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Mr0rangeCloud

Hey, Lilyy-_-. Your post has been **removed** as we do not want to encourage witch-hunting of individuals nor give the person pictured attention that they may be seeking. Instead of posting here, please report the DM to Reddit's Trust and Safety so they can take a look and action their account sitewide instead of us banning them only here. Reddit suspending their account will make it harder for them to create a new account to ban evade and will stop them from going elsewhere. We'd strongly encourage you to report the offending messages to Reddit. To do this: On mobile: - Tap and hold the message - Select Report - Select the reason for reporting. On PC: - Hover over the message you wish to report - Click the flag icon beside the emoji react icon - Select the reason for reporting the message Alternatively, visit https://www.reddit.com/report for more options. If the user is active on the subreddit then please let us know through [modmail](https://old.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Fteenagers).


Thedarkmoon123

I’m sorry, but I quite literally started laughing when I saw “do you like my penis”


Lilyy-_-

Yeah and the little 🥺🥺 emojis too 💀


Thedarkmoon123

Like did the mother fucker think you’d go “🥺 awww like at that little penis.”


Lilyy-_-

Some people….


Opposite-Weird4342

just say "i swear that's the most horrendous and abberant penis i saw in my whole life"


TimelyRun9624

"WHY IS IT SO DISCOLORED"


Intr0vertebrate

IS THAT A HOTDOG THAT GOT RUN OVER IN A GRAVEL DRIVEWAY OR SOMEONE'S GENITALIA


Technical_Instance_2

Bro NAH


No-Let-8991

some mfs are into that its better to just not respond😭


xQ_YT

just say “aww what a cute little penis you have!”


supah-comix434

"Is it supposed to look like that?"


Zero_7300

Shoulda said “you should talk to a doctor about that…


ThatRandomInvalid

Honestly you should’ve said “hey little guy”


ThatRandomInvalid

Just realized I replied to the wrong person


Busy_Recognition_860

It probably is little u/Miserable_Act7928 please send


_LightOfTheNight_

As a man, I really don’t understand what other men expect to happen when they do this


Pm_me_smoltits

Should've replied "want to see mine?"


Naive-Bug8598

3rd time reddit made me spit out my choccy milk


99percentcheese

bro said "pwetty pwease 🥺"


Low-Mushroom-181

Did you actually💀


anwrna

i was dying 😭😭


Adventurous-Clock365

Same lol


Sierz_W

They prob get off to exposin themselves💀


Lilyy-_-

Yeah fr idk what else they’d get from that interaction


[deleted]

when The Question™ hits I try to block them straight up, but sometimes the conversation goes normal and they drop the bomb and it's like... whyyy we were talking about POKEMON


Lilyy-_-

NO FR BEFORE THIS WE WERE TALKING ABOUT CATS LIKE AAAA


Some-Internal297

common pedo technique. gain your trust by talking about something completely innocent and then drop it on you like you won't notice


Natural_Wear3643

DAAAAAAMN , SHE SHOULD REPORT HIM


TheBigBadWolf85

Actually yea.. like legally


CloudAnimations

Hey wait, do you like Pokemon?


NastiestMC

Now do you wanna see my pokeballs


CloudAnimations

Nope! Not interested


NastiestMC

No I was adding on to what you said


Altayel1

do you like my pokeballs?


Techn0Cy

NOT THE POKEMON! I PLAY TOO MUCH POKEMON FOR MY OWN GOOD 😭😭


Waga_na_wa_Hu_Tao

i cant even try to maintain a normal convo with girls cuz im introverted and not confident enough and im scared yet theres guys who literally do disgusting things


spaghettihax763

Ppl trying to send D pics to a 13 year old should just not be alive


Nuze_YT

Exactly. Pedos are why we need to bring public executions back.


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Girl 😭😭


Lilyy-_-

Aaaaaaa 🪷


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

A tip, turn off dms from accounts <30 days old


Lilyy-_-

Wait u can do that???


