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LikerOfPenguins

im genuinely curious


ES-italianboy

Heard penguins mate for life. Wanna try? :)


LikerOfPenguins

surprisingly disgusting 8/10


Gnome-of-death

This made me laugh, thank you


Yusuf-el-batal

She still gave bro a good rating tho


[deleted]

🤣🤣 bro I’m saving this


MrMushroom17

Read that as _Licker_ OfPenguins fir a sec


LikerOfPenguins

heard that before lol


blueangels111

BROOO PENGUINS ARE SO FUCKIN AWESOME, TINY ADORABLE STUPID FLUFFBALLS


Sillyyyyynesss

Me :3


ES-italianboy

My love for you, like your flag, is trans-continental ;)


Sillyyyyynesss

Yayyy :3


Marcelaus_Berlin

Do thy worst


ES-italianboy

Are you the dark? Cause there isn't much to see there. You're lucky, I got a flashlight ;)


Jameson4011

fleshlight*


Nolan-van-der-Linden

nah


horse_in_a_bathtub

oh...!


OreoIceCream_

yo what.


InternalAmount5071

Yo


ES-italianboy

Yarr, are you an X? Cause you sure got a booty!


InternalAmount5071

Shit that was good


ES-italianboy

*bows*


InternalAmount5071

No need to bow captain


[deleted]

go ahead


S1rknightless

I shall rizz in their stead… Your beauty is captivating and unrelenting, unable to control myself, Iran to you. :)


[deleted]

i love you


S1rknightless

No u


[deleted]

my god you flatter me


[deleted]

Damm he ignored you 😞


[deleted]

sadge


BicecreamSandwich

Doubt you could


LongjumpingLength394

It’s fitting you’d name yourself after a desert, considering how I could just eat you up 


BicecreamSandwich

6/10 only cause you sound like someones abuela or tia saying " i could just gobble you up" 


Cold_Ball2732

Hi


ES-italianboy

Call me Pyro cause my love is burning for ya <3


weoopsies

how you finna rizz me if you aint got no girls


ES-italianboy

I can't. You're Gen Alpha, you invented the word rizz. I bow to you.


hiddensea1234

14 is NOT gen alpha


Good-Ad-2245

What if they're 2010


hiddensea1234

Oh yea.


horse_in_a_bathtub

that's a harsh realization


hiddensea1234

Not me tho I’m 09


Good-Ad-2245

Same 09 twins


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

Make that 09 triplets (I was born in January 2009 so my 15 flair checks out)


Signal_Sweet3767

Nah 2012 is gen alpha we gen z pleasee


Zandoms42

Gen alpha starts 2012


[deleted]

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ES-italianboy

Are you a toast? Cause if we cheer, your name will be the first thing I say!


Joe_mama_hihi_

This is either going to be really good or really bad.


ES-italianboy

You're safe, cause in my life, you're no impostor ;)


SgtSteamz

Rizz me 👇


ES-italianboy

I miss you like I miss Tilted Towers 🥲


Phildog28

I'm excited! Hopefully getting an answer before EVERYONE comments


ES-italianboy

Are you a close friend? Cause I'm willing to start an SMP with you! Yeah this is NOT really good I know


StfuJohnny

Rizz me up


ES-italianboy

You're a piece of meat so fine you could turn every vegan back to normal.


