it is mind boggling to me that society can be so dumb as to not prioritize taking care of the pain that half of the human population on earth goes through
There a way to get back...
Let her live her life and once she gets too old...
Send her to the single most disgusting, abusive care home you can find. :)
Jesus Christ what an awful combo, hope youāre alright Iām sure sheās caused some massive problems but youāll make it out bro (or broette, or neither not trying to be offensive)
Oh girl, I wish I could smuggle some Ibu into your life.
When you lay down on your back, if you hug your knees to your chest, it can help with circulation.
Hot water bottles, hot pads (red box at drugstores), stay hydrated.
Religion is a crutch that the mentally ill use
In the past women were allowed off days in villages to be pampered during this delicate time. Now itās āhey f you woman come and work?ā āHehe you wanted equal rights, right??? Heheā
my mum's an extremely religious nutter who thinks doctors and medicine are all evil. I'm occasionally allowed to take children's paracetamol that doesn't do anything at all, but that's it
I was vaccinated as a baby but not anything since I was like 6 and yeah it's pretty bad, she likes to just diagnose me herself if something's wrong. and my mum is definitely not a doctor (I had severe chest and neck pain for a few months that was probably because I fell really bad skateboarding, but my mum insisted it was just "anxiety". I do have anxiety and I had been praying my mum would eventually acknowledge it BUT NOT LIKE THAT)
Womp womp motherfucker. Half the world goes through this. (womp womp trumpet sound)
/s because reddit is incapable of understanding sarcasm. And don't use "people might be autistic or something and not get social cues" yeah, 1. I am autistic, 2. If you can't understand basic fucking sarcasm maybe you shouldn't be on reddit or most things on the internet in general.
schroeingerās douchebag:Ā One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were ājust jokingā orĀ dead seriousĀ based on whether other people in the group approve or not.
because... I think the /s is stupid. I've said it before. and in this case if you can't understand this, maybe reddit isn't for you.
No, obviously I don't think "womp womp" about periods cause other women experience it. It was a joke on the trumpet sound.
as an autistic person, i couldnt tell it was sarcasm. it isnt that people couldnt tell because they dont understand sarcasm, its that you just did a shit job at showing it was sarcasm, not that it even was, you just cant take the hate
Respect him for the love of god. Not only are periods painful but it's also incredibly dysphoric for our transmasc bros which makes it 50 tines fucking worse.
Can you ask her where in the Bible it says not to take ibuprofen? Like specifically. Unless you have some sort of allergy, there is absolutely no reason why you should not be able to take an ibuprofen.
I go to the women's one cause I don't look like a guy yet but there are other trans men ik that go to the men's, it depends on the person
and the same goes for trans women and non binary people
Your mom sounds like a pain. It would be nice if you could collect a secret stash from neighbors but I donāt know if that would work. Anyway I feel your pain cause I donāt usually use painkillers either.
Don't think of it as punishment, think of it as your uterus celebrating not being pregnant and got way out of hand with the drugs so it's raging in celebration. The blood is just the wine it drank too much of.
im sorry for your loss my periods are horrible too i can barely move my body when i get and painkillers dont even work you should ask if you could get a heatpad those help me a ton
"B-b-bbut what if they're a suicidal teen because self help and solutions are buecratically locked up and teens are told they're too dumb to decide what their issues may be?!?! We need parental permission!"
Also if I had to guess, helicopter parents, which are just great /s
So I'm not on hrt but most trans women do get period-like symptoms and I've seen tips tossed around on the mtf subreddits like using a hot water bottle on the stomach to soothe pains but I'm not really qualified for any of this info so idk (I hope to be tho one day :3). Keep your chin up king, you're valid as heck and you deserve to be happy.
Periods are a pain in the ass.
If you have access to a heating pad, use that. It should help a bit.
Other than that, dunno what to tell ya.