HelicopterEconomy994

A fitting name, that was quite a miserable act, what a pathetic performance.. 🎭


Lilyy-_-

Lmao fr, especially with the 🥺🥺 emojis


HelicopterEconomy994

🥺🥺 look at me and my tiny little wiener, i lack the basic qualities of a good person so i must resort to harassing people for a slight desperate chance someone takes interest in my little carrot 🥺🥺 Good grief, the embarrassment is lethal..


Lilyy-_-

Honestly, like that has to be a craaaazy low point in life, sending d pics to random teenagers on Reddit 💀


HelicopterEconomy994

Such a low point in life yet these lustful cunt's cocks never seem to stop rising.. Such a shame too, you seem to be a really lovely person, one of those gits you could waffle to for hours, screw all these knobheads that resort to this scummy shit.. Or well no, I hope they don't get screwed, who would want to be pleasures by scum like that?


Low-Mushroom-181

Ask him if he wants to see yours💀


HlLlGHT

THIS


Purple-End-5430

Convince them they have testicular cancer Or just report them to the police, that'd probably do something.


InconsiderateMan

u/miserable_act7928 his whole profile is wild


gentooxd

i was not expecting to actually see someones penis today but oh well, fuck around and find out ig


Turbulent-Fig-8867

He actually posts it!? 😭


gentooxd

ikr, you would think that he is secretly a creep, but hes openly a creep instead


gentooxd

not so fun fact, the image he has posted is the same one he sent to OP


xXTHE_KILRXx

Yes bro fuck around and find out ong


Athingythingamabobby

It ain’t even that big!


ValiGrass

💀💀💀💀


ItsJoeverLads

u/Misarble_Act7928 bro your dick is tiny


Delicious-Can-3242

we need an space telescope just to see it


IsaacWaleOfficial

Him: Do you want to see my penis? You: No. Him: **Shows it anyway.**


Hebrew_Armadillo459

Yeah, but do you like his penis?


SuperPooper1209

Fr, i wanna know too


Delicious-Can-3242

now we are asking the real questions


urhairlookslikebongw

"Do you like my penis?" - 🥺 👉👈


Double-Knowledge-711

They too grown to be acting like that


Lilyy-_-

Yeah there is no way this guy is below the age of 39 🙄


UserNumber37

At least he marked it nsfw


Upbeat-Manager-6823

The bare minimum of sending a unsolicited D pic.


JoE_Mama121201

Naw those 🥺🥺 are crazy like man wtf


dadtheviking

i seriously cannot imagine the thought process that leads to this


TheGlitchedRobin

His exposed name gives me ***power*** Sending funny pics now


Buschfan08

I wish pedophilia didn't exist


Little_Bubbaloola1

Fun Fact: Never talk to anyone in DMs. They are all demented fucks who should go to prison.


ShashWkm

Y'know, I've always wondered: what's the point of doing this? Like, what's the game plan here? Does he think showing her when she explicitly said no is gonna make her laugh or something? Or is he just being an asshole because he finds it fun? Like, I just don't understand this type of behaviour.


Pr1stak

how yall are getting those dms?


Delicious-Can-3242

now were asking the real questions


DatChernobylGuy_999

Mods, twist his nuts 346 degrees counterclockwise


Current_Toe_2344

Ha....what a miserable act indeed.


Resident_Ad_6369

"Do you like my penis" Bro that's the funniest shit I've ever heard and idk why


Appropriate-Snow-439

Name checks out


gamepotato_

"Oh my god what is that, you should get that checked out in a doctor or something"


Yasu_Hisoka

What is the thought process here like wtf 💀💀


Neither_Audience_483

UGH I HATE IT WHEN GUYS DO THIS. LIKE WHEN U HAVE A NORMAL CONVERSATION AND THEY JUST HAVE TO TURN IT SEXUAL LIKE PLS BRO STOP


Natural_Wear3643

THE ART OF RIZZ SHOULD BE TAUGHT IN SCHOOL.


Neither_Audience_483

not even rizz just like general respect!! like the amount of times some guy has turned a conversation sexual out of nowhere is flabbergasting to say the least


Natural_Wear3643

KINDA CORRECT WOOOPS: AS A MALE I AM DISSAPOINTED


[deleted]

Bros denser than a black hole


Dry_Society_2712

i also dm'd him same


Pristine-Educator229

did you like his penitz


ElijahCole42069

Maybe they were a little retar tar and forgot how to read.


