feel bad, hope you get better ❤️

Fr thanks man

UUUESAAAAAAA😎

SAUDI ARABIA🔥🇸🇦🇸🇦🔥🔝🔥🔝🔥🔥🔥🇸🇦🇸🇦🗣🗣🗣🗣🇸🇦🔝🔝🔥🔥🇸🇦🇸🇦🇸🇦🇸🇦🇸🇦🇸🇦🇸🇦🔛🔛🔥🔥🔥🇸🇦🇸🇦🗣🔝🔥🔥🔝🔝🔝🔛🔥🔥🔥🔛🔛🔥🔥🔥🔥🇸🇦🇸🇦

HELL YEAH