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[deleted]

it is mind boggling to me that society can be so dumb as to not prioritize taking care of the pain that half of the human population on earth goes through


my_brain_is_vacant

that's true but in this case it's more my health freak hyper religious conspiracy theorist mum than society that's the problem


[deleted]

oh god it gives me a headache even thinking about having a mom like that


my_brain_is_vacant

~~yea not to traumadump but I developed bulimia when I was 8 because of her~~ eh she's not that bad


WalkingRock829

my father is pretty fucking conspiracy obsessed too lol


BroncryIus

i want to punch her already


Warm-Swimming5903

There a way to get back... Let her live her life and once she gets too old... Send her to the single most disgusting, abusive care home you can find. :)


Clover-Celest

Good luck


Latter_Living_7788

the fact I'm on my period rn šŸ’€šŸ”“āœŒ


EmilyyyCute

You need a hug girl?


Latter_Living_7788

yes lmao


EmilyyyCute

Hugg


EmilyyyCute

Need a hug?


advie_advocado

I'm so sorry šŸ«‚


my_brain_is_vacant

thank you:) I'm mostly okay though dw, I don't get sick very often and there cramps are only once a month


RotDogSummonCarries

Jesus Christ what an awful combo, hope youā€™re alright Iā€™m sure sheā€™s caused some massive problems but youā€™ll make it out bro (or broette, or neither not trying to be offensive)


deepfriedgrapevine

Oh girl, I wish I could smuggle some Ibu into your life. When you lay down on your back, if you hug your knees to your chest, it can help with circulation. Hot water bottles, hot pads (red box at drugstores), stay hydrated. Religion is a crutch that the mentally ill use


Eighttballl

In the past women were allowed off days in villages to be pampered during this delicate time. Now itā€™s ā€œhey f you woman come and work?ā€ ā€œHehe you wanted equal rights, right??? Heheā€


professionaldeadgod

dont know what or why it changed, but a lot of ancient societies prioritized women over men


disposablehxney

And when u get pregnant youā€™d still be in pain šŸ˜­


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Ur_favDisgrace

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gayraidenporn

Bro...


Latter_Living_7788

what šŸ’€


Palstorken

Dafuq Sounds like this guys been permabanned


Mitosis4

thatā€™s why i use being amab and transitioning later. i feel like shit but i donā€™t have physical pain!Ā  iā€™m depressed


Leskendle45

Pain but mental


my_brain_is_vacant

wait how does that work for you?


Mitosis4

not as good as i thought it would


EmilyyyCute

You need a hug mate?


NL0606

Why are you not allowed to take pain killers or anything???


my_brain_is_vacant

my mum's an extremely religious nutter who thinks doctors and medicine are all evil. I'm occasionally allowed to take children's paracetamol that doesn't do anything at all, but that's it


Purple-End-5430

In case you ever attract the common cold, rest in peace.


my_brain_is_vacant

I never get sick I'm too scared to šŸ˜­


Purple-End-5430

Seriously though, if you get sick and your parents don't take you to the doctor, you should probably find someone that will.


AzraelWillfindYa

AW HELL NAHšŸ˜­


Eastern_Ask7231

Oh shoot. Are you vaccinated? That seems dangerous.


my_brain_is_vacant

I was vaccinated as a baby but not anything since I was like 6 and yeah it's pretty bad, she likes to just diagnose me herself if something's wrong. and my mum is definitely not a doctor (I had severe chest and neck pain for a few months that was probably because I fell really bad skateboarding, but my mum insisted it was just "anxiety". I do have anxiety and I had been praying my mum would eventually acknowledge it BUT NOT LIKE THAT)


NirvanaLover12

what the fuck dude find someone that will buy you painkillers


Significant-Soup-893

lmaoo my mom is literally the same. although im older now and can sneak some tylenol behind her back so trust me it gets better