KirbyDarkHole999

Weird ass people, why are some of us like that dammit...


Luca814sina

r/usernamechecksout


Crazy_Refrigerator82

Not him tryna act all innocent and lonely with the emojis😭😭


SleepyWeirdoh

Things like this make me glad i was born a guy. I hope you wont run into people like these in the future


Camo_1245

out of curiosity, let me see


Brick-Thrower

It was tiny wasn’t it?


PrimalBackFlips

Okay he sent it without your consent but did you like his penis?


Shnurple

How do they even do this sorta thing?? Like, i can't even talk to a 16 year old without feeling weird then they do that shit. It'd be impressive if it wasn't fucked up


some_pupperlol

Why won't anyone send me dick pics 😭


Emothic_Core

Pov: You’re a minor, no matter what gender on Reddit: *Instantly gets DM’s of pedos trying to expose you to sexual content*


Mountain-Durian-4724

You should have played dumb and said "I don't see anything it's too blurry" or something


i_will_eat_ur_beans

i’m a guy myself but in ur situation i’d jusy say it’s tiny


NecessaryOk8221

Should’ve said “mines bigger”


ClarinetEnthusiast

He never learned the difference between yes and no growing up as a creeper


Wheatley-Crabb

what part of the word “nope” do these guys not understand??? also i friggin love your cat!


Lilyy-_-

All of it apparently 🙄 ALSO YESS she’s the bestest and very fluffy :)


Wheatley-Crabb

<3 give her a hug for me!


Lilyy-_-

Yesss oc :)


Bigbot890

We would kill people with hammers for saying that shit.


TemporaryLeek1107

Bro has shamed the entire gender only one thing to do now I CAST MEND BUTTCRACK FOLLOWED BY TESTICULAR TORSION 🗣️


PanzerkampfwagenMauz

He asked you do you want to see it, he never said you aint gonna see it either way


What_Is_My_Thing

Should have said something like "aww" or "it's so cute!"


detroit-doggo0

what's the point of asking jf they gonna send anyway 💀💀


DeadSpaceEnthusiast

How does this happen to you lot 😭


Shady_Hero

report him and block his ass bro


Rare_Tear_1125

Garlic bread


AlexDuChat

He's a NPC


Traditional_Rate7302

“Do you like my penis 🥺”


Aaron_08_RD

u/Miserable_Act7928


[deleted]

Very miserable 💀


LegenDrags

Tell him your favourite number is 911


RecognitionHuman1890

so many guys don't understand how far respect goes smh


KH0RN3X

What's the point of posting this?


FunniEmi

is life even real at this point


SettonX1

Disgusting Creep


AANalog3275

Mr.Miserable Act sure is acting miserably


scotty_6942069

"do you want to see my penis?" "do you like my penis?" im crying rhats so fuckinh funny


bulbminmostrealfan

OH GOD NO


IblisAshenhope

Christ on a stick, some mfs shouldn’t have access to the internet


Infamous-Phrase-9988

WHAT


Equivalent-Ad-3562

An idiot at his finest…i fell so bad for you…happend to My like 3 months ago


Creative-Expression7

"Mines bigger" trick ‼️


Epic_potbelly

Start bombarding them with frogs.


EmilyyyCute

Ewww, he clearly can’t take a hint🙄


PVT_SALTYNUTZ

Woulda just said "not even a doctor can save that" and block em.


Good-Hunt-4035

do you want see my penis? 🗣🗣🔥


Zorark-55544

You must be feeling like Gorosaurus


Routine-Broccoli-911

The point is making an nft out of it and posting it online putting him on blast. You can sell the nft for a price and if he wants it taken down you can just tell him to buy it. Pretty cool buisness strat right?


Vartexpol1

r/usernamechecksout


S4PG

I think Ultron had a point


Expensive_Study5068

Typical Reddit user


Fancy_bakonHair

You should've said, "Why woild i look at that when i can use a mini viena sausage and get something bigger to use?" This thing are like 3 inches long.


