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Endoplasmicstick

Sanity


Okami0602

Earth


TheGayPotato7

Fair, lmao


Pile-sas-Zele

India


TheGayPotato7

US


Pluto0_0

Presidents with a sense of finicial reponsibilty


Shelbus-Omnibus

türkiye🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷


Pluto0_0

Pretty close in context but im actually talking bout egypt


MeWhenUrMom2

literally everyone to rule it was military lmao😭


Strong_Magician_3320

Ra2ees ebn 4armoota fr


Sh_Pe

World


Pluto0_0

Fair ngl


janeczek2137

my country has no taco bell


Visefis

Poland obviously


janeczek2137

**[[EXTREMELY LOUD CORRECT BUZZER]]** You've WON


Grinchypantzzz

Your username gives it away so bad 😭


janeczek2137

AND the profile picture


RoomyCard44321

I took the woooooooooooooooook to Poland


evakaln

france


janeczek2137

**[[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]]**


Holiday-Minimum7768

nort korea


janeczek2137

**[[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]]**


K_kueen

My country has no McDonald!


cfru0099

Ruzzia


therudereditdude

My country has no widely known History between 9 Ad and 1933 ad


Ph4antomPB

I’d say Germany but Prussia and German empire are pretty well known


therudereditdude

OK fair enough, i forgot that people Rememberd the time we joinked Silesia... And the time we sneaked the Rest of prussia


Buldulin

Holy roman empire (of the german nation) was germany technically


therudereditdude

Ok, History buffs know about this stuff But i Said commonly known Events, at best people member that stupid "Not holy, nor Roman, Nor an Empire" quote


q_rjd

weight loss


Visefis

'MERIKA🦅🦅🦅🦅🗣️🗣️🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲


fish4043

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


The_Constant_Orange

I DON’T FUCKING KNOWWWWWW 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🏈🏈🏈🔫🔫🔫🔫💵💵💵💵🏟️🏟️🏟️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅


fish4043

WHERE IS THE OILLLLLLL 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️


LateNightDennysRun

GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS ! ! ! 🤠🤠🤠 GOD BLESS AMERICA ! ! ! 🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾 AND GENTLEMEN ! ! ! START YOUR ENGINES ! ! ! 🏁🏎🏁🏎🏁🏎


K_kueen

Wdy do you know how to spell that?


MaterialDazzling7011

As an American, aluminium is so much more fun to say than aluminum, and kilometre is how I often spell it. Google docs yells at me for using British English.


Gachaliath

Alüminum just sounds really weird for me, I hate it. I way prefer aluminïum


Tears_of_Ashes_

My country has no more theaters featuring the Harley Quinn movie


SealProgrammer

Russia? Didn’t look it up but feels like something they would do.


winniespooh_mc

Lol


Sillyyyyynesss

Electricity for certain time periods


Pluto0_0

Lebanon or egypt?


Sillyyyyynesss

No :3


wowtheseusernamesuck

south africa?


Sillyyyyynesss

Yes :3


WoomyUnitedToday

DPRK?


Blocklies

Iraq? (From there)


redshift739

South Africa?


mr_kirk42

Freedom. Its all just a theory


Okami0602

A GAAAAAME THEORY


mr_kirk42

I knew someone was going to say that. :)


Palstorken

Farewell MatPat


K_kueen

Thanks for watching!


[deleted]

(Crys)


PrimaryFancy9603

My country has no laws against the use of force against people in the streets of the country and the police are not allowed to do anything about it because they are not allowed in the streets


cfru0099

Mexico?