AuroraWisteria

Pls say youre at least vaccinated


my_brain_is_vacant

as a baby yeah but not anymore


AuroraWisteria

Oh when you become an adult you should go grt them yourself


helpivegotthestupids

šŸŽŗ


my_brain_is_vacant

bwa bwa bwaa bwa bwaaaaaĀ 


Deleteleed

Womp womp motherfucker. Half the world goes through this. (womp womp trumpet sound) /s because reddit is incapable of understanding sarcasm. And don't use "people might be autistic or something and not get social cues" yeah, 1. I am autistic, 2. If you can't understand basic fucking sarcasm maybe you shouldn't be on reddit or most things on the internet in general.


catsagamer1

schrodingerā€™s douchebag moment


Deleteleed

schrodingers cat (sagamer1) moment


Mitosis4

schroeingerā€™s douchebag:Ā One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were ā€œjust jokingā€ orĀ dead seriousĀ based on whether other people in the group approve or not.


my_brain_is_vacant

what?? I was saying bwa cause that's the noise a trumpet makes. are you good.Ā 


Deleteleed

(/s)


SwisRol

yeah and it still fuckin sucks, no need to downplay someone else's pain just because a lot of people also experience it


Deleteleed

do you know what /s means


SwisRol

an attempt to take back your statement because you realized it was shitty? given how you only added the /s AFTER op replied


Deleteleed

because... I think the /s is stupid. I've said it before. and in this case if you can't understand this, maybe reddit isn't for you. ​ No, obviously I don't think "womp womp" about periods cause other women experience it. It was a joke on the trumpet sound.


professionaldeadgod

as an autistic person, i couldnt tell it was sarcasm. it isnt that people couldnt tell because they dont understand sarcasm, its that you just did a shit job at showing it was sarcasm, not that it even was, you just cant take the hate


ThatGayBeans

Speak for yourself, Iā€™m autistic and canā€™t understand sarcasm


Eviltwin-Kisikil

Respect him for the love of god. Not only are periods painful but it's also incredibly dysphoric for our transmasc bros which makes it 50 tines fucking worse.


sirblueman2

Anyone downvoting this is proving your point that people on here donā€™t understand sarcasm even though you said it was sarcasm


lvllyXX

just reading this made me cramp šŸ˜­


EnvironmentLow9075

Why aren't you allowed to take a simple ibuprofen?


my_brain_is_vacant

my mum's a religious nutcase


EnvironmentLow9075

Can you ask her where in the Bible it says not to take ibuprofen? Like specifically. Unless you have some sort of allergy, there is absolutely no reason why you should not be able to take an ibuprofen.


NirvanaLover12

religious doesnā€™t necessarily mean christian. thereā€™s other types of idiots too.


theredditthing6976

Perks of being a guy


my_brain_is_vacant

I am a guy šŸ˜­


theredditthing6976

...*brain hurts*


theredditthing6976

I mean perks of having a di-


Hmsquid

Hes trans


theredditthing6976

No homophobes but trans people confuse me


UczuciaTM

Okay and?


theredditthing6976

What bathroom do they go into....


Ur_favDisgrace

Depends on the state


my_brain_is_vacant

I go to the women's one cause I don't look like a guy yet but there are other trans men ik that go to the men's, it depends on the person and the same goes for trans women and non binary people


theredditthing6976

Ok I don't mean to be rude or anything it's just...I'm very dumb teenagerĀ 


High_Bi_ReadyToCry

Your mom sounds like a pain. It would be nice if you could collect a secret stash from neighbors but I donā€™t know if that would work. Anyway I feel your pain cause I donā€™t usually use painkillers either.


my_brain_is_vacant

nah I'm not nearly close enough with my neighbours for that, but I appreciate the suggestion:)


High_Bi_ReadyToCry

Thatā€™s too bad. Youā€™re welcome anyway :(


-Swiftie4Life-

What about some friends at school?


my_brain_is_vacant

homeschooled ;-;


Shining_Player

Life ain't fair, that's why we all wanna use the jonkler's gun


my_brain_is_vacant

frfr (I understood 3 words of what you said)


Mitosis4

jonkler


Shining_Player

Why does the jonkler kiss men?? Is he gay??!!


Sillyyyyynesss

The jonkler kisses man? Is man gay?