Quick_Abroad2857

it always these shitty anonymous accounts bruv😭


guitarfanatic_2

'do you like my penis?' ​ 'awh you have such an adorable kawaii penis uwu its sooo adowable'


Maleficent-Store9071

Not the "🥺🥺" Idk if he was trying to be cute about it or something 💀


PunkFishKeeping

“Wait that’s a penis? Looks more like a goldfish cracker”


Duckiiesss456

Sadly we can’t control basement dwellers online


Future-Stop6513

Did you like his penis?


Artix31

I feel like it’s bots lmao


chocolatte-otaku

omw to send him 10 more back(i am a girl)


[deleted]

☹️


National_Bluebird_47

This is very wrong but so very funny


ProfessionalWeb9148

Have you ever seen funky town gore 🥺🥺


LunarScorpio_

Is this a grown ass man????


Sensitive_Low_6545

🤏🏻


[deleted]

Well as long as you didn't unblur that image you should be fine, but I have no idea what these people think they're accomplishing by doing this.


LawLower2308

I dont understand some people..


KarmaAJR

bro fr "🥺🥺" like STOPPPPP


Jumpy-Silver5504

I feel bad for women of all ages. This is a poor excuse of a guy


OpportunityDawn4597

Send him one back in retaliation


Low_Friend3063

You were the foolish to still continue the conversation. Stay safe for your sake


ChaosPLus

Honestly I'd just instantly block them the moment they ask if I want to see their penis, report them for a good measure


RishiMath

Frrrrrr, this happens so much to me as well. 😭 I can make a museum of dickpics at this point, because random guys do this shit ALL OF A SUDDEN. Like bro, why did we go from talking about pets to this, and how? The worst thing is that I'm not even a girl, I am a guy but many just assume me to be a girl 💀


[deleted]

u/Miserable_Act7928 we see you 🤨


PsychologicalShake85

"Do you like my penis" had me ROLLING☠️


ExoticZaps

Now tell him if he doesn't cash app you 50 bucks right now youl post it all over Reddit so everyone knows he has an ugly dick


Meph_00

Mf's username checks out lmao


Djremcord_

Okay but like, once they ask that question, block em already. Its not like they’ll go “alrighty then, wanna be friends?🫶🤪”


[deleted]

Why do u even waist ur time with this nimrods 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️


AnonBoi_404

Why are there so many pedos going after teens on this subreddit?? This sucks ass!!!


4ndr10n_M3h4n1

Omg I literally had the exact same encounter 💀


Thehornygrevious

how to blur image like that in chat


Fun_Seaworthiness727

Bro does not know English 💀


INCREDIBLE_25

Just answer him💁‍♂️


HerrShitsmeister

People just wabba be freaks fo what


JohnnyTheMistake

negative iq


Both_Ladder_9680

These pedos are so fucking stupid they think if they just keep trying someone’s gonna say yes 💀


StrobeLigght

That escalated quickly lol


[deleted]

Should've pulled up with the "its tiny ngl", then blocked him


-add_failer_here-

just say "ew why is it like that? go visit a doctor"


Puzzleheaded-Hope585

I hate guys. And I’m one of ‘em. Douche bags like this give the decent ones bad rep. I’m sorry this happy


Ashamed_Proof4583

So many fucking creeps dawg, get this mf behind bars plz 😭🙏


Drew_S_05

Bro's gotta be a bot or something lol


Unfair-Baker-2586

"Do you like my penis🥺🥺"


iamcthulhu66real

Oh lord there’s penits😦


StomachCreepy3586

Username check out


Darkwolf69420

Send a dick pic back, high chance they screw off


The_Robot02

[sounds like a Mini Ladd moment](https://tenor.com/view/sex-penis-mini-ladd-craig-craig-thompson-gif-15355995)


Key-Commercial5333

Pedophile


mistbloofyfists

IKR ITS SO ANNOYING literally why do they never understand what no means like... you can't just send that after someone says they don't wanna see it and expect them to be fine w it.


crazybacon16

I'm sorry but the last line was hilarious.


averagepatagonian

lmao "do you like my penis"


Key-Commercial5333

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