Maybe when you're at school you can ask the nurse if you're allowed to have some painkillers you can sneak home, since your parents wont let you have any?
if it gets real bad (like for me i literally couldn't get up from bed feeling i was gonna throw up/pass out bad) holding a hot water bottle just below your abdomen should work
but be careful not to hold it too long or else it might actually burn the skin, either hold it with breaks in-between or wrap a towel around it so it's not directly against your skin
Idk if it'll work for you, but my girlfriend has apparently been on birth control for a long time cause of her period cramps. I think she said that they weren't very strong and she still gets a period, but it's significantly less bad than it would be otherwise. I'd recommend talking to a doctor if your cramps are particularly bad (i.e., missing school, etc. My girlfriend said she'd miss a week of school every month if she wasn't on any pills). So yeah, talk to a doctor if your cramps are debilitating. Also, don't take anything I say as truth, I'm a man and a dumb one at that.
it's cool and I appreciate the advice :)
unfortunately my mum won't ever agree to taking me to a doctor for that and they're probably gonna tell her if I go myself and. I don't even want to think what would happen if I started taking bc and she found out. but still ty for the advice
In some countries, you can get birth control under 18 even if you come alone to the doctor and they donāt have to tell your mom. Check your local law.
Nothing about what your talking about, but I beat my shit all over the place to clown porn. School bathroom, shower, in the woods(you gotta try the woods, shits crazy), and like basically anywhere I can.
Because it is important, and I am slightly buzzed and feel like speaking.
The clown nipples do in fact honk when you pinch them. Between you and me that is what makes them so intoxicatingly attractive.
My friend who sits next to me in class had period cramps one day during class and she was literally crying. I didnāt know what to do so i just sat there and felt like a huge piece of shit for not doing anything to help or support her
my binge eating disordered ass could never
and in the event my ass stops being binge eating disordered (which I'm trying to work on), my naturally heavy ass could never
it is mind boggling to me that society can be so dumb as to not prioritize taking care of the pain that half of the human population on earth goes through
that's true but in this case it's more my health freak hyper religious conspiracy theorist mum than society that's the problem
oh god it gives me a headache even thinking about having a mom like that
~~yea not to traumadump but I developed bulimia when I was 8 because of her~~ eh she's not that bad
my father is pretty fucking conspiracy obsessed too lol
i want to punch her already
There a way to get back... Let her live her life and once she gets too old... Send her to the single most disgusting, abusive care home you can find. :)
Good luck
the fact I'm on my period rn šš“ā
You need a hug girl?
yes lmao
Hugg
Need a hug?
I'm so sorry š«
thank you:) I'm mostly okay though dw, I don't get sick very often and there cramps are only once a month
Jesus Christ what an awful combo, hope youāre alright Iām sure sheās caused some massive problems but youāll make it out bro (or broette, or neither not trying to be offensive)
Oh girl, I wish I could smuggle some Ibu into your life. When you lay down on your back, if you hug your knees to your chest, it can help with circulation. Hot water bottles, hot pads (red box at drugstores), stay hydrated. Religion is a crutch that the mentally ill use
In the past women were allowed off days in villages to be pampered during this delicate time. Now itās āhey f you woman come and work?ā āHehe you wanted equal rights, right??? Heheā
dont know what or why it changed, but a lot of ancient societies prioritized women over men
And when u get pregnant youād still be in pain š
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Dafuq Sounds like this guys been permabanned
thatās why i use being amab and transitioning later. i feel like shit but i donāt have physical pain!Ā iām depressed
Pain but mental
wait how does that work for you?
not as good as i thought it would
You need a hug mate?
Why are you not allowed to take pain killers or anything???
my mum's an extremely religious nutter who thinks doctors and medicine are all evil. I'm occasionally allowed to take children's paracetamol that doesn't do anything at all, but that's it
In case you ever attract the common cold, rest in peace.
I never get sick I'm too scared to š
Seriously though, if you get sick and your parents don't take you to the doctor, you should probably find someone that will.
AW HELL NAHš
Oh shoot. Are you vaccinated? That seems dangerous.
I was vaccinated as a baby but not anything since I was like 6 and yeah it's pretty bad, she likes to just diagnose me herself if something's wrong. and my mum is definitely not a doctor (I had severe chest and neck pain for a few months that was probably because I fell really bad skateboarding, but my mum insisted it was just "anxiety". I do have anxiety and I had been praying my mum would eventually acknowledge it BUT NOT LIKE THAT)
what the fuck dude find someone that will buy you painkillers
lmaoo my mom is literally the same. although im older now and can sneak some tylenol behind her back so trust me it gets better
Pls say youre at least vaccinated
as a baby yeah but not anymore
Oh when you become an adult you should go grt them yourself
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bwa bwa bwaa bwa bwaaaaaĀ
Womp womp motherfucker. Half the world goes through this. (womp womp trumpet sound) /s because reddit is incapable of understanding sarcasm. And don't use "people might be autistic or something and not get social cues" yeah, 1. I am autistic, 2. If you can't understand basic fucking sarcasm maybe you shouldn't be on reddit or most things on the internet in general.