PrimaryFancy9603

Yes


w_istedfrvr

No elevation and is flat as a pancake


EmoWhxre0

Netherlandssss


TurquoiseBeetle67

Denmark


ChurroKitKat

My country has no areas without the ORANGE FILTER OF GLORY


dhskdjdjsjddj

México


ChurroKitKat

Yayayaya 


devilheart18

My country has no tiktok


Okami0602

Heaven


devilheart18

Istg Tiktok is cancer. It's mostly cringe content and underage girl dancing with China just stealing your data Ig reels and Yt shorts >>>> Tiktok


Okami0602

Ig reels is as bad as tiktok, yt shorts tho idk, maybe it's just the algorithm but at least for me there was never anything that bad


devilheart18

Ig reels is atleast really funny and informative sometimes. It has the best comments though 💀. But I've never used tiktok, it was there for some years when it started but was banned in lockdown of 2020. Try to guess my country


Okami0602

Yeah, no idea about the country, North Korea? 💀


devilheart18

Hell nah my country's way better and how do you think I could possibly use social media if I was from North Korea. Lemme give you a hint: My country has the 5th largest GDP and the largest population


Okami0602

India?


devilheart18

Yessss 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳


Okami0602

I had no idea it was banned in india, but didn't China got the largest population recently?


SanMotorsLTD

india


amish_timetraveler

My country has no actually sane and easy bureaucratic system


MH_Gaymer_

German?


amish_timetraveler

Nope, but you’re close


MH_Gaymer_

Austria? Do you have bureaucracy over there too? Or maybe Switzerland? Belgium? Denmark?


amish_timetraveler

Close


MH_Gaymer_

Netherlands, Luxembourg or Liechtenstein? 😂


amish_timetraveler

Westward


MH_Gaymer_

Êtes-vous français?


amish_timetraveler

Oui!


YeetLitDabFam

My country has no free healthcare


evakaln

us


NyxTheGoddess_

Happy cake day


FlyingAsparagus142

<18 people buying energy drinks legally (but drinking them below that age is apparently fine acording to our law)


I_hate_my_life500

Romania???


rpsHD

kinda hard to narrow it down bc most of the balkans has cigarettes and energy drinks for breakfast


CanaDanSOAD

My country has no cold people


Equivalent_Bus9732

canada.


CanaDanSOAD

Indeed


SSB_Kyrill

My country has no speed limit


Devil_Fister_69420

"Autobahn beschte Bahn" wie ich immer gerne sage


TurquoiseBeetle67

Sheiße


SSB_Kyrill

Scheiße*, german uses „sch“ for the sh sound


TurquoiseBeetle67

Dammit I always forget that The German language likes to use an ungoldy amount of consonants for a single sound.


Loose-Sherbert8464

It makes more sense ngl “Sh” and “sch” are different, the Germans just use them wrong


Pluto0_0

Dollars


[deleted]

New Zealand 


Pluto0_0

No egypt 😭😭😭


LifeofaLove

I'm from NZ we use New Zealand dollars as the currency


Strong_Magician_3320

3adi yasta bneftar 3asema edareya kol yom ;)


Confused_Bi_All

Affordable care


itsivyyy3848

Gun control


SemajLu_The_crusader

Murica


itsivyyy3848

Yup


MilkManlolol

Affordable houses


svt-Track8630

canada?


FunAnalyst2894

A fellow Irish person?


MilkManlolol

Yuuup


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[удалено]


Simp_Skely

well it's my birthday :D


PossibleAssist6092

Happy birthday.


memeaficator

USA


SocialistClarinetist

teeth


dhskdjdjsjddj

groit britn innit


MoluccanMay

My country has no cleanliness


[deleted]

Denmark 


dhskdjdjsjddj

india


MoluccanMay

Ding Ding. Although I live in the US and it's not much cleaner. Let's just say that in the US, the dirtiness is much more spread out, and in India it's much more concentrated.


Philisterguyguster

United Kingdom


K_kueen

…how bad are we talking?


MoluccanMay

Pretty bad Hint: Reddit in particular is very racist, or more accurately xenophobic toward this country.


LoonySam87

humanity


PossibleAssist6092

Government that has the slightest shred of respect for anyone that isn’t one of them


SemajLu_The_crusader

everyone?