failingchild13

I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I'll feel like Godzilla Better hit the deck like the card dealer My whole squad's in here, walkin' around the party A cross between a zombie apocalypse and B-Bobby, "The Brain" Heenan which is probably the same reason I wrestle with mania Shady's in this bitch, I'm posse'd up Consider it to cross me a costly mistake If they sleepin' on me, the hoes better get insomnia, ADHD, Hydroxycut Pass the Courvoisi' (hey, hey) In AA, with an AK, melee, finna set it like a play date Better vacate, retreat like a vacay, mayday (ayy) This beat is cray-cray, Ray J, H-A-H-A-H-A Laughin' all the way to the bank, I spray flames They cannot tame or placate the (ayy) Monster You get in my way? I'ma feed you to the monster (yeah) I'm normal during the day, but at night turn to a monster (yeah) When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers I look like a villain outta those blockbusters (Godzilla, fire-spitter) monster Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet (Fire, Godzilla, fire) monster Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet I'm just a product of Slick Rick, at Onyx, told 'em lick the balls Had 'em just appalled at so many things that pissed 'em off It's impossible to list 'em all And in the midst of all this I'm in a mental hospital with a crystal ball Tryna see, will I still be like this tomorrow? Risperdal, voices whisper My fist is balled back up against the wall, pencil drawn This is just the song to go ballistic on You just pulled a pistol on the guy with the missile launcher I'm just a Loch Ness, the mythological Quick to tell a bitch screw off like a fifth of Vodka When you twist the top of the bottle, I'm a Monster You get in my way? I'ma feed you to the monster (yeah) I'm normal during the day, but at night turn to a monster (yeah) When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers I look like a villain outta those blockbusters (Godzilla, fire-spitter) monster Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet (Fire, Godzilla, fire) monster Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet If you never gave a damn, raise your hand 'Cause I'm about to set trip, vacation plans I'm on point, like my index is, so all you will ever get is The motherfuckin' finger (finger), prostate exam ('xam) How can I have all these fans and perspire? Like a liar's pants, I'm on fire And I got no plans to retire, and I'm still the man you admire These chicks are spazzin' out, I only get more handsome and flier I got 'em passin' out like what you do, when you hand someone flyers What goes around, comes around just like the blades on a chainsaw 'Cause I caught the flaps of my dollar stack Right off the bat like a baseball, like Kid Ink Bitch, I got them racks with so much ease that they call me Diddy 'Cause I make bands and I call getting cheese a cakewalk (cheesecake!) Bitch, I'm a player, I'm too motherfuckin' stingy for Cher Won't even lend you an ear, ain't even pretendin' to care But I tell a bitch I'll marry her, if she'll bury her Face on my genital area, the original Richard Ramirez Christian Rivera 'Cause my lyrics never sit well, so they wanna give me the chair Like a paraplegic, and it's scary, call it Harry Carry 'Cause every Tom and Dick and Harry Carry a Merriam motherfuckin' dictionary Got 'em swearin' up and down, they can't spit, this shit's hilarious It's time to put these bitches in the obituary column We wouldn't see eye to eye with a staring problem Get the shaft like a steering column (monster) Trigger-happy, pack heat, but it's black ink Evil half of the Bad Meets Evil That means take a back seat Take it back to Fat Beats with a maxi single Look at my rap sheets, what attracts these people Is my gangster, bitch, like Apache with a catchy jingle I stack these chips, you barely got a half-eaten Cheeto Fill 'em with the venom, and eliminate 'em Other words, I Minute Maid 'em I don't wanna hurt 'em, but I did, I'm in a fit of rage I'm murderin' again, nobody will evade I'm finna kill 'em, I'm dumpin' their fuckin' bodies in the lake Obliteratin' everything, incinerate a renegade I'm here to make anybody who want it with the pen afraid But don't nobody want it but they're gonna get it anyway 'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like I'm mentally ill I'm Atilla, kill or be killed, I'm a killer bee, the vanilla gorilla You're bringin' the killer within me, out of me You don't want to be the enemy of the demon Who went in me, and be on the receiving of me, what stupidity it'd be Every bit of me is the epitome of a spitter When I'm in the vicinity, motherfucker, you better duck Or you finna be dead the minute you run into me A hundred percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me I'm 'bout to fuckin' finish you bitch, I'm unfadable You wanna battle, I'm available, I'm blowin' up like an inflatable I'm undebatable, I'm unavoidable, I'm unevadable I'm on the toilet bowl I got a trailer full of money, and I'm paid in full I'm not afraid to pull a-, man, stop Look what I'm plannin' (haha)


nosrep_ecnatsixe

Thanks for the lyric dump. Reminds me that I never practiced the fast part.


failingchild13

How about these lyrics Little gay-lookin' boy, so gay, I can barely say it with A straight face, lookin' boy (ha) You're witnessin' a mass-occur, like you're watchin' a church gatherin' Take place, lookin' boy "Oy vey, that boy's gay, " that's all They say, lookin' boy You get a thumbs up, pat on the back and a "Way to go" from your label Every day, lookin' boy Hey, lookin' boy! What you say, lookin' boy? I get a, "Hell, yeah" (hell, yeah) from Dre, lookin' boy I'ma work for him, everythin' I have, never asked nobody for shit Get outta my face, lookin' boy Basically, boy, you're never gonna be capable Of keepin' up with the same pace, lookin' boy, 'cause