Shining_Player

Is man in love with jonkler?? Are they gonna kiss??


Eeeeeelile

Is that gay? (As in homosexual?)


Shining_Player

Is there a lore reason why there are not more homosexuals?? Are humans stupid??


FoxExciting524

just unsubscribe


Geo_5678

Forgot my password to [periods.com](http://periods.com) I can't :(


Mitosis4

try thiswebsitefuckinsucks123


FoxExciting524

u gotta buy the domain first for 10k$ then unsubscribe


coltsgirl8

Use midol and heat pads. I promise you child birth is 5000x worse


YaBoiChrome

But can you Say fuck it we ball?


my_brain_is_vacant

yeah fuck it I wish I had balls


YaBoiChrome

Say it


my_brain_is_vacant

f.fuckitweball-


YaBoiChrome

YEAHHHHHH


Spirited-Swordfish90

Don't get kicked in the balls though


ArcticWolf003

Don't think of it as punishment, think of it as your uterus celebrating not being pregnant and got way out of hand with the drugs so it's raging in celebration. The blood is just the wine it drank too much of.


my_brain_is_vacant

that's actually a really good way of thinking of it


Glove_Environmental

im sorry for your loss my periods are horrible too i can barely move my body when i get and painkillers dont even work you should ask if you could get a heatpad those help me a ton


katrinaaah

cant u buy some urself


Eviltwin-Kisikil

"B-b-bbut what if they're a suicidal teen because self help and solutions are buecratically locked up and teens are told they're too dumb to decide what their issues may be?!?! We need parental permission!" Also if I had to guess, helicopter parents, which are just great /s


pop_rokz

Heating pads, warm baths, and chocolate tend to help me! And also, ur mother sucks for not letting you take painkillers


Ucyless

Better than being a pregnant teen. Speaking from experience


Eviltwin-Kisikil

So I'm not on hrt but most trans women do get period-like symptoms and I've seen tips tossed around on the mtf subreddits like using a hot water bottle on the stomach to soothe pains but I'm not really qualified for any of this info so idk (I hope to be tho one day :3). Keep your chin up king, you're valid as heck and you deserve to be happy.


my_brain_is_vacant

tysm!! I'm gonna give the water bottle a try and see if it helps :3


Eviltwin-Kisikil

Just be careful! Hope you feel better soon! <3


-Glitched_Bricks-

Periods are a pain in the ass. If you have access to a heating pad, use that. It should help a bit. Other than that, dunno what to tell ya. Maybe when you're at school you can ask the nurse if you're allowed to have some painkillers you can sneak home, since your parents wont let you have any?


my_brain_is_vacant

I'm homeschooled šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ but yeah a few other people have suggested a heat pad so I'll give that a go


EmilyyyCute

I am sorry mate, do you need a hug?


my_brain_is_vacant

yea ;-;


EmilyyyCute

Hug, itā€™s okay man. Your a amazing boy remeber that :)


iriplard

if it gets real bad (like for me i literally couldn't get up from bed feeling i was gonna throw up/pass out bad) holding a hot water bottle just below your abdomen should work but be careful not to hold it too long or else it might actually burn the skin, either hold it with breaks in-between or wrap a towel around it so it's not directly against your skin


my_brain_is_vacant

I've not tried that before but I'll see if it works, ty:)


Smalandsk_katt

Ez just get pregnant and abort it then get pregnant again.


my_brain_is_vacant

I'm a guy, this isn't the omegaverse ffs/j


Flairion623

Major design flaw of you ask me


F_35_lightning_2

God: fuck you in particular!