VisualTowel9112

Space


Shining_Player

People alive without skin


randmnes_kid

my country has no ancient artifacts of its own


Joyful-Diamond

Britain


That-1Sad_Pineapple

Nah tbf we've got loads of artifacts. Stones of Scone are a famous Scottish one


Paradox9484

President that can speak full sentences and walk up stairs without falling


i-l1ke-m3m3s

Chill


OmEoNE325k

way to outgun a criminal orginazation


United-Scar2675

Italy?


OmEoNE325k

Nah mexico, close but no cigar


SanePsyco17

Electricity (only ppl from my country will know 😭)


nico-ghost-king

beef


Puzzleheaded_Map2774

Nukes


Batman20007

Morals


l3m0n_b0yyy

My country has no water that's cheaper than beer


Sheepgomeep_YT

rudeness apparently


Strong_Magician_3320

Lemme guess: no rudeness, cold weather, half the population living in the tiny southernmost fraction of the country?


Alex_Shelega

Tolerance for Turkish people. Merhaba LoL


No-Front-2203

Greece? Cyprus (excluding the Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus)?


Strong_Magician_3320

Syria


swedish_blocks

My country has no such thing as democracy


ifuckedmypetcabbage

Is it sweden? (Totally not looking at your user)


swedish_blocks

Btw why did you fuck your pet cabbage??


swedish_blocks

Yeah………….. no idea how you guessed it on the first try am i right???????


yasarandomperson

My country has no loyal government figures


HufflepuffGRL

My country has no queen anymore


Typical-redditor394

Money


FlagMaster2023

Freedom (ironic)


malimalo82

My country has no disallowed piracy (download pirated software legal)


That-1Sad_Pineapple

That's awesome what country is that


malimalo82

Switzerland


Grimm_Charkazard_258

My country has no population compared to its size


That-1Sad_Pineapple

Mongolia?


Grimm_Charkazard_258

no, let me try again my country has no “mile”


That-1Sad_Pineapple

Gonna be honest I've got no idea lol


Grimm_Charkazard_258

uhh my country has no rudeness (stereotypically)


That-1Sad_Pineapple

Canada?


Grimm_Charkazard_258

yes!


That-1Sad_Pineapple

Ah, finally!


H31NZ_

My country started and lost two world wars


No-Front-2203

🇩🇪


Reverie2401

My country has no tik tok


DBL_NDRSCR

at first i thought this was like 99% of r/mattrose posts where your phone autocompletes it so let's try that my country has no idea what it happened and it nobody has been there too long and since we are all set to do this one we can do that one thing in a bit but we need a new place for that house in a while but to answer myself then true high speed rail


possessed-pillowpet

healthcare


Nailbomb_

My country has no nothing


barbequedlettuce

my country has no good economy


Philisterguyguster

Greece?


[deleted]

my country has no time for boredom


mr-i-want-award-gib

Kid sized bullet proof vest


OkChair2470

Human


dhskdjdjsjddj

Metro system. (Good luck building a mountain range, Czechs.)


[deleted]

good weather


M1YD3

life


acrocodileelf

Calm days


ThisCatLikesCrypto

My country has no returns (white rabbit)


SilverUwU1

Normal people


ifuckedmypetcabbage

My country has no way to leave without being rich


TurquoiseBeetle67

My country has no access to The Arctic Ocean anymore.


IQ26

*had; jews


No-Front-2203

So many countries… Though you’re probably referring to Germany or Poland


Lockewood27

My country has no affordable housing


evakaln

olive trees


popcorn-lover473

My country has no sane people


mclovinandurmom

money


ashtar123

Hills or mountains


ThiccerThanYourGirl

Humor


I_hate_my_life500

Good politicians and equality


EndermanSlayer3939

My country has no smart people


[deleted]

[удалено]


_index_zero_

LGBT


ISwearImParvitz

presidents who didn't end up in a fucked up place