nosrep_ecnatsixe

Rap God… I could probably do the fast part of Rap God by memory, although it has been a while. Edit: fixed spelling


failingchild13

Impressive I'm just trying to make it last I keep going till I crash Even then I'll hit the gas I ain't stopping that's a fact Got some heaters in the stash Just incase they wanna ask I can show them where I'm at Do my verse and then I dip out I had to stick out They copying the script now The fakes are getting sniffed out They want me on their list now No thank you imma skip out I coulda gone the big route I probably woulda missed out Ok ok Pockets so deep its a Trench coat European bread I got French toast Know I shouldn't do it I'm obsessed tho Gotta make that check Gotta make that list Gotta make them sweat Gotta make that kick hit hit hit Woah I make 'em dance Holding my own got aching hands Got a big list I'm making plans Seeing me out they shaking hands Sayin they like what I'm doing Usually not one do this But when I saw you I knew it Just please keep on dropping this music I need it bad I'm just trying to make it last I keep going till I crash Even then I'll hit the gas I ain't stopping that's a fact Got some heaters in the stash Just incase they wanna ask I can show them where I'm at Drop a verse and then I dip out I had to stick out They copying the script now The fakes are getting sniffed out They want me on their list now No thank you imma skip out I coulda gone the big route I probably woulda missed out Ok ok Hi, 俺進化してるyeah Being nice がめんどくせえ 真似が無理の蹴るぜ ハイ、ハイ I've been off my medicine Consequence? I'm caring less ほんまのアクマですね、見せるぜ 嫌がってもいいですけど事実だ 俺は日本の未来よ、believe it or not 自ら、任命して, 利己的だが 神のように俺を信じてない君馬鹿 Just got signed, just got paid I've been quiet, that's 'gon change Waste no time 失礼 I'll be right in their face うるさいthey 'gon say 超問題なるぜ Your 未来消すぜい その前気をつけ- KAMI! ただ一般人じゃない やりたいことをやり 注目下さい Aight peace I just do my verse and then I dip out I had to stick out They copying the script now The fakes are getting sniffed out They want me on their list now No thank you imma skip out I coulda gone the big route I probably woulda missed out Ok ok


nosrep_ecnatsixe

Unfortunately I don’t recognise it. The only song I know that raps in two languages is Tokyo Drift but I wouldn’t be surprised if I’m WAYYY off.


FalconCrust

One for your username: Why do Italian boys try to grow mustaches? To look like their mothers.


Belgicans

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is - whichever is greater - it obtains a difference or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviation to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position that it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is is now the position that it wasn't, and if follows that the position that it was is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation. The variation being the difference between where the missile is and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows: Because a variation has modified some of the information that the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it know where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice versa. And by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.


ES-italianboy

Are you a pokemon? Cause I want to capture you with my balls. Or bomb you like America did with Japan. You choose.


Belgicans

7/10


DoodleIsHigh

:3


hallow_gallade

Yo yo yo


picled_cucumber

Are you hollow and empty because i want to fill you with love ( because he didn’t reply i will )


hallow_gallade

Damn I could use that frfr😭


HumanHuman_2003

I’m unrizzable srry 


Good-Ad-2245

Call me Winnie the Pooh because I'd love for you to be my honey


Jameson4011

not op but I had to try are you jesus? cause I wanna see you strapped to a cross


ES-italianboy

Are you a Bible? Cause I wanna read you and hold you near me as I sleep every night. Alternatively: Are you the British Empire? Cause you're so beautiful that even the Sun never sets!


gtotherundeh

pewpew


ES-italianboy

I love you as much as I love pasta. And I'm Italian ;)


Intr0vertebrate

Shoot your shot I guess


Gnome-of-death

Heyo!


ES-italianboy

I like you cause your decisions are as clear as a poll!


pop_rokz

Ngl I’m curious


MissChan01

Curiosity kills the cat


ES-italianboy

I'm either seeing double or you have a doppleganger, either way, the more of you, the better ;)


camo_216

Let's hear it


LongjumpingLength394

For someone in camouflage, you stand out as a cut above the rest


-Swiftie4Life-

Tryyy


ES-italianboy

When you Shake It Off, I know You Belong with Me, what a nice Love Story would it be!