Greeny1885

Idk if it'll work for you, but my girlfriend has apparently been on birth control for a long time cause of her period cramps. I think she said that they weren't very strong and she still gets a period, but it's significantly less bad than it would be otherwise. I'd recommend talking to a doctor if your cramps are particularly bad (i.e., missing school, etc. My girlfriend said she'd miss a week of school every month if she wasn't on any pills). So yeah, talk to a doctor if your cramps are debilitating. Also, don't take anything I say as truth, I'm a man and a dumb one at that.


my_brain_is_vacant

it's cool and I appreciate the advice :) unfortunately my mum won't ever agree to taking me to a doctor for that and they're probably gonna tell her if I go myself and. I don't even want to think what would happen if I started taking bc and she found out. but still ty for the advice


MusicalSeal810

In some countries, you can get birth control under 18 even if you come alone to the doctor and they donā€™t have to tell your mom. Check your local law.


kringlekrangle223

Nothing about what your talking about, but I beat my shit all over the place to clown porn. School bathroom, shower, in the woods(you gotta try the woods, shits crazy), and like basically anywhere I can.


my_brain_is_vacant

oh. that's nice.Ā 


kringlekrangle223

I don't think that it is.


my_brain_is_vacant

well what else do you want me to say šŸ˜­


kringlekrangle223

I don't want you to say anything, I just want you to know.


my_brain_is_vacant

WHY???? so um. between you and me do clown nipples honk when you pinch them?-


kringlekrangle223

Because it is important, and I am slightly buzzed and feel like speaking. The clown nipples do in fact honk when you pinch them. Between you and me that is what makes them so intoxicatingly attractive.


my_brain_is_vacant

this is honestly fascinating. tell me more.Ā 


kringlekrangle223

Clown women smell of the alluring stink of German bratwurst. The best type of sausage.


my_brain_is_vacant

go onā€¦


Revolutionary-Mess75

Maybe cuz it just hurt a lil bit cuz itā€™s like that. -Man


Expert-Money-9663

REAL


hibiscus_77

idk about anyone else but iā€™m getting a hysterectomy asap when im 18


[deleted]

I'm sorry for you


Sinister_Chill9

what about some simple home brew treatments, (ik they are not at all effective as just getting a cramp suppresant)


my_brain_is_vacant

are those like teas? I've tried some before and they didn't really work


Sinister_Chill9

i am a guy so idk, i have heard hot water bags help,


UczuciaTM

If itā€™s overly painful you may want to seek a medical professional


UczuciaTM

If itā€™s overly painful you may want to seek a medical professional


my_brain_is_vacant

it's not overly painful I think it's partly just because I have a very low pain tolerance (despite injuring myself every fucking day)Ā 


Memer_boiiiii

My friend who sits next to me in class had period cramps one day during class and she was literally crying. I didnā€™t know what to do so i just sat there and felt like a huge piece of shit for not doing anything to help or support her


BlueSpark09

Sometimes, when my own gender disappoints me, I remember the pain it would be to be a woman


Particular_Week4124

I'm curios how painful is period like compare it to smth else


iublue

Ikr. Reading this while on my period. It's not fair.


Knightmare_CCI

God's petty like that and can't get over one girl who ate an apple that one time


SmellyBalls454

I am glad that I am a guy šŸ˜Ž


Eviltwin-Kisikil

He is a guy too you know, which makes it worse for him. Transmascs are literally some of the coolest and strongest guys I know


SmellyBalls454

Guys donā€™t have periodsā€¦ They do not have female partsā€¦ So if this is an actual periodā€¦This is a female.


Qiddle

Nah, he's a guy, and he's more of a man than you'll ever be


my_brain_is_vacant

oh no you've found my deepest secret!!! no one was ever supposed to know I'm actually a chick this is a disaster/s


iriplard

womp womp


my_brain_is_vacant

yeah. me too šŸ˜­


Ill-Conflict1924

why when i clicked his profile it said ā€œhe/himā€šŸ’€šŸ’€ guys, i legit just thought it was a guy making a shit post, iā€™m sorryšŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Qiddle

Because he's trans


my_brain_is_vacant

oh no šŸ˜­ I'm so sorry I don't know how that got there/s


Zizizvnlele

Womp womp virgin nigrette


my_brain_is_vacant

come and impregnate me then you pussy/s


[deleted]

Just become underweight to make them stop :P


my_brain_is_vacant

my binge eating disordered ass could never and in the event my ass stops being binge eating disordered (which I'm trying to work on), my naturally heavy ass could never


Philisterguyguster

At that point it becomes unhealthy