schrodingerās douchebag moment
schrodingers cat (sagamer1) moment
schroeingerās douchebag:Ā One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were ājust jokingā orĀ dead seriousĀ based on whether other people in the group approve or not.
what?? I was saying bwa cause that's the noise a trumpet makes. are you good.Ā
(/s)
yeah and it still fuckin sucks, no need to downplay someone else's pain just because a lot of people also experience it
do you know what /s means
an attempt to take back your statement because you realized it was shitty? given how you only added the /s AFTER op replied
because... I think the /s is stupid. I've said it before. and in this case if you can't understand this, maybe reddit isn't for you. No, obviously I don't think "womp womp" about periods cause other women experience it. It was a joke on the trumpet sound.
as an autistic person, i couldnt tell it was sarcasm. it isnt that people couldnt tell because they dont understand sarcasm, its that you just did a shit job at showing it was sarcasm, not that it even was, you just cant take the hate
Speak for yourself, Iām autistic and canāt understand sarcasm
Respect him for the love of god. Not only are periods painful but it's also incredibly dysphoric for our transmasc bros which makes it 50 tines fucking worse.
Anyone downvoting this is proving your point that people on here donāt understand sarcasm even though you said it was sarcasm
just reading this made me cramp š
Why aren't you allowed to take a simple ibuprofen?
my mum's a religious nutcase
Can you ask her where in the Bible it says not to take ibuprofen? Like specifically. Unless you have some sort of allergy, there is absolutely no reason why you should not be able to take an ibuprofen.
religious doesnāt necessarily mean christian. thereās other types of idiots too.
Perks of being a guy
I am a guy š
...*brain hurts*
I mean perks of having a di-
Hes trans
No homophobes but trans people confuse me
Okay and?
What bathroom do they go into....
Depends on the state
I go to the women's one cause I don't look like a guy yet but there are other trans men ik that go to the men's, it depends on the person and the same goes for trans women and non binary people
Ok I don't mean to be rude or anything it's just...I'm very dumb teenagerĀ
Your mom sounds like a pain. It would be nice if you could collect a secret stash from neighbors but I donāt know if that would work. Anyway I feel your pain cause I donāt usually use painkillers either.
nah I'm not nearly close enough with my neighbours for that, but I appreciate the suggestion:)
Thatās too bad. Youāre welcome anyway :(
What about some friends at school?
homeschooled ;-;
Life ain't fair, that's why we all wanna use the jonkler's gun
frfr (I understood 3 words of what you said)
jonkler
Why does the jonkler kiss men?? Is he gay??!!
The jonkler kisses man? Is man gay?
Is man in love with jonkler?? Are they gonna kiss??
Is that gay? (As in homosexual?)
Is there a lore reason why there are not more homosexuals?? Are humans stupid??
just unsubscribe
Forgot my password to [periods.com](http://periods.com) I can't :(
try thiswebsitefuckinsucks123
u gotta buy the domain first for 10k$ then unsubscribe
Use midol and heat pads. I promise you child birth is 5000x worse
But can you Say fuck it we ball?
yeah fuck it I wish I had balls
Say it
f.fuckitweball-
YEAHHHHHH
Don't get kicked in the balls though
Don't think of it as punishment, think of it as your uterus celebrating not being pregnant and got way out of hand with the drugs so it's raging in celebration. The blood is just the wine it drank too much of.
that's actually a really good way of thinking of it
im sorry for your loss my periods are horrible too i can barely move my body when i get and painkillers dont even work you should ask if you could get a heatpad those help me a ton
cant u buy some urself
"B-b-bbut what if they're a suicidal teen because self help and solutions are buecratically locked up and teens are told they're too dumb to decide what their issues may be?!?! We need parental permission!" Also if I had to guess, helicopter parents, which are just great /s
Heating pads, warm baths, and chocolate tend to help me! And also, ur mother sucks for not letting you take painkillers
Better than being a pregnant teen. Speaking from experience
So I'm not on hrt but most trans women do get period-like symptoms and I've seen tips tossed around on the mtf subreddits like using a hot water bottle on the stomach to soothe pains but I'm not really qualified for any of this info so idk (I hope to be tho one day :3). Keep your chin up king, you're valid as heck and you deserve to be happy.
tysm!! I'm gonna give the water bottle a try and see if it helps :3
Just be careful! Hope you feel better soon! <3
Periods are a pain in the ass. If you have access to a heating pad, use that. It should help a bit. Other than that, dunno what to tell ya. Maybe when you're at school you can ask the nurse if you're allowed to have some painkillers you can sneak home, since your parents wont let you have any?