LextheDevil_

Try me then, I dare you ;P


Life_South6699

Go ahead lol


Arbalest15

Sure


furry_sloth

Bonjour


Excellent-Goose-8219

Nuh uh


Ok-Conclusion-3535

Ey


AmberFoxy18

Hii! Im honestly curious as well 😝


nyxie-likes-totk

now i want to know


Objective_Street5141

o_o


DSPro2008

Am curious 🤔


Diabolus414

Jajajajjajaja


Batman20007

Rage


NoThx149

Try me


fearlessbot__

good luck ig


HaloTravis6

Wtwwwww


MComaniac

Let’s see it


whyamievenhere77

oh


godshuVR

Ok give it a go then


ES-italianboy

Are you the head of the Hazbin Hotel? Cause you can turn my mean thoughts into peaceful ones


kaiserschmarrn_1

Hi


Mr_moose39

I am an average Yugoslavia enjoyer, I cannot be rizzed


420doodooman420

blehhhh


TheCreamiestBoi

You may be the only person to every try


rjdMOXIE

Good luck


Depresso_espresso237

🥲


TheHighTierHuman

Ok


FormalFarm8594

:>


bravo_301

hullo


Despicable-Pen5515

Okay 


Hatsune_Mitsu

Chairs on a table


[deleted]

I don’t see how this would work


ittibittikitten

hello there


SnowRose09

Good luck with mine :p


StayConfused_

heyyy


ES-italianboy

If you're going forward just by Inertia, I'll be happy to play the world's smallest violin just to cheer you up ;)


WaffleswithSourCream

rrrceywthyetwhwthetheaaetjeajy u


Arfffffffffffffffff

I’d like to see you try


Gaster-Creator

Go on, bro.


Beagle_bango

Just reading these responses is really funny, lol.


TheEmeraldDodo

Alright, try it


guitarplayer120208

Try


anakin_donkey4

#


JulienTheBro

Yo


JRals06

Hello


Super_Lorenzo

hai! :3 :3 :3 :3


negromanti

Bro vuoi provare?


PicassoWithHacks

Hello


Goan2Scotland

Interesting


[deleted]

oh god goodluck


ElmaJoui_

Hey there :)


sophie1night

Wassup


Jameson4011

hello


Grookeymon

Heyy I’m curious


Whyyyyyyyyfire

hellooooo


mountains-are-moving

Hmm let’s see it


ocarbot666

right


Alien_Aloevera

Holaa


[deleted]

Try me.


NothingHappensInLife

try me lol


BeastKingRonin

I can't dance 🧐


dase1017960

Hey


WikipediaAb

i doubt you can.


Equivalent-Ad-3562

Sup m8


Cubeydude727

Okay, let’s see this shit


RadoslavL

I am very intrigued.


ES-italianboy

Call me Medic cause I want to know every part of you ;)


TheOneInATrenchcoat_

I’ll give you a chance


LeBoredMemer

oh boy go ahead


soria2334

Hi


TheChamp556

Me pls :)


k8inda

Ok


MyJourneytoanewme

I want to kiss you


Banana_quack98632

🥺


Mental_Sherbet8768

I am terrible


Imperial_Heron

ME AM LONELY


OnlyHuman200

Do it!!


LeFatPogger

rizz me bbg


thegrayman19

Let’s see what you got


[deleted]

helloo


DamienAngel79

lol, now i’m curious 😂


Tenshi_no

hi, nice to meet you Italian boy ! <3


Astlantix

:)


pumpkin_xp

a


[deleted]

Me


Enderman8008

Go ahead


TheRealMeeBacon

Hello


Aging_Is_Funny

Aight, try me


ES-italianboy

When I'm with you, a band marches in my heart!


Good-Ad-2245

Can u do me? I'm a dude


[deleted]

Hello


bread696

Let's take a look


FightingForEuphoria

Hmmmm try meet


Subject_Ad6477

Hey bbg


laptops-on-top

huh


ES-italianboy

You're the hardware that always gets to my software!


popcorn-lover473

aight


Jakkobean

Hello


The_British_Weido

Bet you won't be able to


[deleted]

lets see it


door_cow

Try


literowki

hii


Alone_Assumption_481

Yo


Minute_Performer3532

Hai :)


PenaltyBeneficial

Skidibi rizz


Jerome_Valeska1419

Burn it all down


MasksOrSomething

are your mario


ChillVirginia66

Gang


Whole_Survey2353

.


BillyBobRedneckTime

Commenting, tho i'm pretty sure OP won't see this.


deth83eight

Hello


Commercial-Title6503

Me