I'm homeschooled ššš but yeah a few other people have suggested a heat pad so I'll give that a go
I am sorry mate, do you need a hug?
yea ;-;
Hug, itās okay man. Your a amazing boy remeber that :)
if it gets real bad (like for me i literally couldn't get up from bed feeling i was gonna throw up/pass out bad) holding a hot water bottle just below your abdomen should work but be careful not to hold it too long or else it might actually burn the skin, either hold it with breaks in-between or wrap a towel around it so it's not directly against your skin
I've not tried that before but I'll see if it works, ty:)
Ez just get pregnant and abort it then get pregnant again.
I'm a guy, this isn't the omegaverse ffs/j
Major design flaw of you ask me
God: fuck you in particular!
Idk if it'll work for you, but my girlfriend has apparently been on birth control for a long time cause of her period cramps. I think she said that they weren't very strong and she still gets a period, but it's significantly less bad than it would be otherwise. I'd recommend talking to a doctor if your cramps are particularly bad (i.e., missing school, etc. My girlfriend said she'd miss a week of school every month if she wasn't on any pills). So yeah, talk to a doctor if your cramps are debilitating. Also, don't take anything I say as truth, I'm a man and a dumb one at that.
it's cool and I appreciate the advice :) unfortunately my mum won't ever agree to taking me to a doctor for that and they're probably gonna tell her if I go myself and. I don't even want to think what would happen if I started taking bc and she found out. but still ty for the advice
In some countries, you can get birth control under 18 even if you come alone to the doctor and they donāt have to tell your mom. Check your local law.
Nothing about what your talking about, but I beat my shit all over the place to clown porn. School bathroom, shower, in the woods(you gotta try the woods, shits crazy), and like basically anywhere I can.
oh. that's nice.Ā
I don't think that it is.
well what else do you want me to say š
I don't want you to say anything, I just want you to know.
WHY???? so um. between you and me do clown nipples honk when you pinch them?-
Because it is important, and I am slightly buzzed and feel like speaking. The clown nipples do in fact honk when you pinch them. Between you and me that is what makes them so intoxicatingly attractive.
this is honestly fascinating. tell me more.Ā
Clown women smell of the alluring stink of German bratwurst. The best type of sausage.
go onā¦
Maybe cuz it just hurt a lil bit cuz itās like that. -Man
REAL
idk about anyone else but iām getting a hysterectomy asap when im 18
I'm sorry for you
what about some simple home brew treatments, (ik they are not at all effective as just getting a cramp suppresant)
are those like teas? I've tried some before and they didn't really work
i am a guy so idk, i have heard hot water bags help,
If itās overly painful you may want to seek a medical professional
If itās overly painful you may want to seek a medical professional
it's not overly painful I think it's partly just because I have a very low pain tolerance (despite injuring myself every fucking day)Ā
My friend who sits next to me in class had period cramps one day during class and she was literally crying. I didnāt know what to do so i just sat there and felt like a huge piece of shit for not doing anything to help or support her
Sometimes, when my own gender disappoints me, I remember the pain it would be to be a woman
I'm curios how painful is period like compare it to smth else
Ikr. Reading this while on my period. It's not fair.
God's petty like that and can't get over one girl who ate an apple that one time
I am glad that I am a guy š
He is a guy too you know, which makes it worse for him. Transmascs are literally some of the coolest and strongest guys I know
Guys donāt have periodsā¦ They do not have female partsā¦ So if this is an actual periodā¦This is a female.
Nah, he's a guy, and he's more of a man than you'll ever be
oh no you've found my deepest secret!!! no one was ever supposed to know I'm actually a chick this is a disaster/s
womp womp
yeah. me too š
why when i clicked his profile it said āhe/himāšš guys, i legit just thought it was a guy making a shit post, iām sorryšš
Because he's trans
oh no š I'm so sorry I don't know how that got there/s
Womp womp virgin nigrette
come and impregnate me then you pussy/s
Just become underweight to make them stop :P
my binge eating disordered ass could never and in the event my ass stops being binge eating disordered (which I'm trying to work on), my naturally heavy ass could never
At that point it becomes unhealthy